Reborn 1980 Get rich by eating melons

"Fill, pour manure water?"

Lin Shuxin and Lin Man retched for a while, their expressions were full of disgust, and they felt funny just listening to it.

This damn girl is really vicious, she can even come up with such a wicked idea, Tong Sikui can't calm down anymore.

Fearing that Tong Yao would really pour feces into his stomach, he hurriedly struggled to send 'Grandpa' away. If the feces were really poured into his stomach, he would be so disgusted that he would give up eating.

Tong Xiangqiao was also stupid. Although she felt disgusted, she didn't drink it into her stomach after all. She was afraid that Mr. Tong would not leave. Seeing Tong Sikui struggling, she gritted her teeth, hugged Tong Sikui as hard as she could, and urged: " Then you go quickly, and your father and I will hold him down."

Tong Yao got up and walked out, and said as she walked: "It may be difficult to find dung in our big city, I heard that black dog dung is also useful, I happened to see some on the roadside on the way here, I will pick some up first Come back and feed him something."

Upon hearing this, Tong Xiangqiao hugged her even tighter, "Stop nagging, hurry up."

Afraid that Tong Yao would really stuff shit into his mouth, Tong Sikui didn't dare to put on some fancy performances, kicked his legs and twitched twice, his dead fish eyes returned to normal, and his eyes instantly became blank, "Guy, why are you holding me?"

He scanned the crowd, "Why are you all looking at me with terrified expressions? What happened just now? Isn't aunt counting the money? Hey, why am I sitting on the ground?"

After finishing speaking, he struggled to get up, but was held down by Tong Yaohui, "Don't move." He decided to educate this pretending nephew.

Tong Sikui was calm on the face, but he was a little scared in his heart, pretending to be wronged and said: "Second Uncle, do you suspect that I did something wrong, I really didn't exchange the money, I don't know what happened, the money was taken from the bank Come out, I didn't move."

Before Tong Yaohui could speak, Tong Xiangqiao said, "Of course you didn't get the money. It was your grandfather who exchanged it. He just got on you. You move first. We will help you drive away evil spirits."

"What? Grandpa, grandpa fucked me? What did he say?"

Tong Sikui pretended to be handsome, and performed the shock to the fullest. If he was sent to the showbiz, he would get various awards.

Just as Tong Xiangqiao was about to explain, Tong Yao ran in with a large lump of dry black dog feces with a wooden stick holding her nose, "Hold him quickly, and feed this to drive away evil spirits."

"I'm Sikui, grandpa has already left." Tong Sikui was terrified and struggled to stand up again.

Tong Yao smirked and said: "Ghosts are the most cunning thing. When they see us looking for something to deal with him, they will pretend to leave. Besides, being possessed by ghosts is stained with evil spirits. Even if they leave, they have to eat some shit to drive away evil spirits. Otherwise, people are prone to serious illness and bad luck.”

Tong Xiangqiao was superstitious and believed in Tong Yao's words, so she hugged Tong Sikui even tighter, "Sikui, hold your breath and take a bite! It is also said in TV dramas that black dogs exorcise evil spirits."

I heard that people who are possessed by ghosts are in poor health. Once, there will be a second time. This time it’s a relative. It’s okay. Next time, if it’s an evil ghost that pops out from somewhere, then it’s not going to kill you?
Or eat some shit just in case!
Tong Sikui scolded his mother angrily in his heart, he had heard of black dog blood to ward off evil spirits, who the hell heard of black dog shit to ward off evil spirits?
Afraid that Tong Sikui could not be held back, Tong Xiangqiao called her son and daughter over, plus Tong Yaohui, a total of four adults pressed Tong Sikui to the ground. He gritted his teeth tightly and did not open his mouth, and let Lin Shuxin pinch his chin vigorously, causing sour water to flow out of Tong Sikui's mouth.

Seeing the shit in Tong Yao's hand getting closer, he could smell the stench. If he didn't tell the truth, this big lump of black shit would choke him to death.

Facing Tong Yao's sly smile like a little fox, Tong Sikui understood that Tong Yao didn't believe in the matter of grandpa's possession at all, and she deliberately punished him. Even if he ate shit, he would spit out 2 yuan Otherwise, Tong Yao will not give up.

When she was a child, this cousin was arrogant and indulgent, but she always gave people the feeling that she didn't have much brains, and she didn't know how to marry someone, she just had a lot of tricks, knowing that she had been careless this time, Tong Sikui hated and annoyed.

Seeing that everyone was determined to feed him shit, Tong Sikui was on the verge of crying, and at the critical moment, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and beg for mercy.

"Don't, don't, I'm not possessed by ghosts, I don't eat shit, I'm not possessed by grandpa, I'm just pretending, I'm really faking."

Tong Yao smiled and said: "You are a ghost, your actions just now are exactly the same as your grandpa, if you have not been caught by your grandfather, how can you explain those ghost coins? Don't quibble, I got the maggots on this shit It’s clean, eat it quickly, it’ll be fine.”

Tong Sikui almost vomited, and quickly admitted: "I am the imitated grandpa, and I also replaced Mingbi. I was confused and wanted to covet 2 yuan. Second uncle, I know I was wrong. You stop Yaoyao quickly. I'm going to get you the money now."

Hearing this, everyone present was stunned, especially Tong Xiangqiao, who had no idea that her father's possession was a farce created by Tong Sikui, and angrily punched him on the back a few times, cursing angrily: "You son of a bitch! , even lied to your aunt, are you trying to scare me to death by doing this?"

If you want to deceive people, at least you have to get some decent fake money!They even made a bunch of ghost coins to fool people, and a three-year-old child can tell them apart.

Thinking of how she was scared like that just now, she was angry for a while. It's alright to lie, but she still hides it from her. Are you planning to take 2 yuan for herself?
Lin Shuxin and Lin Man didn't expect Tong Sikui to come up with such a flirty idea, especially Lin Man, who thought that he didn't like Tong Yao's villain just now, and was slapped in the face on the spot, thinking that this cousin It was too bad to be on the stage when doing things, she looked at Tong Sikui in disgust and refused to speak out.

Tong Yaohui, on the other hand, seemed to have guessed it a long time ago, and stood up with a cold snort, Tong Yao also sneered, threw the shit into the trash can by the table, patted the dust on his hands and said, "Okay, since you admit it, Then hand over the money!"

After such an incident, Tong Sikui was so scared that he didn't dare to be a monster anymore. He honestly went back to the room and took out 2 yuan. The elders and juniors are all here, and being watched by so many people, no matter how thick-skinned Tong Sikui is At this moment, I couldn't hold back anymore, and said with a blushing face, "Second Uncle, all the money is here."

At this time, Tong Sikui felt very regretful. If he had known that the money would not be able to be kept, he would not have done so many things. Not only did he lose face in front of the family, but he was almost fed shit. Thinking of the smell just now, he The stomach began to churn out sour water.

He took out another 80 yuan, and his heart, liver, spleen and lungs expressed his reluctance. His salary is only 2 yuan a month, and when will he earn [-] yuan.

Tong Yaohui snorted coldly, took the money and counted the previous ones, and after confirming that the amount of money was all right with Tong Yao, they signed and took the money and left without saying a word the whole time.

It can be seen that Tong Yaohui was really heartbroken by his nephew this time.

It is very unsafe to carry 10,000+ on the body, and it is easy to be misunderstood by the bad guys. Tong Yaohui took his ID card to the bank to deposit the money, and he felt more at ease. On the way home, the father and daughter went to the vegetable market and bought two I bought a catty of pork ribs and two catties of pork, and bought some vegetables that Tong Yao likes to eat, and then I went home.