The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Lin Yi smiled coldly: "Tell me, what exactly do you want to do?"

The male ghost saw that Lin Yi was full of anger, and he was not afraid of himself, but a little scared, so he said in a blunt manner: "I didn't do anything, I just followed here to have a look."

"Is that rewarding?" Lin Yi asked.

"No." The male ghost muttered, they were all a group of masculine men, so he couldn't do anything.It was hard to find someone with weak yang energy, but Lin Yi cut him off, and he could even see himself. In front of Lin Yi, the male ghost became more honest.

Lin Yi warned: "I can warn you, don't play ghosts in my crew, or I will kill you." stayed in the sun.Although he was an inspector, he became numb after seeing a lot.

……

There is an unwritten rule in the circle that no matter what kind of film is being shot, the opening ceremony must be performed. It is said that it is to pay homage to the gods of the four directions and protect the crew from being disturbed.And the crew of the ghost film was even more sloppy.Yan Lijun has filmed many supernatural themes, and he is well aware of the tricks here, so the opening ceremony was extraordinarily grand.Not only bought three animals, fruits and vegetables, but also invited Taoist priests.

After the Taoist came to the set, he inspected the sacrifices and paper money, and said to Yan Lijun, "The paper money is unqualified."

"what?"

The Taoist said seriously: "This kind of cheap paper money, which cannot be used in the underworld, is equivalent to the counterfeit money in the underworld. Once it is burned out, the ghosts and gods will be even more angry when they receive the counterfeit money."

Yan Lijun immediately called for props and asked, "What did you do? You actually bought a bunch of inferior goods back."

Props looked aggrieved: "I... bought it because it was cheap..."

"Don't you understand the principle of being greedy for cheap and suffering big losses?" Yan Lijun was half dead with anger.Dealing with ghosts and gods, can these cheap things be greedy?
Props hurriedly said: "Then...then I'll go buy it right away."

Yan Lijun looked at the time and shouted: "There are still 10 minutes to go before the ceremony, and it's too late for you to buy it now. You idiot, you are an old man in the team, and you still make this kind of mistake."

The props were dumbfounded by the scolding, and the others didn't know what to do. Everyone knew that Yan Lijun's scolding was terrible.

Yan Lijun asked the scholar again if he could choose another time, or think of other ways.

The Taoist immediately pinched his fingers, made some calculations, and said, "Or, the opening ceremony will be postponed until three days later."

Yan Lijun immediately frowned, and immediately denied: "No, the time is already tight enough, and this will affect the progress." If it affects the whole body, it will not only affect the progress of the filming, but also the money will be spent like water.According to the original plan, after shooting here, you have to go to the next point to shoot.If it is delayed here, other plans will also be affected, and in this way, all plans will be disrupted.What Yan Lijun hates most is that the plan is disrupted, which not only affects his mood, but also affects the efficiency of the entire crew.

The Taoist priest had no other choice, so Yan Lijun had no choice but to ask around if there was a paper money seller nearby.The staff all shook their heads.

The set plan was disrupted, and Yan Lijun turned on the runaway mode, scolding the buyer bloody.

Lin Yi could only say: "Paper money can't be burned, so burn ingots."

"What?" Yan Lijun glared at him fiercely, and when he found out that it was Lin Yi, he suppressed his anger, "Zhou Yuanbao?"

The Taoist said: "That's right, this paper money can't be used, you can use Yuanbao instead. But Yuanbao also needs paper money to fold."

"I still have some paper money here, and I can fold ingots." Lin Yi didn't want to reveal his ability to fold paper money unless it was a last resort, but Yan Lijun was a person who liked to make plans for himself in advance, and then follow the plan.If he disrupts his original plan, let alone go berserk, he will be like a chicken that has been beaten unconscious, and he will never be able to enter the state.For the sake of Yan Lijun and himself, Lin Yi had no choice but to stand up and make amends.

Yan Lijun's eyes lit up, and he hurried over: "Do you have paper money?"

Lin Yi took out a stack of yellow paper money from his pocket, the Taoist looked at it, nodded and said, "The quality of this money is good."

"That's all?" Yan Lijun asked.

"Well, there are only so many." There are about twenty or so.

"Too little..."

The Taoist immediately said: "It's really small, but if you fold it into gold ingots, one is worth a thousand. Young man, did you just say you can fold gold ingots?"

