Miss, you are my future wife

Chapter 134 Have a Good Summer Vacation
Xiao Yao was taken aback, and subconsciously looked in the direction of the sound source, and saw Shen Jie sitting in the corner of the room, her trouser waist tucked below her knees, and she was sitting on a tall enamel spittoon Barking.

Then, he picked up the small bench at hand and smashed it straight.

Seeing that he couldn't dodge in time, even if he dodged, the bench would inevitably damage the flowers and plants, so Xiao Yao had no choice but to reach out and grab the bench.Even so, the palm still hurts from being smashed.

Then, Xiao Yao turned around holding the bench, turned his back to the girl, put the bench on the ground, and squatted down with his head in his arms: "Stop throwing the murder weapon around, I'm sorry I didn't mean it!"

"Get out!" the girl screamed.

"Your father is here! Zhang Zhengkai is here too!" Xiao Yao shouted.

The girl was stunned: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Xiao Yao continued to turn his back to the girl, and briefly told her about his experience of meeting Shen Jie's father after he came back from school.

"The one who came after three o'clock was not you, but my dad?" After hearing this, Shen Jie murmured to herself in a daze.

"What do you mean?" Xiao Yao asked her.

"At three o'clock, we cleaned up our things and prepared to evacuate. When I heard the doorbell, I thought it was you coming back, so I ran back to the mirror." Shen Jie recalled: "If you didn't come home until after four o'clock, Yes, then the one I almost ran into was my dad?"

"What does it mean to clean up and prepare to evacuate?" Xiao Yao was surprised and angry: "Are you still planning to pack up and run away while I go to school?"

"Huh?" Shen Jie said.

Wait, she said "We... are going to withdraw", and Shen Tianyun couldn't leave, so she was talking about withdrawing to the mirror instead of leaving her home?
"When you say withdraw, do you mean withdraw to this room?" Xiao Yao asked her.

"Are you crazy, or else?" Shen Jie also understood Xiao Yao's meaning: "Why, if I really want to leave, are you going to tie me up with a rope?"

"Well," Xiao Yao nodded and teased her, "I'm going to imprison you in the basement and take good care of you so that you can't leave me for the rest of your life."

"..."

"No wonder he thought you were hiding in the cabinet, he must have seen something when he entered the door." Xiao Yao said to himself.

"What do you say he saw?"

"No, no." Xiao Yao didn't want to elaborate on his guesses about Shen Jie's father, because even if he guessed everything right, Shen Jie would definitely be angry with herself—that was her own father.

"What about now, they're all gone?" Shen Jie's voice continued to come from behind Xiao Yao, accompanied by the voice of taking out the straw paper from the straw paper bag.

"Yes, they're all gone. Why didn't you block the door this time?" Xiao Yao asked.

"I'm stuck. I just remembered that the hairpin was left in the closet over there, so I went to get it."

"You don't leave an inch of grass." Xiao Yao teased.

In fact, it’s not like leaving nothing behind, at least he left the socks in the sewing box for him to masturbate.

Xiao Yao secretly rejoiced in his heart, if Shen Jie hadn't made some noise with the hairpin, he might not be able to pass the test of his father-in-law.

"Just don't leave a single blade of grass, and draw a clear line with you—you can go out and take a look later," Shen Jie ordered: "See if there is anyone else, watching secretly in the corridor or alley."

"Obey, my wife!" Xiao Yao said.

The sound of the spittoon lid touching the spittoon came from behind, and with this sound, the peculiar smell in the room was also reduced a lot.

"I can't live in this place." Shen Jie didn't know whether she was talking to Xiao Yao or talking to herself.

At least, she still acquiesced in the title of "wife and lord", Xiao Yao thought.

Then, Xiao Yao heard the soft sound of the elastic band after he lifted his trousers up: "Are you ready? Can I turn around now?"

"No," Shen Jie told him, "Just stand there and don't move."

"Okay, okay," Xiao Yao raised his hand as a sign of surrender: "I just wanted to say, when I go down to investigate, I will pour it out for you by the way."

"You don't need to be courteous here!" the girl shouted, "Did you... just... saw me just now?"

D?What's the meaning?Of course I saw you.

