The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 217

Hu Ba stepped forward to comfort his wife, "It's okay, wife, victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs."

Hu Qi cried loudly: "Can it be the same? Why can this ugly monster be the master's spiritual pet, why can't we?" He looked at Lin Yi faintly, and Lin Yi's scalp became numb, "Master, this Why? What the hell is this?"

Hu Ba also resentfully said: "Yes, master, what is the reason for this?"

Lin Yi asked back: "Why do you have to be our spiritual pet?"

"Because..." the honest Hu Ba was about to speak, but was snatched away by Hu Qi, "Master is the most wise and heroic ghost I have ever seen, and our respect for him is like the surging Yellow River..."

Lin Yi shouted: "Speak human words."

Hu Qi hurriedly said: "The master's golden whip can help us improve our cultivation base, but now we have encountered a bottleneck. There are other Humen who always laugh at us. Pet, what a shame."

Hu Ba let out an "Alas" and complained, "Why did you say what's in your heart?"

Hu Qi pinched his ear: "You are stupid, the master is wise and mighty, and you can't rub the sand in your eyes. How can our little thought be hidden from the master's eyes? Rather than playing tricks in front of the master, it is better to answer honestly."

Lin Yi: "..." He knew that the other party was flattering him, but he still couldn't get angry.

Hu Ge Hu Qin gritted his teeth secretly, although he disdained Hu Qi's shameless death, but he was good at talking.Alas, why are we so clumsy with our tongues?

Wu Hua spread his wings suddenly, and then laughed wildly. After he had laughed enough, he said comfortably, "It's been a long time since I quarreled like this, so happy!"

And he won the fight, cool!
Lin Yi: "..."

Five foxes: "..."

Wu Hua said again: "Master, when you're not at home, we're so bored, so let's leave these two Humen behind. It's also good to quarrel with me to relieve boredom when we have nothing to do."

Hu Qi's eyes lit up, and he suddenly felt that Wu Hua was not ugly anymore.

Lin Yi said with a dark face: "No!" A black painting is enough to give him a headache, and if there is another Hu Qi who is more quarrelsome, he will not live.

Wu Hua jumped onto Lin Yi's shoulder and held Lin Yi's face with his wings: "Master, I am the first spiritual pet you took the initiative to claim. Although I have not made any contribution these days, I have never offered you I made a request. You just agree, agree..."

Lin Yi almost threw up.

It would be fine if she was a charming daughter who was so delicate and coquettish, but it was Wu Hua who spoke such a coquettish tone with a male duck voice, the effect would not be too sour.

Lin Yi pushed him away: "Get lost."

"Master..." Seeing that the effect was good, Wu Hua continued to whisper.

Lin Yi struggled to maintain his composure, and said, "Tell me your reason."

Wu Hua smiled maliciously: "Bai Jie and Huang Wu Huang Qi are usually busy making money and ignore me. I'm almost bored to death. If they join in, they can fight the landlord with me." gone."

Lin Yi: "..."

Hu Ba: "???" What the hell is Doudizhu?

Hu Qi felt that the opportunity was fleeting, so he hurriedly said: "I know how to fight landlords, and my husband and I can both fight landlords, Wu... brother, we will be partners from now on, and I promise to fight landlords with you every day."

Wu Hua excitedly said: "That's really great. By the way, what are your skills?"

Hu Qi said that she can cure diseases, especially children's diseases. Of course, she can also treat adults' diseases.

Hu Ba said that he would attract money, and added: "I am recruiting positive money."

He also glanced at Hu Jun, Hu Jun is ranked ninth in the Hu family, and his skills are also Zhengcai.But Hu Ba thinks that his ability to earn money is better than Hu Jun's. In the assessment that year, he still had the highest score among all the Humen.

Hu Jun gritted his teeth secretly.

Wu Hua said: "Fortunately, there is no conflict with me. I specialize in predicting disasters."

Lin Yi glanced at him. Before, he was hated by all the sects because of his crow's mouth, which could only predict disasters, but now it is showing off.

However, Hu Qi's ability to treat children's diseases is useful, so he said: "Stop making noise. Hu Qi, if you want to become my spiritual pet, you must meet three conditions. Listen to me."

"First, do not allow internal strife, and do not do things that hurt nature and reason."

"Second, you must obey the master's orders."

"Third, before becoming my spiritual pet, you have to report to the Empress Temple and write a contract."

Hu Qi and his wife endured their excitement, nodded desperately, then turned into human form, and knelt down in front of Lin Yi in a hurry: "Hu Qi, Hu Ba, pay homage to the master."

