Chapter 1
"Fatty, today is September NO.12?"
"Ah."
"In 12, September NO.[-]?"
"Ah."
"The second day of our freshman year?"
"Um……"
Fatty Lin raised his head and glanced at Liang Xin who was still lying dead on the bed at 07:30 in the morning.
In half an hour, the bell will ring for the first class this morning.
The other three people in the dormitory, Shen Cong, Chen Kang, and Fatty Lin himself, had already washed up, flushed their shit, and were going to the teaching building with the textbook "Systematic Anatomy", but Liang Xin still has no intention of getting up.
For this group of freshmen, this phenomenon is extremely abnormal.
Liang Sanjin is such a bitch, he dared to be late!
The excuse is that Nima is pretending to have amnesia!It's an insult to everyone's IQ!
"You're not getting up yet? We're going to class, maybe we'll be called later." Lin Yinuo kindly reminded Liang Xin, but his legs had already stepped out of the dormitory door, eager to throw Xia Liang Xin ran away.
It's just the beginning of school, and there is no roommate friendship at all.
Not to mention now, even after five years, the relationship between Liang Xin and these roommates is still very weak.In the more than ten years after graduating from university, the total number of contacts was less than ten times, and most of them happened ten years later.
At that time, Lin Yinuo and Shen Cong were already the deputy chief physicians of their respective units, and Liang Xin had also made a name for himself in the planning industry. Everyone's social class and income were similar, so they sat down. What a waste of time, as for Chen Kang, who obviously couldn't keep up with the big team when he was in school, he disappeared early.
Afterwards, no one could contact him, and of course no one had the thought to seriously track down his whereabouts.
But all in all, that is more than ten years later.
But at this moment, Liang Sanjin was just wondering if he was dreaming again?He wondered if he had read too many brainless rebirth novels during the quarantine at home, so that he could dream of such a realistic scene.
"So if this is really a dream, should I get up and go to the classroom now to see if Jiang Lingling is there, and then hiahiaahia her... ah bah! How did I become so nasty? Damn it really pissed me off It’s gone! How did I become like this? I wasn’t like this before, I wasn’t like this before! It’s very pure! Anyway, I should go to get a room first, right?”
Liang Xin muttered in his heart, when suddenly he heard the bedroom door slam.
Lin Yinuo closed the door, and went downstairs with Shen Cong and Chen Kang, who had always been indifferent to the world.
"Wow, even the sound of closing the door is so real, listen to the echo, the slight vibration of the wall, the bright sunshine, the feeling that the stomach is rolling and trying to be pulled out... I am stupid!"
Liang Xin quickly turned over and hurriedly got off the bed.
"Shouldn't you be pooping in your dreams, but in reality you'll be on the bed? Wake up! Brother! Wake up! I'm really going to poop in my crotch!" Liang Xin thought anxiously, and finally couldn't help shouting come out.
He rushed into the bathroom quickly, and saw that the dirty squatting pit in the bathroom was the same as he remembered. a combination of "things".
Later, the four of Liang Xin and the others lived in this dormitory for three years. They didn't clean the thing for three years, and even used it. Everyone naturally got used to it...
But that's not the point!
After Liang Xin rushed into the bathroom, just as he was about to take off his pants and squat down, he immediately realized another problem.
This time, it wasn't because he was afraid that excretion in the dream would cause him to pull his pants in reality, but that he suddenly discovered that there was no toilet paper in the bathroom!
That's right!
The four of them in dormitory 307 always use their own toilet paper!
Then my toilet paper...
my toilet paper...
Liang Xin clamped his buttocks, and hurried back to the combination cabinet under his bed, his whole body was so suppressed that he could barely jump.In a moment of urgency, he opened the three drawers below the cabinet one after another with great urgency, and finally found a pack of freshly unpacked butt wipes in the bottom drawer, and was so excited that he almost burst into tears!
"Damn it! Mr. Liang, how low are you! Why is this thing so easy to hide?!" Cursing at himself, he quickly pulled out a dozen or so and ran back to the toilet two meters away.
