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Chapter 214 The Emperor's New Clothes, Are You Human? (Seek full order!)

It was the evening when the network traffic was at its peak, and there were more and more people eating melons. Some "good-hearted people" were afraid that the new melon-eaters would not know what happened, so they made an analysis!

For example: both sides of the battle, writer Bian Yongjie, Lotus!

Cause: Writer Bian Yongjie bombarded Lianhua for being arrogant and arrogant, saying that Lianhua said that she had never read Fang Qin's "Poplar Tree" and "Forked Road" (confirmed!)

then……

Not to mention, the enthusiastic melon-eaters are quite professional, and they wrote down the cause of the incident clearly, especially when they added that the root cause of the incident was Fang Qin asking Lianhua if he had read his book!
Until now!

Although these two are not big stars who are out of the circle, but... there is nothing to do recently, and the Chinese New Year is coming soon, they are all at home and farting, so it is just right to join in the fun!

"That's why, come and see how the literati quarrel!"

"Writer, it's too far away from our life, just watch the excitement!"

"I know, I know, everyone is pretending very well!"

""Dragon Babu", a very popular novel!"

"Will there be "Poplar Tree" and "Forked Road" again? These two books are best-selling novels with cumulative sales of 700 million copies!"

"That's right, "Poplar Tree" and "Forked Road" are literature, and excerpts are included in junior high school textbooks, and there are many textbooks. "Dragon Babu" is nothing short of wool!"

"I think "Tian Long Ba Bu" is also well written, and... it may not be impossible to read in textbooks!"

"Haha, I want to eat farts, this is a rubbish article to pass the time!"

The quarrel over novels on the Internet has not stopped!
but……

At this stall, Lotus posted on Weibo!

Before that, someone caught Lianhua and said that he was reading a novel by the neon writer Sanou Fubitchi recently, criticizing him for adoring foreigners!
And there are some people who swear that he has read the Three Lotus Fu Bichi, and said that the writing is very good, and even said that it is the most profound description of the darkness of human nature.

It can be said that under that Weibo post at that time, many people said that they had read Sanou Fu Bichi's novel, and some even praised it from various aspects!
but……

At this moment, almost everyone was dumbfounded.

You see Nima, I made up this name!
and so……

Does this so-called Three Lotus Fu Bichi writer exist at all?
What the fuck is this showy operation?

Almost all the people who eat melons are dumbfounded.

"Haha, shit, this writer doesn't exist?"

"I'll go, I'll just say, I searched, and there is no such a writer!"

"Don't talk nonsense upstairs, I clearly remember that you commented on the last Weibo, saying that you are also reading Sanou Fubite's novel!"

"Haha, I'm dying of laughter, I've decided, I'm pink lotus!"

"That Bian Yongjie...what a disgrace!"

"It turns out that this is a writer, you really have learned a lot! If you haven't read it, you haven't read it, and you still don't know how to pretend to understand?"

"This is Fangqin's disgrace. Can Yongjie survive in the literary circle?"

"You don't understand, these people have thick skins, after a period of silence, they still come out to cut leeks!"

The Weibo comment area is completely blown up, and some people have even started to delete their own comments, especially those who said in the last post that they have seen the works of Sanoufu Bichi, but... the comments of ordinary people who eat melons are not noticed. The focus is on Bian Yongjie.

Because Bian Yongjie swore: "Of course I have read this book!"

No one expected that with such a simple sentence, Bian Yongjie's face was directly thrown to the ground and trampled on, and those who watched the excitement quickly intercepted this Weibo, for fear that the other party would delete the Weibo. Bo.

Facts have proved that everyone's guess is correct. Less than a minute after Lianhua's Weibo was posted, the Weibo posted by writer Bian Yongjie has been deleted.

1 minutes ago!
Bian Yongjie is still thinking about how to arouse the lotus, it is better for the two of them to scold more fiercely, or have a wave of literary competition!

However, he never expected to be killed!
No, this isn't a lore, it's someone else using only one move, and he's already been KO'd!
Bian Yongjie couldn't wait to read Lianhua's latest Weibo after it was refreshed, but when he saw the latest Weibo information clearly, his eyes went dark and he almost passed out.

What the hell?

Bian Yongjie's head buzzed, and he lost his ability to think in an instant, so that there were only three words in his mind, and he didn't even react when the phone rang.

When he came back to his senses, the ear-piercing jingling sound stimulated his nerves, and he quickly answered the phone. It was his friend Lou Wan on the other end of the phone.

"Quick, delete Weibo!"

