Who is not Cao Cao?

Chapter 181 They Call Me Dad
"He Yan!"

Cao Pi ran wildly in front of He Yan, came to a smart but slippery sudden brake, and scolded in an angry tone: "Stay away from Cao Jie in the future!"

He Yan glanced at Cao Jie in his arms, then at Cao Pi who was going crazy, and immediately gave them a question mark face.

"It's okay, He Yan, you don't have to pay attention to him."

Cao Jie pouted his nose in disdain: "I wanted to perform an operation on him a few days ago, but Mafeisan was not prepared properly, which made him wake up."

"What surgery?"

Cao Jie pointed to the bottom of He Yan: "I heard from the book that as long as you remove the cock, you can become more masculine and have a taller figure...Hey! Why are you looking at me with that look? I This time is really for the good of Cao Pi!"

The muscles of He Yan's thighs trembled slightly, and at the same time, his hands subconsciously pushed Cao Jie away.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei also looked at the innocent Cao Jie in amazement, and then turned to look at Cao Pi...

"I'm fine there!"

After Cao Pi got off his horse, he directly pulled He Yan aside: "He Yan! If you let Cao Jie learn this nonsense new medical skill again, I will really turn against you, believe it or not!"

It can be seen that what Cao Jie did to Cao Pi undoubtedly left him with a huge psychological shadow, which was even so huge that Cao Pi dared to speak harshly towards He Yan.

He Yan sighed: "Believe me, this is not a problem of medical skills, but a problem of Cao Jie..."

Cao Pi frowned coldly: "Nonsense! It's a question of medical skills! The acupuncture and decoctions that Cao Jie studied before are not bad. Ever since he learned medical skills from Hua Tuo, that knife is always gesticulating in front of people. Can this be a serious medical skill?"

He Yan: "..."

Obviously, Cao Jie's medical ethics education was not deep enough last time, so I have to work harder!

After a pause, He Yan pointed to the room inside: "It is indeed a serious medical skill, otherwise I would not let Hua Tuo treat Zhao Yun inside."

Zhao Yun?

Cao Pi's eyes lit up: "Did you abduct Uncle Yun?"

Immediately, Cao Pi patted He Yan's shoulder in a very tone: "Not bad! Uncle Yun was able to be brought back from Xinye! Let me just say it! What's so good about being with Liu Bei? A family like Liu Bei..."

"Cough cough!"

He Yan coughed a few times very hard, and kept signaling with his eyes, Cao Pi felt the chill behind him.

Looking back, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Chen Dao, three grotesque men were all looking at Cao Pi with murderous eyes, and Cao Pi immediately jumped up as if his tail had been stepped on.

"No... Liu Bei is fine."

Cao Pi walked around behind He Yan with a guilty conscience: "I'll go and see Uncle Yun, you guys talk first..."

"Come back! Zhao Yun is in critical condition, don't go in and cause trouble."

He Yan pulled Cao Pi back: "Also, give me some of your blood."

Blood?

Cao Pi looked at He Yan strangely: "When did you have such a weird habit?"

"Get out! Give me the blood!"

"Do you want the top or the bottom?"

"..."

Now it's all right, not only Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Chen Dao, but even He Yan looked at Cao Pi with some murderous look in his eyes.

"Cut, what about it?"

Under the watchful eyes of several people, Cao Pi finally chose to compromise. He put his finger into his mouth and bit it lightly. As the skin was torn, bright red blood immediately oozed out.

He raised his finger to He Yan's mouth, and said distressedly, "Here! Suck it!"

"..."

He Yan frowned helplessly: "Not enough!"

"Ok?"

Cao Pi squeezed his injured finger with his other hand to let more blood ooze out: "Is this much enough?"

He Yan shook his head, then ordered Cao Jie, "Go and get a knife!"

Cao Pi:? ? ?
Cao Pi immediately put his bleeding finger into his mouth, and cried out, "He Yan! Don't go too far!"

"I don't want it, it's Zhao Yun who wants it! I want your blood to save him!"

This time, Cao Pi directly gave He Yan an emoji of "I don't study much, don't lie to me".

"When do you need to use other people's blood to treat patients? Even if I am not proficient in medical skills, I still have common sense!"

Time was running out, He Yan took the knife Cao Jie gave him and walked towards Cao Pi: "Give me blood first, and I will explain to you later."

"No! You explain to me first, and then I will give you blood!"