Oh, Xiao Yao quickly realized what Shen Jie meant by "seeing me".

"I see, what's the matter?" Xiao Yao deliberately replied in a casual tone.

In fact, he saw a fart, and in that moment of surprise, he only remembered that Shen Jie's two thighs were really white, and he saw nothing else, but he deliberately lied to her and said "I saw it".

"You——! Go to hell!" Shen Jie's voice sounded furious.

Xiao Yao thought to himself, if you see it, you will see it, you have touched it last night...

However, he felt that her anger might be real, so he closed his mouth tightly.

The air froze for about seven or eight seconds, and then Xiao Yao heard the voice of the girl sitting on the bed: "How is the school?"

"Wait for me." Xiao Yao said and ran back to 2004, bringing the copy of the agreement to 2034.

"Make-up exam? Similarity? How many things do you still keep from me?" After reading the copy of the agreement, Shen Jie put it on the bed.

Since Shen Jie left without saying goodbye this morning, Xiao Yao was finally able to see her face again.

Her eyes were a little swollen, and it seemed that what Shen Tianyun said about "crying all the time" was probably true.

The girl didn't wear her nightdress today, but a pair of pajama pants with wide legs.

At this moment, Shen Jie was putting a crystal clear bare foot on the bed, carelessly trimming her own toenails with a nail clipper, making "click" and "click" sounds in the silent air.

Xiao Yao looked a little dazed.

"Speak?!" Shen Jie shouted impatiently.

Is this the true temper of a woman in Shanghai?Xiao Yao thought.

"I solemnly promise you that I will never hide anything from you for the rest of my life," Xiao Yao said, "The same things as exams, it's like this..."

……

"I said why your class teacher is so strict, I think you are a black sheep." Shen Jie finally finished cutting her toenails, piled all the cut nails on the copy of the agreement, and then started scratching herself instep.

"What's wrong with your feet?" Xiao Yao asked her with concern.

"It's nothing, just a little itchy all of a sudden." Shen Jie replied casually.

"Could it be athlete's foot?" Xiao Yao grinned.

"How can it be—" Shen Jie suddenly raised her head: "It's possible! It's all your fault that you always make me wear socks to get wet, and keep me wearing wet socks!"

"? How is it possible? I'm just joking," Xiao Yao hurriedly said, "Beautiful girls don't get athlete's foot."

"You better hope I'm not! Otherwise you're dead!" Shen Jie continued to scratch her instep: "You're really good at it, and you won't even get the first place when you're a scumbag cheating, and you don't even understand cheating."

"No matter how you say it's cheating, it doesn't matter how you learn it, as long as you know it, you know it."

"Getting something for nothing is cheating. Are you sure about making up the exam? Let me tell you, Xiao Yao, if you don't even get a high school diploma, I won't let Tian Yun recognize you as a father. It's not shameful enough."

"There must be no problem with the exam. If he has the ability to break the symbiosis, maybe I have to thank him."

"Cut, that's all right, as long as you have the numbers in the exam," Shen Jie muttered, "It would be the best thing to solve it so easily—but even if you pass this time, your homeroom teacher won't let you Fortunately, he will definitely give you small shoes to wear."

"I've also thought about this section," Xiao Yao told her, "But let's discuss with Director Lin after the make-up exam is over, about transferring classes."

"... If there is nothing else, you can go." Shen Jie issued an order to evict the guest.

"I also want to cut my toenails." Xiao Yao didn't move.

As soon as Shen Jie raised her hand, she threw the nail clippers over and drew a parabola in the low air, Xiao Yao quickly reached out to catch it.

If it was yesterday, she would have cut her toenails with her own hands, but as for today... People need to be sensible.

"Where's the plate you had for lunch? I took it to wash." Xiao Yao turned his head and looked at the empty dining table.

"I don't need you, I have a filial daughter." Shen Jie said.

"Is the shredded pork with green pepper delicious?" Xiao Yao asked her.

"A burnt smell, far worse than last time." Shen Jie frowned slightly.

Xiao Yao felt relieved: Shen Jie still ate the dishes she cooked, which is a good sign.

"Then... what do you want to eat tonight? I'll cook it for you."

