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Chapter 282 Limit 3 Stupid, Unlimited IQ!
Chapter 282 Limit three fools, unlimited IQ!
Yu Baihong walked quickly, and disappeared in the venue in an instant.
Six people stood in a row, one by one you looked at me, I looked at you, their faces were full of confusion.
"So we will all be expelled?" Zhang Yixin blinked his big ignorant eyes and looked at his brothers curiously.
Everyone shook their heads.
Huang Bo asked him, "Didn't you read the outline script?"
"No," Zhang Yixin shook his head, and replied honestly, "I don't understand..."
"Hahahahahaha!"
There was another burst of wild laughter in the venue.
At this time, Yan Min's voice suddenly came out, "Next, let's ask the Human Resources Director to speak to the new interns!"
"it is good!"
The six cheered,
But in the next second, Yu Baihong, who had just left, actually walked out of the backstage again.
"Hello everyone, I'm the Human Resources Director, Yu Baihong."
Everyone: "???"
Hey?Why is this guy holding multiple jobs?
Yu Bohong didn't talk nonsense, and said bluntly: "Do you know why you were left behind today?"
"I don't know," everyone shook their heads.
"Because your test scores are really bad!"
Yu Baihong's voice suddenly raised a lot, and he said angrily: "It's so terrible!"
"Especially you," he pointed at Sun Honglei, "you wear sunglasses at work? What's the matter? Are you awesome?"
Sun Honglei straightened his body, and said in a deep voice: "It's not very good, it's just an ordinary handsome Leilei."
"Hey, this shameless!"
Huang Bo couldn't help but lament the other party's thick skin.
Yu Baihong rolled his eyes at him, feeling quite helpless.
This guy is too shameless, it takes too much effort to chat with him!
He simply set his sights on Zhang Yixin, this little classmate is very good, he was the one who listened most seriously to the speech just now.
He praised aloud: "You are very good, the user experience is very good, and everyone who has used it is good."
"Thanks……"
Zhang Yixin subconsciously prepared to thank him, but just as he opened his mouth, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
Have you used it all?
Who used themselves?
Wang Hao couldn't hold back in an instant, "Hahaha! Yi Xin? You have a 100% positive rating?"
Several people came to their senses and came over to pat Zhang Yixin's shoulder one by one, laughing unceasingly.
"Yi Xin, come on, tell me, how do you communicate with users?"
"Quack quack...the ones I've used are good, I'm curious, how do I use them?"
"Yi Xin, how is your experience?"
A few weird guys kept joking, making Zhang Yixin blush.
The speed is too fast, I can't handle it!
...
Seeing that the fighting among the six could not stop, Yu Baihong interrupted them and said, "However, for your future, the company has decided to give you another chance!"
"You need to complete a one-day surprise assessment. If you pass the assessment, you will directly become a full-time member, obtain a senior position in the company, and reach the pinnacle of your life from then on."
The pinnacle of life?
As soon as these four words appeared, they immediately aroused everyone's interest.
"How do you assess?" Zhang Yixin looked very interested.
Yu Bohong smiled and said, "Next, we need to group you according to your intelligence and physical strength."
As soon as these words came out, Sun Honglei immediately refused.
"Hey? Why can't I bear to hear this! Why are you divided into groups based on intelligence and physical strength?"
He walked up to Yu Bohong in three or two steps, and asked seriously: "Why did you look at me when you talked about physical strength, and Huang Lei when you talked about intelligence?"
"What do you mean? Look down on me?"
"Hahahahahaha!"
There was another burst of laughter from behind.
Huang Bo stepped forward and dragged Sun Honglei into the team, and persuaded: "You can calm down, if he looks at you when he is talking about intelligence, you will probably die in shame on the spot."
"Hey? How are you, Huang Bo? Your skin is itchy, isn't it?"
Without saying a word, Sun Honglei chased after Huang Bo and started hammering again.
Huang Lei laughed happily, and yelled at everyone: "Come on, come on, let's not waste time, let's group up first."
"What's the score?"
Everyone looked at him curiously.
Huang Lei replied: "It's simple, fair, and just."
Six people quickly formed a circle.
The drone came over their heads, and the camera was aimed at them.
"Black and white with palms and backs!"
Wang Hao shouted slogans and extended his hand at the same time.
In an instant, the grouping is complete!
Looking at the final grouping situation, several people were taken aback for a moment, and then they were all happy!
The three essences are all palms.
The three idiots showed the back of their hands.
Huang Bo exclaimed: "I'm going? This is too accurate! Is it destined by God?"