Cao Pi is not Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and others who are willing to donate their blood without knowing the reason.

If he didn't tell him that he was ugly, Cao Pi would never let He Yan get close to him.

resignedly.

He Yan whispered, "It's to transfuse your blood to Zhao Yun."

"Blood transfusion?"

At this moment, Cao Pi only felt that it was extremely absurd!

"He Yan! Did you lose your mind and go crazy, or did the guy named Hua Tuo bewitch you?"

"Your body and skin are the result of your parents! Not to mention that everyone's blood comes from their ancestors. Are you going to the doctor in a hurry for such random blood transfusions?"

Blood transfusion is unacceptable to the current Eastern Han people who advocate "family blood".

Family blood is the most intimate link between contacts and people.

This kind of bond, being continuously strengthened in Confucian culture, has become a product that surpasses "family affection", "friendship" and "love".Once anyone breaks away from this bond, he will be cast aside by everyone in this era and become a lonely ghost.

Correspondingly, this strong bond must naturally be established on a solid and traceable carrier.

That's right, this kind of carrier is actually a person's blood and lineage.

From "Two Kings and Three Kes", to "Fondoffing Surnames", and then to today's "Descendants of the Han Dynasty".

Bloodlines form traceable networks one after another, protecting and passing on their own interests.

But now, He Yan actually wants to have blood transfusions from two completely unrelated people?

Cao's blood can be transfused into Zhao's body, so can Liu's blood also be transfused into Cao's body?
Once this kind of net is broken, it means that the barrier built with blood will be broken!The chaos caused by this... isn't it a bit too big?
He Yan also expected this when he saw Cao Pi's righteous indignation.

But things are not as serious as Cao Pi said.

"First of all, you have to figure out a concept—"

He Yan pointed at Cao Pi's finger: "Blood and blood are actually two things!"

Blood, according to later generations, is actually a person's genes, a person's genetic sequence, not the blood flowing in a person's blood vessels.

Because Chinese logic is based on the "dialectics" of language, people often confuse blood and blood.

"Let me ask you, if you gave Zhao Yun a blood transfusion now, would you and him become relatives?"

After struggling for a while, Cao Pi nodded heavily!
"If Uncle Yun knows that I gave him a blood transfusion, he will definitely call me Dad!"

He Yan: "..."

Facing Cao Pi's self-confidence, He Yan gave another example: "As the saying goes, one essence is ten blood, so after you go to the women's house for injection, do those women become your relatives?"

Cao Pi looked terrified: "Are you spying on me? Otherwise, how would you know that I let those girls call me daddy?"

He Yan: "..."

After taking a deep breath and forcibly suppressing the emotion of wanting to hit someone, He Yan directly had a showdown with Cao Pi——

"In short, remember! Blood is blood! It is a very simple object! It really exists! It can be seen! It can be touched! It has nothing to do with those illusory feelings!"

"Your blood, there is nothing special! Doesn't it mean that injecting your blood or some other messy things into someone else's body can establish a relationship with you Cao Pi? Understand?"

Cao Pi pondered uncertainly for a while: "What about the one in the palace? His blood is not special either?"

"no!"

He Yan responded decisively.

"His blood is also red!"

"have you seen?"

"What's wrong? You asked me to break into the palace and stab him and let you see his blood?"

Cao Pi's divergent thinking is very powerful: "Then the blood of people like Liu Bei and Liu Biao is not special?"

"no!"

He Yan shook his head: "A lot of things are just imposed on them by the world."

"If you put everything aside and look at everything with rational thinking... there is no difference between the Liu family who is the emperor, the Cao family who is the prime minister, the Yuan family who is a general, and the Zhang family who is a beggar!"

"..."

"He Yan! What nonsense are you talking about?"

Both He Yan and Cao Pi spoke loudly, so everything he said fell into the ears of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei who were on the side.

Zhang Fei stared at those eyes the size of copper coins again: "He Yan! Don't confuse people with false rumors! The lord is the queen of King Jing of Zhongshan! He is a descendant of the Han Dynasty! How could he have the same blood as others?"

He Yan glanced at Zhang Fei coldly: "Do you need me to take you to open the coffin for an autopsy?"

Zhang Fei was completely enraged by He Yan's words, he raised his casserole-sized fist and was about to rush over, but it was Guan Yu who stood in front of Zhang Fei and held Zhang Fei's hand.

"Yun Chang! Let me go! I'm going to kill this disloyal and unfilial person!"

