Miss, you are my future wife

Chapter 269 Crime, Yu, Punishment

"But you didn't say, 'I've never...'"

"Never means: from the past to the present." Shen Jie quietly said: "If this kid is not lying again?"

It took only half a second for Yu Luying to understand the meaning of Shen Jie's words: "Okay, you actually met an old woman who only met for a day...?"

Xiao Yao: "?"

It's just an old woman, if you say that in front of Shen Jie, has your EQ been eaten by cats?

"Wait, aren't you angry?" Yu Luying turned to Shen Jie again.

"Why should I be angry?" Shen Jie was stunned for a moment, then she smiled gently, squeezed Yu Luying's hand and said, "On the contrary, it means that he won't dislike me because of my old age, does he?"

"This..." Yu Luying was stunned for a moment.

"And ah," Shen Jie winked at Yu Luying, and half-truthfully said: "Silly girl, think about it, in another 30 years, I will be almost 50 years old, and I can still be with a 16-year-old boy... Thinking of this, I am very happy."

Xiao Yao & Yu Luying: "?"

Shen Jie: "Think of it as buying investment and wealth management futures for yourself in advance?"

Yu Luying: "..."

Investment and wealth management futures interjected at this time: "One thing to say, 30 years later, although you are getting older, there is still a certain distance from the color fading."

"There is no ivory in a dog's mouth to shut up." Although Shen Jie's words were a bit harsh, she still had a pleasant smile on her face.

?Isn't what I said a good thing?
"Oh, I'm telling the truth," Xiao Yao emphasized, "You look like you're only in your 30s."

"Then," Shen Jie Mimi smiled, moved closer to Xiao Yao's face, and asked with a mysterious look: "Which one do you prefer, the present me or the future me?"

Without the slightest hesitation, without a half-millisecond response pause, Xiao Yao blurted out: "I like them all!"

"Slippery, don't you want to offend both ends?" Shen Jie narrowed her eyes: "Who taught you this kind of thing? Is it me again?"

"Of course it's my own idea. Uh, I admit, I was a little uneasy before meeting the future you. I'm still not good at dealing with a strict mother." Xiao Yao subconsciously glanced at Yu Luying.

"Cut!" Yu Luying sneered, "What do you think I am doing?"

"It was only after I met her that I realized that what I like is not the body, but the soul in the body. So whether you are old, ugly or fat, you are my favorite person."

What he said was touching, but in front of another woman, it was a little subtle.

"He said it in a nonchalant manner, as if he was very careless. Scumbags are best at this!" Sure enough, Yu Luying made no secret of her jealousy.

Xiao Yao quickly argued: "Shen Jie said the same thing in the future, I did it to prove my sincerity..."

"..." Yu Luying was suddenly at a loss for words, then she turned her face away angrily and fell silent.

"Very good, very good," Shen Jie kneaded Xiao Yao's head into a chicken coop, "A very sincere child, you should practice the truth personally."

Since it wasn't the third woman, Yu Luying calmed down a little bit just now, but after thinking about it carefully, she still felt panicked, as if she had suffered a big loss.

Want to do, want to do something.

"That's not right." Yu Luying seemed to think of something suddenly, and continued to torture Xiao Yao: "When did you—why didn't I feel anything in those two days?"

"Well," Xiao Yao told Yu Luying, "I actually found that when we were in different ages, the symbiosis would temporarily fail..."

"So that's your safe house? Safe house?" Yu Luying sneered.

Xiao Yao: "?"

"Silly girl," Shen Jie came forward with a smile, and grabbed Yu Luying's arm from behind: "The misunderstanding has been clarified, shouldn't I say sorry to Xiao Yao? The thing about pouring wine—"

Yu Luying lowered her head and bit her lower lip tightly.

"No, no, it's a big deal." Xiao Yao quickly said politely.

"Isn't that—" Yu Luying finally raised her head, and bit off the "Q" on the tip of her tongue again: "I don't apologize, why should I apologize to him!"

Yu Luying was indignant, after all, she was still her own bf, and she went to other women without saying a word... and she had to apologize?Bullying honest women? !

Xiao Yao also thought of this level, and said tolerantly again: "Old, wife, don't make her apologize, it's really all right, it's such a small matter."

