Life simulator, start with a maid

Chapter 320 The Script Has a Family Heirloom

"Grandma, what you jumped must be your left eyelid, it's wealth. After all, it's heaven-sent, maybe it's God's bestowed on me, Lao Tian's magic chicken! Eating it will keep you young forever!"

Fatty Tian's words became more and more outrageous, wishing he could be called a phoenix the next moment, while enthusiastically opening the food box in his hand.

"I've already stewed the soup. I deliberately gave it to my aunt to taste first. I also kept the chicken feathers."

"If you have time to make a shuttlecock, let's kick it. Maybe the shuttlecock made of chicken feathers can make me lose weight and become an eighteen handsome man!"

He grinned from ear to ear.

"Grandma, let me tell you, the chicken feathers are really beautiful. It's a pity that the god chicken is a bit bald and has little hair, otherwise it can be made into clothes..."

"Old Tian." Lin Lang took the delicious chicken soup with one hand and patted him on the shoulder with the other, suddenly interrupting the other party's chattering system.

Her tone was very serious.

"I jumped—it was actually the right eyelid."

"And didn't it mean that Nanyi just paid tribute to a rare bird? Then you chicken, this god chicken..."

The corner of Fatty Tian's mouth, which was about to be shoulder to shoulder with his ears, drooped instantly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he felt uncomfortable.

"It's over, it's over... It's over now, our entire East Kitchen is over!"

"What, what can I do about this? Auntie...Auntie, please save me again!"

He is possessed by PHS, so it is impossible for him not to know about the Nanyi tribute, but the ecstasy of picking up the magic chicken washed everything away.

At that time, walking around after dinner, under the moonlight, the fairy in the chicken suddenly descended, so beautiful and noble.He didn't even think about it, he went up with a brick and knocked the fairy to death.

"You're dead, and the soup is ready, so don't think too much about it." Lin Lang comforted by stuffing a chicken leg into the mouth of the stiff man.

"Anyway, the chicken can't be saved now, so let's eat it up and destroy the corpse."

Fatty Tian finally recovered from the ashes and tears, and nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes! As long as you gnaw off all the bones and scum, then only heaven and earth will know about this matter, I know my aunt will know!"

Qiu Bai stuffed in the closet: ...

"Forget about the bones, so don't embarrass your teeth. You can sneak around these bones and take them to the mighty general in front of the palace. After all, dogs are much cleaner than people."

Lin Lang was much calmer than him, and was even very experienced in destroying corpses, and the chicken soup was more fragrant than expected.Maybe because stimulating things are delicious.

"Auntie is right, I'm going now!" Fatty Tian probably didn't taste anything, Zhu Bajie stuffed it like eating ginseng fruit two or three times, and Grandma Wolf picked up the basket and fed it to the dog like a wolf.

Lin Lang, who successfully scared the man away, bent down and knocked on the cabinet door.

"Okay, people are leaving."

The boy was half-supported and half-dragged by her, his handsome face turned black, "You are too courageous." You even dared to eat the tribute chicken.

If it weren't for the fact that Murong Linshen was injured right now, everyone panicked and would not have noticed such a chicken.On weekdays, that would be a surefire death penalty.

"I can't help it. He's cooked it all. I can't possibly be able to revive the chicken, right?" From under the stove, a bowl of chicken soup that Fatty Tian had smuggled secretly just now while Fatty Tian was restless was put in front of him.

The girl blinked and said: "Drink it, this Nanyi tribute chicken is firm in quality, it looks like free-range chicken, it must be a great tonic."

Qiubai: ...

Should he touch her to remember to serve him a bowl?

Or is it helpless that she can still present the physical evidence in front of her?

However, this chicken...

It is indeed quite fragrant.

……

[Simulation starts——]

【…】

[Middle of the 35th month: You were temporarily transferred to the imperial court to be in charge of meals, but you failed to enter the palace after searching for opportunities. 】

【…】

[Middle of the 37th month: You accidentally met an old monk in Yingtian Temple, and he gave you a lottery...]

[Late 37th month: The youngest daughter of the Marquis of Changping enters the palace... You boldly sneak in in the middle of the night, only to find that the dog emperor is very energetic! 】

[Early 38th month: Demonic rumors are rampant, and Concubine Xian is in a coma. 】

【…】

[Middle of the 39th month: The puppet caused turmoil, and some people suggested that King Kang should return to Beijing. 】

【…】

[Early 40th month: King Kang returns to Beijing.Because of your prior reminder, He Chu was sick that day and did not go to work. 】

【…】

[Mid 43rd month: A courtier reported Kang Wang's treason, and presented several evidences.King Kang was taken to prison. 】

[Late 43rd month: Murong Linshen recovered, and began to cut off the minions and wings of King Kang's faction. 】

[Early 44th month: You were ordered by the emperor to successfully capture the Nanyi spy. 】

[Middle of the 44th month: Concubine Xian recovered from illness, but on the way to visit her, you accidentally slipped and fell into the pond and drowned...]

[This simulation is completed, the number of days is 43 months, the points are +43, and the cooling time is 430 minutes. 】

Once the simulation was over, Lin Lang's speechlessness went up to a higher level.

This is not only an emperor, but also an actor.

Only now did she understand what Qiubai meant when he said 'this muddy water is very complicated'.In all likelihood, he already knew that Emperor Dog was fine, but since he couldn't say it clearly, he could only hint to her quietly.

But Emperor Dog's injury was really hurt, but it was definitely not serious. However, because of her lack of poison skills, she always thought it was her fault.

As for the follow-up monsters, they were all created by the dog emperor himself, and there was only one clear goal - to catch the idiot King Kang.

Facts have proved that it is indeed very successful.

As soon as Bai Qihei pretended to be seriously injured on his front foot and dug a hole, there was a silly Baitian jumping into it blankly on his back foot.

The more Lin Lang thought about it, the corners of her mouth twitched.

Not only Kang Wang, but also he was successfully fooled in the last simulation, and he even bravely raised a knife to chop off Kang Wang's dog's head.

No wonder Qiubai kept trying to talk to her during that simulation, probably because He Chu was afraid that she would go crazy after the accident.

It's no wonder that she was buried generously. A direct knife is indeed less troublesome than Murong Linshen's twists and turns, but she has also become a figure in the underworld.

Now that I think about it, there are some small details that have been overlooked.

And although he had died once before in the witchcraft and puppet incident, it was only because Concubine Rong deliberately took advantage of it.

In fact, the audience looked at the overall situation, and there was a lot of thunder and little rain in this matter. Except for the accidents between her and He Chu, two unlucky people, no life was really taken away at all.

It seems that the late emperor, a great villain, not only held the script himself, but also passed it down from his family.

"And this is even more outrageous. I, who is stronger than a cow and can cross a river, will be drowned by the pond?"

Lin Lang laughed when she said it herself.

"I want to see what kind of monster it is."

[Clue reminder] [Middle of the 44st month]

(End of this chapter)