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"Respected leaders, guests, and friends, today is a memorable day. With the support of Chrysanthemum Daily, the much-anticipated interview column 'Chrysanthemum Terrace' will finally be broadcast today!" When the words came, bursts of applause and applause immediately came from below.

The Chrysanthemum Daily has now become the seasoning of everyone’s life. Originally, when this newspaper first came out, everyone just wanted to read some gossip. Highlighted its own characteristics.The daily commentary on current affairs is humorous and witty, adding some simple jokes, commenting on major events inside and outside the game, and the entry point is fresh and lively. Now, ordering the Chrysanthemum Daily has become an indispensable seasoning in the lives of players.

"What? What kind of clothes do you think I am wearing?"

"What? You ask who is today's guest?"

Listening to the noise of the audience below, the shopkeeper in Beijing put his palms next to his ears and asked with raised eyebrows.

After some inquiring, the shopkeeper in Beijing straightened up and touched his fluffy clothes. The shopkeeper in Beijing said, "The reason why we wear such clothes today is entirely because of our guests."

guest?Is it a grass mud horse?After hearing the words of the big shopkeeper in Beijing, the audience below were immediately aroused in interest.

Seeing that the effect had been achieved, the shopkeeper in Beijing immediately straightened his body.

"Let us welcome our guests today with warm cheers, guests from the distant and mysterious Caonima Gobi. This is a pair of legendary couples. Their reputation is known to everyone in the northern Shaanxi area of ​​China. ,they are,,,,"

"Suave and suave, the jade tree is facing the wind, with sores on the head, pus on the soles of the feet, known as the little whirlwind on the bed, who can do things in less than a minute—— Brother Fei leads the way!"

"And the beauty is so effervescent that the gods will fall when they see her, who claims to be robbed when she goes out, pisses wet shoes, poops and picks torn paper, farts and poops——— Qianqian Baoer!"

Hahaha!

Hahahaha!

As soon as the introductory words of the shopkeeper in Beijing came out, the entire studio immediately burst into laughter, and the audience staggered one by one, clutching their stomachs.

The situation on Chen Ying's side is not much better. Although everyone is the elite of the major trade unions, they can't help laughing at this moment, but these people laugh more forbearingly. Even Beiwu-Zhan The two thousand-year-old ice bumps, Tian and Kuangshen, had a smile on their lips, and Jiao Er, who was beside Chen Ying, was even trembling, leaning against Chen Ying's body with her stomach in her hands.

As soon as the introduction was over, Brother Fei led the way and Qianqian Bao'er walked up arm in arm. When everyone in the studio saw the well-dressed Qianqian Bao'er, they immediately felt amazed. Qianqian Bao'er passed by today. Special grooming, wearing a white fairy clothes, looks pure and moving.

Seeing Brother Fei leading the way beside Qianqian Baoer, everyone's eyes immediately fell.This couple is really too weird, right?

"My God!? What did I see, angels and demons?"

"Extreme loli and obscene uncle?"

"I'd better call the police as soon as possible. Bao'er's family must be looking for her urgently."

Seeing this pairing, the audience below immediately became agitated. In fact, the reaction of these people was similar to Chen Yingchu's reaction when he saw this pair.

"Yan Ash, these two people are really a couple? You didn't lie to me, did you?" At this time, Jiao'er next to Chen Ying couldn't help asking, knowing that Chen Ying and everyone in the Caomuma family were friends, and the others also turned to her. Chen Ying saw it.

"Uh,,, they are basically a couple, and they have a very good relationship." Often playing together, Chen Ying is used to seeing these two people being inseparable.

"Helpless! It's unreasonable!" After hearing Chen Ying's words, Shengtang-Yanyun immediately expressed emotion. He had to say that a girl like Qianqian Bao'er was exactly the type he liked, but a flower fell like this On the cow dung on the Hulun Buir Prairie.

The studio hall was chaotic due to the appearance of two people, and the shopkeeper in Beijing hurriedly pressed his hands to signal everyone to be quiet.

"Next, there is another handsome guy on the stage. He is the one who witnessed the love story of the two protagonists today. He is also the patriarch of the grass mud horse Gobi family. He who dares to herd grass mud horses is a combination of bravery, wisdom and love. Come out with a handsome guy———I miss that summer!"