After closing the door, don't forget to pull the latch.
This time, I will take off my pants and squat down, and the rest will be done in one go, so I won't mention it...
All in all, when the physical problems were finally solved, Liang Xin smelled the smell of the final product he had produced in the confined space, and while exhaling a long breath, he seemed to recognize a reality.
He is probably really reborn...
Otherwise, according to the intensity of relaxation, the real self should have opened his eyes long ago, and then screamed in despair as he looked at the bed full of surprises.Forty years old, pulled on the bed... This is not even as good as his father, Lao Liang!
At any rate, Lao Liang had a stroke and hemiplegia in his 50s, and he needed to complete his excretion work on the bed.And he Liang Sanjin, not to mention how good he was in his life, but at least he can't lose to his poor daddy in this kind of thing.
"Alas..." Liang Sanjin smelled it and sighed, all kinds of past lives flashed in his heart.
It's just that the previous life said it was short, there were too many details, and it was impossible to think about all of them in the process of squatting.
Liang Xin could only recall a few important points in his mind hastily, and then he couldn't hold back anymore...
After a while, with a bang, Liang Xin walked out of the toilet shaking the water droplets from his hands.
Walking through the narrow bedroom entrance and coming to his bed, he looked left and right, staring at the once extremely familiar scene in front of him. He was dazed for a while, and then slapped himself twice. Suddenly, he showed a slightly nervous smile.
"It's a coin, Mr. Liang, you want to be invincible..." Liang Xin had already learned the meaning of rebirth when he was reading novels at home a few days ago.
According to the judgment of 95% of the writers and readers of rebirth articles on a certain novel website, no matter what level of dick, as long as they are reborn, they will definitely become the richest man in the city within a year, open a luxury house, live in a luxury house, and…
"It's a pity, it's purely a dick's opinion, how could this be possible..."
Liang Xin's elite thought was causing trouble, and he criticized it contemptuously.
Although the reborn person has a vision beyond that of ordinary people, some people can see decades ahead of ordinary people even if they are not reborn.The information of the reborn is poor, and the power is actually not that great.
And even if it is destined to develop, how to get the first pot of gold is also a big problem.
The biggest advantage of the reborn is that the general direction of accumulation is not wrong.
But how it works depends on luck.
Just like right now, Liang Xin took out his wallet, and there was a total of 500 yuan in cash in the wallet, which was his living expenses for this month, and he definitely couldn't afford any extra money at home.
So with this 500 yuan, how can I become the richest man in the city within a year?
And he was the richest man in the city of W, where "bosses are as numerous as dogs"——
What the hell, even if it was only in 06, the assets of the richest man here must be two or three billion, right?
"The World Cup has passed, and I don't remember the results of the games in 500. I have never bought a lottery ticket. The ghost will memorize the winning numbers in advance. The house and stocks are stable, but [-] yuan can be used to do it. What a bloody investment..." Liang Xin said with a slightly self-deprecating tone, and picked up the Nokia brick machine on the table and glanced at it.
7:42, 18 minutes before class time.
Then he walked to the wall and glanced at the timetable posted on the wall.
The anatomy class this morning is held in classroom 4 in Building 202.
By the way, Building No. [-]... is that building?
A school building with a red exterior wall appeared in his mind. Liang Xin picked up the washbasin at the same time, walked into the bathroom opposite the toilet, brushed his teeth and washed his face quickly.A few minutes later, I took the textbook and strode out of the 307 dormitory.
Don't think about the stupid proposition of "If the reborn person does not become the richest man in the city within a year, he will fail", it is more practical to go and see that person first.In the blink of an eye for more than ten years, I haven't seen her since graduation, and I miss her a lot.
If there is a chance, this time I must...
Hiahiahia...
Liang Xin subconsciously licked his lower lip, reborn, the most taboo target is at a loss.
And Mr. Liang has been decisive and decisive since he was 35 years old, never at a loss!
