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Chapter 330 What kind of plot is this Nima?It's so far from the original!
As a professional film critic, He Yuanlu became busy during this festival when most people enjoy it.

After attending the premiere of "The Disciple", as soon as he got home, he integrated all the information he recorded into a professional film review article.

And once this article was published, it didn't come as a surprise that it received a lot of praise!

The comment area is almost full of praise.

Many fans who went to watch "The Disciple" through his recommendation went to Weibo as soon as they got home, and wrote the word "food and grass" in his comment area.

This is the unique code between He Yuanlu and his fans.

As long as his recommendation is supported by fans, "food and grass" will appear in the comment area, and if the film is not good, it will be rated as "rotten tomatoes".

Especially after the State Propaganda Department forwarded the release notice about "Disciples", more and more people noticed He Yuanlu's film review.

For a while, he even enjoyed the joy of "gaining millions of fans"!

Especially when this film review broke into the top ten most searched with the help of netizens, He Yuanlu was completely shocked!
At this moment, he suddenly had deep doubts about the previous idea of ​​"only for profit".

He put himself in the position of a movie fan and thought about it, and he was shocked!
What netizens need is truth!Rather than a false evaluation tied by interests!
After realizing this, He Yuanlu suddenly made a decision.

He directly deleted all the previous film review articles, except for this one from his disciples, and changed his Weibo name to "Poison Tongue Film Critic——He Yuanlu"!
He wants to give all fans and friends the most authentic film review experience, instead of doing so-called false propaganda for profit.

……

At three o'clock in the afternoon on October [-]st, He Yuanlu, who was ready for a new life, walked into the cinema.

Having bought tickets online in advance, he walked directly into the No. 3 screening hall and sat down in the back row.

This is one of his special habits.

While watching the movie, he will also pay attention to the comments and expressions of the fans on the scene, so as to achieve the best movie review record.

On the big screen, the four big characters of "Modu Fortress" are deeply engraved in it.

Before the film was released, He Yuanlu received a summons from the PR Department of Light and Film, asking him to write an "excellent" film review.

The other party even promised that if the attention of this film review article is high enough, then he will also receive an equivalent manuscript fee.

If it was in the past, He Yuanlu would naturally not hesitate.

But now it is different, he is going to really experience this movie, is it really as grand as it was said in the promotion?
He Yuanlu has another habit.

Whenever he was ready to watch a film, he would choose to buy tickets directly to see it instead of looking for reviews online first.

Because he believes that this will affect his judgment, so that he cannot write a real evaluation.

National Day is a national holiday, especially on October [-]st, when many people choose to go shopping, watch movies, or go to playgrounds.

So not long after He Yuanlu sat down, many people came to the screening hall one after another.

He quickly noticed something very special.

Most of the people who choose to watch the film "Magic City Fortress" are younger audiences, and most of them are female audiences.

After thinking about it, he knew the reason.

Xu Yaoxing, the protagonist of the Fortress of the Magic City, is the little fresh meat promoted by Light and Shadow Media, and is also the lead singer of the top rock band Jagged in China!
With the blessing of several layers of identities, there will definitely be many fans of his fans and good looks who will come to support him.

Soon, as the screen shimmered, the movie started playing.

The opening chapter is the domineering logo of Guangying Media.

As the producer, this film was fully funded by Guangying Media, and it is said that it cost as much as 3.6 million yuan!
He Yuanlu still remembered it clearly.

At the beginning of filming, "Magic City Fortress" directly made bold claims, claiming to open the door to Chinese science fiction films and to be a leader in the development of science fiction film history!

And in the promotion, it even bragged about the film, claiming to be a bright light that illuminates the darkness of domestic sci-fi films, and vowed to smash the big hammer of European and American countries' monopoly on the sci-fi film market.

The shooting of this film took up to half a year, and it really achieved excellence!

To be honest, He Yuanlu is still looking forward to it.

In his opinion, since the movie was so hyped in the publicity, its content must be a lot of shit, no matter how bad it is, it can open half the door of sci-fi movies, right?

