The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Although the Dongyue Yin Division has undergone various reforms and issued various welfare systems to attract the souls of the West, the effect is still not satisfactory.On the contrary, the Western underworld became more and more confident, and even promoted these Eastern dead souls to become the main force against Dongyue Yinsi.

Just a few days before the meeting, the head of the Ecstasy in the southeast area led a team across the ocean and returned from the western underworld.

Although there were fierce intrigues in the Chenghuang Temple, when it came to foreign affairs, everyone united again and decided that they must teach the Western underworld a lesson.Let everyone brainstorm how to get back the lost place.

Lin Yi's position in the National City God's Temple was not high, and he was a new official, so he was not good at speaking, so he kept silent and kept a low profile as much as possible.

Although Lin Yi has lowered himself into the dust, all the priests present here are wearing mustaches, mustaches, or beards. He is the only one with a small white face, even sitting in the corner, he still attracts the attention.

No, after several great gods spoke, there was a moment of silence. Seeing that Wugui had spoken, Lord City God began to roll his name, and the first one to be called was Lin Yi.

Lin Yi, who was named, groaned secretly in his heart, the feeling of being stared at by pairs of grimaces is really bad.It's just that they were all named, so I could only bite the bullet and say: "...I'm a newcomer, and I'm not very familiar with the Western underworld, so it's really hard to speak. It's just that my lord looks down on me so much, so the subordinate officials just talked nonsense, saying It's not right, I hope you adults will forgive me." They bowed in a circle very humbly.

The ghosts looked at Lin Yi, but they didn't say anything harsh. After all, his grandfather worked in the headquarters of Dongyue. It is said that the relationship network is very deep. They also heard that this kid also has strong connections in the heavens, and that this kid has personal strength. It should not be underestimated, not only the kind that has so much money that there is no place to spend it.The foundation is also deep at the grassroots level, no matter how stupid or jealous others are, they will not embarrass them on the spot.

The kind smiles of the ghosts moved Lin Yi's heart. They are indeed senior bosses, and they really have a broad heart and a magnificent bearing.

So Lin Yi cleared his throat and expressed his own opinion: "...The lower official feels that even if those dead souls who have changed their nationality are brought back, they are still in Cao Ying and their hearts are in Han. There is really no need to travel thousands of miles to bring them back. Dongyue. On the contrary, those who have not changed their nationality can be considered."

"The souls of the dead who have not changed their nationality can be brought back. If the other party blocks it, we can also detain their souls who died in the east."

"In general, Chinese people can't blame them all for going abroad and becoming Western nationalities. It would be perfect if they can return to Dongyue after death. If they don't want to, there's no need to force it. After all, twisted melons are not sweet. Furthermore, when dealing with Westerners, reasoning alone will not work, and if necessary, fists must be added."

Lin Yi's suggestions are quite satisfactory, and there is nothing wrong with them.Master Guo Chenghuang still gave a higher evaluation, and let the ghosts continue to think of ways to come up with ideas.

With Lin Yi's speech, the ghosts also found their way of thinking, and began to deal with the Western underworld around Rao, whether to continue the negotiation or discuss with fists.

At the end of the discussion, all the priests unanimously decided to give courtesy first and soldiers later.I really can't talk anymore, let's show my fist again.

However, who to negotiate with the Western Underworld?
Eastern and Western languages ​​do not speak each other. Since you are negotiating with someone, you must speak their language.But all the priests present are old ghosts who have lived hundreds of years older, and none of them can speak English at all.

But the solution is all figured out. Most of the dead souls in Dongyue can speak English. Wouldn't it be solved by finding a few English-speaking translators from the dead souls?

This method is really good, Lin Yi let out a sigh of relief, and echoed loudly.

So, Lord Chenghuang of the Kingdom began to arrange negotiating personnel, his eyes drifted over the faces of a group of high-ranking priests, and finally made the decision, and selected several priests as negotiating members.

All the ghosts have no objection.

The Chief Prosecutor said abruptly: "Brother Sober, I have seen your resume. You are bilingual in English and Japanese, right?"

Pairs of eyes were fixed on Lin Yi.

Lin Yi wanted to cry but had no tears. Originally, he was not qualified for the local inspectors in the local auditions.But his grandfather let him try it. In order to increase his chances of being selected, he wrote the advantages of being good at English and Japanese in his resume.Although he was successfully elected as the inspector, this meeting became a stumbling block instead.

In the end, Lin Yi was stuffed into the negotiating team, becoming the youngest negotiator with the lowest position in the negotiating team.

