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Chapter 157 You!
Outside, everyone in the Grass Mud Horse family had already started to entertain with poetry, but in the boss room on the second floor of the Dark Demon Tower, there was a person who was in extreme pain, and this person was Gu Yue who touched the mysterious bead Man Knife.
Just as Gu Yue Wendao touched the bead, the small pit where the bead was originally placed vibrated immediately, and the boss Skunk King on the second floor immediately jumped out.
After being smoked by the skunk king's fart, Gu Yuewendao's brain immediately went into a daze. Although his brain was not very clear, Gu Yuewendao still maintained the level that a master should have. He released his stealth and was ready to run back.
Who would have thought that just after taking a step, he would trip over the gravel under his feet, and his body would still be stuck in a pile of miscellaneous bushes.
"Damn it, I can't reach it, I, I'll give you a lung!"
In the center of the boss hall, Gu Yue Wendao was in a stealth state, and he desperately reached out, trying to get the small black box two meters in front of him. It was the player's pager in "Magic Moon". Player chat, audio and other communication are all realized by this pager.
When he fell just now, Gu Yue Wendao's pager also fell out together, and fell to a place that he couldn't reach.
The cowhide belt around his waist was hanging on a tree branch, and he couldn't get rid of it at all. The skunk king behind him was still farting. Although he couldn't see the Gu Yue Wen Dao in the stealth state, the skunk king could feel it. There is a threat to the space that belongs to you at this moment.
It didn't stop at all, the skunk king's stinky fart just kept on going.In fact, the Skunk King didn't know that the Gu Yue Wen Dao was right in front of him right now.
"Damn it, you still put, hit, hit,,, hit your lungs." While taking medicine hard to maintain his blood volume, Gu Yue Wendao was still desperately reaching out, trying to get the lungs in front of him. Get the pager back, and contact Xia Tian and others to come in and rescue him.But no matter how Gu Yue Wen Dao tried to probe, the pager was always out of reach.
Gradually, a cyan color appeared on Gu Yue Wen Dao's face, the corners of his mouth twitched, and a trace of acidic water began to roll in his stomach, and it seemed that he was going to die.
Gu Yue Wendao was in extreme pain, but outside the boss hall, everyone's dialogue continued, and it had reached a climax at this moment.
Shocked by Wen Xinghui's "Qinyuanchun·Sex", in the poem, Xinghui puts Qin Huang, Han Wu, Tang Zong, Song Zu, and even Genghis Khan's kung fu in bed as worthless, and claims that he is a genius. He is the most obscene person in the ages. Chen Ying from Lei has not recovered from his nerves until now. This is really a prostitution poetry conference. She huddled in a corner and looked at the group of people in front of her. , trembling.
The poetry meeting has been going on for a long time, and now only Xuanwuye and Qianqian Bao'er have not written poems. At this time, it is finally time for Xuanwuye to perform.Clearing his throat, Xuan Wu Ye was ready to write a poem.
Looking at the soybean milk fried dough sticks beside him, Xuanwu Ye pretended to caress his non-existent beard, and laughed cheaply, "Recently, Youtiao has been complaining that Bao Goose doesn't like him, only likes Brother Fei, saying that he doesn't have as many wives Hard work, as a good brother of You Tiao, I have to show him a clear way to get a wife!"
After hearing Xuan Wu Ye's words, everyone in the Caonima family applauded, and even Chen Ying sat up straight again.Could it be that after experiencing so many obscene poems, someone here is finally going to make a relatively normal poem?Wind, flowers, snow and moon are the eternal theme of poetry. Although it is a bit vulgar, it is normal.
Seeing that everyone's attention was attracted to him, Xuan Wuye nodded in satisfaction, stood up, and spoke in a poetic manner.
"It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, and the bachelor fritters want to die, so I asked my wife where I got them, and Brother Zeng pointed to Li Yuchun."
puff! !
As Xuan Wuye's words fell, Chen Ying fell to the ground without any suspense.Originally, Chen Ying thought the first line of this poem was pretty good, after all, it was a famous work, but he didn't expect the second half of this poem to be adapted so evilly.
"it is good!!"
"What a poem!"
"Youtiao and Brother Chun are actually a good match."
"Yeah, Brother Chun has no breasts, but You Tiao has breasts. You two can just communicate."
Unlike Chen Ying, everyone in the Caonima family applauded after hearing this poem.Falling to the ground, Chen Ying looked at the twitching fat on Fatty's fried dough sticks chest, and shook her head helplessly.
"Now there is only Bao Goose left, how about Bao Goose?" Among the crowd, only Qianqian Bao'er was left without writing a poem, looking at Qianqian Bao'er, Xia Tian said aloud.