(End of this chapter)
"Fatty, today is September NO.12?"
"Ah."
"In 12, September NO.[-]?"
"Ah."
"The second day of our freshman year?"
"Um……"
Fatty Lin raised his head and glanced at Liang Xin who was still lying dead on the bed at 07:30 in the morning.
In half an hour, the bell will ring for the first class this morning.
The other three people in the dormitory, Shen Cong, Chen Kang, and Fatty Lin himself, had already washed up, flushed their shit, and were going to the teaching building with the textbook "Systematic Anatomy", but Liang Xin still has no intention of getting up.
For this group of freshmen, this phenomenon is extremely abnormal.
Liang Sanjin is such a bitch, he dared to be late!
The excuse is that Nima is pretending to have amnesia!It's an insult to everyone's IQ!
"You're not getting up yet? We're going to class, maybe we'll be called later." Lin Yinuo kindly reminded Liang Xin, but his legs had already stepped out of the dormitory door, eager to throw Xia Liang Xin ran away.
It's just the beginning of school, and there is no roommate friendship at all.
Not to mention now, even after five years, the relationship between Liang Xin and these roommates is still very weak.In the more than ten years after graduating from university, the total number of contacts was less than ten times, and most of them happened ten years later.
At that time, Lin Yinuo and Shen Cong were already the deputy chief physicians of their respective units, and Liang Xin had also made a name for himself in the planning industry. Everyone's social class and income were similar, so they sat down. What a waste of time, as for Chen Kang, who obviously couldn't keep up with the big team when he was in school, he disappeared early.
Afterwards, no one could contact him, and of course no one had the thought to seriously track down his whereabouts.
But all in all, that is more than ten years later.
But at this moment, Liang Sanjin was just wondering if he was dreaming again?He wondered if he had read too many brainless rebirth novels during the quarantine at home, so that he could dream of such a realistic scene.
"So if this is really a dream, should I get up and go to the classroom now to see if Jiang Lingling is there, and then hiahiaahia her... ah bah! How did I become so nasty? Damn it really pissed me off It’s gone! How did I become like this? I wasn’t like this before, I wasn’t like this before! It’s very pure! Anyway, I should go to get a room first, right?”
Liang Xin muttered in his heart, when suddenly he heard the bedroom door slam.
Lin Yinuo closed the door, and went downstairs with Shen Cong and Chen Kang, who had always been indifferent to the world.
"Wow, even the sound of closing the door is so real, listen to the echo, the slight vibration of the wall, the bright sunshine, the feeling that the stomach is rolling and trying to be pulled out... I am stupid!"
Liang Xin quickly turned over and hurriedly got off the bed.
"Shouldn't you be pooping in your dreams, but in reality you'll be on the bed? Wake up! Brother! Wake up! I'm really going to poop in my crotch!" Liang Xin thought anxiously, and finally couldn't help shouting come out.
He rushed into the bathroom quickly, and saw that the dirty squatting pit in the bathroom was the same as he remembered. a combination of "things".
Later, the four of Liang Xin and the others lived in this dormitory for three years. They didn't clean the thing for three years, and even used it. Everyone naturally got used to it...
But that's not the point!
After Liang Xin rushed into the bathroom, just as he was about to take off his pants and squat down, he immediately realized another problem.
This time, it wasn't because he was afraid that excretion in the dream would cause him to pull his pants in reality, but that he suddenly discovered that there was no toilet paper in the bathroom!
That's right!
The four of them in dormitory 307 always use their own toilet paper!
Then my toilet paper...
my toilet paper...
Liang Xin clamped his buttocks, and hurried back to the combination cabinet under his bed, his whole body was so suppressed that he could barely jump.In a moment of urgency, he opened the three drawers below the cabinet one after another with great urgency, and finally found a pack of freshly unpacked butt wipes in the bottom drawer, and was so excited that he almost burst into tears!
"Damn it! Mr. Liang, how low are you! Why is this thing so easy to hide?!" Cursing at himself, he quickly pulled out a dozen or so and ran back to the toilet two meters away.