"No, thank you," Shen Jie said, "I made an agreement with my daughter, she will buy the hottest super macaron in 2034 today, I will save my stomach."

"What is a macaron? Is it for me?"

"Yes and no."

……

He continued to pester for a while, and then said embarrassingly: "Then... I'll go there first?"

"Goodbye." Shen Jie lowered her head.

Xiao Yao hesitated for a few seconds, then suddenly strode forward and reached out to hug his wife.

The girl stretched out her right hand like lightning and pressed it against his chest, her strength was astonishing and her face was stern.

The boy sighed, picked up the copy of the agreement, and picked up the spittoon that the girl had used: "I'll pour it for you."

Having said that, he took the spittoon and walked towards Shen Tianyun's closet.

"Xiao Yao." The girl stopped him again from behind.

"Ah."

"When you empty the spittoon, pay attention to looking for my dad's secret whistle, and don't let them find out that you are looking for them." Shen Jie reminded him.

"I want both, you said it," Xiao Yao replied bluntly, "I'll take care of myself."

"Also," Shen Jie thought for a while and said, "Can you find something for me?"

"what is this?"

"Ah, that's right." Before Shen Jie could say what she was looking for, she clapped her palms together and thought of another thing: "Put down the spittoon first, and when it's over..."

--split line--

Back in 2004, Xiao Yao did not turn on the lights, and gently dumped these clipped nails into the trash can in the dim light, as if he was not throwing trash, but placing some collections.

These nails are crystal clear and curved, like a crescent moon, very cute.

Then, he took out the small flashlight that Shen Jie gave him, held up that small light, and searched every corner of the room in the darkness.

After checking repeatedly, he returned to 2034 and reported to Shen Jie: "No camera was found."

"sure?"

"I've searched seven or eight times."

"it is good."

After going out and emptying the spittoon, he changed his clothes and walked around the alley several times. He basically didn't see any suspicious faces. Instead, he ate his fill of snacks for cover—thanks to my father-in-law for prepaying operating expenses.

However, it was hard to say that the night was dark and windy.

From an optimistic point of view, the most dangerous place is the safest place, especially after being swept a round.

However, after all, it is impossible to be 100% sure that the old man has given up, and we still have to be careful when sailing for thousands of years.

With a heavy heart, he knocked on the wooden door of a neighbor's house, a junior high school student.

"Brother Xiao Yao?" It happened to be that child who opened the door.

The child's height is similar to that of Shen Jie. He just entered the first grade of junior high school this year and will be promoted to the second grade of junior high school in the second half of the year.

When Gao Yi first came to Shanghai, Xiao Yao often came to his house to play Super Mario and Contra together, but he seldom came back after clearing the customs.

Xiao Yao entered the room, sat on the sofa next to the dining table for 10 minutes, exchanged pleasantries for 10 minutes, politely declined the kind invitation of the other party's mother "would you like to stay and have dinner together", holding a bag of Old clothes are out the door.

mission completed.

When he got home, he cleaned up the huge pile of cigarette butts on the floor, threw them into the trash can, and went to the next room with the bag of old clothes in his arms.

Shen Tianyun has already returned, and the mother and daughter are sitting around the dining table, sharing... So this is the so-called super macaron?They were talking and laughing while eating, having fun and the scene was very warm.

"I really don't have my share?" Xiao Yao's eyes widened.

Shen Jie rolled her eyelids and wanted to say something, but she didn't say anything in the end.

"Yes, yes." Shen Tianyun put down the macaron in his hand, and lifted an upside-down plate: "I was late in line today, and I almost didn't get it, so I bought this one in the end. I left half of her portion for you..."

"Stop talking nonsense, why don't you lie to your face, kid?" Shen Jie scolded, then turned to Xiao Yao and said, "Tianyun bought you more."

"I can show you the receipt!" Shen Tianyun shouted.

"That's the leftovers that I don't think are tasty!" Shen Jie panicked.

Xiao Yao probably understood. He sat at the table and put his hands together: "Thank you, wife! I've started it—do you only eat dessert at night?"

"No, there are hamburgers." Shen Tianyun bent down and took another paper bag from under the table: "Convenient, delicious, and fast."

After the family finished their dinner, Xiao Yao picked up the bag of clothes borrowed from a junior high school student and urged Shen Jie to try on.