"Oh, oh oh!"

Bian Yongjie finally woke up, and quickly deleted the Weibo he posted before. It was only now that he noticed that his hands were shaking so much that he could hardly even hold the mouse.

And then, the phone rang again, and Bian Yongjie was shocked when he saw the note, his expression was uglier than crying.

……

"It's so beautiful!"

"Haha, Bian Yongjie was instantly killed!"

"It's over, is it over? No way, I just prepared the watermelon bench!"

"It can only be said that the two of them are not in the same weight class at all. Here, Yongjie is not only weak in combat power, but also has an empty mind!"

"I'll go, he really deleted it?"

"Haha, fortunately I took a screenshot to leave evidence!"

"Hey, what does the poem behind the lotus mean?"

"Can't you tell? Is there a homophonic stalk!"

"One word, awesome! Fortunately, Bian Yongjie is not old, otherwise he would have to be angry!"

"Hey, I was scolded to death, so I have to take responsibility!"

Lianhua's words directly made Bian Yongjie delete Weibo. The most important thing is that Bian Yongjie completely closed Weibo comments and pretended to be dead.

This makes many netizens who are ready to eat melons feel dull, it is too short!
but……

Some people were angry, how could it end so quickly, Bian Yongjie was very angry, and most importantly, he received a call from the teacher, and then he was scolded, and this time he was scolded mercilessly.

Bian Yongjie didn't dare to say a word, until he hung up the phone, his face was already very ugly!

"Yongjie!"

The door was pushed open, and Lou Wan came in. Seeing him like this, she asked with a bit of distress: "Are you okay?"

Bian Yongjie's eyes were red, and he said viciously: "I can't just let it go, at least let Lianhua pay some price!"

Lou Wan said: "Don't worry, I've asked someone to check. In addition, you can use my account to line up with him. There are many people here!"

Although the people in the literary circle sometimes rant against each other, they are quite united when it comes to the outside world, especially the small circle inside, such as young writers like Bian Yongjie!
Basically, the elders of the older generation stood behind them. Although Bian Yongjie was scolded by Fang Qin, the most important thing was that he was ashamed.

Literati are the most sensitive, and Fang Qin probably doesn't want to end this matter like this.

The same is true!

After Bian Yongjie was scolded for pretending to be dead, someone with a little weight in the literary world finally came out.

Bing Shuizhou: "@莲花, how can you be considered a public figure, open your mouth and shut your mouth to swear, how did your teacher teach you, and besides, you don't understand the principle of forgiving and forgiving?"

Bing Shuizhou, the second echelon writer in China, mainly writes mystery novels, and his works include "Shuizhou Detective Collection", "The Third Eye" and so on!
He also has a certain status in the reasoning world, and in the reasoning category, he is almost in the top ten. Because "The Third Eye" has been adapted into a TV series, many people know the name of Bing Shuizhou!
Therefore, his end made the melon-eating crowd who were a little disappointed instantly become active.

"Ha, there's a boss coming off the stage, I don't know if Lianhua will admit his mistake!"

"Admit it? Admit it, what's wrong with Lianhua?"

"Upstairs is still too young to really think that this world is purely about right and wrong?"

"It's nonsense, Lianhua is a writer of the new school, if he doesn't join the association, he won't bother you at all!"

"I don't know if Lotus has joined the association!"

"Why does Bing Shuizhou have to come forward? It's nothing to do with him!"

"Hey, everyone is in the same circle, especially Bian Yongjie not only lost his own face, but even Fang Qin's. Fang Qin is not good at ending himself, so he must let others end!"

As soon as Bing Shuizhou posted on Weibo, many people in the literary circle started to post on Weibo.

Like Lou Wan!

Writer Lou Wan: "Can this kind of person be considered a writer? Homophonic stalking and swearing? He is ashamed to be with others. I hope the association will check carefully to see if he is a member of the association!"

Dahei: "There is no quality at all. It is a tragedy to have talent but no virtue!"

……

"I'm going, it's a bit of a mess!"

While eating potato chips, Shi Huanlang looked at the microblogs criticizing Lianhua. Because his family was established in Go, he was also close to the literary circle, and he knew that these people were not easy to communicate with.

Teacher Jie said: "If you don't find Teacher Tan, if she comes forward, this matter can be settled quickly!"

Zhou You took a sip of water, turned to look at Shi Jie, and said, "Why do you have to calm down!"

Isn't this the best time to post a work?