I wanted to add another sentence, "I am sorry for her", but I was worried about offending Shen Jie, so I didn't say it.

Yu Luying looked at Xiao Yao, her eyes seemed to burst into flames: "Xiao Yao, let's split."

Xiao Yao was startled: "Which song is this from?"

"The reason is that you cheated," Yu Luying accused word by word: "Cheat in all directions."

"As long as it's between the three of us, it's not cheating, right?" Xiao Yao argued.

"Not to mention," Yu Luying agreed: "But, she," the girl pointed to Shen Jie, and then pointed out the French window: "She is not the same thing, not a person!"

"How could this not be a person—" Xiao Yao said anxiously.

"Shen Jie doesn't care, that's her business, but I do." Yu Luying said.

"I'm going to add a word here," Shen Jie said calmly, "Why is 'she' not 'me'?"

"What if it's just Shen Jie from the parallel world?" Yu Luying turned to look at Shen Jie.

"No," Shen Jie told Yu Luying: "Xiao Yao told me that even my memory will gradually synchronize with her original memory. I think this is enough to prove that she and I are the same continuous entity—unless you think Xiao Yao is lying."

"Even if it's not a parallel world, even if it's in this world, the future you are fine, does that mean you are the same person?"

"Why not?"

"Have you ever heard the saying 'One cannot step in the same river twice'? Have you heard of 'The Ship of Ursus'?"

Shen Jie thought seriously: "I seem to have heard it, but I don't seem to have heard it, but I don't know what it means. What exactly do you want to say?"

Xiao Yao explained to Shen Jie: "This sentence was said by the ancient Greek philosopher Heraclitus..."

"I want to say," Yu Luying said loudly, "whether it's the same person or not, he and she haven't married yet, it's a serious crime—are you two fellow Taoists?"

Shen Jie thought to herself, is this the little nun mode?But she said for Xiao Yao, no, maybe she justified herself: "For him, he may not be married yet, but for her, she is already married to him."

Before Yu Luying could speak, Shen Jie suddenly had a thought, and lowered her voice, "Silly girl, are you feeling sorry for Xiao Yao's @#￥%%...&*()￥?"

Xiao Yao still heard it, and felt embarrassed for a while.

"I don't care about that kind of thing!"

Yu Luying's reaction was a little big - she avoided it as if she was frightened by herself, and then she curled up tremblingly with tears in her eyes, blushing face.

Such a strong reaction made Shen Jie startled, and quickly reached out to hug Yu Luying into her arms—of course, from the view of Xiao Yao, a bystander, it was actually Shen Jie who plunged into Yu Luying's arms.

"I'm sorry for you, okay?" Shen Jie whispered in Yu Luying's ear.

Then, she was unceremoniously and forcefully pushed away.

Xiao Yao noticed that Shen Jie also seemed a little annoyed.

Yu Luying blurted out: "What are you sorry for me? I'm sorry for you - didn't you always mind that during your absence, I was too close to him? When you were drinking and playing games just now, you deliberately said that you never lost your @#￥%%...&*()￥, isn't it just to test me? Well, now that I'm quitting, what are you dissatisfied with? I'm with him because of your authorization, now please take it back - I quit!"

The last time Xiao Yao saw Yu Luying so emotional was when he was in last semester—last semester, when he stalked her after school.

"Yu Luying..." Xiao Yao tugged on the sleeve of her school uniform, and then, as expected, she was thrown away.

"I don't need to test you," Shen Jie took over, "You just can't bear your innocence."

"..."

"I just wanted to test how far hairtail and Yan Xiao have progressed. I didn't expect...it's really scary." Shen Jie patted her chest.

She suddenly realized that she was quite good at lying now.

She and I are indeed the same person, nothing has changed, Shen Jie thought.

Xiao Yao realized that he could no longer be a transparent bystander: "Yu Luying, Shen Jie, you two stop arguing, every mistake is my fault, everything is directed at me, that's fine!"

"Shut up, it's all your fault!" Shen Jie and Yu Luying said in unison, verbatim.

Then, because of such a tacit understanding, the two girls looked at each other and laughed out loud, and the atmosphere on the field was relieved to a certain extent.