Hu Jun and the three great immortals were dumbfounded, and then they were envious and jealous, alas.It turns out that being shameless can really make one's wishes come true.

Lin Yi waited for them to kowtow before getting up, pointing to Wang Yuexin who was still sleeping on the ground, "tell me what's going on."

Hu Qi said angrily: "Master, they bullied the fox too much."

Lin Yi knew her virtue of embellishment, and pointed to the more honest Hu Ba: "You tell me."

Hu Badao: "We were originally here to practice, but this group of people came here to dig holes and destroy them, so that we couldn't practice. Later I heard that this is a film crew, and they will leave after filming People, we will endure it. But they are too unhygienic. Especially this fat man, that night, he got up in the middle of the night and didn't go to the toilet, so he urinated directly in the courtyard dam. The smell of urine is horrible. It smells bad, and the more I think about it, the angrier I get, I can't help but clean him up."

Hu Qi took the words: "We were just giving him some flair, and we didn't want to do anything to him, that is, to prevent his crew from starting work. He didn't repent, and actually hired a Taoist priest. That Taoist priest is obviously a liar , not only cheated him of money, but also lied to him that there are dirty things here, not only plastered everywhere with talisman papers, but also sweeping the yard with urine, it is simply unreasonable."

In general rural areas, whenever there is any evil thing, the villagers will use urine to sprinkle it around, and the dirty things will stop making trouble if they are afraid of this stinky thing.

Hu Jun sighed: "Whether it is the Four Great Gates or other spirits, they all hate this kind of dirty things."

Hu Qi echoed, "Yes, that's why I punished him."

Lin Yi asked: "I heard that Director Wang also invited the Taoist priests of the Ming and Qing Dynasties from Shangqing Temple."

Hu Qi snorted: "This incompetent guy. You also have a relationship with the master of Shangqing Temple, but now you can't even contact the master. It's the ghost of me to care about him. It's the master's fault that he didn't deal with him. face."

Hu Ba pointed to Luo Guangming who was lying on the ground, and said: "My wife and I also deliberately told him to find a Taoist priest who can directly contact the master. This guy actually came and claimed to know the master. I let him He contacted the master, but he refused, and only played Tai Chi with us. So I couldn't help but started to do it."

Hu Jun couldn't help but said: "My Zun family naturally recognizes Mr. Sue. It's just that I don't want to bother Mr. Sue for such a trivial matter."

"Farting, you're obviously lying to us." Hu Qi spat.

"No, our Zun family, including us, all recognize Mr. Suing. Mr. Suing is still our teacher."

"What?" Hu Qi was surprised at first, and then he was furious: "It's unreasonable, Mr. Sober is my master, how can he be your teacher and immortal, I don't accept it, I don't accept it."

Sanhu complacently said: "Aren't you convinced? It's fine if you don't." I want to see how you refuse to accept but have to.

Hu Qi was so angry that he was about to roll all over the place again, but was stopped by Wu Hua and said, "Take it easy, although the master has accepted you as soul pets, but it is still in the trial stage, the fox's tail must be hidden."

Hu Qi: "..." Sure enough, she put away her pungent image, and changed into a gentle and lovely girl image again.

Lin Yi: "..." Oh, my heart is full!
Hu Qi pointed at Hu Gebi and cursed: "Before you asked me to help you cure the little girl's illness. When I cure the little girl's leukemia, you will turn your face and deny anyone. You are ungrateful."

Hu Ge retorted: "But you also corrupted a lot of good things from our Zun family, even the Dragon Balls that we have collected for many years."

Hu Qidao: "Anyway, I've cured the little girl's illness. As a matter of fact, who doesn't pay for hospital visits these days? You go and ask around."

Hu Qin said: "So we pay both money and goods, and no one owes anyone."

"I'm not convinced that you are ungrateful. The patient will say thank you to the doctor when he is cured. What about you? You were talking about this fat man just now."

Sure enough, the three foxes played together. Lin Yi rubbed the space between his brows, which was aching from the quarrel, and said weakly, "Stop arguing. Wu Hua, wake them up." Even though it's been a year, the temperature has risen , but it is quite cold at night, it would not be good if people were frozen to death.

Hu Qi said to Hu Jun, "I'll borrow your Zun family's body first." Then he possessed Luo Guangming, and said to Wang Yuexin, who had just been woken up by Wu Hua, "My husband and I were here to practice, you two It's noisy here. Since you won't stay too long, we put up with it. But you're getting worse and worse, and you're peeing everywhere, making the smell everywhere. I'm going to punish you a little bit. Today For the sake of this Taoist priest, I forgive you. But from now on, you are not allowed to pee anywhere, and keep it clean and tidy at all times. Understand?"