After closing the door, don't forget to pull the latch.
This time, I will take off my pants and squat down, and the rest will be done in one go, so I won't mention it...
All in all, when the physical problems were finally solved, Liang Xin smelled the smell of the final product he had produced in the confined space, and while exhaling a long breath, he seemed to recognize a reality.
He is probably really reborn...
Otherwise, according to the intensity of relaxation, the real self should have opened his eyes long ago, and then screamed in despair as he looked at the bed full of surprises.Forty years old, pulled on the bed... This is not even as good as his father, Lao Liang!
At any rate, Lao Liang had a stroke and hemiplegia in his 50s, and he needed to complete his excretion work on the bed.And he Liang Sanjin, not to mention how good he was in his life, but at least he can't lose to his poor daddy in this kind of thing.
"Alas..." Liang Sanjin smelled it and sighed, all kinds of past lives flashed in his heart.
It's just that the previous life said it was short, there were too many details, and it was impossible to think about all of them in the process of squatting.
Liang Xin could only recall a few important points in his mind hastily, and then he couldn't hold back anymore...
After a while, with a bang, Liang Xin walked out of the toilet shaking the water droplets from his hands.
Walking through the narrow bedroom entrance and coming to his bed, he looked left and right, staring at the once extremely familiar scene in front of him. He was dazed for a while, and then slapped himself twice. Suddenly, he showed a slightly nervous smile.
"It's a coin, Mr. Liang, you want to be invincible..." Liang Xin had already learned the meaning of rebirth when he was reading novels at home a few days ago.
According to the judgment of 95% of the writers and readers of rebirth articles on a certain novel website, no matter what level of dick, as long as they are reborn, they will definitely become the richest man in the city within a year, open a luxury house, live in a luxury house, and…
"It's a pity, it's purely a dick's opinion, how could this be possible..."
Liang Xin's elite thought was causing trouble, and he criticized it contemptuously.
Although the reborn person has a vision beyond that of ordinary people, some people can see decades ahead of ordinary people even if they are not reborn.The information of the reborn is poor, and the power is actually not that great.
And even if it is destined to develop, how to get the first pot of gold is also a big problem.
The biggest advantage of the reborn is that the general direction of accumulation is not wrong.
But how it works depends on luck.
Just like right now, Liang Xin took out his wallet, and there was a total of 500 yuan in cash in the wallet, which was his living expenses for this month, and he definitely couldn't afford any extra money at home.
So with this 500 yuan, how can I become the richest man in the city within a year?
And he was the richest man in the city of W, where "bosses are as numerous as dogs"——
What the hell, even if it was only in 06, the assets of the richest man here must be two or three billion, right?
"The World Cup has passed, and I don't remember the results of the games in 500. I have never bought a lottery ticket. The ghost will memorize the winning numbers in advance. The house and stocks are stable, but [-] yuan can be used to do it. What a bloody investment..." Liang Xin said with a slightly self-deprecating tone, and picked up the Nokia brick machine on the table and glanced at it.
7:42, 18 minutes before class time.
Then he walked to the wall and glanced at the timetable posted on the wall.
The anatomy class this morning is held in classroom 4 in Building 202.
By the way, Building No. [-]... is that building?
A school building with a red exterior wall appeared in his mind. Liang Xin picked up the washbasin at the same time, walked into the bathroom opposite the toilet, brushed his teeth and washed his face quickly.A few minutes later, I took the textbook and strode out of the 307 dormitory.
Don't think about the stupid proposition of "If the reborn person does not become the richest man in the city within a year, he will fail", it is more practical to go and see that person first.In the blink of an eye for more than ten years, I haven't seen her since graduation, and I miss her a lot.
If there is a chance, this time I must...
Hiahiahia...
Liang Xin subconsciously licked his lower lip, reborn, the most taboo target is at a loss.
And Mr. Liang has been decisive and decisive since he was 35 years old, never at a loss!
(End of this chapter)
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