Just thinking about it, the movie started.

He Yuanlu gently opened the notebook and focused on the big screen.

however……

Looking at the opening scene, He Yuanlu was not only a little confused.

"Sci-fi movies, shouldn't they show all kinds of awesome high-tech equipment at the beginning?"

On the screen, the future magic capital is just a few more huge LED screens, and the mobile phones used by the protagonist and supporting characters are actually old Nokia phones from the 80s in the world...

The plot continues to advance, and the exciting battle is about to begin.

Many people in the theater cheered up.

However, many people frowned when they saw that important supporting role was laid to the ground with two or three blows.

He Yuanlu heard clearly that a buddy not far away was muttering: "Why is the combat effectiveness of the soldiers in the future not even as good as the security guards in our community who stop the takeaways?"

Soon, more and more outrageous plots appeared frequently.

Relic boxes require my fingerprints to open...

Against the aliens with an ax and a fire extinguisher...

A heavy motorcycle appeared on the roof very abruptly...

The more he looked down, the more astonished He Yuanlu felt!

Not only is the plot of this movie extremely messy, but the various settings in it are also very outrageous, making people confused when watching it.

Especially the kind of failure in details, it makes people feel more outrageous and irritable the more they look at it!
"What kind of shit movie is this shit? Are you sure it's a sci-fi movie?"

Someone nearby has already started to scold.

In the minds of many sci-fi fans, since it is called a sci-fi film, even if the setting is outrageous, the hard-core battles belonging to men should not be left behind, right?
But what made everyone confused was that the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing couldn't help being weak and weak, without any masculinity, and even called Nima a licking dog!

Sending good night to the female leader every day, dreaming of falling in love with the female leader, so as to achieve my goals...

"Damn! Labor and capital don't look at it!"

When he saw that the aliens were about to destroy the earth, and the hero was still thinking about the love between men and women, many people left their seats in the screening hall.

To be honest, He Yuanlu actually wanted to leave too.

But as a film critic, his professionalism did not allow him to do so.

The plot continues.

He Yuanlu felt his temples tremble when he saw an alien soldier broke into the defense room and a group of people were holding a small broken gun.

Outrageous!

This nima is too outrageous!
Even awesome future weapons like the Super Defense Formation and the Magic City Cannon can be made, so there's no reason why this group of people only have a small broken gun!
He doesn't even have a laser gun, what kind of a fart is this?
And when the team leader finally sacrificed himself to detonate the defense room, all the fans at the scene, instead of showing any signs of being moved to tears, felt extremely aggrieved.

This Nima...

What fragments?
For a while, someone chose to leave.

Soon, the aliens' plan failed, and they had no choice but to launch a general attack plan against humans.

Correspondingly, the human side also started a countermeasure plan, forming troops, and the scene was extremely grand, which inexplicably made the movie fans at the scene feel a little passionate.

But soon, with the subsequent inexplicable sensational plot, it directly broke everyone's expectations.

"Shouldn't this decisive battle be so outrageous?" He Yuanlu secretly looked forward to it.

Soon, the time for the decisive battle will come!
Due to insufficient energy, the defensive array and the cannons of the magic capital could not be activated at the same time, so after discussion, everyone decided to close the defensive array.

As for the Magic City Cannon, which is already full of energy, it is of great use. It is specially used to attack alien bases.

The plot continues to advance...

With the defense closed, aliens poured in frantically.

And the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing and his other two teammates, in order to cooperate with the cannon launch, drive a fighter jet to fight against aliens in the sky!

However, the opponent is too strong, and they are unable to reach it for a while,

Seeing that one of his female teammate was in danger, Xu Yaoxing drove a fighter jet to help him. As a result, the female teammate was rescued, but his own fighter jet was destroyed.

What was outrageous was that he was actually sent flying into the energy base.

Thus, Xu Yaoxing started another battle with the machine gunman, resisting forcefully for more than an hour.