Novels don’t have to be long, thousands or even hundreds of words are fine, such as the new type of micro-fiction. Under this kind of attention, the benefits of micro-fiction are reflected. To put it bluntly, for ordinary people, what kind of writer? , What musicians, what directors, quarreling and bickering are all small talk after all, and the final comparison is still the work!
Take the so-called Lou Wan, Dahei, Bing Shuizhou and others. These so-called accusations are actually useless, because in the end we still have to return to the work.

You say you are a writer, well, what about your work?
You can be proud of your talents!

Talented people, everyone put up with his bad temper and minor problems.

Zhou You crackled and started typing!
then……

Sent it out again.

Seeing the message sent by Zhou You, Shi Huanlang opened his mouth and said, "You...that poem means that?"

Zhou You frowned, and said, "Of course, my poem didn't curse anyone!"

Lianhua: "A person with a dirty heart sees everything as dirty. My poem was obviously given to Bian Yongjia. Why are you cursing people? The meaning of the whole poem is that the dew soaks the walls made of sand. Is Wu Lun Mu or Xiao?" , here is a quiet and lonely place, the soil seems to be unable to penetrate even the fragrance, and the fertile weeds are dense and deep, drowning the horse's nose!
Look, this is obviously a scene of a paradise, and it also expresses that my heart is as calm as water. No matter how others slander me, I am naturally quiet and lonely. At the same time, I also hope that he can be calm!It's a pity that some people are not only uneducated, but also don't know good people. They send a pair of couplets to the three of them. "

Shi Huanlang said: "Your couplets are not neat!"

Zhou You: ...

Shi Jie rolled his eyes, and said to his heart that the second son of the old man is hopeless, and he can just eat and wait for death in the future!

……

Lotus responded!
But the content makes people dumbfounded.

Isn't it a homophonic swearing poem?
and so……

That's what the poem meant!

But any fool can see that this is a forced explanation, but the problem is, everyone still eats it!
"Haha, let me just say it, I also saw the true meaning of this poem at that time, Lianhua didn't curse people at all, okay?"

"Fuck, bull, is this the class representative?"

"Nimma, this analysis makes me almost believe it myself!"

"Think it's a joke? It's true. This poem is well-proportioned and has ups and downs. Although the text is simple, there are many finishing touches. It is definitely a wonderful poem!"

"I'm stupid, tell me this is a joke, or the elementary school students will take it seriously!"

Lianhua's explanation made everyone burst into laughter. The most important thing is that there was someone seriously analyzing the lines of the poem, and they also spoke clearly and logically. People who don't know may be deceived.

Then, someone noticed the couplet behind the lotus!

one two three four five six seven!

Filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness and honesty!
"What does this couplet mean!"

"The next couplet is wrong. This sentence should come from "The Analects of Confucius". A gentleman is based on the foundation, and Dao is born from the foundation. The filial brother is also the foundation of being a person!"

"Filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness and shame, these are the eight virtues of life, and they are often found in the corridors of schools!"

"Eight virtues? No shame, what the fuck, shameless!"

"Haha, it's really shameless! Then there is one word missing in the first couplet!"

"Isn't that Wuba?"

"Turn your head around, okay? That's not Wuba, that's Wangba, bastard!"

"Haha, bastard, shameless!"

"Nimma, you really are a literati, and you don't take dirty words when you curse!"

"Didn't Lou Wan and Bing Shuizhou say that literati can't swear? It's fine now, no swear words!"

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, maybe what Lianhua said is not a curse, there are other explanations!"

The people who eat melons have seen it, and they all flock to the lotus!
And Lotus fans have already broken through the 30 mark. The most important thing is that the growth rate of this fan is getting faster and faster.

Bing Shuizhou never expected Lianhua to be so eloquent. The analysis of that poem was just arguing, but... the couplet at the back is the real irritating one.

He knew what it meant the first time he saw it.

Bastard, shameless!
This is blatant swearing, and he just said that literati should not swear at the beginning, but now it is all right, people will stop swearing.

Bing Shuizhou calmed down and posted on Weibo again.

Bing Shuizhou: "Since you are a writer, then use your works to speak, what's the use of talking!"

work!

This is right on point. Although everyone wants to see it, it is still a work!

Just when everyone agreed with Bing Shuizhou to watch the work, someone suddenly discovered that Liu Fei had posted a Weibo!
Liu Fei: "The so-called literary world is nothing more than that, bullying someone who is backward? How about face?"

Liu Fei is a hall-level singer. The most important thing is that these singers and actors are the darlings of Weibo. Their fans start from millions, or even tens of millions. For example, Liu Fei is a hall-level singer. At the same time, It also has more than 900 million fans!