"I'll take care of you later!" Shen Jie said to Xiao Yao pretending to be vicious.

"Sister, I thought about it." Yu Luying's tone softened a little, and she said to Shen Jie: "If you want to know anything, you can ask me directly. I will definitely not lie or hide anything."

I don't want to ask, Shen Jie thought.If I ask, doesn't it seem that I care as much as you do?no no no.

"I'm too lazy to ask you," Shen Jie told Yu Luying: "Besides, most of the things, in the game on the wine table just now, can be guessed to know all about it?"

"It's great to drink and play games. Everyone can talk freely without restraint." Yu Luying sighed with blurred eyes: "Hey, why don't the three of us continue to drink and play games? This time there are fewer of us, so we can play Truth or Dare instead!"

"Ah? Haven't you played enough yet?" Xiao Yao deliberately protested with a bitter face: "Just now, playing that broken game caused me to be sprinkled with rice wine, and then sent me sideways - besides, I have finished eating and drinking, so what are you going to do?"

Xiao Yao had some calculations in his heart, so it was so easy for Yu Luying to stop talking about the breakup, and stop arguing with Shen Jie, and let's get over it like this today, and then play some truth or dare, spy on each other's privacy, etc., maybe something will happen again.

"We both want to play," Shen Jie sat down on the sofa in the living room again: "You have no right to refuse!"

"Did you just learn the art of controlling husbands from your Yan Xiao?" Xiao Yao asked.

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Just like that, Xiao Yao, who had just taken a breath, was somehow drawn into the game again.

"truth or Dare?"

"Sincerely."

"If you get married in the future, will you reserve a room for me at home?" Yu Luying raised her hand.

Shen Jie showed a puzzled expression: "?"

Xiao Yao groaned secretly in his heart, knowing that the visitor was not kind—could the jokes at Shen Jie's property on the edge of the Yellow River really be discussed on the table?

"No." Shen Jie paused for more than ten seconds before replying: "Threesomes are the peculiar waywardness of adolescence, and what marriage means, you are an old church member, you should be more thorough than me."

Yu Luying nodded, Xiao Yao was a little surprised to find that there was no disappointment on her face, but a feeling of "just what I want".

"I've figured it out recently," Shen Jie added, "I won't accept the unspoken rules of marriage like that of the nobles, who play their own way."

Now it's Xiao Yao's turn.

"Truth or Dare?" Xiao Yao asked.

"The truth." Shen Jie replied without thinking.

"You choose the big adventure." Xiao Yao begged.

"Okay, you said you didn't want to play just now, and now you have a crooked idea?" Shen Jie raised her eyebrows.

But when you think about the relationship between everyone, and the silly girl is still by your side, I forgive you and don't dare to make too much of a fuss.

"Okay, let's take a big risk." Shen Jie pretended to be helpless.

"I want to see how you look in the uniform of St. Francis Middle School." Xiao Yao said.

"Where can I get you a school uniform?" Shen Jie asked angrily.

Xiao Yao pretended to be drunk and glanced at Yu Luying sleepily.

"I object," Yu Luying said, "First of all, this is Shen Jie's big adventure, not mine."

Xiao Yao clasped his palms together: "Please do me a favor, I didn't let you take risks, you can go to the closet or the quilt in the room to change, I won't see it."

Reluctantly, Yu Luying got into the bedroom to change clothes. After a while, the pink school uniform jacket and trousers were thrown out through the crack of the door.

"You oh you." Shen Jie said, and began to change clothes gracefully in front of Xiao Yao.

The judges may be thinking at this moment, the situation on the field is so tense, how can you, Xiao Yao, still have the mind to do these trivial matters?

In fact, Xiao Yao has his own calculations in his heart.

He believes that the focus of the conflict at the moment is that one is jealous of the other's near-water status, and the other is worried about how many things the other party has done that he does not know about when he is offline.

After all, it's just jealousy among girls.

And as the male protagonist, I must play a qualified shit-stirring stick in time—ah no, the intermediary role of the middleman, even if the gag is funny, I must avoid the escalation of the conflict between the two of them, delay time, prevent them from asking questions that further stimulate each other, and get back together sooner.

