Who is not Cao Cao?
Chapter 152 I want to be a sage
Chapter 152 I want to be a sage
In the evening, the Sikong Mansion indeed prepared a family banquet.
Cao Cao sits at the top, Mrs. Bian's wives and female relatives sit at the bottom left, and at the bottom right sits a group of heirs led by Cao Pi.
It's just that this family banquet was not harmonious, because Cao Pi and Cao Jie stared at He Yan who was sitting in the middle.
Especially Cao Jie...
He Yan whispered to the side: "Hey! Why don't you, a female family member, sit across from you?"
"I'm going to sit here!"
Cao Jie picked up a chopstick in each of his puffy hands, and kept stabbing He Yan in the air: "Last time, you sincerely let me go in and get beaten!"
"That's not what you have to ask yourself!"
He Yan signaled Cao Jie to calm down: "Don't forget that if it wasn't for me, you would still be in confinement now!"
"But I got a beating!"
Cao Jie's kneeling and sitting posture is a bit weird now, obviously the redness and swelling on his buttocks haven't disappeared yet, so he can only prop up his upper body with great effort.
"It's true that you got a beating, but didn't Cao Pi also get dizzy by you?"
He Yan comforted in a low voice: "Think about it carefully, is it worth it?"
"Wow?"
Cao Jie thought about it carefully, and felt that He Yan was talking nonsense...
"Then why don't you beat Deng Ai to relieve your anger?"
For his own safety, He Yan sold his eldest son without hesitation.
"Deng Ai?"
After hesitating for a while, Cao Jie said, "I'm going to settle accounts with you, why are you beating Deng Ai?"
"Father and son are connected!"
He Yan showed a painful expression: "His body hurts my heart! Does your mother tell you the same every time after beating you?"
Cao Jie nodded thoughtfully, but still looked at He Yan suspiciously: "Is it true that father and son are united?"
"It's absolutely true! Otherwise, after Cao Pi was beaten up by Aunt Bian, why did his father look like he was about to die?"
Cao Jie blinked: "Really?"
"real!"
"Then when I beat Cao Pi, wouldn't my parents feel the pain too?"
"Not necessarily, Cao Pi may not be his own."
"Oh, no wonder..."
------
After exchanging Deng Ai for his safety, He Yan moved to the other side.
"Cao Pi~"
"Humph!"
"Little Pizi~"
"Humph!"
"Little pi pi pi pi pi~"
"Humph!"
"Cao Pi! Don't go too far!"
Hearing this, Cao Pi finally couldn't bear it any longer. He turned sideways and glared at He Yan: "I'm going too far? If I go too far, then what are you?"
"You actually lied to me that it was a strong drug, and even threw me to my daughter-in-law! He Yan! I will be at odds with you from now on!"
Seeing that Cao Pi was really angry, He Yan resorted to a tried-and-true method: "Then I invite you to go to the nun, so let's forget about it?"
"Humph!"
"twice?"
"cut!"
Seeing that he couldn't impress Cao Pi even when he went to his daughter-in-law, He Yan also realized that he probably had to bleed profusely...
"Cao Pi, how about I beat Cao Jie up for you?"
"Ok?"
Cao Pi finally became interested, but he was still aloof.
"Hit her twice?"
Cao Pi was about to agree, but soon he realized something was wrong: "What's the matter between the two of us about Cao Jie?"
"Oh? You followed Jia Wen and your IQ really improved?"
He Yan was slightly pleasantly surprised: "Then we won't beat Cao Jie, let's fight a duel?"
Cao Pi looked at He Yan's muscles that had gradually strengthened after several expeditions, and said that only vulgar warriors admired duels, and an elegant person like him should solve problems in a more elegant way.
"Forget it, just admit your mistake to me and write a guarantee that you won't do it again."
Cao Pi's posture was correct: "He Yan, you and I have matured a lot now, stop playing such silly tricks, we should think about how to relieve father's worries, understand?"
He Yan frowned: "Little Heizi, let me ask you, what's next after singing and dancing?"
Cao Pi:? ? ?
Seeing Cao Pi's bewildered expression, He Yan knew that he had ruled out another traverser.
"What you said just now...are Jia Xu teaching you?"