This number of fans is definitely crushing Bian Yongjia, Bing Shuizhou, and even the top few in the literary world, not as many as Liu Fei.

This is not to say that Liu Fei is better than several leading figures in the literary world, the main reason is that those in the literary world basically don't play Weibo very much, even if they have Weibo accounts, they hardly post blog posts.

But Liu Fei is different. He is a public figure himself, and he often shows up at concerts or parties, which naturally attracts many fans.

Because of this, when Liu Fei, who has more than 900 million fans, posted on Weibo, it instantly stirred up a storm!

"I'm going, what the hell? What happened to Teacher Liu Fei?"

"What does this have to do with Teacher Liu Fei!"

"Could it be that Teacher Liu Fei is also a fan of Lotus Books?"

"So people can't see it?"

Liu Fei's blog post directly attracted everyone's attention, and at the same time, it also had its own traffic. With 900 million fans, even if [-]% of the fans participated, it instantly raised the popularity of this matter by several dimensions.

What shocked the melon eaters the most was that Liu Fei was not the only one who spoke out.

After Liu Fei uttered his voice, another hall-level singer, Tian Rui, also uttered his voice, and then the superstar of Guangdong Province, Huang Shenglun, the new singer Zhang Hanying whose voice was kissed by an angel, and several first-line singers, Such as Xu Jingmei, Lan Zuer, Liu Ruyun and so on!

Everyone stood up to support Lianhua, although only a few of them scolded the literary world, but... the appearance of this group of people, like a tornado, directly caused everyone's brains to shut down.

"God, what did I see?"

"Nimma, Liu Fei, Tian Rui, Zhang Hanying, Huang Juxing... Be good, half of the singers are here?"

"Half the music circle supports Lotus. What's the situation? Are they all fans of Lotus?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, there must be something going on here!"

Someone already guessed it, but it was still too late, because Tong Yang posted on Weibo!

Tong Yang: "It's not our fault. Teacher Liu Fei made the statement @莲花. Some people may wonder why so many people support Lotus. Let me tell you the truth. ", "Free Like the Wind" and "Travel" are the same person, now you understand it!"

Immediately afterwards, it was Hua Yi, Zhou Song!

Hua Yi: "I'm suffocating, Teacher Lianhua, you are so awesome!"

Zhou Song: "Teacher, I'll wait for your words!"

And then there is Junior Sister Yun Lin!
Yun Lin: "Ahhhh, I'm the one who suffocates to death. If it wasn't for Senior Brother not wanting me to get involved, I would have scolded people a long time ago, okay?"

Even Mr. Huang and Mr. He posted a few emoticons, obviously paying attention to this matter.

This wave of revelations stunned everyone.

And everyone finally understood why half of the music scene came out to support Lotus.

This is a lotus!

Liu Fei, Huang Juxing, Tian Rui, Zhang Hanying and others were all people who had sung traveling songs on charity performances. Later, when they heard that those songs were given to these singers directly, it was even rumored at the time that those songs They were all written by Lianhua in just a few days.

And Lianhua still has the title of Great Demon King in the music world. He even said that he can hold up half of the music world with one hand. In front of him, the king of lyrics and songs is a child's play. Let's just say that there is only one The Great Demon King, that is the lotus flower!

"That big demon king in the music world is actually the lotus who wrote "Dragon Babu"?"

"Fuck, it's real!"

"Nimma, so many big shots have come out to support, it must be true!"

"Damn it, Lianhua is actually a handsome guy? No, I'm talking about the songwriter. Oh, I'm in a mess!"

"These two are actually the same person? Let me go. If they are the same person, then I can accept it. After all... how can there be so many geniuses in this world!"

"That's right, the guy who is the best student in our class has won many awards, but can you believe that he is also a master of the game? A genius can do anything!"

"Lianhua is so good at writing lyrics, I heard that "The Moon is Full in the West Building" will be in textbooks!"

"Haha, before, some people said that Lianhua's "Dragon and Babu" was rubbish, how can it be compared with "Poplar Tree" and "Forked Road" in Fang Qin's textbooks? "

"When something like this happens, I'm suddenly a little afraid that "The West Tower of the Moon" will be deleted!"

"Yeah, there are so many narrow-minded people in the literary world, but they are not clear about education. What if "Moon Man West Tower" is brushed down for revenge?"

"Does Lianhua care about it? Have you seen the news that Lianhua announced that her "The Moon is Full in the West Building" will be available in textbooks?"

