Miss, you are my future wife

Chapter 367 Compensate your daughter to him?
"Even if you want to fight, you have to fight back," Zhang Zhengkai said seriously: "Let's have a duel between men."

"Huh?" Xiao Yao said, "A knight's duel?"

"Let's see who dares to do it!" Yu Luying said with a fierce face, pinching her knuckles so hard that she couldn't make any sound at all, and she even showed her teeth in pain.

Really, if you have nothing to do, you can imitate adults and pinch their knuckles. What should you do if you pinch and dislocate them?
If I ask you to take care of me, do you still think of me as a human being?
Hey, I just told him, he won't come true, you are so panicked.

"Haha, haha, don't you dare, don't you dare," Xiao Yao laughed and said, "Alamodu Ning, be civilized, use your words but not your hands."

"The city government's initiative," Zhang Zhengkai continued: "Be a lovely person from the city."

"Eat wine and drink food!"

"Eat, eat, eat, o(*￣︶￣*)ohehehe."

"When we meet, we will smile and wipe away all grievances and enmities!"

"Get out of here, it's not that easy!"

"Brothers are like siblings, wives are like clothes! Why are you stepping on me!"

"Who stepped on you?"

"A wife is like clothes. If you take my fucking clothes away, I'll cut off your limbs with my shirt off!"

"Hey, don't bother, brother," Xiao Yao suggested: "In order to save my sibling, I can compensate you in any way you want me to."

"You can't compensate me even if you give me the whole world!" Zhang Zhengkai waved his hand.

"Otherwise, I'll compensate you..." Xiao Yao's eyes were a little uncertain: "Daughter-in-law?"

"Ha!" Zhang Zhengkai said: "Xiao, you not only insulted me... but also insulted me... Am I someone who lacks a woman? Do I lack a woman? Wait..."

He glanced at Yu Luying subconsciously, and gained a new interpretation of Xiao Yao's intention of bringing this "beautiful bodyguard" to the banquet today.

"?" Xiao Yao reacted and hugged Yu Luying's shoulders: "It's not this, this is not acceptable. This is my... my... watch..."

Yu Luying twisted her body hard and broke away from Xiao Yao's clutches: "I have a good idea."

"Oh? What a good idea," Xiao Yao showed a very interested look: "Quick, tell me."

A naughty smile appeared on Yu Luying's lips: "Give him your daughter."

Xiao Yao: "?"

Zhang Zhengkai: "?"

Xiao Yao & Zhang Zhengkai: "Why doesn't Shen (Xiao) regret it?!"

"Shen?" Zhang Zhengkai looked at Xiao Yao: "Have you seen too much of your Dragon King's son-in-law?"

"Haha, yes," Xiao Yao scratched the back of his head: "I look so cute on weekdays, but I can't sleep at night."

I see you big head ghost.

"How is it?" Yu Luying said with a smile: "Is my idea perfect?"

"You're such a perfect ghost," Xiao Yao shouted, "How can you do it?"

"Why not?" Yu Luying said.

"Yes, Xiao, you still look down on me and feel guilty." Zhang Zhengkai pointed at Xiao Yao with drunken eyes.

"?" Xiao Yao lowered his head and thought hard for a while: "Actually, it's not absolutely... no... no... no, we have to listen to her own opinion. In what age, parents can't do everything - I’ll go back and ask her today.”

Are you serious about coming?Yu Luying looked at Xiao Yao.

"Hahahahaha, Brother Xiao is really joking." Zhang Zhengkai laughed loudly and said: "I am already very touched that you can have this kind of heart - I don't have time to wait for you for decades. Besides, what if? Does it look like you?"

"Fuck you," Xiao Yao scolded with a smile: "What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? I'm telling you -"

Xiao Yao moved the chair under his buttocks and hooked Zhang Zhengkai's shoulders: "Brother, let me tell you, when the time comes, I will call you brother, you will call me daddy, and we will each have our own opinions."

"Xiao Yao, you drank too much!" Yu Luying shouted.

"Damn you, not only did you steal my woman, but you also wanted to be my father?" Zhang Zhengkai said inarticulately: "Damn you."

"Damn it!" Xiao Yao raised his glass: "Fuck it!"

"Do it!" The three glasses hit each other hard, and the beer splashed everywhere.

While they were drinking and drinking, all the delicacies on the table were wiped away. It was as if there was no soup left. Even the waiters were surprised by the abilities of these three boys and girls.

Zhang Zhengkai cried and laughed at the same time, hugged Xiao Yao, and told him about his "romance" with Shen Jie - in fact, there was no romance, it was just ordinary social interactions and one-sided self-impression: from the first meeting They started talking about their acquaintance, gradually becoming friends, and then the first confession, until they were preparing to get engaged and Shen Jie ran away from home for the first time.

Yu Luying furrowed her brows secretly while listening, and then simply went in and out of the left ear and out the right ear, but Xiao Yao listened with gusto, nodding while listening, patting Zhang Zhengkai on the back from time to time, and interjecting a few words.

In the end, I just cried with him.

Considering their... well, relationship and identity, Yu Luying sat aside, her toes wrapped in white socks digging into the soles of her white sneakers to dig out the three rooms and one living room.

You two are not embarrassed, I am embarrassed for you.

who I am?Where am I?What am I doing?What am I doing here?What is this place?
With a look of disgust, Yu Luying asked the waiter for a pack of tissue paper, pulled out a few and handed them to Xiao Yao. After thinking about it, she drew a few more for Zhang Zhengkai and handed them over.

"Okay," Yu Luying advised: "You two, it's okay."

"Where did I say it? Oh, by the way," Zhang Zhengkai said: "Brother Xiao Yao, I may scare you when I say it, but I know that you will definitely understand and forgive me."

