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Chapter 259 Don't let me win?Then turn the "card table" over!

Chapter 259 Don't let me win?Then turn the "card table" over!

After successfully burying Wang Hao, Huang Bo finally let out a breath of "evil".

"Okay, the ears are clean, let's study the situation of the short board next."

Everyone: "∑(O_O;)???"

"What do you look at me for?"

Huang Bo raised his eyebrows, and said in shock: "You don't think you have the advantage of longboards, do you? Haozi was just "buried alive", not completely finished."

Everyone immediately understood.

Indeed, in the entire extreme challenge, as long as Wang Hao stands here for a day, the adjective "longboard" must belong to him.

No way, who made the description he just said almost inseparable?
Almighty variety show king.

Horror!
At this time, Wang Xun suddenly seemed to remember something, and grinned, revealing his two big front teeth, "Brothers, do you think my two front teeth are pure enough?"

Everyone is curious,

When they saw the pair of front teeth reflecting the golden light in the morning light, the group of people immediately became overjoyed.

"Hahaha, this tooth is too straight, there is no doubt that it is a proper long board!"

"Brother Xun, come, can I borrow your longboard as an envoy?"

"Haha, these two front teeth are so beautiful!"

"..."

Everyone laughed together, Zhang Yixin's exaggeration was the most exaggerated, his eyes narrowed.

But after laughing, they still got serious.

Huang Lei sighed with some regret, and said, "My brain is not bad, but my physical fitness is too poor. Whenever I encounter a task that requires physical strength, I will almost definitely lose."

Huang Bo patted him on the shoulder, and said in relief: "You still have a bit of a head-turning place. I am purely inferior. I am not as intelligent as you, and my physical strength is not as good as Haozi. It belongs to the middle way."

"Huh? Look at all of you, you don't have any skills at all!"

Sun Honglei sneered, and said quite proudly: "I am different, whether it is intelligence or physical strength, I am the strongest!"

There was a sudden silence at the scene.

Seeing that the atmosphere had changed, Wang Hao quickly dug himself out of the sand, tidied up the bunker where he was lying just now, and made a "please" gesture to Sun Honglei.

"you……"

Sun Honglei still wanted to say something, but after seeing everyone's eager expressions, his face suddenly collapsed.

"I won't bother you guys, brother, do it yourself!"

After all, he directly replaced Wang Hao and lay in the bunker.

The sand was flying, and in an instant, only one head of Sun Honglei was still exposed.

"You wait, you will be punished in a while!"

Sun Honglei kept shouting, but everyone ignored him. They all turned to look at Zhang Yixin and Wang Xun, with a hint of eagerness appearing in their expressions.

Wang Xun replied without hesitation: "I'm short! Except for my two front teeth, I don't have any strengths!"

Zhang Yixin nodded frantically, "Me too, me too! I am relatively young, and my experience is not as good as those of my brothers. I must be weak."

It never occurred to me that just after Zhang Yixin finished speaking, the faces of the few people except Wang Hao suddenly changed.

Huang Bo immediately misinterpreted the meaning of this sentence to a thousand miles away!

"What's wrong with being young? Being young is a shortcoming? Do you mean that we are all old? Are we not good enough for you?"

"No! I didn't mean that!"

Zhang Yixin became anxious on the spot.

However, the crowd didn't even intend to listen to his explanation, so they buried him in the sandpit.

Sun Honglei who "come back" laughed loudly, raised his eyebrows and mocked: "Yi Xin, you can take care of yourself, these guys are darker than that briquette, they are just messing with you on purpose."

"Woooo..."

In an instant, Zhang Yixin's face collapsed.

He could see that if he didn't cheat himself today, these people would never let him go.

After tossing and tossing for a while, everyone was already sweating profusely from exhaustion, but they still couldn't figure out why.

Seeing this, Yan Min held up the horn and shouted: "Since you can't tell who is strong and who is weak, then let me help you."

"There are 6 boards on the beach in front of you. The 6 boards are of different lengths, but their true lengths cannot be distinguished from their appearance."

"You can each choose one, the one that gets the long board is the long board, and the one that gets the short board is the short board,"

"Then we grouped them according to the length of the boards, the longest threes and the shortest threes."

"Start now!"

Yan Min didn't give everyone a chance to react at all, so he called out directly.

