Naruto: The whirlpool noodles that came out of Infinite Tsukiyomi

Chapter 7 Nine Tails: Brat, he's CPUing you!
Naruto just wanted to give up the grilled fish to this poor old man.

But the moment he had this thought.

"The old man is lying to you."

Whirlpool Mianma's playful tone sounded in his head: "Do you think this old man looks familiar?"

Naruto was stunned for a moment, then quietly looked at this unattractive old man.

It's so familiar, but I just can't remember where I saw it.

"Fool! Think about where you met me!"

Mian Ma's words instantly reminded Naruto of the origin of that sense of familiarity.

Yep, that ugly statue I sit under my ass every day!

But new doubts emerged again.

"Isn't Hokage the most respected person in the village? Why did you pretend to be an ordinary old man and approach me?"

"Think about what is special about you that deserves other people's attention?" Mian Ma guided Naruto earnestly and kindly.

"Big fox, it should be considered special. Also, Brother Mian Ma?"

"That's right!"

Mian Ma nodded, with a smile on his face, but his tone was very serious: "He is coveting the power of the Nine Lamas, and my existence is also a variable for him."

"If he finds me, he will try his best to kill me, and then I will have to leave you."

If you are discovered, you will leave...

Little Naruto didn't know what he thought of, his pupils suddenly dilated, and his cheeks puffed up in anger.

"You didn't give me anything, why should you take away your last friend from me?"

Unforgivable!

In the sealed space, Nine Tails sat down on the side after eating and drinking, looking at the happy smile on Mianma's face, he curled his lips helplessly.

The guy now looks like a demon tempting kids to sell their souls for candy.

It is obvious that every sentence is the truth, but every sentence pierces people's hearts, and directly pinpoints the kid's psychology and weaknesses.

How do you say that?

CPU?Or KFC?

Kyuubi always listened to talking to himself when he had nothing to do, chanted some unknown vocabulary from time to time, and gradually learned the general usage of some simple vocabulary.

"……why?"

Seeing Xiao Naruto's cheeks puffed with anger, Hiruzaru Sarutobi was also dazed for a moment before asking dully.

This is not right.

Logically speaking, shouldn't it be Naruto who gave him the grilled fish, and then he readily accepted it, and the two chatted together?

Sarutobi thinks that as Naruto's "guardian", he has already figured out his temperament clearly.

"But when did Naruto learn to protect food? Why didn't I notice this sign before?"

Just when Sarutobi was puzzled.

"If a fishbone gets stuck in your throat, it's very dangerous!"

Naruto smiled innocently again, and handed the pot of mushroom and wild vegetable soup to him: "Hey! Grandpa, I'll eat this for you."

This is what Brother Mian Ma told him. Although he didn't know why he did this, he still obeyed.

Mian Ma is now the only light in his heart, and the old man in front of him wants to drive Brother Mian Ma away.

"Even Hokage-sama is unforgivable!"

Even though he was very angry in his heart, Naruto still had a harmless and innocent smile on his surface.

If you see Mian Ma, you must praise the acting school!
And Sarutobi didn't notice anything unusual.

Instead, the doubts in his heart dissipated in an instant, and his old face smiled like a chrysanthemum.

Sure enough, this is the little Naruto I know!
He is kind and careful, and he also knows whether I, an old man, will get stuck with a fishbone!
"Thank you so much, you are such a caring and kind boy!"

Goo-dong~ Goo-dong~
After drinking, Yuan Fei wiped his mouth, and asked casually as if joking: "Speaking of which, are these mushrooms not poisonous?"

"We'll find out tomorrow."

When Sarutobi heard this, his body suddenly stopped, and he turned his head stiffly to look at the smiling Naruto.

"……tomorrow?"

"That's right!"

Naruto nodded confidently and explained: "If you have a stomachache tomorrow, it means that the mushrooms are poisonous. If you don't have a stomachache, it means that the mushrooms are not poisonous. I have been testing like this before."