Hearing the long title, the audience below were shocked immediately, but instead, Qing Tian Youran, who was next to the shopkeeper in Beijing, said, "Also, let me add that he wrote this introduction himself, and commissioned it to We said so."

"taro!!!"

"Go down!"

"Megalomaniac!"

Listening to Qing Tian leisurely saying that the introduction was written by Xia Tian himself, the audience below booed immediately.

"Thank you, thank you all for your support." Facing the boos of the audience, Xia Tian himself didn't care. He clasped his fists and saluted, while walking up, found the seat of his special guest and sat down.

"This guy is very skilled, including Brother Fei who leads the way and Qianqian Bao'er, but why are you so shameless?" Among the team, Qin Ziying, who had cooperated with the Caomuma family, immediately asked.

"I don't know, these people are not normal, and I'm not sure about their tone." Shaking her head helplessly, Chen Ying sighed.

At this time, the program in the studio hall had already started, and everyone immediately turned their attention to it.

After a couple of giggles, the shopkeeper in Beijing raised the first question, "Hey, I would like to ask Miss Qianqian Bao'er about this question. Excuse me, how did the two of you get together? At the beginning, who chased who?" ?”

After hearing this question, everyone's attention immediately focused on it.

Before Qianqian Bao'er could answer, Brother Fei led the way and said immediately, "Hey hey, shopkeeper, you should have such eyesight. Back then, to be honest, it was just three characters long, so handsome! She chased me I!"

As soon as Fei Ge's leading answer came out, the audience in the entire studio was stunned immediately, and the players who were watching the program through the subscription channel were also stunned.Seeing Fei Ge leading the way with the face that was driven back and forth by the truck more than thirty times, everyone's expressions were dull.

"Brother Tian? Is this the truth?" Knowing that Xia Tian knew everything about the two of them, the shopkeeper in Beijing immediately asked.

"Well, the facts are like this. At the beginning, Bao'e Goose was indeed chasing Saofei backwards, and he pursued it unremittingly for more than two years. There is no doubt about this." Xia Tian nodded with affirmation.

puff!

puff!

As soon as Xia Tian's words fell, the entire studio hall, including the audience watching the show, vomited blood and fell to the ground one by one.

Just when everyone was depressed, Qianqian Baoer beside Brother Fei suddenly burst into tears, "Actually, I couldn't help it. At that time, he insisted on making me pursue him. If I didn't pursue him, he would look at me. And he Good or bad, I chased him for more than two years before he agreed, I sent flowers and chocolates every day, and I was bankrupt! I was forced, you must make decisions for me!"

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I heard from a book friend that Xia Tian's book has been suspected of making up words recently, and the quality has declined.

In fact, the quality has declined, Xia Tian admits it, it’s really useless to talk too much, because I have explained it several times, Xia Tian’s health has been bad recently, and the manuscript pressure on him is very high, the year is approaching, and he has to prepare to go home to accompany his parents During the Chinese New Year, there are still a few important classmates to meet. I really wish I could be broken into two halves. Who can be okay in this world?

Maybe everyone will think I'm hypocritical when I say this, but I still want to say that I won't cheat my readers of money by making up words. Maybe everyone doesn't know how much I cherish you all.Cherish every one of my book friends.

Hooligans never get stuck on word count, you can compare this point, and then look, how many books with three points of a thousand words are still available in the entire Reading Network?It's very few, if Xia Tian also ordered a thousand characters and four cents, the money earned now would be more than half, but did Xia Tian do this?So, please believe me, I won't do things like collecting words to cheat money. My writing is not good recently because of my condition and health. I'm sorry for everyone in Xia Tian.

I won’t say much else, I will report back to everyone, probably around NO.15 next month.From then on, the update of the gangster will be brought up.

In addition, the quality of the book, Xia Tian will try his best to improve.Please believe that I definitely cherish each of my book friends more than you imagined. After reading the recent comments in the book review area, I really feel a feeling that cannot be added.I will work hard!

ps: In addition, my good friend Fei Ge leads the way to get married, and it is the writer Fei Ge who leads the way. Of course, the bride is not Qianqian Baoer.

Please go to the new book Nimai Tianjiao led by Brother Fei and send a message of congratulations, remember to write, and together with Xia Tian, ​​I wish Sao Fei a happy wedding.