Xia Shuo swagger

Chapter 6

Candy House?
Um, a professional school love team?

It sounds very festive, and it seems like a sweet name.

but……

Love accounting, breakup settlement, dating simulation...

Xia Zhaoyao turned over and looked at the thin leaflet in his hand.

Tang Qingying and Zhao Huanxi were the names of the contacts at the place where the leaflet was signed.

"Uh, senior sister, what is this..."

She raised her head and looked at Tang Qingying not far away in confusion.

It looks like a student association, but the introduction and content read differently.

"Happy Sugar House, a potential club that has been in operation for three consecutive years!"

Tang Qingying took out a lollipop from her mouth, dangled it in her hand, and introduced it seriously.

"A while ago, didn't the society encourage college students to cultivate correct and healthy concepts of marriage and love?"

"Our Sugar House was born for this purpose. Don't look at the rudimentary leaflet, this is a project supported by the school."

"Huh? The school supports..."

"Of course, look at the end of the flyer, there is a school audit mark."

Xia Zhaoyao glanced down, and sure enough, he saw the emblem of Huaijiang University in the lower right corner.

There is also a line of small white characters that are almost invisible: "The fourth batch of student entrepreneurship incubation projects of Huaijiang University."

"The core job is to teach everyone how to fall in love. Campus matchmaker house?"

Maybe it's a psychological effect, I always feel that senior sister Tang Qingying seems a little emboldened.

"In short, we are equivalent to love guides, helping clients solve emotional problems."

"Oh……"

"Simple and easy to understand, right?"

"So, what exactly do you do?"

"Well, there is no limit to the type of Wanshiwu, and it will cover any scope."

Senior sister Tang Qingying turned around and picked up the laptop. There were many documents in a certain folder.

"Look, this is the client information registered in our Wanshiwu, indicating their basic conditions and ideal type."

"Huaijiang University is too big. Sometimes classmates may not meet each other for four years. But with this form, it is different. We can help the client to match accurately and create a beautiful two-way date for them... Now Temporarily rely on manual screening, but it should be able to enter the system after a while."

"I see, similar to the Baihe.com and marriage registration agency in the society? It's been three years——"

Xia Zhaoyao nodded half-understood, and looked at Tang Qingying with some admiration.

"Then senior sister, you must have matched a lot of campus couples!"

"It hasn't been successful yet..."

Tang Qingying looked away and said with some embarrassment.

"As for this, due to our limited publicity, the client data sample is not enough—"

"Our main business is still these three—"

Tang Qingying tapped her fingers below, pointing to the titles of several folders.

"Accounting for love, clearing up breakups, and dating planning. In Huaijiang, we are the No. 1 in this area, the only one!"

"The kind of campus love planning team? I've seen it in variety shows and news!"

Xia Zhaoyao's eyes lit up, this sounds more interesting.

She had seen in the news before that college students often confessed their love with candle circles and dormitory light shows.

If it is more serious, there are even drone confessions, street sign displays, large-scale reality show sitcoms, etc. Although she herself is firmly critical of this kind of behavior verbally, this does not affect her. Eating dog food - today is indeed her lucky day, this is definitely double happiness!
"Uh, it's not the same—the one you're talking about is an incubation project of the Art Academy."

But before Xia Zhaoyao's excitement surged out, the expression of the senior sister in front became subtle again.

"Our Finance Institute... the focus on love is different."

"what?"

"Look, love has a cost, right?"

"Ah."

"So for the first item, we help the counselor calculate the income and expenditure of love, including the intangible and tangible costs of various payments."

Tang Qingying opened one of the documents while talking, and explained in conjunction with the Excel table above.

"In the past three years, Huantang Wanshiwu has completed a total of 270 three love accounting commissions."

"Wow, that's quite amazing! Is there a commission fee behind this?! So high?!"

Xia Zhaoyao glanced at the remuneration amount at the end of the form, and said in surprise.

One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand... There are tens of thousands!
"Is love accounting so profitable?!"

"Well, mostly thanks from a parent."

Tang Qingying said expressionlessly.

"what?"

"After our love calculations, all these couples broke up within half a year..."

Tang Qingying pointed to a few small items in the form, and said slowly, "Because they think the sunk cost is too high and the expected return is too low."

"Oh...huh?! Wait—all broke up?!"