……

Back in Yangjian, Lin Yi hurriedly burned incense to Master Sa Shoujian, begging Master to help him and give him advice.In this negotiation between the East and the West, we do not seek meritorious service, but seek no faults.

This guy Wu Hua nestled comfortably on the refrigerator, rolled his eyes and said, "Is this called holding Buddha's feet temporarily? It's useless. It's better to ask yourself than to pray for Buddha."

Lin Yi turned his head and glared at him: "Shut up, you blind thing, my master is a great Taoist god."

Wu Hua patted his wings and muttered in a low voice, "It doesn't matter if your master is a Buddhist or a Taoist god, master, you are just cramming temporarily, it's useless."

Bai Jie jumped onto the sofa, flicked her nine tails, and said with a sneer, "This bastard has started crowing again."

Wu Hua raised her neck and said, "I'm a crow. What's the name of a crow's mouth if it's not called a crow's mouth?"

Lin Yi said expressionlessly: "Are you pouring cold water on me, Master?"

Wu Hua quickly changed her tone: "No, no, master, you misunderstood. I was talking about it just now. Master, you will definitely get what you want."

Lin Yi stretched out his hand, using the superintendent's new supernatural powers to fetch things from a distance, and Wu Hua, who used the refrigerator as his home, flapped his wings and was forced to fall into Lin Yi's hands.

"Master, I was wrong, please give me a chance to make up for it." Wu Hua yelled pitifully.

Lin Yi pinched his neck and threatened: "If this negotiation fails, I will pluck your hair."

……

That night, Sa Shoujian actually appeared in Lin Yi's dream, and said: "You need to be strong to strike an iron. It is impossible to reason with the western barbarians. From ancient times to the present, fists are the last word." .”

Lin Yi also knows that when dealing with Westerners, talking about benevolence, righteousness and morality is simply farting, and force is the kingly solution.

However, he doesn't know the fighting power of the Western underworld. If he rashly provokes a war, he will not be able to beat them, but will be beaten by them instead. By then, signing one after another of unequal treaties that forfeit power and humiliate the country like in the late Qing Dynasty will be a mess. ?
Then isn't he a sinner of the entire Dongyue Yin Division?

But Sa Shoujian said disdainfully: "There are only a few gods in the West? We in the East can just drag any god out and beat them? What are you afraid of? The thunder gang taught by your master is the nemesis against evil spirits. We really want to fight , They will never be your opponents."

Lin Yi was sweating madly, the fighting power of the Eastern God Realm must have surpassed that of the West, but the problem is, too many dragons can't cure the water, too many ducks can't lay eggs, and too many people can't wash the dishes.The Eastern God Realm is indeed full of talents, but most of them work in their own way. The war faction and the peace faction form a polarization. Before fighting with the West, their own people will engage in internal strife first.

Facing Lin Yi's pessimism and negativity, Sa Shoujian was also helpless, saying: "It's rare that you can see it so clearly at such a young age. However, you don't have to worry too much. Since Emperor Dongyue took charge of the work of the underworld again, the underworld The combat power has been greatly improved. The main combat faction has generally gained the upper hand, if the negotiation fails, the worst is to fight." Then Lin Yi was asked not to be too much of a leader, but there was no need to be too low-key.It's up to him to be in the limelight, no matter what, he, the master, will stand up for it.

Lin Yi said: "However, I can't even beat my own colleagues. Even if I fight with the Western Underworld, I don't think I can make a move. If I want to earn credit, I have nowhere to earn it."

Sa Shoujian glared at him: "Promise! There is no shame in being in a wolf's den but not being able to beat a wolf. If you go to a sheep's den and can't beat a sheep, that's your job." Tell Lin Yi that there are few people in the Western underworld who can beat a wolf. He did it boldly.

Seeing that Lin Yi still had no confidence, Sa Shoujian taught Lin Yi the authentic Taoist techniques such as "spreading beans into soldiers" and "nine-character mantra".

"A few years ago, the ghost generals in Fengdu City had a friendship exchange with the western underworld. The other party, who is known as the number one god in the universe, was called Zeus, and the third-rank ghost generals in Huidu could fight with him. Your strength can definitely beat him."

Lin Yi was at a loss. The ghost general with the highest rank in the city god of the country was the third rank, which was said to be the strength of the ghost king.He hadn't fought against the Ghost King either.Those ghosts who claimed to have the strength of ghost kings before were just stronger than ordinary ghosts, and they were not at the same level as ghost kings.

