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Chapter 213 So What About Eternal Absolute?Let me take it easy!

Wang Hao went out to release the water with a cool face.

As soon as he left, there was a burst of noisy discussions in the hall. Everyone looked at the three lines on the table and racked their brains to think about the corresponding lines.

"Celadon Feiciwa? This is too simple, and you don't even need Mr. Zhan to do it. I am against Huangyan Lishanshi!"

"Hurry up and pull it down, didn't you see that this is celadon? You can't hit Huangyan with eight poles, so you have the nerve to show it?"

"Then... how about purple sand because there are few stones?"

"Porcelain! Didn't you see the question clearly? That's porcelain! It must be text stacked up and down, do you understand?"

At this time, suddenly an old man came out behind Zhan Zhuangping, stroked his beard and said, "I don't understand the first one, but I have a good essay on the second one!"

"Oh? Mr. Xu, please tell me?" Everyone looked at him curiously.

The old man shook his head and replied: "I'm right, picking Qinglian, disturbing Qinglian, throwing Qinglian away, picking Qinglian lightly."

As soon as this second line came out, many people's eyes immediately lit up.

In terms of artistic conception and neatness, this second couplet is on par with that of the first couplet, and it is obviously a masterpiece.

"Teacher Zhan? How about this sentence?"

Everyone looked at Zhan Zhuangping again, quietly waiting for his decision.

It's a pity that Zhan Zhuangping shook his head helplessly after a moment of contemplation, and explained: "This couplet is not that simple, just like the West Lake tour, I think everyone should know that this is a place name. "

"And the subsequent tin pot is an item. The upper line probably means that an item has fallen into a certain place. Although Xu Lao's second line is good, it still lacks some artistic conception."

"All right……"

The old man shook his head helplessly and returned to the crowd again.

Many people on Zuo Min'an's side are also trying, but compared to the battered ones on the other side, they are much more relaxed.

The question of response was not for themselves, and they just tried a little bit.

It's a pity that everyone tried several couplets, but most of them were empty-handed, without any real meaning, and they always felt a little less interesting.

Mr. Guo took a few steps forward to discuss with Zuo Min'an, but the two had no thoughts after talking for a long time, so they had no choice but to shake their heads and smile wryly.

No one expected that a young boy who appeared out of nowhere would suppress them to death in poetry, calligraphy, and couplets.

Among the crowd, Zhao Qin led a person and quietly exited the door.

At the same time, Zhan Zhuangping also recited these three couplets carefully, and immediately there were many excellent works in his mind.

It's a pity, no matter which sentence, compared to Wang Hao's Shanglian, it is too far behind!
The most difficult part is the last sentence. On the surface, this couplet is a split couplet, but it is not so simple.
First of all, the combination of "bow" and "long" happens to be the word "Zhang", which can be used as a noun explanation.

But if the verb is used to explain, then this "bow is long and Zhang Zhang" becomes the bow being pulled away by people, as if it is about to be shot.

In the second half of the couplet, "Zhang Gongshou" is also a noun, and "Zhang Gong" in "Zhang Gong Archery" has been transformed into a verb, and its shape and meaning are ever-changing!
Zhan Zhuangping wanted to open his mouth to fight against him several times, but before he could say anything, he had already picked out the fault without waiting for others to judge.

"Hey,"

In desperation, Zhan Zhuangping had no choice but to put the five papers in front of him aside first, and began to think about the exam questions he was about to prepare for.

Since he couldn't cope with Wang Hao's five lines, in order to prevent criticism, he could only say that he chose to go all out.

Wang Hao must not be given the slightest chance of winning!

……

After using the toilet, Wang Hao washed his hands at the door, but he couldn't find any towels anywhere.

Helpless, he could only reach out and shake it.

But with this flick, the water stains immediately splashed onto the faces of the two people who came in from the bathroom door, cooling them down.

"I'm sorry..." Wang Hao was about to apologize, but when he saw the first person, his face was startled.

Isn't this the kid who offered tea to Mr. Zuo just now?

Before Wang Hao could say anything, Zhao Qin's face darkened. He raised his sleeve and wiped the water droplets on his forehead, his sharp eyes fixed on Wang Hao.

When he saw him in sportswear, Zhao Qin snorted coldly: "I don't know where he came from the countryside, and he is chattering here to be a phoenix."

Yo?Is this here to find trouble?
Wang Hao was immediately happy, especially after he glanced at the fat and strong middle-aged man behind Zhao Qin, a little mockery appeared on his face.