Everyone was dumbfounded!

Including Bing Shuizhou, Bian Yongjia, Lou Wan, Dahei!
Especially Dahei and Lou Wan, the two also publicly said on Weibo that they like "Blue Lotus" and "Rice Fragrance", and Lou Wan is still a fan of Zhou Song. Zhou Song's "Nocturne" some time ago, Ascending directly to the top of the Heavenly King almost made the singers of the same period unable to lift their heads.

And the more famous Zhou Song was, the more stable Lianhua's status would be.

And because it was revealed that the author of "Dragon Ba Bu" is Lianhua, the great devil in the music world, many passers-by in the music world also expressed their voices. , If you give one or two songs, you can't take off in place.

Zhou You was a little helpless, he hadn't made any effort yet, so why was he interrupted!

The most important thing is that Bing Shuizhou said that he relied on his works to speak, and he was just about to publish a few classic short stories, but after such a trouble, I am afraid that Bing Shuizhou, Lou Wan Dahei and others will not dare to talk nonsense again up.

Zhou You clattered on the keyboard, finally finished typing an article, and then came to the article column.

Lotus: "I published an article "The Emperor's New Clothes"!"

Lotus: "Stop this matter!"

Lianhua's cessation of this matter is considered to have brought an end to this farce, but... for the people who eat melons, the real excitement has just begun!
After all, the reversal at the end was too great, and many people have not recovered until now.

Lianhua, the big devil in the music world, and Lianhua, the author of "Dragon and Ba Bu", turned out to be the same person, and half of the people in the music world cheered. This kind of scene usually only occurs when there is a big shock, such as a benefit performance, or a big event.

But what is this today?
It's just that Lianhua quarreled with others, and then a large number of singers and stars stood up?

Most people are still talking about it, but some people decisively read "The Emperor's New Clothes" released by Lotus.

Long, long ago, there was an emperor who was so obsessed with beautiful clothes that he spent almost all his money to get them, and he was indifferent to his country's army...

……

The emperor became nervous, because he also felt that what the people said was true.But inside he was thinking, "I have to finish this parade!"

Therefore, the emperor put on an even more proud expression, and the attendants followed behind him, dragging the non-existent train in their hands!

……

Fang Qin finished reading with a serious expression on his face!

"This is... a fairy tale!" Dongshan clicked his tongue with great interest, and said, "This Lianhua is indeed a very scary person!"

Everyone is an adult. Although Dongshan is a representative of China's reasoning circle, but...he also has novels about real society, so he naturally knows what "The Emperor's New Clothes" talks about. It is precisely because of this that he laments that Lianhua is terrible. !
Such a simple and plain text, but it writes a story that makes people feel chills behind, and also criticizes certain phenomena!

And this kind of phenomenon exists in all circles, and there are quite a few of them!
Fang Qin said: "Genius, I didn't expect him to be able to write such an ironic fairy tale. He should abandon the so-called martial arts and write this kind of story exclusively!"

Dong Shan couldn't deny it, and said, "Have you seen his "Dragon Ba Bu"?"

Fang Qin said, "Read the beginning a bit!"

Dongshan said: "Then how can you judge that martial arts novels are unsightly?"

Fang Qin seemed to be stunned.

Dongshan said again: "Actually, does genre matter? It doesn't matter at all. Those who write mystery novels can also expose darkness, those who write history can also expose darkness, and those who write fairy tales can also satirize reality. How can the so-called martial arts not have their own themes and thoughts?"

……

"Hey, after reading it, the emperor is too stupid, and he also loves vanity, and this liar is simply a psychological master, using the emperor's weakness to cheat money, and the ministers are also very hypocritical. In order to please the emperor, they are using false They deceived the emperor with words, for the sake of fame and fortune, they did not hesitate to confuse right and wrong, confusing black and white, it's disgusting!"

"It's amazing, I didn't expect Lianhua to be able to write such a thing! Just this one, it can surpass 90.00% of the so-called writers in the literary circle!"

"I hope Lotus can produce more short stories like this!"

……

A farce is finally over, but...

Shi Huanlang, Shi Jie, is like getting to know Zhou You again!
Teacher's Day is okay, after all, I already knew that the lotus was the lotus that wrote "Blue Lotus", but... Shi Huanlang didn't know!

He only knows that Zhou You is not only a writer, but also a great director and preacher!
but……

He never expected Zhou You to have an identity!
Lotus, the big devil in the singing world!
Shi Huanlang opened his mouth, and held back a sentence for a long time: "Are you... still a human?"

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