"Wide!"

Guan Yu held Zhang Fei's hand tightly, and this strength was different from the past, only Zhang Fei could feel the surging power.

Obviously, those words of He Yan also shocked Guan Yu a lot. The reason why Guan Yu hasn't gone berserk is simply because he can still restrain himself.

"Yide! The Sri Lankan is gone, the most important thing now is the present."

Guan Yu slowly pressed Zhang Fei's hand down: "Whatever, wait until Zilong recovers!"

In fact, Guan Yu is not a pedantic person.

If he was really a pedantic person, he would not have changed his name and fled after killing people in his hometown.

The reason why he is loyal to Liu Bei is not because of other people's support for Liu Bei's surname, but because of the repayment of Liu Bei's kindness.

In Guan Yu's eyes, Liu Bei is the only Xuande Gong who showed kindness for him and accepted him sincerely on his own way.

As for whether the surname is Liu...it doesn't matter!

Seeing that Zhang Fei was suppressed by Guan Yu, Cao Pi also put down his vigilance suspiciously.

"Forget it, I can barely believe you once, anyway, it's okay to bleed a little, just treat it as a visit to your daughter-in-law!"

Cao Pi took the knife from He Yan, grinned his teeth and cut open his finger, allowing He Yan to collect a small cup of blood.

After He Yan took Cao Pi's blood, he immediately returned to the house to rest again.

Waiting for the blood to separate, holding out all hope, He Yan added Cao Pi's red blood cells to Zhao Yun's plasma!

"Ok?"

Take a breath.

Two breaths.

three breaths...

He Yan didn't realize until He Yan's eyes were dry——

"No agglutination!"

"The blood did not clot!"

"The bloody blood of Cao Pi and Zhao Yun are paired with each other!"

After being dazed for a few seconds, He Yan continued to look at the blood in the cup in disbelief.

After half a stick of incense passed again, and after confirming that the blood really hadn't clotted, He Yan jumped up violently!
"Cao Pi! Cao Pi!"

Running outside quickly, He Yan grabbed Cao Pi's hand: "Your blood type is right! Come donate blood!!!"

Cao Pi:? ? ?
His mind went blank, until Cao Pi realized that he had been brought into the bloody operating room by He Yan.

"No... He Yan! Are you messing with me?"

Cao Pi is still a little afraid of the unknown.

"If I'm wrong...will I die?"

He Yan stood beside Hua Tuo at this time, and gave Cao Pi a firm look——

"(_)"

"Even if something happened, it would be Zhao Yun who died."

"That's good!"

"Ok?"

Cao Pi: 乛乛
Without too much nonsense, the surgery continued after a while.

Hua Tuo cleaned up Zhao Yun's wound again, and after a while he reached the spot where he was bleeding before.

With a slap in the heart and a stretch of the knife, Zhao Yun's wound bleeds crazily again.

Wu Pu helped to wipe off the blood, and at the same time comforted Cao Pi who had a pale face: "Your Majesty, take it easy, take it easy, don't use too much force, or your blood won't flow out!"

With the humanoid blood station of Cao Pi, Hua Tuo quickly moved towards the depth of the wound.

"Ding!"

There was a small sound of metal collision that could be heard by everyone present, which made everyone hold their breath together.

Hua Tuo continued to rummage through Zhao Yun's flesh and blood, and finally saw the culprit hiding in Zhao Yun's body——

"Marquis Shen, it's a broken arrow!"

While speaking, Hua Tuo had already pried the arrow out.

He Yan held the blood-stained arrow in his hand, and his whole body relaxed.

"So, Zhao Yun is saved?"

"Well. To be precise, it's the rest, and it's up to General Zhao to make it up."

After Hua Tuo stitched up Zhao Yun's wound, he felt relieved.

"What can be done, we have done."

He Yan looked at the arrow, and turned to Zhao Yun after a while.

"A generation of famous generals was almost killed by such a small thing... Everything in this world is really unpredictable!"

"..."

On the side, Cao Pi, who was weak to the limit, asked, "Is it okay? I feel like I'm going to die!"

After observing Zhao Yun's situation for a while, Hua Tuo encouraged Cao Pi: "My son, hold on for a while!"

"How long does it last for a while?"

He Yan helped to add: "It's a time when you go to your daughter-in-law normally!"

After three seconds.

Cao Pi nodded heavily to He Yan: "Time is enough!"

(End of this chapter)