"If you feel idle, then go and lick the toilet. What's the use of scumbags here?"

"you!"

Zhao Qin was speechless for a while.

He didn't expect that Wang Hao's mouth would be so poisonous!
"Brother, don't you think that what you did today is a little too much? Do you know who you are facing? They are all seniors in the industry. If you speak, your future will be dark!"

Zhao Qin sullenly said: "Leave a line in life, so that we can meet each other in the future, don't you understand this truth?"

Wang Hao shrugged, his face full of indifference.

"This little mouth looks like it's been sprayed with sebum, and it spits out pretty fast? Do you care if I have a future? How many mothers talk like that? Take care of yourself first, and take care of others,"

"you……"

Just a few or two sentences made Zhao Qin's face turn green and pale in an instant. He was far behind Wang Hao when it came to lip service, and the two were not at the same level at all.

At this moment, the strong man behind him came out straight away and approached Wang Hao viciously.

"Boy, it's not a big deal to be able to talk. Let uncle see if your muscles are hard? If they are too hard, I can loosen them for you."

Seeing this scene, a sneer appeared on Zhao Qin's face.

This brawny man was originally a martial artist in the theater troupe, and his horizontal kung fu is so terrifying that it is impossible for three or five people to get close to him.

Zhao Qin's purpose is simple.

show off?

Then beat until you are convinced!

The bathroom was not monitored. Even if Wang Hao wanted to call the police, there was no evidence in the end, so he could only let it go.

"call……"

There was a sudden sound of breaking through the air, the martial arts master didn't know how to talk, and his fist the size of a sandbag aimed straight at Wang Hao's abdomen.

The face must not be hit, otherwise it will be hard to explain when you go out for a while, so he only picks those places where the flesh is thick and the bones are hard, and the places that hurt but will not leave injuries.

"It's almost enough, let him have a long memory!" Zhao Qin instructed, then turned and left.

He has to prepare, and then it's time for others to manifest himself, and whether he can successfully achieve his goal will be in the next performance.

"what!!!"

Vaguely, Zhao Qin heard what seemed to be a miserable scream coming from behind the door.

He snorted coldly, feeling the gloom in his heart was swept away, but he regretted not being able to take a picture of Wang Hao being beaten.

...

Moments later, in the bathroom,
Wang Hao washed his hands again, focusing on the back of his fist several times.

He never expected that this guy who looked super fat and strong would be so irresistible to be beaten, and he would vomit with just one punch!
If I didn't hide quickly, I'm afraid I'd be splashed all over!
And at the corner of the wall, the strong man hid miserably in the corner, with an expression of pain and resentment all over his face.

He also never expected that instead of causing any damage to Wang Hao with his punch, he was beaten by the opponent instead.

"Zhao Qin! You are cheating!"

The strong man roared angrily in his heart. If he had known that Wang Hao's thin body could burst out such terrifying power, he would not have agreed to come here.

But it's too late now...

After shaking his hands clean, Wang Hao gave the strong man a cold look, "You know what to say when you get out later?"

"I know! I know!" The strong man nodded hastily, he didn't want to be beaten any more, the fist hurts so much!

"Ah…"

After leaving a sneer, Wang Hao left the scene straight away.

...

Back at the long table, Wang Hao glanced at the three lonely lines on the rice paper, and couldn't help looking at Zhan Zhuangping curiously, and said, "Could it be that Mr. Zhan wants to give me face as a junior? Why didn't you write a single line?"

The corners of Zhan Zhuangping's mouth twitched immediately.

And in the next second, Wang Hao added another knife: "If you think my Shanglian is too pediatric, you can also ask the seniors behind to come together, I don't mind."

Immediately, the mouth corners of the other people behind Zhan Zhuangping also began to twitch.

This was already an obvious humiliation, but a group of people were completely speechless and could only keep silent.

What can they do?
Could it be that I am not right?
How can this be!What a group of old seniors are most reluctant to part with is their own face.

...

Zhan Zhuangping suppressed the anger in his heart, and said angrily: "It's my turn to come up with the question next, are you ready?"

Wang Hao grinned: "Always be prepared!"

The scene fell into silence again, and everyone's eyes were fixed on Zhan Zhuangping, expecting him to make some earth-shattering couplets.

Zhan Zhuangping took a step forward, just about to pick up his pen and ink, but after glancing at the couplet written by Wang Hao on the square table out of the corner of his eye, he immediately lost the idea of ​​writing.