But Sa Shoujian firmly believed that his apprentice was already comparable to the King of Ghosts, so he told him to be bold and don't be polite with those bastards in the west, and don't fall into his prestige.Then he threw a booklet to Lin Yi, which contained various Taoist techniques, and asked Lin Yi to learn more techniques quickly so that he would not be overwhelmed by too many skills.

After Lin Yi woke up, he was holding an antique booklet in his hand, and he quickly opened it to read.There are actually 72 kinds of Taoist spells, the most common ones are shrinking the ground to an inch, space teleportation, wave splitting, wiping willows, water splitting, animal slavery, inviting gods, and three flavors of real fire... Lin Yi was greatly impressed Strange, after flipping through the entire booklet, I quickly picked up a few important spells and recited spells silently.

……

Three days later, the City God of the Kingdom finally decided on a time for the negotiation, and decided that half a month later, they would travel across the ocean to negotiate in the other party's territory.Lin Yi was also among them, acting as an interpreter in the negotiation team.

After receiving the news from the National City God Temple, Lin Yi began to study spells day and night, reciting mantras silently, and practicing with a few pets.

As the negotiation date approached, Lin Yi received a mission from 149, asking Lin Yi to go to the west with the action team.

Lin Yi was on the verge of crying, he was really afraid of anything.

"Can I ask for leave? I really have something to do in the next half month."

Goshawk's tone was serious: "You should be clear about the rules and regulations of the action group."

Lin Yi was speechless for a moment. 149 belongs to the military, and the mission assigned by the superior is equivalent to a military order. The military order is like a mountain. Even if the parents die, the wife runs away with others, the sky collapses, the earth explodes... these are not reasons to ask for leave .

Lin Yi also knew the reason why the military order was like a mountain, but, but, he couldn't ask for leave because of his job in the underworld.Not even qualified to speak.

So Lin Yi could only try to make friends with Goshawk, and he agreed to participate in this mission, but he did not set off with the action team.It means that when action is needed, he will appear in the action group on time.

Goshawk reluctantly agreed, and has cooperated with Lin Yi for five years and participated in several missions together. He still knows Lin Yi as a human being.But this task is very important, and he doesn't want any mistakes to be made. Once again, he told Lin Yi to be punctual and follow the rules, and accept the organization's arrangements.Otherwise, all consequences will be caused and a court-martial will be required.

Lin Yi knew the rigid rules of the organization, and he didn't have the guts to challenge the military law.You can only guarantee that you will show up on time.

After hanging up the phone, Lin Yi pondered for a while, and finally gave up the idea of ​​going to the National City God Temple to ask his boss for leave. Finally, he looked at a group of pets.

Huang Wu Huang Qi sat there in a row, looking at him with a pair of round eyeballs with concern, although Huang Pizi is evil and loves to hold grudges, his appearance is still quite naive and cute.

Over the years, Huang Wu's combat effectiveness has also increased day by day. Following him, he learned the fighting skills of several foreign devils from David, and also learned English. He also learned a lot of actual combat experience from Matsushita Masaichi. The value has been able to barely rank in the top ten.

He came up with a solution. Looking at Huang Wu's huge and strong body, Lin Yi suddenly thought of an idea to kill two birds with one stone.

……

Fortunately, there was a three-day gap between the departure time of the Dongyue negotiation team and the action team. The negotiation time in the underworld and the action team in the yang world were also staggered. As long as the arrangements are proper, they can still be reversed.

When it was the day of departure, Lin Yi put on his overalls, hid Huang Qi and Bai Jie in his pockets, followed the members of Dongyue, boarded the spaceship, and traveled all the way across the ocean to the western underworld thousands of miles away.

You can guess with your toes that the negotiations with the Western Underworld will not go well.

Different from the entrance of Dongyue Yinsi Headquarters, the entrance of Western Underworld is located at a world-famous waterfall. Entering from the waterfall, through a long tunnel, is a huge city gate made of huge stones that towers into the sky.

Dozens of Western warriors in battle armor stood coldly at the gate of the city. Most of them had red hair and green eyes, and some had yellow hair and blue eyes.The warrior leader of the other party snorted from his nose, Lin Yi explained his purpose, and showed the other party the negotiation documents in the hands of the judge, and said coldly: "Wait!" Turned around and left.

Immediately afterwards, the huge city gate was closed.

The leader of the negotiating team, who is also the civil judge of Guochenghuangli, named Wan Changyu, was so angry that his nose was crooked. Even though he couldn't understand the other party's words, he knew that they were shut down, trembling with anger, and kept cursing "Mice are so rude!"