Shen Jie looked really good in the St. Francis school uniform—even though the size of the clothes was a little too big—that kind of pure temperament was brought to life, which made Xiao Yao dumbfounded.

Even Yu Luying poked her head out from the crack of the door and praised her.

Seeing that the atmosphere on the field became more harmonious again, Xiao Yao was secretly proud in his heart, asked Shen Jie for a mobile phone, and took many photos of her.

I don't want to, after Shen Jie and Yu Luying changed their clothes and the latter returned to the living room, Shen Jie's first "truth" to Yu Luying was that you should hide inside when you change clothes. Could it be that he really hasn't seen you?

Yu Luying thought for a while and told Shen Jie "No", but Shen Jie still remembered this "thought for a while".

Next, the game went on for several more rounds without any risk.Everyone asked each other some "neither painful nor itchy" questions. Xiao Yao drilled down on the coffee table and barked three times, Shen Jie performed a backflip for everyone, and Yu Luying walked into the bathroom, turned on the shower head, and wet the pant leg and socks of her right foot.

Just when Xiao Yao thought that the crisis was about to be resolved, Yu Luying asked Shen Jie such a question:
"If Xiao Yao chooses me in the future, will you choose to quit decently?"

The air fell into silence.

Xiao Yao's wine was again frightened and woke up more than half.

A trace of fury flashed across Shen Jie's face, and disappeared in a blink of an eye, and was replaced by a smile that was not a smile.

Yu Luying looked directly at Shen Jie with a stubborn look.

"Hmm, what..." Xiao Yao said.

"I refuse to answer," Shen Jie said flatly, "In exchange for a big adventure."

"Yes," Yu Luying blurted out without thinking: "The content of the big adventure is, you and Xiao Yao...show me."

Shen Jie became angry: "Stop making trouble, that's not how big adventure is played! Why don't you let me jump off the stairs?"

Xiao Yao also quickly smoothed things over: "Yu Luying, you drank too much, let's stop here today."

Yu Luying shook off Xiao Yao's hand again: "It's not the first time for you, why jump off the stairs?"

"Why isn't this the first time?" Shen Jie said angrily.

"Wouldn't it mean that you and her are the same continuous entity? Since you believe that she has synchronous memory and body with you, then you are not perfect now, don't double-standard? And, every time the two of you make trouble, as long as I'm not in your precious daughter's room, I feel the same as the participating party. Except that I can't see it, it's no different with the three of us—what's the matter if I take a look?" Yu Luying said with her tongue wide open.

Xiao Yao and Shen Jie looked at each other silently, and neither of them spoke.

Yu Luying seemed to realize what she just said just now, subconsciously flinched, and remained silent.

"Doing this will bring the three of us back together?" Shen Jie's voice sounded like a dream.

Yu Luying still didn't speak.

Shen Jie stood up suddenly, grabbed Yu Luying's arm, and walked into the bedroom: "Then you come too! The three of us together, let's get the big one!"

"Shen Jie! You're so loud!" Xiao Yao jumped up, raised his arms and shouted—he could feel the pain in his arm being grabbed by Shen Jie.

"It's so good, this is your next big adventure." Shen Jie said, "Wash it up."

"Then I choose the truth!"

"Why do you take me with you!" Yu Luying struggled desperately.

"Silly girl," Shen Jie dragged Yu Luying on the ground like a cat tied with a rope, "You can't have double standards, you said. Didn't you just say that there is no difference between us three except that you can't see it? If there is no difference, why are you struggling? Besides, you and Xiao Yao live together. He and I are equal to you and me. You have long been guilty, and your crime is still the bigger one."

"What absurd logic? Let me go, let me go!"

"We are here today, my sister is with you, once you do it to the end, whoever loves who is the granddaughter, let's make sure that God's punishment comes!"

Hearing the words "do it to the end", Yu Luying's face was full of panic: "Xiao Yao, help!"

"Drink too much, you two really drank too much." Xiao Yao rushed into the big bedroom: "It's too much, Shen Jie."

While talking, the boy reached out to break Shen Jie's fingers.

"What's the point?" Shen Jie gritted her teeth, looked at Xiao Yao with a smile and said, "Isn't this what you've always dreamed of?"

(End of this chapter)