The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 160
After tidying up Bai Jie, who loves to make her clever, Lin Yi said to Huang Wu: "Among the few spiritual pets, you have the highest cultivation level. You don't need to do the housework in the future. You only need to work hard to practice spells. I hope you can help me in the future." .”

Huang Wu raised his head and chest, and said happily, "Yes, master, I will definitely work hard to cultivate and strive to be the number one thug of master." He glanced at Wu Hua triumphantly.

Lin Yi said to Huang Qi again: "You can discuss with Bai Jie and share the housework."

"Yes, master." Huang Qi had nothing to criticize, and he still knew himself.

"Master, what about me? What about me?" Wu Hua flew over.

Lin Yi asked, "Have you recovered from your injury?"

"Okay, it's ready long ago." Wu Hua flapped her wings, "Master, what should I do?"

"What do you know?" Lin Yi asked, knowing that crows only report sorrows but not good news, he didn't force Wu Hua, after all, he brought home his own spiritual pet, no matter how wretched and lazy he was, he would have to bear it even if he knelt down.

Wu Hua said: "I'm amazing. My fighting power is one of the best in the entire Yi clan. Also, if the master needs to quarrel, call me. I will definitely scold my opponent so much that I regret being born in this world."

Lin Yi stroked the feathers on his body, then stroked his head, and said, "Okay, I'll make a note. If I need you in the future, I'll let you do it." Arguing?He's really not good at it.

Wu Hua looked at Lin Yi obsessively: "Master, you are the first human being to touch my head."

"what happened?"

Wu Hua was touched and said: "I am in the Fei Clan, and all the Fei Clan think I am unlucky and refuse to play with me. Even other ghosts hate me and say I am unlucky. Even if I go to the Niangniang Temple, I will be excluded. Only the master is the only one who treats me sincerely and touches my head without any taboo, I... I'm so good..."

Lin Yi hurriedly said: "Then you'd better stay away from me, I'm also afraid of bad luck."

Wu Hua: "..."

This time it was Bai Jie's turn to laugh so hard that she fell down on the ground laughing, while beating the floor: "Did you fall to the iron plate? Hahaha..." Then she told Lin Yi that Wu Hua's words just now were not true. The Fei Clan said it, it was said in the Beast Clan, and it was said in different ways in the Niangniang Temple. It has indeed deceived many great immortals.Relying on this trick, Wu Hua has deceived countless ghosts.How desolate what you said before, how much you will be hated afterwards.

Huang Wu and his wife were also happy, looking at Wu Hua with a poop-like face, they laughed and cursed: "Don't play tricks in front of the master, it's useless."

……

Lao Cao came and brought a jar of wine, saying that it was a reward from his immediate superior.So he came to drink with Lin Yi.

Looking at a bird and a fox, he couldn't help but be amused: "Your taste is really amazing." Then he boasted, "These great fairies are usually amazing, but I didn't expect to be so honest in front of you."

Lin Yi didn't answer but instead asked, "What can you do with me?"

"I'm out of money, give me some money first." Lao Cao spread his body.

Lin Yi casually burned a gold ingot for him, and Lao Cao held the gold ingot, and then he was satisfied: "Thanks to the eighteen weapons you gave me, this time I had a hand-to-hand fight with the ecstasy chief of the opposite door, and then I disagreed with you." Do it, get away with it."

Lin Yi asked, "What is the fight for?"

"It's not for performance." Old Cao curled his lips, and said to Lin Yi, "Recently, the underworld has been a bit uneasy. Especially in the border of the capital, many strange lonely ghosts suddenly appeared, and they still spoke foreign languages. This Helping wild ghosts and doing evil everywhere, bullying my local lonely souls. According to the reports of my subordinates, these wild ghosts not only have mana, but also have the soul seduction rope that only impermanence is qualified to use."

Lin Yi was startled: "Is there any black and white collusion between Wuchang and these lonely souls?"

"It's not clear at the moment. In short, you should pay attention. These wild ghosts are very powerful. They all have the ability of ghosts, and they also have a soul hook in their hands. They dare to be tough even with impermanence. Many grassroots impermanences Hit. Lord Chenghuang also sent yin soldiers to capture those wild ghosts. They came and went like the wind. After a lot of effort, grandma didn't catch a single hair. If you encounter these wild ghosts, you must go to death tidy."

Lin Yi nodded.

"Also, the north of the city is getting more and more chaotic. An impermanent hat was stolen yesterday. I don't know who did it. I caught him. Let's see if I don't put him in a frying pan and fry him for 100 years."

Lin Yi frowned: "What is the other party's motive for stealing the hat?"

"The hat of impermanence has two uses. Yang people wear it to avoid the eyes of impermanence. Ghosts wear it to pretend to be impermanence. Which one do you think it will be?"