Each plank is placed in a different position, some are only four or five meters away from everyone, but some are directly inserted into the distant sea water.

After reacting, everyone started running immediately!
"Wait for me! Wait for me!"

Zhang Yixin crawled out of the sandpit belatedly, but when he ran to the designated position, others had already drawn his own board.

He alone chose the board closest to the starting point.

There is no doubt that since it can be inserted into the beach and stand upright under the impact of sea water, the board closest to the sea must be the longest!

"Haha! I'm the longest!"

Standing in the seawater, Huang Bo held up a half-meter-long plank and shouted excitedly.

Second only to him is Wang Hao, followed by Sun Honglei, Huang Lei, Wang Xun, and finally Zhang Yixin, the unlucky man who wants to cry but has no tears.

When the six people gathered again, their eyes fell on Zhang Yixin.

The board is only ten centimeters long, not even as long as a pencil!

"Hahaha, Yi Xin, isn't this too short?" Wang Xun couldn't help laughing.

However, in the next second, Huang Lei quickly made up his mind: "Don't laugh at your weight, take a look for yourself, how long is the wooden plank in your hand?"

"Uh……"

Looking at the wooden board in his hand which was only about fifteen centimeters, the smile on Wang Xun's face froze suddenly.

At this moment, Sun Honglei's loud laughter suddenly sounded at the scene: "Hahahaha, brothers! I am the third! My buddies have succeeded in getting rid of poverty and becoming rich. I am not the limit three stupid! I have become a member of Sanjingli !"

"Look at your stupidity!"

Huang Bo couldn't help but spit at him.

Sun Honglei wasn't angry either, Quack was just having fun, obviously enjoying this hard-won "victory".

Counting these seven episodes in detail, it is the first time to win by one's own ability!
As everyone finished drawing the planks, the grouping also officially ended.

One group: Huang Bo, Wang Hao, Sun Honglei.

The second group: Huang Lei, Wang Xun, Zhang Yixin.

Yan Min raised the loudspeaker again and shouted: "Congratulations on completing the long and short board team, then please look to the right next."

Everyone turned around after hearing the words.

What catches the eye are two wooden buckets, and two oversized buckets with graduated lines!
"Next, you two teams will each have 10 minutes to fetch water. The team that fetches the most water will win the first stage!"

Carry water?

"Simple, it's too simple," Sun Honglei puffed up his chest confidently.

When it comes to strength, who can be as strong as their longboard team?

Even without Huang Bo, just him and Wang Hao are enough to form a crushing situation!
"start!"

Following Yan Jin's order, the six rushed out immediately.

However, when they reached the front of the wooden barrel, the expressions of several people suddenly changed, and a burst of "grass mud horses" galloped past their heads.

From a distance, I didn't find anything wrong, but when I got closer, I found that there were three gaps in each wooden barrel!
"Fuck? What's the situation? Are you playing with us?"

Sun Honglei's expression darkened suddenly, what is the use of a leaky wooden barrel?Isn't this fooling people?
But when he was carrying the board and was about to trouble Yan Min, Wang Hao reacted instantly!
"I know, the essence of the barrel theory is to "find the gaps and fill the gaps." We can insert the wooden boards in our hands into these gaps, so that the loopholes can be plugged."

After all, Wang Hao acted quickly.

He randomly found a gap, and pushed the wooden board in his hand hard!
There was only a "click" sound, and the gap was immediately filled.

"Hey, good idea!"

Sun Honglei and Huang Bo also reacted at this time, and immediately began to operate according to his method. With two soft "clicks", the gaps in the entire wooden barrel were completely filled.

The three of them were overjoyed at first, and then hurriedly carried the barrel and set off.

...

On the other side, Zhang Yixin couldn't help showing a trace of embarrassing smile on his face.

There was no other way, the plank in his hand was too short, even if it was stuffed into the barrel, it could only serve as a base.

Thanks to the presence of "magic fortune tellers", otherwise, in this competition, the Three Idiots would probably have lost before they could take action.

Seeing that Wang Xun was still humming and smashing into the wood, Huang Lei immediately stopped him and said, "Okay, don't waste your energy, even if you smash in, the three of us can't win."

"Ah?" Wang Xun was stunned, and said in despair: "Then what should I do? Should I just admit defeat? Wouldn't this be too embarrassing?"