Although his calligraphy skills are not low, it is far behind Wang Hao, even Yang Chuntao can't compare.

So after thinking about it, Zhan Zhuangping decided not to make a fool of himself.

After thinking about it, he folded his hands behind his back and said, "It is better not to speak than to be talked about."

When everyone behind Zhou Liangyin heard this, their eyes lit up!
Zhan Zhuangping's Shanglian is unusual, it is difficult to recite it fluently, let alone match it.

"Okay! Teacher Zhan is a great talent!"

Immediately there was applause from the crowd, and many people held their heads high and looked at Wang Hao with provocative gazes, as if they had made the couplet.

However, just when everyone thought that it was impossible for Wang Hao to make the second couplet, he smiled slightly, his thoughts turned in his mind, and he said directly: "It is better to ignore the officials who are in charge of the officials and the ones who are in charge of the officials."

What the fuck? ? ?

Right!
Zhan Zhuangping was startled, and the smile froze on his face.

Wang Hao's second couplet is a masterpiece in terms of neatness, level rhyme, and artistic conception, and it just matches his first couplet.

Gritting his teeth, Zhan Zhuangping didn't care about other people's comments, and said directly: "Wangjiang tower, Wangjiang flow, Wangjiang tower, Wangjiang flow, Jianglou forever, river flow forever!"

The difficulty of this link suddenly soared!
Nouns, verbs, tones, artistic conceptions, everything that one expects to find!
But just when everyone was about to applaud, Wang Hao seemed to have no consideration, and replied directly: "Yinyuejing, Yinyueying, Yinyueying in Yinyuejing, Moonwell Ten Thousand Years, Moon Shadow Ten Thousand Years."

What the hell!

Right again!

The astonishment on everyone's face suddenly appeared.

If it wasn't for the fact that the two were rivals, everyone was a little curious if they had matched up in advance.

Zhan Zhuangping's face was a little pale, but he still refused to admit defeat, and increased the difficulty again: "Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan."

Everyone was shocked!
polyphonic characters!
But immediately afterwards, Wang Hao laughed and said: "The fog covered the bird house, and there was nothing in it."

Right again!

Three pairs in a row, all hits!

A group of elders who were still laughing at Wang Hao just now felt a burning pain in their cheeks.

Isn't this literary foundation strong enough?How strong is that?
Zhan Zhuangping couldn't sit still any longer. If this momentum continues, everyone in his couplet will become a laughing stock from now on.

Looks like a trick!
Zhan Zhuangping thought about it, and resisted his shame and said: "Five hundred miles away from Dianchi Lake, rushing to the bottom of the eye, wearing a lapel, enjoying the vastness and boundlessness. Look: Dongxiang Shenjun, Xizhu Lingyi, north walking winding, Nanxiang is plain. High-ranking scholars, why not choose to win and come here. Take advantage of Xieyu Luozhou, comb Xiang to make your temples full of wind and mist. More frequent the sky and reeds, embellished with green feathers and Danxia. Don’t let it down: fragrant rice all around, ten thousand hectares of sunshine Sha, nine summer hibiscus, three spring willows."

Sure enough, when the above couplet appeared, there was a roar of cursing in the hall.

"What a despicable and shameless person!"

"Hey, this is the demeanor of everyone in the couplet? It's shameless!"

"I don't think this couplet is right, but it's already shameless anyway. If everyone uses Qiangu Absolute, wouldn't they all win?"

"Hehe, I can only describe it as hehe."

"Tsk tsk tsk, Mr. Zhan is so awesome. I really admire you for writing such a bunch of couplets."

Wang Hao was a little confused at first, but following the discussion of the crowd, he quickly realized it.

It turned out that Zhan Zhuangping actually took out the eternal absolute in this world, and it was the most difficult eternal absolute!

Leaving aside other plain rhymes and artistic conception, just the dense number of words can scare a lot of people, let alone the second couplet.

In the eyes of the onlookers, Zhan Zhuangping didn't want Bilian at all!
In order to win, he has already done whatever it takes.

"Hey, you are as shameless as I am."

Wang Hao secretly complained, and then began to search for a suitable couplet in the couplets in his mind.

According to the system's prompt, as long as the other party can propose the upper line, there will be a second line in this encyclopedia, so Wang Hao is not afraid at all.

So what about Qianguabsolute?
Let me take it easy!

(End of this chapter)