"You go out first." Shen Jie ordered.

"I'll turn around and not look at you." Xiao Yao faced the wall.

"Why are you so annoying..." Shen Jie let out a "tsk".

"Please don't leave me alone in the cold darkness on the other side!"

"...Rogue." Shen Jie muttered, but she still changed into the uniform Xiao Yao brought back.

"Our father said that in the past, people like me would have been shot for hooliganism," Xiao Yao said.

"My dad is really right—well, turn around." Shen Jie put the emphasis on "my dad".

Xiao Yao turned around and looked up and down at Shen Jie in front of him.

This is a uniform summer uniform for junior high school students in the magic city, white short-sleeved top, dark pants, regardless of gender, uniform color and style-it can be seen everywhere on the streets in summer.

Xiao Yao's DNA moved a bit, why is she so cute no matter what she wears?

In order to do a full set of acting, Xiao Yao also borrowed two red scarves for her—at this time, the girl was clumsily tying the red scarf on her chest: "Why...how did you tie it? I forgot."

(Note: Unlike other regions in China, junior high school students in Shanghai will also wear red scarves)

"You're so stupid, I'll do it." Shen Tianyun stepped forward and helped Shen Jie tie the red scarf.

"Does it look like it?" Shen Jie asked Shen Tianyun with open arms and turned around.

"It's pretty, it's really pretty." Xiao Yao said.

"Who asked if you look good? Do you look like a junior high school student?" Shen Jie said fiercely.

"Like, so much like, this dress really fits." Xiao Yao said.

"It's like coming out of a period drama, Jue Jue Zi!" Shen Tianyun clapped his palms together: "Xiao Yao, get me a set too!"

Xiao Yao smiled dryly, and was perfunctory to his daughter, but Shen Jie opened the wardrobe door and looked left and right in the floor-to-ceiling mirror.

This level of camouflage seems far from "secure".

Do you want to wrap your chest around and dress up like a boy?

This hairstyle is considered short for women and too long for men.

Otherwise, go and fix it tomorrow?But Xiao Yao is going to groan again, and promised him to grow longer...

etc?I control him to death?

In fact, for Shen Jie, she can also feel that since Xiao Yao came back to eat macarons together, the atmosphere has become a little more relaxed.

It seems that, inexplicably, it has returned to the rhythm of a happy family of three.

However, the hurdle in Shen Jie's heart has not passed, and even if it has passed, she does not want to let him go so quickly and easily.

If you quarrel in the morning and reconcile in the evening, my eldest lady doesn't want to lose face?
It's like when a couple quarrels, one party says a witty remark, the other party can't help but want to laugh, but a smile will break the work and enter the rhythm of reconciliation, so I have to put my teeth against the roof of my mouth and hold myself back.

So, Shen Jie put on a very unhappy face and said: "What are you still doing here? Go home, good night."

"That..." Xiao Yao scratched his head.

"Let's go!" Shen Jie said angrily.

"Little Daddy," Shen Tianyun persuaded, "Space, space."

Xiao Yao was rushed back to his room with a depressed face, not knowing what to do for a moment.

Sure enough, I am still very disappointed.

For a while, he has gotten used to the mode of Shen Jie being by his side at all times, and now he has returned to the state of being alone, ah no, alone and sleepless, and he really needs to get used to it again.

Last night, tonight, in less than 24 hours, the treatment really... fell from the sky to the ground.

No matter what, one should still be optimistic, after all, things are still developing in a good direction, Xiao Yao thought.

At least Shen Jie didn't mention the word "break up".

At least, I thought I would be stuck outside the mirror for 3-7 days and not be able to see Shen Jie, but in the end I had a family dinner with the three of them that night, and Shen Jie could talk to me well.

...Let's just talk nicely, right?

At least her attitude is much better than those girls who refused to confess their confession before?
Forget it, don't think about it, take your time.

The pressure from Song Haijian and the sudden onslaught of Mount Tai may appear to be crises and pressure on the surface, but from another perspective, it may also have given him and Shen Jie the centripetal force to... push them together again?
Where there is persecution, there is unity and resistance.