The three fine groups took advantage of the situation and stood together, while the three silly groups looked at me and I looked at you, dumbfounded.
Wang Xun sighed, "Fate has brought us together again, today's game is doomed, we will definitely lose!"
Zhang Yixin recognized it very much and nodded heavily.
"Losing the fart!"
Sun Honglei yelled angrily: "So what about the three idiots? We all have one nose and two eyes. Are we any worse than the three fines?"
"Cheer up your spirits, our IQ group will definitely win!"
Zhang Yixin: "!!!"
Wang Xun: "!!!"
Sanjing: "???"
Huang Lei asked in disbelief, "You want to choose IQ?"
"That's right!"
Sun Honglei snorted coldly, and after casting blank glances at the three of them, he greeted Wang Xun and Zhang Yixin and said, "We must not only win this mission, but also be beautiful!"
"Are you willing to be suppressed by the three spirits forever, and never see your day?"
As soon as these words came out, the unyielding strength burst out in the hearts of the two of them!
"No! We can win!"
On the other side, Wang Hao and the other three were stunned as they watched Sansha who was cheering him up.
Where did these three guys get their confidence?
Sun Honglei was still shouting, "Let's come up with the whole slogan first, this time the Sanjing team must be crushed hard, and they cannot be given the slightest chance of winning!"
"Okay." The eyes of the two were firm, and their wills were gradually brainwashed.
Sun Honglei took the lead.
"Three idiots at the limit!"
The next second, the three of them clenched their fists and shouted angrily!
"IQ limit!"
Sanjing: "???????"
"hiss!"
Wang Hao took a deep breath: "I'll be good, this sentence "IQ limit" scared my heart and liver trembling."
"Pfft hahahaha!"
Huang Lei and Huang Bo couldn't hold back anymore, they laughed so happily.
There was a burst of laughter in the barrage:
"Three idiots are indeed three idiots, their IQ is indeed at the limit,"
"Oh, my god, these three people are going to kill me with joy!"
"How is their brain circuit formed? Why can they say such self-defeating words in a serious manner?"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
"Mother, I'm dying of laughter, I'm convinced!"
There was a burst of laughter in the bullet screen, and Sanjing deliberately watched the excitement, and didn't remind them of the slang in this slogan at all.
"Three idiots at the limit! IQ limit! Yay!!!"
Sansha is still immersed in his own world, unable to extricate himself.
...
The grouping is done.
Yu Bohong raised his hand and said: "Now that you have completed the grouping, the cat girl will take you to your respective venues."
Two young ladies in catwoman maid costumes walked out of the backstage, came to Sanjing and Sansha respectively, and guided them to their respective mission sites.
The camera of the drone shakes slightly, and the screen splits again.
Netizens chose their favorite guests and began to follow the whole process.
The Three Silly Intellectual Team arrived at the designated place first, and the staff on the side distributed their task cards to the three of them.
As a representative of high education, Zhang Yixin opened the task card and began to recite.
"In the workplace, agile action is very important. There are 100 phones in the office area in front of you. You need to receive as many calls as possible within the specified time and say greetings."
"Hello, this is Tmall Global, and I'm ***."
"The person who connects the most will win."
answer the phone?
Compete in the same group?
"Is it that simple?"
Sun Honglei raised his eyebrows, quite confident.
Isn't it just answering the phone, isn't it a piece of cake?
however……
"Jingle Bell!!!"
The ear-piercing bell rang suddenly, and the three of them trembled in fright.
"Quick! Answer the phone!"
Wang Xun let out a loud roar and began to identify the real source of the phone call, while the other two also started their own searches.
At first, a few people thought it was just a phone call, and it was easy to get done?
But when I really started to search, I found out that the source of the ringtone was extremely difficult to identify!
The office area is too large, and most of them are cubicles. The sound is only in a large range, and it is impossible to determine the specific location.
"Hey, I'm going! This thing is a bit difficult!"
Sun Honglei looked around in a daze, covering his ears with both hands, performing a special "sound wave concentration technique".
"It's hard! It's really hard!"
Wang Xun bared his teeth and grinned with distress on his face.
The range is too large, and the sound is "trapped" in one place. Let alone looking for a phone, it is impossible to tell how many calls there are.
However, on the other side, after the "professional" speeches by Yu Bohong and Sun Honglei, Zhang Yixin is full of fighting spirit!
The vitality and motivation that belonged to young people were attached to him. When the phone rang, he quickly found the trace of the ringtone.
"Hi! Hello, this is Tmall Global, and I'm Zhang Yixin!"
"..."
After three phone calls in a row, he instantly surpassed the records of Wang Xun and Sun Honglei.