Smiling calmly, Qianqian Baoer showed a trace of happiness, her small face gently leaned on Brother Fei's shoulder leading the way, looking at Qianqian Baoer's appearance, Chen Ying immediately understood, this Qianqian Baoer I am going to write a poem about Fei Ge leading the way.
Looking at Qianqian Baoer's beautiful face, Chen Ying was puzzled. This Qianqian Baoer is very beautiful, but Fei Ge leading the way looks like a Goubuli Baozi who has been run over by a truck more than [-] times. together?And from the looks of it, this Qianqian Baoer also likes Brother Fei to lead the way.Maybe Qianqian Baoer will reveal their emotional experience in this poem.
Just as everyone was waiting expectantly for Qianqian Baoer to write a poem, a weak voice suddenly came from their ears.
"God, Brother Tian, help me, help me."
Hearing this voice, everyone immediately felt a sense of disappointment. At the most critical moment, the Gu Yue Wendao who had just landed in the boss's room and did not come out sent a message.
"What's the matter?" With a black face, Xia Tian spoke out in a somewhat unkind manner.Today, Gu Yue Wendao first moved things that shouldn't be moved without authorization, and led the boss out, and now he came out to interrupt the poetry meeting at a critical moment, Xia Tian was naturally upset.
It is impossible for Gu Yuewendao to know Xia Tian's emotions at this moment, and now he is almost unconscious, and finally got the pager in his hand, and contacted Xia Tian, Gu Yuewendao panicked, "God , Brother Tian, I'm stuck here, I haven't been out, the pager fell off, and I can't find you, this boss has been farting, I, I can't take it anymore, you hurry up and find a way!"
"You find a way yourself." With a disdainful snort, Xia Tian said.
They were already smoked to the point of unconsciousness. Gu Yuewendao pinned all his hopes on Xia Tian, but he didn't want to finally get the pager, but when Xia Tian's answer came, Gu Yuewendao's heart immediately Get flustered.
"I, what can I think of, Brother Tian, you can't do this." In the audio, Gu Yue Wen Dao's screams continued, and the boss's farting sound could even be heard in the screams .
"Stay there by yourself, when the boss's fart is weak and asks us to go in, I will cut off your audio first." With a cold smile, Xia Tian spoke out without emotion.
After hearing Xia Tian's words, Gu Yue Wen Dao immediately panicked beyond measure, "Brother Tian, you can't do this, listen to me, Brother Tian, hey, hey, your mother is forcing you!"
click!
Regardless of Gu Yue Wen Dao's screams, Xia Tian resolutely cut off Gu Yue Wen Dao's right to speak in the team.
Just as Gu Yue Wendao touched the bead, the small pit where the bead was originally placed vibrated immediately, and the boss Skunk King on the second floor immediately jumped out.
After being smoked by the skunk king's fart, Gu Yuewendao's brain immediately went into a daze. Although his brain was not very clear, Gu Yuewendao still maintained the level that a master should have. He released his stealth and was ready to run back.
Who would have thought that just after taking a step, he would trip over the gravel under his feet, and his body would still be stuck in a pile of miscellaneous bushes.
"Damn it, I can't reach it, I, I'll give you a lung!"
In the center of the boss hall, Gu Yue Wendao was in a stealth state, and he desperately reached out, trying to get the small black box two meters in front of him. It was the player's pager in "Magic Moon". Player chat, audio and other communication are all realized by this pager.
When he fell just now, Gu Yue Wendao's pager also fell out together, and fell to a place that he couldn't reach.
The cowhide belt around his waist was hanging on a tree branch, and he couldn't get rid of it at all. The skunk king behind him was still farting. Although he couldn't see the Gu Yue Wen Dao in the stealth state, the skunk king could feel it. There is a threat to the space that belongs to you at this moment.
It didn't stop at all, the skunk king's stinky fart just kept on going.In fact, the Skunk King didn't know that the Gu Yue Wen Dao was right in front of him right now.
"Damn it, you still put, hit, hit,,, hit your lungs." While taking medicine hard to maintain his blood volume, Gu Yue Wendao was still desperately reaching out, trying to get the lungs in front of him. Get the pager back, and contact Xia Tian and others to come in and rescue him.But no matter how Gu Yue Wen Dao tried to probe, the pager was always out of reach.
Gradually, a cyan color appeared on Gu Yue Wen Dao's face, the corners of his mouth twitched, and a trace of acidic water began to roll in his stomach, and it seemed that he was going to die.
Gu Yue Wendao was in extreme pain, but outside the boss hall, everyone's dialogue continued, and it had reached a climax at this moment.
Shocked by Wen Xinghui's "Qinyuanchun·Sex", in the poem, Xinghui puts Qin Huang, Han Wu, Tang Zong, Song Zu, and even Genghis Khan's kung fu in bed as worthless, and claims that he is a genius. He is the most obscene person in the ages. Chen Ying from Lei has not recovered from his nerves until now. This is really a prostitution poetry conference. She huddled in a corner and looked at the group of people in front of her. , trembling.
