The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 231
Under the helpless eyes of the Taoist priests, Luo Guangming returned to Lin Yi, half bent over, almost crying, "Master Sober..."

Lin Yi suddenly smiled, "Sit down."

"Ah... no, I'll just stand up." Luo Guangming was flattered, but he still didn't dare to act presumptuously when he thought of Mr. Sue's temper.

Lin Yi stared and said, "Sit down as long as you are told, there is so much nonsense."

Luo Guangming sat down quickly, with his legs together and his shoulders straight, even more upright than elementary school students.

Lin Yi took out his mobile phone and handed it to him, "Wang Yong explained to the outside world that the reason why you are respectful to me is because you have done something wrong to me. Think about it, what did you do to forgive me?" thing."

Luo Guangming almost jumped up, "No, my lord, I was wronged, I..."

Lin Yi waved his hand: "I know you haven't done anything to offend me. But Wang Yong had to find out some excuses in order to calm down this matter. You just cooperate with him and explain it, otherwise I think it's related to my being punished. If it is a news about ghosts and blood, it must be constantly stir up."

Speaking of this, Lao Cao sneered again and laughed, but seeing Wu Hua's staring white eyes, he swallowed his smile back.

Luo Guangming grimaced, thought for a while, and said, "I, I really can't figure it out. I have always been a good baby since I was a child, obeying laws and regulations... I will never do anything to offend others."

Lin Yi glanced at him: "Then let me think of one for you."

"Ah, that's fine too. Mr. Lucid is a man of culture, so he must have many ways." Luo Guangming flattered him a little.

Lin Yi asked him to give him his mobile phone and log in to Luo Guangming's ID. Sure enough, Luo Guangming's Weibo was also compromised. It was full of messages from netizens asking him if Lin Yi was really possessed by a ghost. Is the video provided by Tianya the Most Sober" real, and you live next door to Lin Yi, are you lucky enough to see Lin Yi being captured as a ghost... Lin Yi's face was black as he watched, and he quickly moved his hands on the keyboard Press it, and soon, a message with the ID of "Taoist Luo Guangming" verified by real name was posted on the Internet. After finishing, Lin Yi said to Huang Wu, "Find your razor and cut him into a bald head. "

"Ah..." Huang Wu was dumbfounded.

Luo Guangming also looked nervous: "Master Sober, why do you want to pick my head?"

"This is my punishment for you."

Luo Guangming was about to cry, "But I didn't really do anything to offend you."

"It's okay if you don't shave your head," Lin Yi thought for a while, "Then let's go build roads with those Taoist priests."

"Ah, no, I'd better shave my head." Luo Guangming immediately changed his words, and his bald head was bald, but his hair grew out in just three months.Even if there are all kinds of modern tools, it will take more than half a year to build a road of hundreds of miles.

After Huang Wu handed Luo Guangming his bald head, Lin Yi asked Huang Wu to punch him a few more times, "Specially punch him in the face." Lin Yi said, "Otherwise, I can't explain to the netizens." He took a few photos and uploaded them After going, he handed the phone to him.

Luo Guangming returned to his room, quickly turned on his phone, and then froze.

It turned out that Lin Yi published a Weibo in his name, and uploaded several photos of him being beaten up with bruised nose and swollen face.

"I was embarrassed to say it, but because of me, Mr. Lin Yi suffered so much grievance, I'd better come out and explain it with the lid on my back. Lin Yi and I have been neighbors for many years, because I want to be him so much business, but Lin Yi is righteous, I really can't make him half a dime. A few years ago, I did the first immoral thing to him in my life (I swear, it was really the first thing in my life immoral). I secretly released a gangster in Lin Yi's house, and waited for Lin Yi to ask me to give me money. Unexpectedly, instead of scaring Lin Yi, the gangster was inspired by Lin Yi's justice and turned away from evil. And I I was also betrayed by gangsters. Lin Yi was very angry with me and threatened to sue me to the relevant department. I was deeply ashamed, so I apologized to Lin Yi all the way. That's how it happened, probably because I was too panicked and caused trouble. The suspicion of the traffic policeman. But I would never have expected that this traffic policeman would be so brainy that he would actually think that Lin Yi was possessed by an evil spirit. Oh, don’t talk about it. If you talk too much, you’ll be in tears. Please read my Bald."