Wang Yuexin just woke up, and he was still dazed, but hearing Luo Guangming's voice with a female voice, he knew that it should be Hu Daxian's upper body, and quickly responded: "Yes, yes, yes, I understand, I will definitely not urinate anywhere in the future .”

……

Wang Yuexin woke up the next day, looked at Luo Guangming blankly, and said that he had reached an agreement with Hu Daxian, and as long as all the crew members were not allowed to urinate anywhere and kept clean and tidy, they would not bother them again.

Wang Yuexin thought about what happened last night. He didn't know whether it was real or a dream, but what Luo Guangming said was similar to his dream. He was overjoyed, held Luo Guangming's hand and thanked him repeatedly, and offered a red envelope of 2 yuan .

Now Luo Guangming's reputation in the capital is not small. In the past, there was only a three-digit appearance fee, but now it has directly become a five-figure fee.But thinking about Pang Haidong, relying on the sobriety of the world to make a fortune with just one hat, he feels that the money in his hands is not good.

Sure enough, as Luo Guangming said, the shooting resumed during the day, and everything went well. Wang Yuexin was overjoyed, thinking that this Daoist Luo really has some skills, and he has to keep in touch from time to time.

Because the process was delayed before, it was not Lin Yi's turn to shoot for the time being, so these days, Lin Yi stayed in the house and started doing side jobs.

Wu Hua couldn't stay in the room anymore, she had already flown out for a stroll.Hu Qihu Ba wanted everything to come true, and he rolled on the floor happily.In order to prove his ability, Hu Qi squeezed Lin Yi's shoulders and beat his back from time to time, cured his mild cervical spondylosis caused by long-term desk work, and even corrected his slightly short-sighted eyesight. Now his eyesight is better. As eagle-eyed.

Hu Ba asked Lin Yi: "Master, is your main job filming or writing?"

Lin Yi thought and thought, and finally said: "So far, filming is the main job, and writing is a side job."

Hu Qi punched Hu Ba twice: "As our master, you must be outstanding, otherwise how can you be our master? Let me tell you, you have to take care of your master's main job, and you also have to take care of your side job. .It’s perfect if you work on both your main job and your side job.”

Lin Yi hurriedly said: "Don't, life can't be perfect. Money also has weight, so don't give me the back door. Be careful to ruin my luck."

As a human being, you still have to do it down-to-earth, and it is not advisable to go all out.He is still young, just the age of struggle.Going sideways at the age when you should be struggling may destroy your future luck.

Hu Qidao: "As expected of my master, he is indeed sober in the world. This person's luck is indeed fixed, and life cannot be perfect. It's not bad to go astray, but you have to grasp it yourself. Let Hu Ba It is advisable to bless the master’s wealth and prosperity, as long as the master insists on following the right path, it is also possible to donate part of the money he gets to accumulate blessings and virtues.”

Lin Yi stroked his chin, thoughtful.

……

"Taoist" won the favor of Northern Satellite TV, which is known as the king of traffic, and it was broadcast in prime time on the TV in early March.At the same time, the online copyright of "Taoist" was also signed, and the broadcast was only delayed by four hours on satellite TV.The plot is compact and full, the protagonist looks handsome, the play is exciting, the plot arrangement is also thoughtful, the three points are nonsensical and the various reversals that make people's eyes shine, the protagonist's occasional off-line and pretentious, making it three points horror five points comedy two points The suspenseful storyline becomes full and interesting.

With word of mouth from the audience, the ratings of "Tao Priest" starring Lin Yi skyrocketed quickly, and within three days, it defeated other popular dramas broadcast at the same time.And the protagonist, Lin Yi, became popular because of this.

The first episode of "Taoist" was aired, and the opening chapter was the solo performance of the male protagonist. At the beginning, he just sat lazily in the old-fashioned living room with a dam in the country and read the little yellow book, with endless aftertaste on his face. His Erlang legs proved that he was in a relaxed mood at this time. Suddenly, he narrowed his eyes, dropped the little yellow book, supported the table with one hand, raised his whole body into the air with strength, and quickly swiped towards the wall with the other hand. With the sword in hand, he rushed out of the living room and fought with Li Gui in the yard.After three times, five times and two divisions, the ghosts were collected. The audience watched this fighting scene with enthusiasm and enjoyment, and they all left messages: "It's so handsome, I give this fighting scene full marks.",
　In the next chapter, the vest will be exposed, yeah yeah

　　everyone don't go away

　　
　
(End of this chapter)