"The survival rate of university campus love is only 20.00 out of [-], and according to statistics, less than [-]% of those who maintain their marriage relationship ten years after graduation. That is to say, if a stable marriage is the end point, then the final success expectation of campus love is roughly Around...[-]/[-]."

"Of course, the main reason that prompts most couples to break up is the difference in giving during the love process—"

"Compared to the invisible distant future, time cost, money cost, opportunity cost... We try our best to keep everyone rational in love."

"... oh oh."

Xia Zhaoyao stared blankly at the petite and cute senior with a lollipop in her mouth.

Although it sounds reasonable, it doesn't feel right.

"And after breaking up, then it involves the second section - breaking up and paying."

Not paying attention to Xia Zhaoyao who fell silent, Tang Qingying continued to introduce as if she had opened up a chatterbox.

"Occasionally someone will come to this, but it is more entrusted by the school and college. After all, most love affairs are irrational, and when they regain their senses and break up, mismatched efforts will naturally lead to many disputes. Contradictions... We generally classify this unification as a conflict of interest."

"Eh? Can it be divided like this? Isn't that a matter of feelings?!"

"But divorce, in the end, doesn't it also fall on the division of property?"

"...It seems to be right to say that—"

Xia Zhaoyao opened his mouth.

She roughly guessed what the parting and payment was about.

Sure enough, Senior Sister Tang Qingying opened the second folder on the computer, which contained more content than the previous one.

"Based on the descriptions of both parties, we will conduct a simple assessment of each other's contributions during the relationship and the reasons for the breakup."

"Everything is number, this is the concept proposed by Pythagoras. As a student of accounting, you will soon learn another cruel knowledge. All social behaviors in this society can be paid for by money." value evaluation, and then with the help of legal principles, we can fairly settle the balance.”

"If a couple breaks up and there is a conflict, we will help with the liquidation of the bankruptcy of the relationship and assist in the recovery."

"...It sounds scary..."

Xia Zhaoyao muttered softly, and she shrank back unconsciously.

Well, now she began to understand why Zhao Huanxi-senpai said "Sister Tangtang" was scary.

But luckily...

The third point doesn't seem too bad.

Xia Zhaoyao hesitated for a moment, raised his hand cautiously, and asked.

"Senior, so...that dating sim—"

"Oh! This is a new business we plan to expand this year!"

Tang Qingying said happily, squinting her eyes, and looked at Xia Zhaoyao meaningfully.

"Now..."

"Still in the stage of preparation and content..."

Gollum—

Wait, this feeling doesn't seem so good, does it?
Xia Zhaoyao swallowed, did she break into some strange and dangerous witch's lair?

Taking advantage of Tang Qingying's break to drink water and rest, she quietly took out her mobile phone and logged into the campus wall of Huaijiang University.

Search——[Happy Sugar Everything House]

Immediately afterwards, a large number of posts were refreshed like a tsunami.

"The seven wonders of Huaijiang University's campus—a house of all things with a 100% breakup rate!"

"Thanks to the two sisters, I now understand that loving myself is the best!"

"The Witch of Misery broke another couple, it's terrible!"

"True love? Pass the witch's test first?"

"I have already experienced the severe beatings in the real world at school... I am now indestructible, woo woo woo..."

"Analyzing rationally, the two women who are sophomores in the Finance Institute are somewhat distorted."

"Shadow! Shocking shady! Huantang Wanshiwu is actually an excellent club again!"

"Let's boycott that house of everything and let it sink."

what sugar house -

Now it sounds like, what kind of "matchmaker's house" is this?

This is simply the "Red Devil Club"!

Just by reading those comments, you can tell that this Huantang Wanshiwu...doesn't seem to be particularly safe...

"Ah—that senior sister, I thought about it for a while, maybe it's better not to bother—"

Xia Zhaoyao stood up and moved towards the door calmly.

Maybe it's not too late for her to leave without her luggage.

If he was tied to a pirate ship like this, it might be...

Then there was the sound of the door opening.

A leisurely and pleasant voice came from behind:
"Oh, little swagger, it seems that you and Tangtang are getting along very well."

"How about it, Huantang Wanshiwuwu sounds very powerful, I can give you a special approval to join directly!"

Xia Zhaoyao turned her head and saw No. [-] Witch - senior sister Zhao Huanxi walking in with a plastic bag and smiling.

(End of this chapter)