The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 226 Another Oolong

Their respective fairy families, Hu Jun, Hu Ge, and Hu Se, huddled at the rear of the carriage, and despite being injured in many places, they dared not make a sound.

Lin Yi hugged Wu Hua, and beside him sat a white nine-tailed fox ready to watch a good show.

He probably fell off his horse once in front of Sun Qinqin, and Lin Yi was mentally prepared for the sudden drop.Seeing that the senior brother and the two great immortals shrank their heads and refused to speak.Lin Yi didn't want to continue to scare them, so he had to say indifferently: "What's the matter with this female ghost? Why did you get provoked?"

Seeing that Lin Yi opened his mouth and his tone was flat, Luo Guangming quickly replied: "It's a customer, his son yelled at the hotel that there was a ghost, and it was a ghost who came to seek revenge. The customer called me. When my junior brother and I rushed over, the ghost had already tossed their son beyond recognition, and there was no good flesh in his body. He even ate his soul. We were about to subdue the evil ghost, but we didn't expect this evil ghost to be very powerful. , we two masters and apprentices, plus the two family immortals, are not opponents of others, and let the other party injure my immortal family, and possessed the client, chasing us all the way to fight. I just broke into your private room."

After finishing speaking in one breath, Luo Guangming secretly glanced at Lin Yi's expression in the rearview mirror, and said again: "Fortunately, God has eyes, you are also in the private room, and let us save our lives. Thanks to someone You are here, otherwise I don’t know what it will develop into.”

Jiang Yuanjun also hurriedly said: "It was really thanks to you just now." He didn't dare to name Lin Yi's identity, so he could only pretend to be deaf and dumb.

They really didn't expect that this handsome-looking neighbor was actually the famous sober man in the world.The sober adult has been wearing a mask in the underworld, just because he doesn't want people to know his identity.Now being smashed by them, with the temper of these ghosts and gods, will they kill them to silence them?

Luo Guangming has seen the temper of a sober adult before, and he is the master who turns his face when he says he will.Now they are all in the car, as long as the sober adults move their fingers at will, the two of them will die in a car accident immediately.

The more Luo Guangming thought about it, the more frightened he was, and his driving speed became slower and slower.Almost down to 20 yards.It caused the car behind to keep pressing and yelling.Some impatient people gave them the middle finger after overtaking.

Luo Guangming also heard these curses, but felt bitter in his heart.And his slow speed also attracted the attention of the traffic police, who signaled them to stop: "Comrade, did you just get your driver's license?"

Facing the upright traffic policeman, Luo Guangming could only swallow the pain in his heart, nodded and smiled apologetically: "Yes, I just got my driver's license. I dare not drive fast."

"Then it's not possible to drive so slowly?" The traffic policeman looked at the people in the car, and saw that the driver was wearing a Taoist robe, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, with a tense expression and sweat on his forehead.There was no one in the passenger compartment, except for the young man sitting in the middle with a cold expression, and the plots from certain movies automatically came to mind, and the traffic policeman immediately said to Luo Guangming: "Give me your driver's license and let me see it."

With such a wide back seat, only one person can sit.The same bruised nose, swollen face, disheveled hair, and a timid look deepened the suspicion of the traffic police.

Luo Guangming handed over his driver's license with shaking hands.

The traffic policeman opened the driver's license, looked at the time on the driver's license, and saw Luo Guangming's expression of panic and fear, the traffic policeman became more determined in his inner guess, and said sharply: "Your driver's license is fake, get out of the car immediately." And secretly informed colleague.

Luo Guangming was dumbfounded, but the traffic police couldn't help but tell him to get off the car.Luo Guangming had no choice but to get out of the car. Before he could speak, he was pushed away by the traffic police and closed the door of the cab.

"Get out of the car, I want to check." The traffic policeman took out his baton and yelled at the people in the car.

Luo Guangming: "..."

Jiang Yuanjun: "..."

Lin Yi: "..."

Bai Jie, as well as the other immortals also looked at the traffic policemen rushing over with bewildered faces, quickly surrounded them, and then forced everyone to get off the bus.

"What's going on? What's going on?" the traffic policeman asked the previous traffic policeman Yang Wei while taking out his baton and pepper spray to point at the car.
Yang Wei replied: "I suspect that the driver has been threatened." He yelled at Lin Yi who got out of the car, "You! Come out! Put your head in your hands and squat down." Afraid that Lin Yi had a wounding weapon in his hand, he specially took it Pull out the baton, and turn on the pepper spray plug to aim at Lin Yi.

Lin Yi holding Wu Hua: "..."

Luo Guangming understood at this moment, screamed in his heart that it was not good, and hurried forward and said: "Comrade, I misunderstood, I misunderstood, we were not carjacked. This gentleman is our neighbor, let's drop by and go home together."