He Yan rubbed his chin: "Did Jia Xu tell you that, as the son of Sikong, you should find a way to gather party members and grow up slowly?"
"And he should have said that the person you should win over is me, so that even if you are bullied by me, you should be more magnanimous so as to influence me?"
Cao Pi looked like he had seen a ghost: "How do you know?"
"My guess."
He Yan was not sure at first, but now he is basically sure that Cao Pi's set is all ordered by Jia Xu behind his back...
"Then He Yan."
Cao Pi asked with some expectation: "Will you assist me?"
He Yan neither affirmed nor refused, but asked Cao Pi: "Cao Pi, I ask you."
"If I assist you, what do you want to do?"
Cao Pi was a little speechless: "Just...just..."
Seeing that Cao Pi couldn't even figure out his goal, He Yan shook his head slightly: "If you don't even know what you want to do, how can you gather a force that is loyal to you?"
"No! I know!"
Cao Pi suddenly became firm again at this moment: "I want to share my father's worries!"
"Are you sure you want to share your father's worries instead of inheriting everything from his father?"
He Yan's words made Cao Pi confused again: "Probably... isn't it?"
"Don't guess, be sure."
He Yan grabbed a piece of sweet orange peeled from the table and put it into his mouth: "Go back and ask Jia Wenhe if he can teach people? As a teacher, if he can't teach people, then don't mislead your children." .”
Even He Yan couldn't figure out Jia Xu.
Call him cowardly, he has done nothing cowardly.
Call him bold, but he still can't let go of his pattern...
Fear of hands and feet may be the duty of a courtier, but if you teach this to the monarch, it is a fault.
Whether Cao Pi becomes Cao Cao's successor or shares Cao Cao's worries, there is no difference in essence between these two things. The core is "what should Cao Pi do".
Even if it is perfunctory and becomes "let Cao Cao see what Cao Pi has done", it is better than the current hesitation.
While Cao Pi was deep in thought, He Yan took some sweet orange petals from his table to his own.
"Hey! You are so rich and still take my money?"
"Well, the oranges from Sikong Mansion are always tastier than those outside."
After snatching the sweet oranges on Cao Pi's table, He Yan asked again: "Did you learn from Yang Xiu?"
"learned."
"Have you learned it?"
"..."
Unsurprisingly, if Cao Pi had learned something new, he would not be so entangled now.
"Don't follow Jia Xu after Dad leaves. Let him realize his mistake and apologize to you before letting him come back."
Hearing this, Cao Pi gasped: "Are you crazy? Then daddy won't beat me to death when he comes back?"
"Dad won't beat you about this, trust me."
Cao Pi was not sure: "Trust you?"
"Trust me, and then go to the Xuchang County Government to help me."
???
"Haven't you heard?"
He Yan showed his eight big white teeth: "I forgot to tell you, I was promoted again! Now it's Xuchang Ling."
"In principle, all Xuchang people are under my control, including you."
Cao Pi's face turned green immediately.
Doesn't that mean that He Yan will directly become Xu Chang's leader in the future?
Daddy is confused! ! !
"Don't worry, I'm not going to prostitute your body for nothing. I plan to open a few workshops to teach new learning. When the time comes, you can go and help."
Only then did Cao Pi's expression soften, and he even became a little happy: "Do you want me to be your wife?"
"It is."
"no problem!"
The problem of being good at being a teacher is a common problem of all Confucian scholars, and Cao Pi is no exception.
For a while, Cao Pi ecstatically asked He Yan about the details of teaching, and he had the urge to roll up his sleeves and do a big job right now.
Little did he know that Cao Cao, who was beside him, had long been annoyed by the two whispering like mosquitoes. Seeing that the two seemed to be chatting to the point of endlessness, he also stopped him with words: "Pi'er, Yulang, you What are the two talking about? You might as well say it out loud! Anyway, it’s a family feast, so it’s okay!”
When He Yan and Cao Pi heard what Cao Cao said, they stopped discussing and started staring at Cao Cao.
"Father, He Yan and I are chatting... chatting..."
Cao Pi really dare not say it!
Could it be that he told Cao Cao that he was planning to skip class and become a teacher with He Yan while Cao Cao was away?
