The metaphysicist, he only believes in science
Chapter 100 Growing taller and handsome
Chapter 100 Growing taller and handsome
At this time, Huang Wu and Huang Qi also came back from their hometown. Seeing them walking happily with wind, they must have lived a happy and comfortable year in their hometown.
As soon as he entered the room, Huang Wu took a sniff and said, "It's not right, it has a different smell."
Lin Yi glanced at him: "You can smell this too?"
Huang Wu sniffed it again, and suddenly yelled strangely: "The master still has Humen?"
Lin Yi's ears were almost broken by him, and he said angrily: "No, it was just a fight."
Huang Wu had a grim look on his face: "Which family is it from? So bold? How dare you even break into my Huang Wu's territory? You really don't take my Huang Wuye seriously."
Lin Yi patted him on the head: "Where did you learn it? You are full of gangsters. They have already left, and they will not take away my master's love for you."
Only then did Huang Wu and his wife feel relieved, only then did they realize that Lin Yi's injury had healed, and they yelled strangely, "Master's injury healed so quickly?"
"Well, Hu Men cured me with the demon pill."
"What?" Huang Wu was shocked, Huang Qi also jumped up with a nervous expression, "What kind of diabolical methods did the master use?"
Lin Yi patted him on the head angrily: "In your eyes, besides being extremely vicious, your master and I have no mercy?"
Huang Wu rubbed his head and smirked: "Master, I'm joking. I just think that Humen is cunning, evil and poisonous, and has a strong desire for revenge. He is willing to use the demon pill to heal the master's wounds. It must be the master. s method."
Lin Yi squinted at him, in terms of cunning and revenge, Huang Pizi was no worse than Humen, yet he had the nerve to talk about him.Sure enough, the crow stood on the pig, not knowing that he was black.
"It's a long story. The matter has already passed, so I don't bother to mention it. In short, Humen cured my injury with the demon pill. I was lucky yesterday. I won an 800 yuan shopping coupon in the supermarket shopping lottery. "
Huang Wu opened his mouth and shouted: "Wow, I'm so good. I can actually bless the owner to win the lottery."
Lin Yi slapped him with a slap: "Show some face. It's Hu Ba's credit." Although Hu Ba was also bragging, Lin Yi, who had never been lucky since he was a child, was very satisfied.
"Hu Ba? Who is Hu Ba? Who is Hu Ba?" Huang Wu was furious.
"You still have the nerve to say that you have been my spiritual pet for so long. I haven't seen the money and rice in the warehouse. What about your Baojia town house?"
Huang Wu looked listless and a little guilty after being photographed.After the spirits are formed, if they want to become Baojiaxian, they have to go to Niangniang Temple for Baojiaxian training. Every great fairy will choose the same skill to learn.And what he studied was to keep the house safe, and he really didn't learn the skills of wealth luck.
As for his wife, she learned beauty skills, and Lin Yi is a man, so she doesn't seem to be able to use them.Ever since, the couple could only do what they could diligently.Before, I was so self-satisfied, but now with Humen as a comparison, the sense of crisis exploded.Huang Wu hurriedly said to Lin Yi: "Master, take my mouse fur with you, and you won't be afraid of accidents anymore. I will protect you from disasters."
Huang Qi desperately blew on Lin Yi, "My skill is beauty, I want to make the master white and tender..."
Lin Yi quickly backed away: "Stop, stop, I'm a big man, why do I want to be white and tender?" He recognized that he was said to be a good boy, but he must not be called a sissy.
Huang Qidao: "Don't worry, master, I promise to make you masculine and handsome. Women scream when they see you, and you are more handsome than movie stars." He blew on Lin Yi desperately.
Lin Yi: "..."
"It's not good for a man to be too handsome, and he'll get into a rotten peach blossom. Can it make me grow taller? Just be 2 centimeters taller." As long as he reaches 180, he doesn't need to put on two more layers of insoles, and make his hair thorny every day. Obscene, just for that mere two centimeters.
……
Sleeping in the middle of the night, Lin Yi found that someone was pulling his leg. He couldn't help but kicked over two soft objects, and received two wailing sounds. He couldn't help opening his eyes. It turned out to be Huang Wu and his wife, so he asked: "Why are you two pulling my legs?"
Huang Qi got up from the ground and explained: "Master, Huang Wu only learned fighting skills, while I only learned the skills of beauty and beauty, but did not learn the skills of heightening. I asked all the sisters and brothers of the same clan, but none of them have this skill. Later, I checked the medical books and found that in order to increase height, in addition to having enough nutrition, I should practice skipping rope and lifting exercises every day. Of course, these are time-consuming. I think that stretching the legs for the owner every night should be will work."
Lin Yi: "..."
……
During the winter vacation, he worked hard and went to the old sun in private to make up for a lot of knowledge points that he had missed.Lao Sun is really a kind person. In order to tutor Lin Yi, during the Spring Festival, he didn't even leave his relatives or travel, so he specially gave Lin Yi extra lessons.