"Who said you're going to admit defeat?"

Huang Lei suddenly gave a smirk, "Since we can't carry the water, then let them not be able to hold it! In the end, there is no water in everyone's buckets, so we just have to do it?"

"hiss!"

Zhang Yixin suddenly took a deep breath: "Brother Lei! No wonder they all say that your mind is denser than a honeycomb. As expected, it is worthy of the name!"

Huang Lei raised his eyebrows and looked at him curiously, "[ヘ?] Do you want to enter the bunker again?"

Zhang Yixin's face suddenly changed, "Okay, I'll shut up (;)!"

The three people here are still talking about playing tricks, while on the other side, Wang Hao and the three have already returned with a bucket of water.

When he saw Huang Lei and the other three still standing in front of the wooden barrel and sighing, Sun Honglei immediately laughed, "Hahaha, three idiots, you are doomed to lose this time!"

"Hey? Are you a fool still laughing at us?"

Huang Lei was immediately annoyed, and at the same time became more determined in his inner thoughts.

When the water in the wooden bucket was poured into the large bucket, and the three of them carried the bucket to the sea to fetch water again, Huang Lei waved his hand and shouted loudly: "Go!"

"Order!"

Zhang Yixin and Wang Xun immediately took crabbing steps, like dogs in the gendarmerie, and swaggered to the bucket.

"One! Two! Three! Down!"

Accompanied by the neat chant, the bucket fell down, and the blue sea water disappeared on the beach in an instant.

The three people on the other side who were carrying the water back were suddenly stunned!

"He...they overturned our bucket?" Sun Honglei couldn't believe it.

"Well, you read that right."

Wang Hao nodded, pulled out the iron rod used to carry the water, and rushed over with a roar!
After reacting, Sun Honglei and Huang Bo immediately followed suit, each carrying iron bars and started a fearless charge!
"Give me back the water!"

The roar echoed on the beach, and the six of them picked up the iron bars, "fighting" with great joy.

At this time, fetching water is no longer important, the key is to get the "evil spirit" in my heart!
Looking at the scene in front of him, Yan squeezed his forehead and smiled wryly.

Even though he was mentally prepared for this group of guys not to obey the rules, he still felt very broken when he saw the "big fight" in front of him.

Damn it!
Whose reality show would be played like this?

It doesn't matter if you don't follow the rules, but you actually started the "fighting mode" directly during the recording period. How can the recording of the program proceed?

Just as Yan Min collapsed, the 10-minute countdown ended.

The two teams stopped the "fighting" very tacitly, blinked their big innocent eyes, and looked at Yan Min pitifully, as if to say: "You make the decision, which team should win this time?"

The decision-making power immediately fell on Yan Min's head...

However, the buckets of both families are now on the ground, and there is not even a drop of water in them...

"Hey! No! Maybe it wasn't clean?"

With a thought in Yan Min's mind, he subconsciously prepared to go over to investigate the truth.

However, just after taking a step, Zhang Yixin quickly grabbed a large handful of sea sand and threw it into the bucket, completely burying the remaining water stains.

After doing all this, the smirk on his face disappeared without a trace in an instant, and was replaced by an extremely innocent and cute look.

Yan Min was stunned for a moment, as if a voice in his heart was shouting: "It's over! The last good guy in the team has also fallen!"

Huang Lei held back his laughter, and secretly gave Zhang Yixin a thumbs up, "Yixin, congratulations, you have officially graduated!"

"Hey," Zhang Yixin smiled naively, and replied, "It's all taught by the master."

At this moment, a wave of shocking voices drifted through the barrage!
"Damn it? Even the little sheep was taken away?"

"Hey, as expected of the legendary Xinyanzi team, this contagion is really strong."

"Good people can bring bad people when they go in, and bad people can go astray when they go in, it's an extreme challenge, it's terrifying!"

"Hahaha, I suddenly remembered the situation when Guo Tao went to record, and in the end he was exhausted physically and mentally."

"Pfft, brother Tao is really miserable!"

There was laughter in the barrage, but at the scene, Yan Min's face was full of collapse.

With Zhang Yixin's handful of sand, the little water stain left in the bucket disappeared without a trace.

Obviously, this wave of draw is undoubtedly!
(End of this chapter)

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