Why didn't He Yan know when the time came? Cao Pi was sure that he would definitely be beaten up by Cao Cao today.
"Father, Cao Pi and I are discussing each other's ambitions and planning what we want to do in the future."
He Yan also didn't want Cao Pi, whom he had brought, to be imprisoned by Cao Cao, so he directly helped him out.
"Oh?"
Not only Cao Cao, but even other descendants of the Cao family are interested in this.
Xiao Cao Jie didn't care about his cheeks stuffed with food, so he directly raised his hand and said, "I want to become a famous doctor! I will treat my father every day from now on!"
Cao Cao's face twitched, and he skipped Cao Jie and looked at the crowd behind him.
Cao Zhi: "I want to be a scholar!"
Cao Zhang: "I want to be a general!"
Cao Zhen: "I also want to be a general!"
"..."
Many descendants of the Cao family spoke enthusiastically, but because they are still young, their so-called "aspirations" are all blueprints based on the templates of people around them, such as Cao Cao, and He Yan.
Seeing how active his heirs are, Cao Cao immediately showed a gratified smile: "The Cao family can prosper!"
Afterwards, he looked at Cao Pi and He Yan happily: "Pi'er, Yulang, you two can discuss your ambitions together, which shows that you have a close relationship, very good! Very good!"
Cao Pi scoffed, who wants to be close to He Yan?
At the same time, Cao Pi just remembered that he came to find He Yan to seek revenge?Why was he suddenly led astray by He Yan again?
Before he had time to turn his head and stare at He Yan, Cao Cao's voice came again: "I don't know what Pi'er and Yulang want to do in the future?"
Hearing Cao Cao's question, Cao Pi didn't have time to continue to quarrel with He Yan, but began to ponder this question carefully.
After thinking for a long time, Cao Pi said firmly, "I want to be like my father!"
I thought it was a perfect answer, but when Cao Cao heard this answer, he frowned unconsciously: "Yulang, what about you?"
"me."
He Yan stood up unhurriedly, glanced around at his younger brothers and sisters with expectant eyes, and told them loudly: "I, He Yan—"
"Be a sage!"
For a moment, the originally lively family banquet fell silent...
(End of this chapter)
In the evening, the Sikong Mansion indeed prepared a family banquet.
Cao Cao sits at the top, Mrs. Bian's wives and female relatives sit at the bottom left, and at the bottom right sits a group of heirs led by Cao Pi.
It's just that this family banquet was not harmonious, because Cao Pi and Cao Jie stared at He Yan who was sitting in the middle.
Especially Cao Jie...
He Yan whispered to the side: "Hey! Why don't you, a female family member, sit across from you?"
"I'm going to sit here!"
Cao Jie picked up a chopstick in each of his puffy hands, and kept stabbing He Yan in the air: "Last time, you sincerely let me go in and get beaten!"
"That's not what you have to ask yourself!"
He Yan signaled Cao Jie to calm down: "Don't forget that if it wasn't for me, you would still be in confinement now!"
"But I got a beating!"
Cao Jie's kneeling and sitting posture is a bit weird now, obviously the redness and swelling on his buttocks haven't disappeared yet, so he can only prop up his upper body with great effort.
"It's true that you got a beating, but didn't Cao Pi also get dizzy by you?"
He Yan comforted in a low voice: "Think about it carefully, is it worth it?"
"Wow?"
Cao Jie thought about it carefully, and felt that He Yan was talking nonsense...
"Then why don't you beat Deng Ai to relieve your anger?"
For his own safety, He Yan sold his eldest son without hesitation.
"Deng Ai?"
After hesitating for a while, Cao Jie said, "I'm going to settle accounts with you, why are you beating Deng Ai?"
"Father and son are connected!"
He Yan showed a painful expression: "His body hurts my heart! Does your mother tell you the same every time after beating you?"
Cao Jie nodded thoughtfully, but still looked at He Yan suspiciously: "Is it true that father and son are united?"
"It's absolutely true! Otherwise, after Cao Pi was beaten up by Aunt Bian, why did his father look like he was about to die?"
Cao Jie blinked: "Really?"
"real!"
"Then when I beat Cao Pi, wouldn't my parents feel the pain too?"
"Not necessarily, Cao Pi may not be his own."