However, when he was about to answer the fourth call, Wang Xun and Sun Honglei on the other side started to compete for "jobs"!
"Jingle Bell……"
As the phone rang, the two of them fixed their eyes on a certain cubicle one after the other.
"I saw it first!"
Wang Xun let out a loud roar, and hurriedly rushed to that cubicle.
But because Sun Honglei was the closest, before Wang Xun ran over, he had already picked up the phone.
"Hello, this is Tmall International, and I'm Sun Honglei!"
"Hey! Don't bring such a stealthy one!"
Wang Xun suddenly became angry.
Sun Honglei looked arrogant, "I'll grab it, and if you have the ability, you can also grab it."
"Humph!"
Wang Xun snorted coldly, and said provocatively, "If you want to grab it, you're all three idiots. I'm afraid you won't succeed."
Jingle Bell……
Just then another phone rang.
Sun Honglei picked up the receiver quickly, but Wang Xun gave a smirk and pressed the hang up button.
"Snapped!"
The phone was hung up directly, and the two looked at each other.
There seemed to be sparks bursting in the air!
……
At the same time, Zhang Yixin, who had obtained the true biography of the Three Essences, suddenly became enlightened.
Seeing that Wang Xun and Sun Honglei were crazily competing for the phone, his eyes rolled slightly, and a clever plan suddenly appeared in his mind!
"Since I can't answer so many calls, why don't I control the location where the phone rings to a certain area?"
Thinking of this, he acted immediately.
He separated the handsets one by one, leaving only three cubicles in the end.
"Jingle Bell……"
The pleasant phone ringing kept ringing.
Two of the three idiots fought "heartily and vividly", constantly vying for the right to answer the phone.
And Zhang Yixin, who has completed the "evolution", folded his arms around his chest, watching the show with a leisurely expression, and at the same time completed the task without interruption.
Seeing this scene, the netizens in the comment area couldn't hold back their shock.
"Hey? How did Yi Xin suddenly become smarter?"
"It's not right! It's [-]% not right! I feel like the little sheep is developing in the direction of the old sheep?"
"I'm a good boy, are the three essences going to become four essences?"
"Hey? 6! Yi Xin is the best!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, brother Xun and Hong Lei probably won't be able to answer many calls after the game is over, and look at Zhang Yixin, they have answered more than a dozen!"
(End of this chapter)
Yu Baihong walked quickly, and disappeared in the venue in an instant.
Six people stood in a row, one by one you looked at me, I looked at you, their faces were full of confusion.
"So we will all be expelled?" Zhang Yixin blinked his big ignorant eyes and looked at his brothers curiously.
Everyone shook their heads.
Huang Bo asked him, "Didn't you read the outline script?"
"No," Zhang Yixin shook his head, and replied honestly, "I don't understand..."
"Hahahahahaha!"
There was another burst of wild laughter in the venue.
At this time, Yan Min's voice suddenly came out, "Next, let's ask the Human Resources Director to speak to the new interns!"
"it is good!"
The six cheered,
But in the next second, Yu Baihong, who had just left, actually walked out of the backstage again.
"Hello everyone, I'm the Human Resources Director, Yu Baihong."
Everyone: "???"
Hey?Why is this guy holding multiple jobs?
Yu Bohong didn't talk nonsense, and said bluntly: "Do you know why you were left behind today?"
"I don't know," everyone shook their heads.
"Because your test scores are really bad!"
Yu Baihong's voice suddenly raised a lot, and he said angrily: "It's so terrible!"
"Especially you," he pointed at Sun Honglei, "you wear sunglasses at work? What's the matter? Are you awesome?"
Sun Honglei straightened his body, and said in a deep voice: "It's not very good, it's just an ordinary handsome Leilei."
"Hey, this shameless!"
Huang Bo couldn't help but lament the other party's thick skin.
Yu Baihong rolled his eyes at him, feeling quite helpless.
This guy is too shameless, it takes too much effort to chat with him!
He simply set his sights on Zhang Yixin, this little classmate is very good, he was the one who listened most seriously to the speech just now.
He praised aloud: "You are very good, the user experience is very good, and everyone who has used it is good."
"Thanks……"
Zhang Yixin subconsciously prepared to thank him, but just as he opened his mouth, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
Have you used it all?
Who used themselves?
Wang Hao couldn't hold back in an instant, "Hahaha! Yi Xin? You have a 100% positive rating?"
Several people came to their senses and came over to pat Zhang Yixin's shoulder one by one, laughing unceasingly.
"Yi Xin, come on, tell me, how do you communicate with users?"
