Miss, you are my future wife

Chapter 22 Family Dinner
Xiao Yao also knew in his heart that such things as friends are also twisted and not sweet.

After the church meeting, he wanted to go home with Yu Luying in a logical manner, but was stayed behind by Father Yu's "need to discuss something important".

As a result, he was talking nonsense until Yu Luying arrived home almost before letting him go.

When I got home, it was already sunset.

Grandma went to "that old man"'s house, and she saved a little money to go out and eat a bowl of scallion noodles.

Xiao Yao didn't want to eat noodles with scallion oil, because he was depressed after eating too much of that stuff.

Suddenly, he opened the refrigerator.

It's a coincidence because Xiao Yao not only doesn't know how to cook, but also never has ready-made food in the refrigerator.

As usual, the refrigerator is empty, only a few eggs, some bottles and cans, a wilted shallot, a few carrots, half a bag of... er, very small dried shrimp?Yes, it’s called Haimi, and a big bowl of leftover rice.

But this time, Xiao Yao didn't shake his head and close the door—some different thoughts came out from the depths of his mind, and the crap in the refrigerator didn't look so unappetizing anymore.

Soak the dried shrimps in water, dice the radish and cut the green onions into sections, beat the eggs and heat up the oil, fry the eggs first and then the dried shrimps, the vegetables are broken and give birth to rice, lightly turn the shovel and pick again, the seafood fried rice is out of the pan.

Everything seems to have been practiced for more than ten years, and it is a matter of course.

Let's take a look at Yu Luying's culinary skills.

--split line--

Dinner time.

"It's delicious, my wife is so delicious!" Xiao Yao nodded repeatedly while cooking the rice: "The rice I fried is really delicious! This is the taste of home, this is the feeling of happiness!"

"..." Shen Tianyun was a little speechless: "Although it's really okay... But who would eat their own food so full of praise, it's like eating it for the first time, and don't you think it's light?"

"What do you know? Less oil and less salt is healthy. Besides, can't you give me some positive feedback?" Xiao Yao said dissatisfied.

"Okay, okay, I didn't expect you to be so good at cooking at such a young age. You are born to be a son-in-law." Shen Tianyun gave a thumbs up.

Xiao Yao deliberately lowered his face.

Shen Tianyun's indifference at this time made him a little suspicious: whether the elementary school students' composition he saw before was completely a wishful misunderstanding.

Instead of guessing and guessing every day, it would be better to have a showdown head-on. Right now seems to be a good time?

I mean, where do you start cutting in?

"Oh, I was joking..." Shen Tianyun patted Xiao Yao's arm, but the latter shrank his arm.

"Why did you go last night?" Xiao Yao narrowed his eyes, sat upright, and switched to the "stern good father" mode.

"I thought you were more enlightened." Shen Tianyun raised her eyelids, and stretched out her chopsticks to pick up the leftover Orleans chicken wings.

"Whether I'm enlightened or not, you didn't know until today, did you? And if you are enlightened, can you stay away from home all night without asking?"

"What do you mean by not coming home at night? Why don't my classmates sing K together on their birthdays? If you don't participate in group activities, you will be isolated." Shen Tianyun said with a playful smile.

"Who is isolated?" Xiao Yao was hit hard by this counterattack, and she didn't know whether she was on purpose or not: "Cough... Let me say, the color of your hair has been dyed, right?"

"Born, born."

"Put P, ​​Shen Jie and I both have pitch-black hair," Xiao Yao raised a finger: "Are you a genetic mutation? Wash it for me quickly, and read "Rules for Middle School Students" and "Rules of Daily Behavior for Middle School Students" ..."

"It's exciting, isn't it?" Shen Tianyun became a little impatient: "My father never cared about my hair—"

"Your father is here." Xiao Yao pointed his thumb at the tip of his nose and said, "Put your feet down, who did you learn from, and put them on the chair next to you?"

"My mother, what's the matter?" Shen Tianyun still maintained the original sitting posture.

"Your mother is not like that!"

"You don't know her well." Shen Tianyun muttered, rolling her eyes.

"I...don't know her well?" Xiao Yao choked a little.

Shen Tianyun raised her eyebrows, showing an expression of "otherwise?"

"That..." After a few seconds of silence, Xiao Yao picked out the shrimps from the fried rice with some embarrassment: "Tell me, what kind of...wife will Shen Jie be in the future? And more," he paused After a pause, the question was finally asked: "What about my future self?"

"Shen Jie," Shen Tianyun stretched out her chopsticks, and took away the shrimps from Xiao Yao's chopsticks.

Xiao Yao realized that he had broken his merits—how about the strictness that was agreed?
"Why are you so picky!" Xiao Yao reprimanded.

"Actually, my mother is pretty good, but she is too strong with you." Shen Tianyun ignored him and continued to put the shrimp in her mouth: "It's a bit of a one-liner. Sometimes you will complain that she is like a mother or a teacher."

Is this the fate of the son-in-law?For the first time in a week, Xiao Yao felt dissatisfied with this future.

"She was very strict with me when I was young, but later... when I grow up, it will get better." Shen Tianyun continued: "Your words...you are a loving father, you always speak for me and protect me, so Our relationship is still very good.”

"A submissive house husband?" Xiao Yao smiled self-deprecatingly.

"Don't say it so scary, it's not that exaggerated," Shen Tianyun handed over the empty bowl: "Anyway, I won't be like you now, playing tricks and acting like a father is addicted, meddling - help me add a bowl of rice! "

"……Gone!"