Lin Yi thought about it and felt that both are possible.If it was a yang person who stole the hat, it must have been done by someone with mana or food from the underworld.If it was done by a ghost, it must be a powerful ghost, or other evil spirits.

"Then do both." Lin Yijian said, "Start from the underworld first, and check whether there is anything wrong with the recent impermanence seduction. Then..."

Lao Cao suddenly yelled: "Yes." He sat up on his buttocks, "Don't tell me, I really have an impermanent reaction recently, and I can't find the soul that should be hooked. It is obvious that the time of death has come, and I am stepping on the time to seduce the soul, but I can't find it. Not the soul. Then I can only return in vain."

Lin Yi squinted his eyes: "What's the name of the dead soul?"

"I'll check right away." Lao Cao floated away from the window in a flash.

Lin Yi stood in front of the window and said to the air, "When you find out, send me a message directly."

Lao Cao didn't look back, he just gestured OK to him.

……

Since the north of the city is in such a mess, as an inspector, I have to step up patrols to see if I can find any traces of pearls.

Lin Yi took Huang Wu and four other soldiers on patrol.

Although the guards have grasping and fighting skills, after all, they haven't been ghosts for a long time, and haven't learned how to fight ghosts.You have to go through the baptism of actual combat before you can stand alone.

If there is a real problem, Huang Wu's stinky fart will last for a while.

Bai Jie and Wu Hua also wanted to go with him, but Lin Yi didn't agree, so they stayed at home, guarding his body, and were not allowed to go anywhere.

Lin Yi's soul went out, but his body was lying in the bedroom.Huang Qi lifted the stool, turned into a human form, and began to rub Lin Yi's face.

"What are you doing?" Bai Jie was stunned.

Huang Qi said proudly: "It's our duty as family immortals to give the master a beauty treatment." It suddenly occurred to him that besides his status as a spiritual pet, he also had another layer of noble status, so he frantically found out another A piece of yellow paper was handed to them with a proud face.

Wu Hua and Bai Jie leaned over to take a look, and they were all stunned.

……

Luo Guangming and Sun Qinqin are also acquainted with each other because they know Mr. Sober together.Today, according to Sun Qinqin's words, I plan to buy 100 hairy crabs as a tribute to the sober adults.If Master Suing is happy, then by the way, ask him who he was before he was alive.It also prevents him from being so excited these days that he can't sleep well.

Sun Qinqin said: "I don't know if the hairy crabs you got are authentic or not. It's better to send the hairy crabs to the restaurant for processing, and then bring them to my house. Please wake up and come to my house to eat crabs."

Luo Guangming immediately refused. Although his house is small, Mr. Sober has been here twice, so he won't dislike the smallness of his house.

Sun Qinqin said again: "Let's go to my house. Your house is so narrow that you can't even open the table. With such a distinguished status, you won't be afraid of wronging him."

Thinking of his shabby rental house, Luo Jiangming silently agreed, but on the way to Sun Qinqin's house, he took out his mobile phone and started searching the house.

"Brother, are you looking at the house?" The younger brother cast a glance.

"Well, I'm going to change to a bigger house. Our current house is really too small." Not only did three big men live in the [-]-square-meter apartment, but three Hu Daxians also lived in it, making it even more crowded.If it weren't for the famous suppression of the sober adults, the Hu Daxians would have blown their hair.

In fact, not only Hu Daxian wanted to blow up his hair, but their neighbors also forced them to move.Because of the foul smell of the fox, a little lazy, the smell is very sour in the residential building.

Luo Guangming's master said: "It's time to change, this house is really too small." Anyway, their master and apprentice have earned a lot of money in the past few years, so they can afford to change to a bigger house.

The most important thing is the body odor of the immortals, which is really unpleasant.

When we came to Sun Qinqin’s house, the magnificent building and the spacious living room made the master and apprentice feel inferior. Then look at Sun Qinqin’s fairy house, Hu Miao. The scent of incense, the three Hu Daxians looked at Luo Guangming's master and apprentice more and more unkindly.

Luo Guangming hurriedly said: "When we change to a bigger house, we will also build a God of Wealth building for the three of you."

"You have to stand upright." Hu Jun added.

"It's as tall as Hu Miao's God of Wealth Tower." Hu Ke said.

Hu Qin added another condition: "There will be three sticks of incense every day."

Luo Guangming wiped the sweat from his forehead and agreed one by one.It turns out that these fairy families, like human beings, also have the heart of comparison.

After midnight, everyone carried the hairy crabs to the dining room table, lit incense, and sent a message to Su Xing.

Looking at the busy Luo Guangming, Sun Qinqin asked, "Daoist Luo, have you sent a message to Su Xing?"

"I took it."

"Will sobriety come?"