"Quack quack...the ones I've used are good, I'm curious, how do I use them?"
"Yi Xin, how is your experience?"
A few weird guys kept joking, making Zhang Yixin blush.
The speed is too fast, I can't handle it!
...
Seeing that the fighting among the six could not stop, Yu Baihong interrupted them and said, "However, for your future, the company has decided to give you another chance!"
"You need to complete a one-day surprise assessment. If you pass the assessment, you will directly become a full-time member, obtain a senior position in the company, and reach the pinnacle of your life from then on."
The pinnacle of life?
As soon as these four words appeared, they immediately aroused everyone's interest.
"How do you assess?" Zhang Yixin looked very interested.
Yu Bohong smiled and said, "Next, we need to group you according to your intelligence and physical strength."
As soon as these words came out, Sun Honglei immediately refused.
"Hey? Why can't I bear to hear this! Why are you divided into groups based on intelligence and physical strength?"
He walked up to Yu Bohong in three or two steps, and asked seriously: "Why did you look at me when you talked about physical strength, and Huang Lei when you talked about intelligence?"
"What do you mean? Look down on me?"
"Hahahahahaha!"
There was another burst of laughter from behind.
Huang Bo stepped forward and dragged Sun Honglei into the team, and persuaded: "You can calm down, if he looks at you when he is talking about intelligence, you will probably die in shame on the spot."
"Hey? How are you, Huang Bo? Your skin is itchy, isn't it?"
Without saying a word, Sun Honglei chased after Huang Bo and started hammering again.
Huang Lei laughed happily, and yelled at everyone: "Come on, come on, let's not waste time, let's group up first."
"What's the score?"
Everyone looked at him curiously.
Huang Lei replied: "It's simple, fair, and just."
Six people quickly formed a circle.
The drone came over their heads, and the camera was aimed at them.
"Black and white with palms and backs!"
Wang Hao shouted slogans and extended his hand at the same time.
In an instant, the grouping is complete!
Looking at the final grouping situation, several people were taken aback for a moment, and then they were all happy!
The three essences are all palms.
The three idiots showed the back of their hands.
Huang Bo exclaimed: "I'm going? This is too accurate! Is it destined by God?"
The three fine groups took advantage of the situation and stood together, while the three silly groups looked at me and I looked at you, dumbfounded.
Wang Xun sighed, "Fate has brought us together again, today's game is doomed, we will definitely lose!"
Zhang Yixin recognized it very much and nodded heavily.
"Losing the fart!"
Sun Honglei yelled angrily: "So what about the three idiots? We all have one nose and two eyes. Are we any worse than the three fines?"
"Cheer up your spirits, our IQ group will definitely win!"
Zhang Yixin: "!!!"
Wang Xun: "!!!"
Sanjing: "???"
Huang Lei asked in disbelief, "You want to choose IQ?"
"That's right!"
Sun Honglei snorted coldly, and after casting blank glances at the three of them, he greeted Wang Xun and Zhang Yixin and said, "We must not only win this mission, but also be beautiful!"
"Are you willing to be suppressed by the three spirits forever, and never see your day?"
As soon as these words came out, the unyielding strength burst out in the hearts of the two of them!
"No! We can win!"
On the other side, Wang Hao and the other three were stunned as they watched Sansha who was cheering him up.
Where did these three guys get their confidence?
Sun Honglei was still shouting, "Let's come up with the whole slogan first, this time the Sanjing team must be crushed hard, and they cannot be given the slightest chance of winning!"
"Okay." The eyes of the two were firm, and their wills were gradually brainwashed.
Sun Honglei took the lead.
"Three idiots at the limit!"
The next second, the three of them clenched their fists and shouted angrily!
"IQ limit!"
Sanjing: "???????"
"hiss!"
Wang Hao took a deep breath: "I'll be good, this sentence "IQ limit" scared my heart and liver trembling."
"Pfft hahahaha!"
Huang Lei and Huang Bo couldn't hold back anymore, they laughed so happily.
There was a burst of laughter in the barrage:
"Three idiots are indeed three idiots, their IQ is indeed at the limit,"
"Oh, my god, these three people are going to kill me with joy!"
"How is their brain circuit formed? Why can they say such self-defeating words in a serious manner?"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
"Mother, I'm dying of laughter, I'm convinced!"
There was a burst of laughter in the bullet screen, and Sanjing deliberately watched the excitement, and didn't remind them of the slang in this slogan at all.
"Three idiots at the limit! IQ limit! Yay!!!"
Sansha is still immersed in his own world, unable to extricate himself.
...
The grouping is done.