Jiang Yuanjun also quickly said that they were not carjacked.

Looking at the two with swollen noses and swollen faces, he took their flustered and nervous expressions into his eyes.Yang Wei became more and more determined. There must be something wrong with this young man. He reassured them: "Don't be afraid, you are already safe. You, quickly raise your hands and go back with us. Otherwise, I will be rude to you."

"Comrade, I really misunderstood." Luo Guangming screamed in his heart. What is this? Before, they were afraid that Lin Yi would kill them to silence them, but now they were afraid that Lin Yi would attack the traffic police, so they quickly pushed the traffic police aside and stood In front of Lin Yi, he put on a posture of protecting the traffic police, "I'm sorry, it's all a misunderstanding. I really didn't know that the comrades of the traffic police would misunderstand that we were robbed by you. I hope you have a lot of adults and don't have experience with them."

"That's right, they just misunderstood you, I hope you will be more adults, and don't be as knowledgeable as them." Jiang Yuanjun also hurriedly said.

Lin Yi: "..."

Yang Wei: "..."

These two Taoist priests were beaten stupid, right?They were obviously trying to rescue them.They didn't appreciate it, and pleaded with the perpetrator?And tell the murderer not to hurt them?

Seeing Luo Guangming protecting them like a chick, Yang Wei was angry and funny. Although he was touched by their protection of himself, did they underestimate us and overestimate each other?Although we are traffic policemen, we don't have weapons on our bodies, but it's not that we don't have fist skills. We also have batons and pepper water.What can the other party do to them alone?Unless there are lethal weapons.

Looking around, there is no lethal weapon on this young man.With so many of us, what is there to be afraid of?

Only now did Lin Yi realize that the traffic police saw Luo Guangming and his three with blue noses and swollen faces, and mistakenly thought they were kidnapped by him, so they wanted to uphold justice. He couldn't help crying and laughing, and said, "Comrade, do you think I look like a bad guy?"

The traffic policeman looked Lin Yi up and down, and the bad guy would not write the word "bad guy" on his face, so he said blankly: "Comrade, please give me your ID card."

Luo Guangming was so anxious that he scratched his ears, Mr. Sober probably wouldn't let them go...

Lin Yi glanced at him, took out his ID card and handed it over.

The traffic police took it, dumbfounded, and confirmed again: "Are you Lin Yi?"

"Ah."

"Then Lin Yi who plays the Taoist priest? Are you an actor?"

"Yeah." Lin Yi was really helpless, and he guessed it. The two living treasure brothers should be afraid of killing themselves, so they looked nervous, and there were injuries on their bodies, so the traffic police mistook him for doing it. Yes, and hijacked them... and made him the murderer...

What is this all about?

Yang Wei was also dumbfounded, and scratched his head. It turned out that there was an oolong. He is an entertainer and an actor. Why did he hijack two Taoist priests when he was full?

However, Yang Wei was still a little puzzled, so he said: "So I misunderstood, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... But, you two, why are you injured?"

Luo Guangming quickly replied: "It was beaten by others. It really has nothing to do with Mr. Lin."

"Yes, we were actually saved by Mr. Lin." Jiang Yuanjun added.

Jiang Yuanjun also said: "Mr. Lin and we are still neighbors, and we took our car home because we were on the way."

Yang Wei: "..."

Colleagues also looked at him helplessly, it was enough to make such an oolong.

Yang Wei was getting more and more impatient, and couldn't help asking: "But why do you still look guilty?" If it weren't for the humility on their faces, he wouldn't have misunderstood it.

Luo Guangming was stunned, glanced at Lin Yi quickly, and had to explain dryly: "Well, because... we..." Because we broke through Lin Yi's identity as a sober person in the world, we were afraid that the other party would kill us, so we were nervous .But can this be explained?

Jiang Yuanjun also said dryly: "It's nothing...we're not nervous."

Yang Wei looked suspiciously.I couldn't help but glanced at my colleagues, and said to myself, look, I'll just say that they have a problem, and look at how nervous they all are.

Lin Yi sighed, the acting skills of these two people are really worrying?So he took the initiative to explain: "Lao Luo just got his driver's license, and he was already nervous. He strayed into a one-way street in front of him just now, and he was afraid. When he saw the traffic policeman blocking the car, he thought his car was about to be impounded. He just bought it, can you not be nervous?"

"Is that so?" The traffic policeman was suspicious.

Luo Guangming nodded quickly.

"That's not enough to be afraid of this, right?" Yang Wei was still skeptical, but based on his instinct, he decided that these two people were clearly afraid of Lin Yi.

Lin Yi had no choice but to say again: "Because they did a few things that made me very angry, and they were afraid that I would tell the elders. Because once the elders know, they can only go back to their hometown to farm."