"Oh, no wonder..."
------
After exchanging Deng Ai for his safety, He Yan moved to the other side.
"Cao Pi~"
"Humph!"
"Little Pizi~"
"Humph!"
"Little pi pi pi pi pi~"
"Humph!"
"Cao Pi! Don't go too far!"
Hearing this, Cao Pi finally couldn't bear it any longer. He turned sideways and glared at He Yan: "I'm going too far? If I go too far, then what are you?"
"You actually lied to me that it was a strong drug, and even threw me to my daughter-in-law! He Yan! I will be at odds with you from now on!"
Seeing that Cao Pi was really angry, He Yan resorted to a tried-and-true method: "Then I invite you to go to the nun, so let's forget about it?"
"Humph!"
"twice?"
"cut!"
Seeing that he couldn't impress Cao Pi even when he went to his daughter-in-law, He Yan also realized that he probably had to bleed profusely...
"Cao Pi, how about I beat Cao Jie up for you?"
"Ok?"
Cao Pi finally became interested, but he was still aloof.
"Hit her twice?"
Cao Pi was about to agree, but soon he realized something was wrong: "What's the matter between the two of us about Cao Jie?"
"Oh? You followed Jia Wen and your IQ really improved?"
He Yan was slightly pleasantly surprised: "Then we won't beat Cao Jie, let's fight a duel?"
Cao Pi looked at He Yan's muscles that had gradually strengthened after several expeditions, and said that only vulgar warriors admired duels, and an elegant person like him should solve problems in a more elegant way.
"Forget it, just admit your mistake to me and write a guarantee that you won't do it again."
Cao Pi's posture was correct: "He Yan, you and I have matured a lot now, stop playing such silly tricks, we should think about how to relieve father's worries, understand?"
He Yan frowned: "Little Heizi, let me ask you, what's next after singing and dancing?"
Cao Pi:? ? ?
Seeing Cao Pi's bewildered expression, He Yan knew that he had ruled out another traverser.
"What you said just now...are Jia Xu teaching you?"
He Yan rubbed his chin: "Did Jia Xu tell you that, as the son of Sikong, you should find a way to gather party members and grow up slowly?"
"And he should have said that the person you should win over is me, so that even if you are bullied by me, you should be more magnanimous so as to influence me?"
Cao Pi looked like he had seen a ghost: "How do you know?"
"My guess."
He Yan was not sure at first, but now he is basically sure that Cao Pi's set is all ordered by Jia Xu behind his back...
"Then He Yan."
Cao Pi asked with some expectation: "Will you assist me?"
He Yan neither affirmed nor refused, but asked Cao Pi: "Cao Pi, I ask you."
"If I assist you, what do you want to do?"
Cao Pi was a little speechless: "Just...just..."
Seeing that Cao Pi couldn't even figure out his goal, He Yan shook his head slightly: "If you don't even know what you want to do, how can you gather a force that is loyal to you?"
"No! I know!"
Cao Pi suddenly became firm again at this moment: "I want to share my father's worries!"
"Are you sure you want to share your father's worries instead of inheriting everything from his father?"
He Yan's words made Cao Pi confused again: "Probably... isn't it?"
"Don't guess, be sure."
He Yan grabbed a piece of sweet orange peeled from the table and put it into his mouth: "Go back and ask Jia Wenhe if he can teach people? As a teacher, if he can't teach people, then don't mislead your children." .”
Even He Yan couldn't figure out Jia Xu.
Call him cowardly, he has done nothing cowardly.
Call him bold, but he still can't let go of his pattern...
Fear of hands and feet may be the duty of a courtier, but if you teach this to the monarch, it is a fault.
Whether Cao Pi becomes Cao Cao's successor or shares Cao Cao's worries, there is no difference in essence between these two things. The core is "what should Cao Pi do".
Even if it is perfunctory and becomes "let Cao Cao see what Cao Pi has done", it is better than the current hesitation.
While Cao Pi was deep in thought, He Yan took some sweet orange petals from his table to his own.
"Hey! You are so rich and still take my money?"
"Well, the oranges from Sikong Mansion are always tastier than those outside."
After snatching the sweet oranges on Cao Pi's table, He Yan asked again: "Did you learn from Yang Xiu?"