The poetry meeting has been going on for a long time, and now only Xuanwuye and Qianqian Bao'er have not written poems. At this time, it is finally time for Xuanwuye to perform.Clearing his throat, Xuan Wu Ye was ready to write a poem.
Looking at the soybean milk fried dough sticks beside him, Xuanwu Ye pretended to caress his non-existent beard, and laughed cheaply, "Recently, Youtiao has been complaining that Bao Goose doesn't like him, only likes Brother Fei, saying that he doesn't have as many wives Hard work, as a good brother of You Tiao, I have to show him a clear way to get a wife!"
After hearing Xuan Wu Ye's words, everyone in the Caonima family applauded, and even Chen Ying sat up straight again.Could it be that after experiencing so many obscene poems, someone here is finally going to make a relatively normal poem?Wind, flowers, snow and moon are the eternal theme of poetry. Although it is a bit vulgar, it is normal.
Seeing that everyone's attention was attracted to him, Xuan Wuye nodded in satisfaction, stood up, and spoke in a poetic manner.
"It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, and the bachelor fritters want to die, so I asked my wife where I got them, and Brother Zeng pointed to Li Yuchun."
puff! !
As Xuan Wuye's words fell, Chen Ying fell to the ground without any suspense.Originally, Chen Ying thought the first line of this poem was pretty good, after all, it was a famous work, but he didn't expect the second half of this poem to be adapted so evilly.
"it is good!!"
"What a poem!"
"Youtiao and Brother Chun are actually a good match."
"Yeah, Brother Chun has no breasts, but You Tiao has breasts. You two can just communicate."
Unlike Chen Ying, everyone in the Caonima family applauded after hearing this poem.Falling to the ground, Chen Ying looked at the twitching fat on Fatty's fried dough sticks chest, and shook her head helplessly.
"Now there is only Bao Goose left, how about Bao Goose?" Among the crowd, only Qianqian Bao'er was left without writing a poem, looking at Qianqian Bao'er, Xia Tian said aloud.
Smiling calmly, Qianqian Baoer showed a trace of happiness, her small face gently leaned on Brother Fei's shoulder leading the way, looking at Qianqian Baoer's appearance, Chen Ying immediately understood, this Qianqian Baoer I am going to write a poem about Fei Ge leading the way.
Looking at Qianqian Baoer's beautiful face, Chen Ying was puzzled. This Qianqian Baoer is very beautiful, but Fei Ge leading the way looks like a Goubuli Baozi who has been run over by a truck more than [-] times. together?And from the looks of it, this Qianqian Baoer also likes Brother Fei to lead the way.Maybe Qianqian Baoer will reveal their emotional experience in this poem.
Just as everyone was waiting expectantly for Qianqian Baoer to write a poem, a weak voice suddenly came from their ears.
"God, Brother Tian, help me, help me."
Hearing this voice, everyone immediately felt a sense of disappointment. At the most critical moment, the Gu Yue Wendao who had just landed in the boss's room and did not come out sent a message.
"What's the matter?" With a black face, Xia Tian spoke out in a somewhat unkind manner.Today, Gu Yue Wendao first moved things that shouldn't be moved without authorization, and led the boss out, and now he came out to interrupt the poetry meeting at a critical moment, Xia Tian was naturally upset.
It is impossible for Gu Yuewendao to know Xia Tian's emotions at this moment, and now he is almost unconscious, and finally got the pager in his hand, and contacted Xia Tian, Gu Yuewendao panicked, "God , Brother Tian, I'm stuck here, I haven't been out, the pager fell off, and I can't find you, this boss has been farting, I, I can't take it anymore, you hurry up and find a way!"
"You find a way yourself." With a disdainful snort, Xia Tian said.
They were already smoked to the point of unconsciousness. Gu Yuewendao pinned all his hopes on Xia Tian, but he didn't want to finally get the pager, but when Xia Tian's answer came, Gu Yuewendao's heart immediately Get flustered.
"I, what can I think of, Brother Tian, you can't do this." In the audio, Gu Yue Wen Dao's screams continued, and the boss's farting sound could even be heard in the screams .
"Stay there by yourself, when the boss's fart is weak and asks us to go in, I will cut off your audio first." With a cold smile, Xia Tian spoke out without emotion.
After hearing Xia Tian's words, Gu Yue Wen Dao immediately panicked beyond measure, "Brother Tian, you can't do this, listen to me, Brother Tian, hey, hey, your mother is forcing you!"
click!
Regardless of Gu Yue Wen Dao's screams, Xia Tian resolutely cut off Gu Yue Wen Dao's right to speak in the team.
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