The goblin in the palace is on top

Chapter 36

The six-legged demon dog has a very fierce face, and the backing is huge, so the dog is very fierce even with the two servants who serve the dog.

The three of them sat on the designated seats and shouted together.

The dog said: "Wang Wang Wang!"

Humanity: "I said! Are you ready to serve our 'Mighty General' sooner? Hurry up and say hello."

Another one added: "Old rules! Twelve Youxuan, three bowls of Sweet Foam. Stay on your feet!"

After hearing the other party's yelling, Feng Niang's face was as dark as a dark cloud.

But eggs are no match for stones after all.She still brought up the things that the dog people asked for one by one.

Afterwards, while serving the dog to eat, the dog leg secretly stuffed You Xuan into his mouth.

While the dog and the dog's legs were eating the overlord's meal, Wu Shiyi finally got up.

He came to the dog and the dog's legs with a smirk, pointed at the dog and said, "Hey! Isn't this Pu Yanei's uncle? It's a pleasure to meet you."

"Ah!" The dog legs heard this.Immediately pulled his face long.

Another inexperienced man scolded Wu Shishi at that time: "What nonsense. This is the dog of the yamen, not the uncle of the yamen!"

"No way!" Wu Shiyi scratched his head, "What kind of general did you call him just now?"

"Mighty General!" The two dog-legs unanimously called out the dog's number.

"Right!" Wu Shishi said, "The father of this Ya Nei is General Zhaoyong. This is a mighty General. They are all from the generation of "General", so they are naturally Ya Nei's uncle."

"Do you guys owe pumping..."

While speaking, a dog leg immediately waved at Wu Shiyi as if hitting him.

However, the man failed to hit Wu Shiyi after all.

"oops!"

After a scream, Wu Shiyi waved the willow branch in his hand to block indiscriminately for a while, and then hurried away.

For a moment, only one line of footprints was left.

"Hmph! You run pretty fast!"

The assailant looked at Wu Shiyi's back as he went away, thinking that it was his own strong aura that scared Wu Shishi away.But completely unaware that he was approaching a catastrophe, one foot went into the coffin early.

Another person persuaded his companion: "Oh! Don't be as knowledgeable as the madman Wu in the nursery. Before the sweet foam is cold, drink it quickly!"

Following these words, the two of them sat on the chairs again until they finished eating and drinking.

Before leaving, these two doggy legs uttered bad words as usual, ran on Feng Niang's mother and daughter, and then they were satisfied, and carried the dog's sedan chair to the general's mansion.

But on the way back, two people are not good!
As soon as they took a step, the two dog legs felt a chill between their buttocks, and it became more and more serious as they walked.

After the two of them had walked a few hundred meters, their legs were already shaking from the cold winter wind.

Why doesn't it seem like you're wearing pants?
But obviously wearing cotton trousers wow!
As the coldness intensified, they finally had to put down the sedan chair and check their cotton trousers at the same time.

Immediately, the two dog legs were shocked to find that the crotch of the two of them had been undone at some point, revealing their buttocks!

They walked more than half a street together in crotch pants.

No wonder the people passing by stared and smiled with their mouths covered.

Smile without warning, these people are too hurtful!

How the trousers were unstitched, the two dog legs couldn't even think about it, let alone figure it out.

But they both knew that it was a fatal thing to show their buttocks in the middle of winter morning.

So, the two exchanged opinions with each other.I realized that I had to find a clothing appraiser quickly to mend clothes in order to survive.

Having made up their minds, the two of them prepared to turn around.

But at this moment, the dog litter they were carrying suddenly rushed into a dark shadow.

Then there was a miserable howl from inside.

"Ah!"

Accompanied by this howl, the mighty general who was regarded by Pu Yanei as his darling suddenly rushed out of the sedan chair and ran wildly on the road.

At the same time, the two dog legs were shocked to see that the mighty general's head was bitten off by something!

Blood sprayed while running, red and scary.

The mighty general is the darling of Pu Yanei, he can't die, let alone run away!

So, early this morning, the porters in the capital and the officials of the upper court saw a wonderful scene!
Two old men in crotch pants are desperately chasing a six-legged dog!
General Zhaoyong's mansion is about to become famous!

...before a stick of incense.

Wu Shiyi waved a willow branch to "flee" away from the pursuit of the two dog legs, and immediately stopped at the corner of the street.

After confirming that the two people did not catch up, a triumphant smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Since Wu Shiyi stepped into the realm of the second rank of martial arts, the biggest gain is not the sword moves in the "Sword Manual", but a kind of ability called "lifting weight as if it is light".

This kind of ability is the ability to hide strength; sword moves in the subtleties.

With this ability, one can use seemingly understated or even chaotic moves to hide murderous or even murderous moves.

And when he fought with those two dog legs just now, Wu Shiyi integrated this ability.

While drawing a willow branch to resist the punch from the previous person, Wu Shiyi's willow branch "accidentally" touched the crotch of the two of them.

The force on the branch came from the seams on the trousers, which was not easy to feel.

In addition, Wu Shiyi's "996 Willow Kungfu" has been practiced to the point of perfection, so the two of them couldn't even see it in a short time.

Such an attack does not hurt human skin.But the thread that sews the trousers has long been ruined.

Next, the movement of these two will naturally produce the effect of opening the crotch pants and passing the cool breeze.

Of course, only crotch pants can't cause any serious damage to these two bullying goods, and it can't make the instigator Pu Yanei heartbroken.

So after Wu Shiyi got out of the sight of the two, he picked up the willow branch and searched for something more advanced than the willow branch at the base of the wall.

After a while, he found what he wanted.

A rat hole!
The capital is the center of the Daxing Dynasty, so there are many Fu Jia, granaries, and palaces.

Therefore, it is easy to find the rat hole that parasitizes the human world.

After finding the palm-sized nest, Wu Shiyi found a brick from the ground and began to draw weird patterns around the rat hole.

Next, he will use the sorcery "Confusion Curse" obtained from the great demon "Blood Agate" to solve those dogs once and for all.

(End of this chapter)