"Who are you lying to?" Shen Tianyun stood up holding an empty bowl.

"It's not enough to add me to you." Xiao Yao said, but he didn't stop her: "How much does the little girl's family need to eat? Will it be the Tang Dynasty in 30 years?"

"You don't care about me, I'm growing up!"

"Who is growing up, I don't eat as much as you!"

"Are you a sports student? I want to train, squatting at home like you? I don't know how to cook more."

"Okay," Xiao Yao muttered, "I'm just afraid that you'll be too fat and won't be able to get married—"

"I'm thinner than you," Shen Tianyun snapped, "There are a lot of people chasing me!"

"Really?" Xiao Yao was stunned, smelling a dangerous atmosphere: "You, are you in a relationship? Your birthday classmate, male or female?
"

"Falling in love, can't you?" Shen Tianyun tilted her head mischievously when she came back from the meal.

"I said..." Xiao Yao put the bowl in his hand on the table and sat upright again.

"What are you talking about? Only the state officials are allowed to do this and the common people are not allowed to do so, right?"

"no……"

Suddenly, Shen Tianyun giggled.

She looked at Xiao Yao with eyes wide open, "Hey, Dad, are you jealous?"

"I eat...why am I jealous!" Xiao Yao felt his cheeks burn.

"Okay, I'm kidding you," Shen Tianyun said seriously, "I'm not in a relationship—not yet."

"That's good," Xiao Yao patted himself on the chest: "I was thinking about it later, your mother was justified in being so angry. Who knows if you are with a boy—"

"I really went to KTV with everyone." Shen Tianyun put down her chopsticks and raised her right hand to make an oath.

"It's okay to fall in love," Xiao Yao said earnestly, "but you are a girl, so you must protect yourself."

"Oh~~~~~~~ I understand!" Shen Tianyun spread her palms to Xiao Yao: "Did Shen Jie teach you to say these words? Bring your phone!"

"No! Why show it to you!" Xiao Yao put the phone in his pocket.

"Oh——" Shen Tianyun elongated her tone, as if confirming her guess: "Then don't play with my phone in the future."

"Don't make trouble," Xiao Yao counseled, "After the exam, I still have to write "Three Body"."

"I bought it for you," Shen Tianyun pouted towards the green sofa in her room: "It's a hardcover version!"

"Damn, I really bought it." Xiao Yao turned to look at the sofa: "Thank you."

"Huh~~huh~~~" Shen Tianyun smiled triumphantly.

What about being strict?Xiao Yao secretly sighed in his chest, and gave up the unnecessary struggle.

"Hey, let me tell you carefully." After a moment of silence, Xiao Yao turned his chopsticks around and poked Shen Tianyun's arm.

"Ah."

"You have to consider grandma's feelings, right? If you don't dye your hair back and dress like this, grandma can bear it? She has complained several times, thinking you are a bad girl, and then she will not allow me to associate with you. What should we do?" Xiao Yao said earnestly.

"How am I dressed?" Shen Tianyun looked down at herself in surprise.

"Don't you think the pants are a little too short?" Xiao Yao said helplessly.

"It's not enough to control the head and feet, and now there are pants, right?" Shen Tianyun was a little angry: "Father and classmate, what are you going to say today? Are you going to save the girl who lost her footing?

"It's not me, it's your grandma—"

"Let me tell you, I always wear this when I go to school for training. On such a hot day, I want to run under the playground. My grandma won't hurt her back when she stands and talks—" Shen Tianyun curled her lips: "She is not satisfied, then I won't go to your side, why don't you come to my side?"

You are not taking hard and soft, my daughter classmate.

Xiao Yao clenched his fists under the table and leaned weakly on the back of the chair.

"Huh? Where's the shrimp?"

"Shrimp, you've eaten all the prawns," Xiao Yao said angrily, "You should also eat some vegetables, otherwise you won't grow taller."

"Didn't you eat a bite of vegetables, and you still blame me?" Shen Tianyun put down her chopsticks and stood up.

"This is quite like my daughter." Xiao Yao and Shen Tianyun looked at each other and laughed together.

"Xiao Yao, I'm leaving."

"It's late at night, you have to go out again." Xiao Yao saw Shen Tianyun dig out a pair of trousers in the closet.

"Yes, go to the square dance." Shen Tianyun gestured the pair of pants on her body: "Are these pants long enough, Dad?"

Xiao Yao pretended not to recognize the teasing tone of the word "Dad": "Come back early—square dancing? What kind of old people's hobby is this?"

"What old people, are you out of date?" Shen Tianyun put on her pants and took out a pair of green socks: "The most popular one now is the new fashion of the 30s!"

The trend is indeed a cycle——Seeing Shen Tianyun lightly posing two poses, Xiao Yao thought to himself.

"It means... what kind of socks are you? Why don't you have socks?"

"What?" Shen Tianyun sat on the edge of the bed and pulled the other sock below her ankle: "This is a boat sock, also called an invisible sock. Who wears those long ones now? It's dead."

Xiao Yao said angrily: "I've never seen it before! You are so ugly!"

Shen Tianyun put on her sneakers and stomped her feet lightly: "If you don't expose the sides of the socks, your legs will look long, do you understand?"

"Don't look at your phone when crossing the road, be careful when you go out!" Xiao Yao reminded.

"I know, I know, let's go."

"What a headache..." Xiao Yao held his head in both hands, and lay down on the table: "No, wait, don't I want a showdown?"

(End of this chapter)