The old grandson also specially gave Lin Yi two pockets of clothes, saying that he bought them for a relative's child, but the child just went abroad and couldn't wear them, and he was too embarrassed to take them back, so he had to give Lin Yi a cheap price and let Lin Yi try them on. , to see if it fits.
In fact, Lin Yi also knew that Lao Sun should have bought it specially for him.And these clothes are not cheap, although they are not top brands, but the style and quality are not to be chosen, and the physical store also sells a set for several thousand yuan.Lin Yi suppressed his inner fluctuations and tried it on, and it really fit.
Old Sun said with satisfaction: "Look, it is true that Buddha relies on gold clothes, and people rely on clothes. Putting on these clothes, people become much more handsome. They also have temperament."
Cai Qin looked Lin Yi up and down, and said with a smile: "I don't know if it's my illusion, but I feel that Lin Yi is indeed better looking than before, and his skin has turned a lot whiter."
The old sun said: "I was injured and hospitalized before. How long has it been since I have been exposed to the sun? Can the skin not be white?"
……
The hard work finally paid off. Under Lao Sun's selfless guidance, Lin Yi's homework finally caught up with his classmates' progress after school started.
What excites Lin Yi the most is that after one semester, his height has changed again.Although it is only 1.8 cm long, it is enough for him to be excited.According to Huang Qi, as long as the bone line is not closed, it can grow up to 25 years old.Moreover, the weather in Beijing is cold, the winter is long, and the clothes are thick, the heat in the body is not easy to discharge, which is more conducive to height growth.As long as you keep exercising, it will be no problem to grow more than two or three centimeters.
For the sake of height, Lin Yi decided to fight.
Lin Yi, who is only 0.02 short of 180, feels that walking is windy, and his back is stiff when he talks. Even if he still has no height advantage in front of some northern students, he still looks away.
On the first day after school started, Yang Silin yelled at Lin Yi, "The injury healed so soon?"
"Well, isn't that surprising?"
"Indeed. Didn't you say that you have to take care of a broken bone for several months?"
"Who told me to have strong bones?"
Yang Silin observed Lin Yi carefully again: "Why do I feel that you are so handsome again after I haven't seen you for a semester?"
Li Yihao also took a closer look. Not to mention, I haven't seen him for 20 days. This guy is indeed better looking than before. His facial features are still the same as before, but he looks better than before.
Lin Yi touched his face: "Really? Alas, then I will be miserable. I am so handsome, I don't know how much luck I will get into."
"Cut!" Three pairs of fists hit him.
(End of this chapter)
At this time, Huang Wu and Huang Qi also came back from their hometown. Seeing them walking happily with wind, they must have lived a happy and comfortable year in their hometown.
As soon as he entered the room, Huang Wu took a sniff and said, "It's not right, it has a different smell."
Lin Yi glanced at him: "You can smell this too?"
Huang Wu sniffed it again, and suddenly yelled strangely: "The master still has Humen?"
Lin Yi's ears were almost broken by him, and he said angrily: "No, it was just a fight."
Huang Wu had a grim look on his face: "Which family is it from? So bold? How dare you even break into my Huang Wu's territory? You really don't take my Huang Wuye seriously."
Lin Yi patted him on the head: "Where did you learn it? You are full of gangsters. They have already left, and they will not take away my master's love for you."
Only then did Huang Wu and his wife feel relieved, only then did they realize that Lin Yi's injury had healed, and they yelled strangely, "Master's injury healed so quickly?"
"Well, Hu Men cured me with the demon pill."
"What?" Huang Wu was shocked, Huang Qi also jumped up with a nervous expression, "What kind of diabolical methods did the master use?"
Lin Yi patted him on the head angrily: "In your eyes, besides being extremely vicious, your master and I have no mercy?"
Huang Wu rubbed his head and smirked: "Master, I'm joking. I just think that Humen is cunning, evil and poisonous, and has a strong desire for revenge. He is willing to use the demon pill to heal the master's wounds. It must be the master. s method."
Lin Yi squinted at him, in terms of cunning and revenge, Huang Pizi was no worse than Humen, yet he had the nerve to talk about him.Sure enough, the crow stood on the pig, not knowing that he was black.
"It's a long story. The matter has already passed, so I don't bother to mention it. In short, Humen cured my injury with the demon pill. I was lucky yesterday. I won an 800 yuan shopping coupon in the supermarket shopping lottery. "
Huang Wu opened his mouth and shouted: "Wow, I'm so good. I can actually bless the owner to win the lottery."
Lin Yi slapped him with a slap: "Show some face. It's Hu Ba's credit." Although Hu Ba was also bragging, Lin Yi, who had never been lucky since he was a child, was very satisfied.
"Hu Ba? Who is Hu Ba? Who is Hu Ba?" Huang Wu was furious.
"You still have the nerve to say that you have been my spiritual pet for so long. I haven't seen the money and rice in the warehouse. What about your Baojia town house?"