"This..." Luo Guangming laughed dryly, "It's up to luck. After all, the Underworld is so busy lately..."

Just as he was talking, a gust of wind blew in, and the door of the living room opened, and five impermanent men in black robes and black top hats came in.

"...Master Wuchang..." Luo Guangming thought it was Mr. Sober, but after a closer look, it was not at all, it was five strange Wuchang.

Sun Qinqin also suppressed the original excitement, regained his composure, and asked, "Who are you?" Wearing a black robe and hat, could it be his colleague before he became sober?But why hasn't she seen it?

"Didn't you see our hats?" Several Wuchang came in naked, and sat at the table, looking at the hairy crabs on the table, almost drooling, "Is this for our brothers?"

Look at the words on their hats again, Wang Ke?It's even more confusing. She has seen Wang Ke's impermanence before, but it doesn't look like this?
And this impermanence wearing Wang Ke's hat looked perverted after seeing Sun Qinqin. Although he restrained himself after seeing a few Hu Daxians, Sun Qinqin became more and more strange.

That Wang Ke faced her before, but she was very attentive, and Wang Ke didn't look like this either.The Impermanence of Dongyue Yin Division, no matter how sorry they look, their confident temperament is unquestionable.Look at these impermanences, they always give her a strong sense of disobedience.

Luo Guangming didn't know this. If he had Sun Qinqin's insight, he would have turned around and made a lot of money long ago.Instead, he entertained the five Wuchang graciously. Although it was prepared for the sobriety of the human world, since a few came first, I invited them to eat.He was thoughtful, and he specially left half of the hairy crabs for Mr. Sober.

But Sun Qinqin stopped Luo Guangming, and said coldly to the impermanence: "Sorry, these hairy crabs are prepared for the sober adults in the world, and we have also notified the sober adults. I believe you should know about the temper of the sober adults, or else In this way, I will cook other dishes for you right away.”

A Wuchang immediately slapped the table: "We are all fed by Wuchang, so what's the point of being sober or not? Are you not afraid of offending us?"

Seeing impermanence, Luo Guangming was so angry that his heart trembled with fright. He hurriedly said, "My lords misunderstood, we didn't mean that. This lady just thinks that these are for the sober lord. If the sober lord comes..."

Sun Qinqin said abruptly: "You are not impermanent!"

Several impermanence got up angrily, "What did you say? Tell me again!" The stern voice scared Luo Guangming's master and apprentice into a daze.

Hu Miao quickly threw away the chicken leg in her hand and rushed over, protecting Sun Qinqin behind her, shouting: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Impermanence is amazing? How dare you attack my Zun family! Haven't you seen how powerful I am? ?”

Seeing the vicious Hu Miao, Wuchang's eyes flickered, but they said in their mouths: "We don't pay attention to mere scumbags." Then they pointed at Sun Qinqin and shouted, "This bitch has offended me, immediately Kowtow to me and apologize, otherwise..."

Hu Miao rushed over, scratched his paw, and said "Pooh", "Dream your spring and autumn dream, mere impermanence, and you deserve to be arrogant in front of my respected family."

Sun Qinqin glanced at Hu Miao unexpectedly, he didn't expect this vixen to be so aggressive and protect her so much.No wonder Su Xing asked her to be her own protector.

Unexpectedly, when Hu Men said to do it, he did it, half of his face was scratched, and he was so angry that he said fiercely: "You are going to die..."

Sun Qinqin suddenly said: "Since you are envoys, why don't you see the chains?"

The Impermanence lost their momentum and their eyes flickered. At this moment, Luo Guangming also became vigilant, and quickly asked: "Hey, yes, since you are envoys, you should have chains." Sweeping at their waists, there is no , not in hand.

"You must be impersonators." Sun Qinqin suddenly concluded.

"Kill her to death." A few ordinary Sun Qinqin actually saw through their identities, and rushed towards Sun Qinqin viciously.

Hu Miao protected Sun Qinqin behind her, pointed ten fingers left and right, and Luo Guangming, master and apprentice, stepped forward to do it belatedly. The three foxes were naturally unwilling to lag behind, and the two sides fell into a melee.

Sun Qinqin has an amulet on his body, but he is not afraid of the attack of "Impermanence", and he can say to Luo Guangming: "Hurry up and inform Suke, there are ghosts pretending to be Impermanence to do evil."

Before Luo Guangming could notify, Lin Yi had already arrived, because Sun Qinqin's villa happened to be at the junction of the north and south of the city.Patroling all the way here, I saw that Sun Qinqin's villa was brightly lit, and was about to float over to see what she was doing, when I saw a few Wuchang swaggering in, I felt something was wrong, and was about to enter to take a look, in the living room Then they fought, and there was no longer any delay, so they floated in.

(End of this chapter)