"It's okay, just tell me." Xiao Yao said loudly.

"Actually, in the second half of the summer vacation, when school was about to start," Zhang Zhengkai was completely drunk: "I kind of want to kill you both."

"Do...get it done?" Xiao Yao shook his head.

Yu Luying was shocked.

"It's just a thought, you know," Zhang Zhengkai continued: "I want to kill her first, then you, and then commit suicide."

"Why do you want her first and then me?" Xiao Yao continued to shake his head without showing any signs of surprise or fear: "Oh, I understand, you are a bitch, you want to make me feel pain. right."

"No poke." Zhang Zhengkai nodded vigorously.

"Then why didn't you do anything?" Xiao Yao asked cheerfully: "Oh, I understand, you are more courageous than me."

"Xiao Yao!" Yu Luying felt that it was obviously not the behavior of a wise man to provoke Zhang Zhengkai like this.

"No, no," Zhang Zhengkai shook his neck and wrist from side to side: "It's not that I don't dare, but that I can't. Do you understand? Ideas are ideas, and implementation is implementation. Do you understand the difference? ?”

"I understand," Xiao Yao said, "rationality and morality constrain you." "This is one aspect," Zhang Zhengkai said, "Have you ever had this kind of experience? For example, when looking down from upstairs, there are occasional The urge to jump down, or the thought?”

"I didn't." Yu Luying said.

Xiao Yao tilted his head seriously and thought for a moment: "It seems like it happens occasionally."

"What will you do at this time?" Zhang Zhengkai asked him.

"I felt ridiculous, and then I was scared," Xiao Yao said, "Then I quickly took two steps back and stayed away from the window."

"See?" Zhang Zhengkai said.

"I seem to understand what you are talking about." Xiao Yao said.

Zhang Zhengkai: "In a person's life, countless absurd ideas or evil thoughts may emerge, but those who actually put them into practice..."

Xiao Yao: "That must be a very small number."

"Rationality and morality, this is what you said, yes, that's right, but it is only one aspect of it," Zhang Zhengkai said: "The other aspect is whether it is cost-effective or not, whether you can bear the cost, and whether you can bear the consequences. Bear it.”

Then you still don’t dare?Xiao Yao thought to himself.

Don't say it!Yu Luying ordered.

I know, Xiao Yao thought.

"After all, I am the only son of my father..." Zhang Zhengkai's voice sounded like he was talking in his sleep.

"Understood," Xiao Yao nodded: "I completely understand. But why are you telling me this...?"

"Because," Zhang Zhengkai breathed heavily, with the smell of alcohol in his breath: "I want to tell you, I'm glad I controlled myself, I'm glad I didn't do that stupid thing... I just found out today that you , is a good person, you are a good person.”

"Huh?" Xiao Yao said.

"You are a good person." Zhang Zhengkai said it a third time.

"Don't worry, after I go back, I will definitely let her..." Xiao Yao himself didn't know what he was talking about: "If she doesn't listen to me, I will fucking..."

"No need...it doesn't make sense...I've figured it out..." Zhang Zhengkai's voice became more and more ethereal: "...I feel better now."

Xiao Yao: "(*&￥!(&￥(@#!&￥)))"

Zhang Zhengkai: "...&* (...*)"

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When Xiao Yao regained consciousness again, he was already lying on his bed.

There was another person lying next to him.

a woman.

???

This shocked him greatly.

"What are you doing, why are you snoring so early in the morning?" Shen Tianyun complained.

"Eh?! Early in the morning?" Xiao Yao looked out the window at the bright sky.

"It's almost time for you to get up and go to school," Shen Tianyun told Xiao Yao, "Yu Luying is already making breakfast."

"No, what the hell?" Xiao Yao held his head, his head still hurt.

I put such a big Sunday here and it is just gone?

Is this fucking Despair Monday?
"I later..." Xiao Yao finally remembered: "How did we come back later?"

"Of course my mother went to pick you two up." Shen Tianyun replied in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Then he met your uncle Zhang?" Xiao Yao blurted out.

"I saw it, I don't know," Shen Tianyun said, "What's wrong?"

"Is nothing wrong?" Xiao Yao was a little worried.

"What could happen?" Shen Tianyun said disapprovingly.

Wearing the big green T-shirt pajamas, she opened the thin quilt and got out of bed.

Xiao Yao tapped his temple with his crooked fingers. Just when he was about to ask again, Shen Tianyun turned around very seriously: "Xiao Yao, let me ask you something."

"What's going on?" Xiao Yao asked blankly.

"Why did I hear what Yu Luying told me?" Shen Tianyun looked a little angry: "You sold me after drinking some cat urine? Or did you marry me to a second-generation slug?"

"Ah...?" Xiao Yao was stunned.

"I'm telling you, you make your own wishes and you wipe your own butt - I won't fill in the bill for you." Shen Tianyun declared solemnly.

"How could such a thing happen!" Xiao Yao shouted: "How could such a thing happen! Just listen to her nonsense! She is teasing you."

"Really?" Shen Tianyun said with suspicion.

The closet door was pushed open, and Shen Jie got out of the closet and yawned long: "Good morning."

"Morning." Xiao Yao said.

At this time, Yu Luying also moved her left and right hands slowly... No, she held a plate in her left and right hands, and pushed open the bedroom door with her feet: "Morning."

"morning."

"Morning." Xiao Yao's eyes fell on the bacon fried eggs on the plate.

He took a deep breath, it smelled so good.

The sunlight shines through the curtains on the uneven ground, showing mottled spots. This is the beginning of a new week full of energy.

(End of this chapter)