The goblin in the palace is on top

Chapter 367
After groping around for a while, the eunuch took out a hammer from his trousers.

Then, the guy shook the hammer in his hand and told the small table, "Use this thing to break the lock open, can't we go in?"

The small table is obviously much smaller than the small stool.After listening to the other party's words, an extremely embarrassed look immediately appeared on his face.

So, he said again: "This is not good. In case..."

"There is no chance!" the little stool told the little table viciously, "Concubine Yu can't come back. Because no one can fight against the eldest grandson empress."

After speaking, the little stool handed the hammer to the little table again, and said, "You are too timid. So practice it. I will give you the credit for smashing the door this time!"

"I, I, I..." The little table hesitated.

"Quickly!" The little stool glared at him, and threatened again, "If you dare not do it today, I will use this hammer to open your head. When the time comes, I will say that a vampire did it. Absolutely No one would doubt it."

"You, you are too poisonous." Hearing the threat from his companion, the little table took the hammer tremblingly, and at the same time reminded him for the last time, "If you behave like this, you will go to hell."

"I'm already in hell." The little stool gritted his teeth, "You and I are eunuchs. We don't even have a root, so we don't even think about the next life. It's good to live well in this life."

"Okay, okay." Trembling, the little table obeyed the little stool.

Then it took the hammer, walked up the stairs leading to the second floor, grabbed the lock, and gesticulated for a long time, but never put the hammer down.

"Could you hurry up!" Seeing that the knocking sound of the small table could not be heard for a long time, the little stool urged.

"Boom, boom, boom!"

After his urging, three small knocking sounds came one after another.

"It's too small, why don't you just massage the lock? With just this movement, the year of the monkey can break the lock." The little stool complained impatiently.

But after he complained, the little table said something creepy.

He actually said: "I didn't make the sound just now. I haven't smashed it yet!"

Following the words of the small table, the two people present suddenly suffocated.

Immediately afterwards, they all raised their hairs in unison.

Just at this moment, the thumping sound came up again.This time the two of them heard very clearly.The sound came from outside the door of the room they were in, similar to the movement of clogs or horseshoes.

Accompanied by this extremely abnormal voice, another layer of sweat appeared on the hairs of everyone present.

At the same time, the timid little table rolled down the stairs and hid behind the small stool, trembling.

Small stools are bolder than small tables.Although also afraid.But he also knows that fear will not solve the problem.

So after being used as a shield by the small table, this guy angrily kicked away the small table behind him and picked up the gavel from the ground.

Then, holding the hammer, the guy walked three or five steps toward the door before asking, "Who's outside the door!"

Following the other party's questioning, the thumping sound outside the door stopped abruptly.

Not long after that, a phantom flashed through the crack of the door.

The phantom came and went quickly, but the two of them clearly saw that the shadow was that of a court lady.

"Gong, maid!" With the flash of the shadow, the forbidden words spread in the palace began to take effect.

The small table tremblingly said at that time: "Stool. Could it be a blood-sucking monster?"

After the little stool heard what the little table said, the veins on his forehead jumped a few times.

Then, he tentatively asked: "Is it the court lady in the pavilion? Osmanthus fragrans? Sauerkraut? Don't scare people. Come out quickly. Let's share the benefits together."

Following his call, the shadow of the court lady swayed from the door again.

Immediately afterwards, the two of them were out of breath.

However, the surprises continue.

The next moment, the door that was originally concealed was slightly opened by someone.Immediately afterwards, a pair of pale arms stretched out from behind the door.

With the push and pull of the arm, the door opened.A man in a blue shirt appeared at the door.

The cyan clothes belonged exclusively to court ladies, and the black braids also showed that this guy was a court lady.

However, she does not have the clear eyebrows and eyes of ordinary court ladies, but only a pale "goose egg".

This guy has no facial features!There is only a gap in the mouth, a bloody mouth!
Isn't this exactly what the rumored vampire looks like?
Hell!

Under the intense stimulation, the two young eunuchs were all startled, they didn't even yell out, they suddenly felt the back of their necks tighten, their eyes went dark, and they immediately fell down.

After the people were completely unconscious, the insidious things in Yushu Pavilion continued.

After the small table and stool fainted, the faceless court lady let out a smug laugh.

Amidst that laughter, she slowly stretched out her over-powdered arm, and took her hand with only one bloodstain on her face.

Immediately, the face without facial features was removed.Below, a disgusting, shabby, eunuch's face was revealed.

It turned out that the vampire was an eunuch in disguise.The reason why he has no facial features is because a layer of rice paper was added to his face.

And the reason why the little stool and the little table were dizzy was because when the two of them were attracted by the "faceless maid", two more people came from behind them and gave him a vicious slap on the back of the head.

As the two fell down, the faceless woman walked into the room with a sneer, and the guy who opened the scoop for the two from behind also came out of the shadows.

Those two people were both eunuchs, one was wearing blue clothes, he seemed to be a handyman, the other was wearing the same gray clothes, obviously he was also a servant.

After the three guys met, the order in the maid's clothes left two people saying: "Search them and see if there is anything valuable."

"Hey!" After comprehending the order, one of them immediately lowered his head and took out the gold jewelry and night pearls from the small table and stool.

The other person, while packing up his things, complimented the ladyboy in women's clothes and said with a smile: "Master Guo, you are really clever. These two guys really came to steal the master's things tonight. Let's follow them. It’s been really rewarding.”

"Hmph!" the female eunuch smiled triumphantly, and said again, "I have figured out this matter in the palace long ago. How could I, Guo Haha, make a mistake. With the two of them as pioneers, we can save money on finding things." Are you strong?"

"You taught me that. But there is one more thing I don't quite understand." The eunuch who kept complimenting Guo Haha pointed to the small table and stool and said, "These two guys want to unlock the second floor. Why don't we wait?" Let them open the lock and come out to stun these two?"

When asked, the smug Guo Haha sneered and said, "Stupid slave. Use your pig brain to think about it. Can you let them do this?"

"This…"

"If these two idiots really used the hammer to pick the lock, such a big commotion might attract the imperial guards."

"Oh! Father-in-law is brilliant!" The man continued to compliment Guo Haha, and asked again, "But how do we open the door?"

Guo Haha said confidently, "Don't worry. I have plenty of means!"

But he didn't notice at all that there was a pair of sharp eyes on the beams that had been watching all of this.

(End of this chapter)