But what surprised He Yuanlu was that in such a battle, Xu Yaoxing was completely spotless, not even a speck of dust on his hair!
"Handsome" and "cool" are abruptly implemented throughout the play!

At the same time, when he was fighting frantically, the female player who had been rescued by him suddenly came.

The other party came down and handed over his fighter plane to him without saying a word, and said that you are the best of us, and only you can save us...

Anyway, the two of them were just chatting with each other, without any sense of tension at all, as if the aliens had already left the scene at this time.

He Yuanlu subconsciously looked at the notebook in his hand.

He wanted to write something, but he thought about it for a long time, but he didn't know how to write.

This Nima...

It's all about slots, I can't boast!
When he was thinking about it, Xu Yaoxing had already flown into the sky in a fighter plane, continuing to fight against the aliens.

But the commander who is a goddess suddenly ordered at this moment: "You must charge the cannons of the magic city to buy time, the safety of the planet depends on you!"

"Oh, really!"

Xu Yaoxing's female team members couldn't help crying when they heard this, they took out the bomb without hesitation, and blew themselves up with the aliens who rushed over.

At this moment, the entire factory building was completely engulfed by the scorching fire, and turned into nothing in an instant!
None of the aliens ran out, and the team members who came to support... obviously none of them could escape.

Seeing this scene, He Yuanlu was completely shocked!
Does this girl have no brains?
You are willing to die, that is because you have high integrity, but have you asked other people for their opinions?Are you sure others want to die too?
"Oh shit, this is going to explode..."

A lot of annoyed curses sounded beside his ears, and He Yuanlu couldn't hold back, and even burst out laughing.

But in the next second, he felt something was wrong with the atmosphere.

How can I laugh when I am so moved on the screen? This is not good, it is somewhat disrespectful.

However, when he regained his composure, the others in the auditorium seemed to be infected by him, and the laughter one after another seemed extremely abrupt...

On the screen, the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing shed tears of sadness, which formed a strong contrast with the screening hall!
He Yuanlu shook his head helplessly, picked up a pen and wrote two words on the notebook.

bad movie!

……

The plot continues to advance, and the magic city cannon is finally ready, and it is bound to blow up the alien spacecraft completely.

And that's exactly what the man in charge of firing the gun did.

He pushed the pusher out without hesitation, and saw a powerful beam of energy being blasted out, rushing straight to the alien's lair in the sky.

boom! ! !
The shell exploded in an instant, and everyone on the ground was hit by the shock wave, struggling to stand still.

On the other hand, Xu Yaoxing in the sky was safe and sound, and the spaceship didn't even swing, it was obviously stabilized by Niu Cha's driving skills.

But what everyone didn't expect was that this shot... was wrong!

In the sky, the alien spacecraft was safe and sound!

"My Nima..."

He Yuanlu's face was full of black lines, this plot was outrageous.

At any rate, you should also make a story about the defense of alien spaceships!What the hell is riding a horse if he misses the shot?

One miss and they had to start a second shot.

But what is "worrying" is that the energy in the cannon is only used for the second time, and this is the last chance.

But even so, you have to fight!

However, just as the cannon was recharging, alien spies sneaked into the control room of the cannon again and began to wreak havoc.

Seeing that the situation was not going well, the female leader played by a actress of Light and Shadow Media hurriedly began to operate frantically, pouring all the energy into the cannon.

Then, she sank into the bottom of the sea together with the base!

What's even more outrageous is that, as the plot progresses, everyone suddenly discovers that the energy source "immortal vine" that powers the cannon seems to also protect this demon city?
When all the energy of the fairy vines was exhausted, the Pearl of the Sea and the Demon City collapsed!
In other words, except for Cannon and Xu Yaoxing who was flying in the sky, almost everyone was lost!

Seeing this, many people at the scene were immediately stunned again!

What kind of plot is this Nima?

It's so far from the original!
But even more shocking is yet to come!

When the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing learned that the cannon was no longer under control, he suddenly made a surprising operation.

He actually decided to be the target himself and let the cannon aim at him!
Seeing this, He Yuanlu was stunned again.