Lin Yi nodded: "Well, I can fold gold ingots. It should be too late now." Then, he pulled a stool and sat down, and began to fold gold ingots.

Because he often tied ingots, Lin Yi was familiar with the road, and he folded a gold ingot in the blink of an eye.

The Taoist said "Hey", picked up the gold ingot to look at it, and couldn't help but praise: "Young man, this craftsmanship is not bad, is it passed down in the family?"

"Well, grandpa taught me." While talking, he folded another gold ingot.

"This craft is amazing. There are not many people who can origami now."

Seeing that Lin Yi folded paper extremely fast, Yan Lijun looked at the time. There were still 15 minutes left, so he should be in time, so he felt relieved.

So, the crew members gathered around Lin Yi to watch him fold ingots.

Ku Yi's fingers are dexterous and his movements are focused, everyone is stunned.

A staff member thought it was interesting, so they took a video of the video and planned to send it to D Music for display.

In less than 2 minutes, Lin Yi finished taking pictures of all the ingots, a total of thirty.

The Taoist priest counted, and when the time came, he began to burn incense, chant scriptures, worship ghosts and gods in the four directions, pour wine on the ground, offer sacrifices, and finally burn ingots.

I saw a group of ghosts swarming forward. Each ghost held a gold ingot, bit it in his mouth, and said to each other: "It's gold, and the quality is good." Then they left with a smile on their faces.

……

After the ceremony, the crew dismantled the altar and officially started filming.

Lin Yi is the leading actor. He was the first to appear on the stage. He was wearing a yellow Taoist uniform, a lotus crown on his head, and a mahogany sword in his hand. The makeup artist looked at his face for a long time and said, "Lin Yi's skin is so tender, he is naturally beautiful. Ah, I don't think I need to wear makeup at all."

Yan Lijun stepped forward, squeezed Lin Yi's chin to look around, but Lin Yi opened it with one hand, and said, "Brother is a showman, not a man."

Everyone laughed loudly. Yan Lijun's actions just now really looked like a prostitute in a brothel.But Lin Yi's reaction was no one else.

Yan Lijun also followed suit with humor: "If you have thin skin and tender flesh, then you don't need to wear makeup. Let's start."

When the filming officially started, Lin Yi was still a little nervous. At the beginning, his lines were dry and his expressions were not in place. After being interrupted twice by Yan Lijun, he gradually found the feeling and began to enter the state.

Yan Lijun was very satisfied, praised him, and went to the next shoot.

This time it was a ghost-fighting scene. Under the demonstration of the martial arts instructor, according to the script, Lin Yi saw the ghost haunting, and immediately drew out the mahogany sword to strike at it, and fought with the ghost.Although the script is simple, the fighting movements must combine art and aesthetics, and martial fingers are needed to play.

According to Wu Zhi's opinion, Lin Yi drew out the mahogany sword, made two steps in three steps, rushed out of the house, and stabbed the ghost with one sword. In order to show the strength of the hero, he had to launch a handsome and fierce attack.Wu Zhi and the director gave Lin Yi some pointers and asked him to try it first.

Lin Yi put aside the script, visually measured the distance between the living room and the yard, and sat in the living room with his legs crossed, holding a little yellow book in one hand. He felt that this was a bit monotonous, so he picked up the apple on the table and ate it.

The assistant director frowned, and was about to speak out, but was stopped by Yan Lijun, and whispered: "Let him do what he wants." The male protagonist is originally a dignified man on the surface, but in private, he is a funny and occasionally off-line character.Lin Yi crossed his legs, eating an apple and looking at the little yellow book without any image, which is indeed more in line with the original character design.

Although this picture looks relatively unimpressive, it still has an unspeakable beauty. Probably this is the actor's personal charm.

After flipping through the book for a while, he ate half of the apple. Under the hint of the director, Lin Yi threw away the apple, put down the book, got up, took down the mahogany sword on the wall, made a sword flower in his hand, and then rushed out of the living room like an arrow. Came to the yard, and fought with the "ghost".

"Stop, stop!" The director didn't call out, but the cameraman, who said awkwardly, "Lin Yi moved too fast, and my camera didn't catch up."

The protagonist's cheating will definitely make him a success in the entertainment industry, right?
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