Luo Guangming and Jiang Yuanjun looked dazed, but soon his face changed drastically, and he nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

The suspicious look on Yang Wei's face disappeared.

At this time, a traffic policeman B, who was secretly taking pictures of Lin Yi, had a new message on his mobile phone, "Tianyixiang Hotel is haunted, artist Lin Yi and two Taoist priests subdued the ghost", quickly clicked on it, and sure enough, there was not only Lin Yi in it. Yi's photo, as well as the profiles of the two Taoist priests, looked up at the people in front of him, and quickly showed it to Yang Wei.

Yang Wei glanced quickly, and then opened his eyes wide: "You just came out of Tianyixiang Hotel?"

"Yes."

"Is the hotel really haunted?"

"This..." It's okay to talk about supernatural things to ordinary people, but is it appropriate to talk about these people in the public office?
Yang Wei asked again: "The three of you worked together to subdue the ghost? It's powerful enough. How did you do it? Are you really a Taoist priest?" Lin Yi was asking this question. Obviously, the traffic police were also chasing "Taoist Priest" .

Lin Yi: "...my master is a Taoist priest, my senior brother is a Taoist priest, my neighbor is a Taoist priest, and I... am not a Taoist priest."

Luo Guangming: "..."

Jiang Yuanjun: "..."

True or false?We don't read much, what if we really believe it?
Yang Wei finally figured out what was going on, and said, "I'm sorry, there was a misunderstanding. I hope Mr. Lin won't worry about it."

"It's okay, you are also concerned about the safety of the masses. Be careful and there is no big mistake." Lin Yi also smiled.Thinking about what happened just now, he also smiled.

Seeing Lin Yi laughing, Luo Guangming and Jiang Yuanjun heaved a sigh of relief, fearing that these traffic policemen would be too innocent in his anger.

Traffic policeman B specially took out a pen and paper for Lin Yi to sign.

After the car was on the road, Yang Wei stroked his chin and looked at the car in the distance, still suspicious.

"Did you find out just now? The attitude of these two Taoist priests towards Lin Yi is probably not as simple as the relationship between neighbors?"

Other colleagues also looked suspicious: "That's right, since they are neighbors, the relationship should be harmonious. But these two people are indeed afraid and afraid of Lin Yi."

"I don't know what Lin Yi did to them to make them so scared."

"Hey, a friend of mine who works in a restaurant told me that Tianyixiang Hotel is haunted by ghosts. A female customer was possessed by a ghost, and then was subdued by two Taoist priests and actor Lin Yi. It should be these two Taoist priests."

Everyone watched the news for a while, and Yang Wei, who had been skeptical before, said, "Since we all work together to subdue the ghost, we shouldn't be afraid of Lin Yi being like that."

"That's right, Lin Yi is not an evil spirit, so why would he be afraid of becoming like that?" said a traffic policeman.Suddenly everyone was also stunned, and then each had their own ideas: "Could it be that the evil spirit was not subdued, but..."

"Lin Yi is an evil spirit!"

Immediately, everyone overturned this inference again, "How could Lin Yi be an evil spirit? I mean, would Lin Yi be possessed by this evil spirit? These two Taoists are afraid that the evil spirit will harm Lin Yi, so this is right. Lin Yi respectful?" The traffic policeman imagined that Luo Guangming had pushed him away just now, trying to protect him, and became more determined, "I am now 100% sure that Lin Yi is indeed possessed by an evil spirit."

"Oh, what should I do?"

"Hurry up and report to your superiors."

……

After getting into the car again, after the car drove away, Lin Yi looked at Luo Guangming's embarrassed look, and could only ask: "What are you afraid of?"

"...Hehehe, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid..."

Bai Jie laughed loudly: "Master, can they not be afraid of you? You have lost your vest in front of them, and they are also afraid of you killing people to silence you."

Luo Guangming: "..." Well, you fox, why did you say it?Now we're really doomed.

Lin Yi asked, "Do I look like a murderer?"

"Yeah... Ah, no, Mr. Luke has a kind heart, he couldn't be more kind..."

Lin Yi thought belatedly that they were probably really afraid of killing them to silence them, so he couldn't laugh or cry: "It's really a group of living treasures, and I don't know how to survive until now. If I wanted to kill you, I would have done it long ago, and I would Wait until now?"

"..."

Lin Yi said again: "Okay, put your heart back in your stomach. I'm full and I'll kill you to silence you. Your brains are really big enough."

The two seemed to come back to life again, Jiang Yuanjun hurriedly said: "Master Sober, are you really not going to kill us?"

Lin Yi turned his head and slapped him hard, "It's all of you who made me lose my horse again."

(End of this chapter)