Shen Jie has always been concerned about her school and exams, and the pressure from Mount Tai gave her the opportunity to cooperate with Shen Jie, and also gave herself a reason to re-enter the room on the other side of the mirror.

If it wasn't for such a big awkward situation, she wouldn't have moved herself and all her personal belongings to Shen Tianyun's room, then she would be caught by Taishan today, and she is probably bound to Zhang Zhengkai's now On the wedding bed?

Well, probably not so fast.

In short, it should be considered a good result now.

As the old saying goes, blessings come with misfortunes, and misfortunes depend on blessings. Today's various changes and turning points are the best embodiment.

Thinking wildly like this, Xiao Yao calmed himself down, washed his buttocks and feet with boiling water, and lay down on the bed.

Grass, what is hard and cool on your back?

A... kitchen knife?

Thanks to this knife I lay flat on the bed.

With bare feet, Xiao Yao ran tremblingly to the soap flakes, and hung up the knife again.

Sure enough, it's too early to go to bed now, shouldn't I go to the next door to watch a movie with my wife and children while we're on the bed?

How about calling Yu Luying and chatting?Xiao Yao was bored flipping through the phone's address book, crossing Yu Luying's name, and then Zhao Xiaomei's name.

Forget it, let's do the summer homework.

Xiao Yao was taken aback by his own thought, am I so bored?
For such a long time, it was the first time that I took the initiative to write homework, and I did my summer homework at the beginning of the summer vacation.

This kind of thing...

Sure enough, I still need to practice and adjust my condition to take the make-up exam three days later.

Xiao Yao found the book "Have a Good Summer Vacation", which is a very long book with a boy and a girl holding hands printed on the cover. Hairtail said that its only function is to make students have a bad summer vacation.

Xiao Yao put "Have a Good Summer Vacation" in front of his nose and took a deep breath, enjoying the fragrance of ink it exudes.

Once upon a time, I especially liked the taste of this new book; once upon a time, I was also a good student...

Thinking about it now, it seems like a lifetime away.

In fact, after the final exam, I rushed to the hospital to accompany Shen Jie, and I didn't receive my summer homework at all.

Song Haijian paid for it himself (probably?) and sent it to his home. Besides "Have a Good Summer Vacation", there are also a lot of materials that Song Haijian added to his classmates—such a thick stack of papers.

Come on, good student Xiao Yao!Let the world see your strength!
Xiao Yao turned to the first page of "Having a Good Summer Vacation", and it turned out to be disgusting mathematics.

But OCD still made him start from the first page.

……

……

What, something seems wrong?

Are you a bit uncertain about these multiple choice questions?
Let's look at the next question first.

In △ABC, the sides opposite to angles A, B, and C are a, b, and c respectively. It is known that a=2√2, b=5, c=√13.
(I) Find the size of angle C

(II) Find the value of sinA;
(III)...

Xiao Yao stared at the blurred eyes, looking at the summer homework in front of him like a book without words, the ink seemed to have turned into little ants, and began to twist and crawl in front of his eyes...

what's the situation?
Xiao Yao pushed away "Have a Good Summer Vacation" and stood up, sat down again, and read the title again.

Still have no idea, those symbols, those formulas seem to be shaking up and down on the paper.

Beads of sweat began to ooze from his forehead.

I joked with Shen Jie just now: "If Song Haijian has the ability to break the symbiosis, maybe I have to thank him."

Is this a prophecy?

Xiao Yao gave up trying to understand the meaning of this set of questions, and dialed Yu Luying's cell phone number with trembling hands.

"Hello?" Yu Luying answered quickly, her voice was clear and sweet: "What's the matter? I didn't ask you to spend more time with Shen..."

Xiao Yao hammered hard on the outside of his right leg, the force was so heavy that his fist and leg bones ached: "Do you feel it?"

"How does it feel?" Yu Luying asked inexplicably, "Did you say you slapped your legs?"

"Slap the leg?" Xiao Yao said anxiously, "I slapped it very hard!"

"No," Yu Luying asked confusedly, "Did you use your strength?"

Xiao Yao pinched the flesh on his stomach again with all his breastfeeding strength: "What about now?"

"You're pinching your belly, it's a little itchy." Yu Luying told him.

(End of this chapter)