Huang Wu looked listless and a little guilty after being photographed.After the spirits are formed, if they want to become Baojiaxian, they have to go to Niangniang Temple for Baojiaxian training. Every great fairy will choose the same skill to learn.And what he studied was to keep the house safe, and he really didn't learn the skills of wealth luck.
As for his wife, she learned beauty skills, and Lin Yi is a man, so she doesn't seem to be able to use them.Ever since, the couple could only do what they could diligently.Before, I was so self-satisfied, but now with Humen as a comparison, the sense of crisis exploded.Huang Wu hurriedly said to Lin Yi: "Master, take my mouse fur with you, and you won't be afraid of accidents anymore. I will protect you from disasters."
Huang Qi desperately blew on Lin Yi, "My skill is beauty, I want to make the master white and tender..."
Lin Yi quickly backed away: "Stop, stop, I'm a big man, why do I want to be white and tender?" He recognized that he was said to be a good boy, but he must not be called a sissy.
Huang Qidao: "Don't worry, master, I promise to make you masculine and handsome. Women scream when they see you, and you are more handsome than movie stars." He blew on Lin Yi desperately.
Lin Yi: "..."
"It's not good for a man to be too handsome, and he'll get into a rotten peach blossom. Can it make me grow taller? Just be 2 centimeters taller." As long as he reaches 180, he doesn't need to put on two more layers of insoles, and make his hair thorny every day. Obscene, just for that mere two centimeters.
……
Sleeping in the middle of the night, Lin Yi found that someone was pulling his leg. He couldn't help but kicked over two soft objects, and received two wailing sounds. He couldn't help opening his eyes. It turned out to be Huang Wu and his wife, so he asked: "Why are you two pulling my legs?"
Huang Qi got up from the ground and explained: "Master, Huang Wu only learned fighting skills, while I only learned the skills of beauty and beauty, but did not learn the skills of heightening. I asked all the sisters and brothers of the same clan, but none of them have this skill. Later, I checked the medical books and found that in order to increase height, in addition to having enough nutrition, I should practice skipping rope and lifting exercises every day. Of course, these are time-consuming. I think that stretching the legs for the owner every night should be will work."
Lin Yi: "..."
……
During the winter vacation, he worked hard and went to the old sun in private to make up for a lot of knowledge points that he had missed.Lao Sun is really a kind person. In order to tutor Lin Yi, during the Spring Festival, he didn't even leave his relatives or travel, so he specially gave Lin Yi extra lessons.
The old grandson also specially gave Lin Yi two pockets of clothes, saying that he bought them for a relative's child, but the child just went abroad and couldn't wear them, and he was too embarrassed to take them back, so he had to give Lin Yi a cheap price and let Lin Yi try them on. , to see if it fits.
In fact, Lin Yi also knew that Lao Sun should have bought it specially for him.And these clothes are not cheap, although they are not top brands, but the style and quality are not to be chosen, and the physical store also sells a set for several thousand yuan.Lin Yi suppressed his inner fluctuations and tried it on, and it really fit.
Old Sun said with satisfaction: "Look, it is true that Buddha relies on gold clothes, and people rely on clothes. Putting on these clothes, people become much more handsome. They also have temperament."
Cai Qin looked Lin Yi up and down, and said with a smile: "I don't know if it's my illusion, but I feel that Lin Yi is indeed better looking than before, and his skin has turned a lot whiter."
The old sun said: "I was injured and hospitalized before. How long has it been since I have been exposed to the sun? Can the skin not be white?"
……
The hard work finally paid off. Under Lao Sun's selfless guidance, Lin Yi's homework finally caught up with his classmates' progress after school started.
What excites Lin Yi the most is that after one semester, his height has changed again.Although it is only 1.8 cm long, it is enough for him to be excited.According to Huang Qi, as long as the bone line is not closed, it can grow up to 25 years old.Moreover, the weather in Beijing is cold, the winter is long, and the clothes are thick, the heat in the body is not easy to discharge, which is more conducive to height growth.As long as you keep exercising, it will be no problem to grow more than two or three centimeters.
For the sake of height, Lin Yi decided to fight.
Lin Yi, who is only 0.02 short of 180, feels that walking is windy, and his back is stiff when he talks. Even if he still has no height advantage in front of some northern students, he still looks away.
On the first day after school started, Yang Silin yelled at Lin Yi, "The injury healed so soon?"
"Well, isn't that surprising?"
"Indeed. Didn't you say that you have to take care of a broken bone for several months?"
"Who told me to have strong bones?"
Yang Silin observed Lin Yi carefully again: "Why do I feel that you are so handsome again after I haven't seen you for a semester?"
Li Yihao also took a closer look. Not to mention, I haven't seen him for 20 days. This guy is indeed better looking than before. His facial features are still the same as before, but he looks better than before.
Lin Yi touched his face: "Really? Alas, then I will be miserable. I am so handsome, I don't know how much luck I will get into."
"Cut!" Three pairs of fists hit him.
(End of this chapter)
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