He suddenly discovered that there seemed to be a big problem with this magic capital cannon. Was the money for casting the cannon stolen?
Such a great technology, doesn't it even have an automatic aiming function?

Then, in order to help Xu Yaoxing, the only remaining teammate volunteered to lure the alien away for him.

Until the end, maybe it was the spirit of the female teammate who blew himself up that affected him, he even found out the bomb, and directly died with the aliens in a wave!
Seeing his teammates offering sacrifices to the sky one by one, and the Demon City being completely destroyed, Xu Yaoxing went completely crazy!

He drove the fighter plane, rushed towards the alien mothership at full speed, and then shouted the most "moving" order in the whole play:

"Shoot me!"

boom! ! !
Cannon was very obedient, he turned the cannon directly, and fired a cannon at Xu Yaoxing!
By this time, everyone thought the movie was over.

But what I didn't expect was that the screen suddenly flashed, and it came to five years later very abruptly!
But at this time, the demon capital that was supposed to be destroyed has returned to its pre-war prosperity.

What's more shocking is that at that time, such a large alien mothership was blown up, but Xu Yaoxing, who was in the center, survived by luck under the influence of the protagonist's halo.

But now, he who survived has become the commander-in-chief of mankind!
The end of the story is fixed in Xu Yaoxing's memory, that is the scene where he first met the former female commander, which is nostalgic and "profound".

In this way, the whole film is over.

……

There was a lot of scolding in the auditorium, and even many female fans who came here specially for Xu Yaoxing were embarrassed, and they no longer had the joy of meeting their idols at the beginning.

He Yuanlu sat in his seat for a long time, trying to figure out the plot of the film in his mind.

But soon, his brows became more and more deeply wrinkled!
At the beginning of the film, it said that the aliens came to snatch the fairy vines, but now the energy of the fairy vines is about to be exhausted, so can't the aliens turn around and leave?
Also, it is said that only the remaining energy is used to support the firing of the cannon, but after the battle is over, the magic capital has to sink, and it seems that neither side can win in the end?
But the weird thing is, you still have to fight!

"What the hell is this damn?"

He Yuanlu suddenly felt that there was a deep meaning in this movie, maybe he didn't understand it yet?

Just as he was thinking, a roar suddenly came from the auditorium!

"Stop scolding all of you! Do you know what a sci-fi movie is? Do you know what brother Yaoxing paid for it?"

Ok?
He Yuanlu looked up curiously.

I saw in front of the screen, a little girl who was only about seventeen or eighteen years old was crying with pear blossoms and rain.

While crying, she shouted: "This film is instilling a noble thought in us. War is wrong. In the end, no one can please anyone! This is the real meaning of this film!"

He Yuanlu suddenly realized after hearing this!
It was so!
He hurriedly picked up the pen, and scribbled down four words in the notebook.

"Super crappy movie!"

……

Soon, He Yuanlu posted a new article on Weibo, the content of which was to judge the film "Fortress of the Magic City".

Many fans clicked in with curious thoughts.

They are very curious, is there a reason to recommend this bad movie?

But in the next second, everyone was suddenly happy.

I saw a picture on He Yuanlu's new Weibo, which showed a smashed tomato.

Rotten Tomatoes!
Meaning: super bad movie!
This picture quickly broke into the top five on the hot search list, and there seemed to be faint signs of counterattacking disciples.

Many netizens who have watched the movie Fortress of the Magic City poured in one after another, frantically starting to like it, and the comment area is full of "Rotten Tomatoes" comments.

When the disciple's Douban score reached 9.5, the score of Modu Fortress was only a poor 2.3.

Between the two is simply a sky, a ground!

And when he learned of this situation, Xu Yaoxing who returned to the villa angrily smashed the LCD TV at home, and there seemed to be anger gushing in his eyes!
"Wang Hao!!!"

He roared angrily, his face became more and more ferocious, and there seemed to be a vague aura called murderous aura spreading over him!

(End of this chapter)