"learned."
"Have you learned it?"
"..."
Unsurprisingly, if Cao Pi had learned something new, he would not be so entangled now.
"Don't follow Jia Xu after Dad leaves. Let him realize his mistake and apologize to you before letting him come back."
Hearing this, Cao Pi gasped: "Are you crazy? Then daddy won't beat me to death when he comes back?"
"Dad won't beat you about this, trust me."
Cao Pi was not sure: "Trust you?"
"Trust me, and then go to the Xuchang County Government to help me."
???
"Haven't you heard?"
He Yan showed his eight big white teeth: "I forgot to tell you, I was promoted again! Now it's Xuchang Ling."
"In principle, all Xuchang people are under my control, including you."
Cao Pi's face turned green immediately.
Doesn't that mean that He Yan will directly become Xu Chang's leader in the future?
Daddy is confused! ! !
"Don't worry, I'm not going to prostitute your body for nothing. I plan to open a few workshops to teach new learning. When the time comes, you can go and help."
Only then did Cao Pi's expression soften, and he even became a little happy: "Do you want me to be your wife?"
"It is."
"no problem!"
The problem of being good at being a teacher is a common problem of all Confucian scholars, and Cao Pi is no exception.
For a while, Cao Pi ecstatically asked He Yan about the details of teaching, and he had the urge to roll up his sleeves and do a big job right now.
Little did he know that Cao Cao, who was beside him, had long been annoyed by the two whispering like mosquitoes. Seeing that the two seemed to be chatting to the point of endlessness, he also stopped him with words: "Pi'er, Yulang, you What are the two talking about? You might as well say it out loud! Anyway, it’s a family feast, so it’s okay!”
When He Yan and Cao Pi heard what Cao Cao said, they stopped discussing and started staring at Cao Cao.
"Father, He Yan and I are chatting... chatting..."
Cao Pi really dare not say it!
Could it be that he told Cao Cao that he was planning to skip class and become a teacher with He Yan while Cao Cao was away?
Why didn't He Yan know when the time came? Cao Pi was sure that he would definitely be beaten up by Cao Cao today.
"Father, Cao Pi and I are discussing each other's ambitions and planning what we want to do in the future."
He Yan also didn't want Cao Pi, whom he had brought, to be imprisoned by Cao Cao, so he directly helped him out.
"Oh?"
Not only Cao Cao, but even other descendants of the Cao family are interested in this.
Xiao Cao Jie didn't care about his cheeks stuffed with food, so he directly raised his hand and said, "I want to become a famous doctor! I will treat my father every day from now on!"
Cao Cao's face twitched, and he skipped Cao Jie and looked at the crowd behind him.
Cao Zhi: "I want to be a scholar!"
Cao Zhang: "I want to be a general!"
Cao Zhen: "I also want to be a general!"
"..."
Many descendants of the Cao family spoke enthusiastically, but because they are still young, their so-called "aspirations" are all blueprints based on the templates of people around them, such as Cao Cao, and He Yan.
Seeing how active his heirs are, Cao Cao immediately showed a gratified smile: "The Cao family can prosper!"
Afterwards, he looked at Cao Pi and He Yan happily: "Pi'er, Yulang, you two can discuss your ambitions together, which shows that you have a close relationship, very good! Very good!"
Cao Pi scoffed, who wants to be close to He Yan?
At the same time, Cao Pi just remembered that he came to find He Yan to seek revenge?Why was he suddenly led astray by He Yan again?
Before he had time to turn his head and stare at He Yan, Cao Cao's voice came again: "I don't know what Pi'er and Yulang want to do in the future?"
Hearing Cao Cao's question, Cao Pi didn't have time to continue to quarrel with He Yan, but began to ponder this question carefully.
After thinking for a long time, Cao Pi said firmly, "I want to be like my father!"
I thought it was a perfect answer, but when Cao Cao heard this answer, he frowned unconsciously: "Yulang, what about you?"
"me."
He Yan stood up unhurriedly, glanced around at his younger brothers and sisters with expectant eyes, and told them loudly: "I, He Yan—"
"Be a sage!"
For a moment, the originally lively family banquet fell silent...
(End of this chapter)
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