Yu Bohong raised his hand and said: "Now that you have completed the grouping, the cat girl will take you to your respective venues."
Two young ladies in catwoman maid costumes walked out of the backstage, came to Sanjing and Sansha respectively, and guided them to their respective mission sites.
The camera of the drone shakes slightly, and the screen splits again.
Netizens chose their favorite guests and began to follow the whole process.
The Three Silly Intellectual Team arrived at the designated place first, and the staff on the side distributed their task cards to the three of them.
As a representative of high education, Zhang Yixin opened the task card and began to recite.
"In the workplace, agile action is very important. There are 100 phones in the office area in front of you. You need to receive as many calls as possible within the specified time and say greetings."
"Hello, this is Tmall Global, and I'm ***."
"The person who connects the most will win."
answer the phone?
Compete in the same group?
"Is it that simple?"
Sun Honglei raised his eyebrows, quite confident.
Isn't it just answering the phone, isn't it a piece of cake?
however……
"Jingle Bell!!!"
The ear-piercing bell rang suddenly, and the three of them trembled in fright.
"Quick! Answer the phone!"
Wang Xun let out a loud roar and began to identify the real source of the phone call, while the other two also started their own searches.
At first, a few people thought it was just a phone call, and it was easy to get done?
But when I really started to search, I found out that the source of the ringtone was extremely difficult to identify!
The office area is too large, and most of them are cubicles. The sound is only in a large range, and it is impossible to determine the specific location.
"Hey, I'm going! This thing is a bit difficult!"
Sun Honglei looked around in a daze, covering his ears with both hands, performing a special "sound wave concentration technique".
"It's hard! It's really hard!"
Wang Xun bared his teeth and grinned with distress on his face.
The range is too large, and the sound is "trapped" in one place. Let alone looking for a phone, it is impossible to tell how many calls there are.
However, on the other side, after the "professional" speeches by Yu Bohong and Sun Honglei, Zhang Yixin is full of fighting spirit!
The vitality and motivation that belonged to young people were attached to him. When the phone rang, he quickly found the trace of the ringtone.
"Hi! Hello, this is Tmall Global, and I'm Zhang Yixin!"
"..."
After three phone calls in a row, he instantly surpassed the records of Wang Xun and Sun Honglei.
However, when he was about to answer the fourth call, Wang Xun and Sun Honglei on the other side started to compete for "jobs"!
"Jingle Bell……"
As the phone rang, the two of them fixed their eyes on a certain cubicle one after the other.
"I saw it first!"
Wang Xun let out a loud roar, and hurriedly rushed to that cubicle.
But because Sun Honglei was the closest, before Wang Xun ran over, he had already picked up the phone.
"Hello, this is Tmall International, and I'm Sun Honglei!"
"Hey! Don't bring such a stealthy one!"
Wang Xun suddenly became angry.
Sun Honglei looked arrogant, "I'll grab it, and if you have the ability, you can also grab it."
"Humph!"
Wang Xun snorted coldly, and said provocatively, "If you want to grab it, you're all three idiots. I'm afraid you won't succeed."
Jingle Bell……
Just then another phone rang.
Sun Honglei picked up the receiver quickly, but Wang Xun gave a smirk and pressed the hang up button.
"Snapped!"
The phone was hung up directly, and the two looked at each other.
There seemed to be sparks bursting in the air!
……
At the same time, Zhang Yixin, who had obtained the true biography of the Three Essences, suddenly became enlightened.
Seeing that Wang Xun and Sun Honglei were crazily competing for the phone, his eyes rolled slightly, and a clever plan suddenly appeared in his mind!
"Since I can't answer so many calls, why don't I control the location where the phone rings to a certain area?"
Thinking of this, he acted immediately.
He separated the handsets one by one, leaving only three cubicles in the end.
"Jingle Bell……"
The pleasant phone ringing kept ringing.
Two of the three idiots fought "heartily and vividly", constantly vying for the right to answer the phone.
And Zhang Yixin, who has completed the "evolution", folded his arms around his chest, watching the show with a leisurely expression, and at the same time completed the task without interruption.
Seeing this scene, the netizens in the comment area couldn't hold back their shock.
"Hey? How did Yi Xin suddenly become smarter?"
"It's not right! It's [-]% not right! I feel like the little sheep is developing in the direction of the old sheep?"
"I'm a good boy, are the three essences going to become four essences?"
"Hey? 6! Yi Xin is the best!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, brother Xun and Hong Lei probably won't be able to answer many calls after the game is over, and look at Zhang Yixin, they have answered more than a dozen!"
(End of this chapter)
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