He really judged whether the mushrooms were poisonous in this way, so he didn't lie!

But Hiruzaru Sarutobi fell into silence directly, and the wrinkles on his face couldn't help trembling.

Guilt, helplessness, worry, anger, sorrow...

All kinds of complicated emotions came to my heart, and the three generations who have always been eloquent and eloquent didn't know what to say.

He stopped talking and wanted to speak, and then he stopped talking, and finally managed to pull out a bitter smile.

With the perverted physique of your whirlpool clan, if you eat ordinary poisonous mushrooms, you will probably have a stomachache.

But my old bones...

Gollum~
As soon as the thought came up, a strange sound sounded.

Sarutobi clutched his stomach with a distorted face, feeling as if his stomach had been punched by someone who had opened his armor.

The pain is incomparable! !
"Grandpa, what's wrong with you?"

Naruto's eyes became flustered, and he said at a loss: "Is it because you are not feeling well? Do you want me to help you go home!"

Naruto just wanted to teach him a little lesson, and didn't really want to hurt him.

"No, it's fine!"

Sarutobi forcibly suppressed his overwhelmed stomach, smiled and waved his hands.

This is the first meeting, so we must not just return without success!

"Son, look up at the stars in the sky."

Sarutobi sat next to Naruto with a cheeky face, and pointed to the night sky: "This world is far more vast than we imagined."

"In front of the vast world, human beings are too small, we..."

He poured chicken soup for Xiao Naruto with great emotion, and his words were full of appeal.

But he didn't notice that Naruto's eyes gradually became lax, apparently his thoughts had drifted to nowhere.

"Nonsense! It's all meaningless nonsense!"

The disdainful scolding voice kept echoing in his mind, perfectly covering up Sarutobi's chicken soup quotations.

"The place where the world expands is so small that it is barely enough for me to toss about alone. Only by getting out of this world can we see a wider world."

Sarutobi was still talking, completely unaware of all this: "Compared with this world, you will feel that your troubles and desires/desires are insignificant, just like passing clouds..."

Glancing out of the corner of the eye, I happened to see Naruto's "intoxicated" eyes, and felt even more contented.

It seems that my speech skills have not declined!
"ridiculous!"

After Sarutobi finished speaking, Mian Ma immediately replied: "If a person has no desire/desire and troubles, then he will not seek to make progress, and will eventually be swept into the trash can of the old era by future generations, and will be crushed into dross by the wheels of history. .”

Yuan Fei's heart moved, and the smile on his face remained unchanged: "Son, what kind of person do you want to be in the future?"

This time, Mian Ma didn't say anything more, he was also curious about Naruto's thoughts now.

"What kind of person do you become?"

Naruto came back to his senses, hesitated for a long time before scratching his head and said, "I don't know, I know too few people."

"Don't you want the people in the village to trust you like they trust Hokage?" Sarutobi said earnestly and kindly.

...Trust me like you trust Hokage?

Naruto's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he said excitedly, "Ah! Then I want to become Huo too..."

"Naruto!"

Before he finished speaking, he heard Mianma say: "It is not the one who becomes Hokage who can be trusted, but the one who is trusted can become Hokage."

Naruto swallowed back the words immediately, and looked suspiciously at the old man in front of him.

That's right, he is the third Hokage-sama, so isn't he just boasting when he said this?
"You're so thick-skinned." Xiao Naruto cursed in his heart.

And Sarutobi felt a little apprehensive when he was staring at him, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "How about child, what do you want to be?"

Become Hokage!Become Hokage!You want to be Hokage!

Then under his earnest gaze.

Naruto frowned and thought for a moment, and finally asked, "Can't I be myself?"

Both Mian Ma and Yuan Fei were taken aback.

Yuan Fei's expression darkened when he came back to his senses, but he still forced a smile: "Of course, but we also have to learn from others!"

At this time, Mian Ma was already laughing in the sealed space.

"Hahaha! Well said, well said, Naruto! I really like you more and more!"

(End of this chapter)