Attached are a few pictures of his bald head and his bruised and swollen face.

And the bottom part is full of replies, all of which are comments from netizens such as "It's what you deserve" or "Brother Lin only picked your bald head or it's cheaper for you".

Luo Guangming wanted to cry but felt guilty. It turned out that people already knew about the fact that he let the female ghost into Lin Yi's house.

……

After a whole night of tossing and tossing, Lin Yi was already very sleepy, but he was woken up by the sound of the phone after only squinting for a while.It was Liu Quan calling.

Liu Quan's phone calls were buzzed by Yuji early in the morning, and they came to ask whether Lin Yi was really caught by a Taoist priest last night as a ghost.Liu Quan was stunned, he didn't understand, how did news spread that Lin Yi was possessed by an evil spirit in less than eight hours in one night.

You know, last night he was busy until 12 o'clock before going to bed.But in a few hours, why did such a big news come again.

Lin Yi briefly explained that there was indeed a problem, but it had been resolved, and it was just a big oolong.

Liu Quan confirmed repeatedly that Lin Yi was fine, and that he had reached a settlement with the Taoist priests, so he was relieved. However, based on his years of experience, he still issued a statement.

"When I woke up, Lin Yi was on the hot search again, and I received a call from the reporter. To be honest, I was stunned. I have lived for such a long time, and there is no Lin Yi in the news of all the artists. It's so outrageous. I just talked to Lin Yi on the phone, and Lin Yi said that the matter has been resolved. Although there was a big oolong, Lin Yi has reached a private settlement with Shangqingguan. I hope this matter will end here. I also thank the netizens and fans for their concern for him, please continue to pay attention to his works. This big oolong, let him go."

The Shangqing Temple was also teased by reporters and netizens. It is no one that the dignified Shangqing Temple, the number one Taoist temple in North China, would have such a big oolong.Netizens also asked under Shangqingguan's official Weibo, "Is there really such a thing in this world?"

Shangqing Guanguan also issued a statement early in the morning, deeply sorry for the harm caused to Mr. Lin Yi last night.Due to various reasons, it is impossible to explain the cause of the incident in detail, but in order to express the apology of Shangqingguan, the Ruoshui Pavilion of Shangqingguan is open to Mr. Lin Yi for free for life.Mr. Lin Yi is welcome to come to Shangqingguan for a short stay at any time, and Shangqingguan provides accommodation services at any time. "

Netizens were stunned and left messages one after another: "This apology is quite sincere. If I were Brother Lin, I would accept their apology. Shangqingguan's vegetarian food is famously delicious. Also, Ruoshui Pavilion? I didn't Are you reading it wrong? Is it really Ruoshui Pavilion?"

"Is Ruoshui Pavilion also the guest courtyard of Shangqingguan?"

"I am a loyal believer in Shangqing Temple, and I occasionally go to Shangqing Temple for a short stay. I know Ruoshui Pavilion, but it is the kind of Shangqing Temple that is never open to the public, and even if you have money, you can't live in it."

"I'm envious, I'm envious, my brother's blood is worth it."

"Hey, why didn't the Taoist priest of Shangqing Temple treat me as a gangster and arrest me?"

"Upstairs, wake up, what kind of person is Lin Yi? A well-known artist, handsome, go to Shangqingguan for a stop, proper traffic. Shangqingguan seems to be at a disadvantage, but in fact it is free There was a wave of advertisements. Lin Yi seemed to be taking advantage of it, but he actually advertised Shangqingguan for free. Who is the most popular artist in the entire Internet now? Lin Ge is none other than Lin Yi. Is Shangqingguan really someone outside the party? ? Does someone like this know how to do business? No, marketing. Look at this wave of marketing, it seems like there is no marketing god!"

"I was planning to pull Shangqingguan out to whip the corpse, so I have nowhere to vent my anger."

The Daoist of the Ming and Qing Dynasties, who was in charge of the marketing of Shangqing Guanguanbo, read the long list of messages and comments below, and had to sigh that although Lin Yi was just a rookie who had just debuted, his reputation was no less than that of a first-line star.Because of Lin Yi, Shangqingguan's fans have increased several times for the first time.

Of course, Shangqing Guan needs celebrity endorsement to attract popularity, but donating Ruoshui Pavilion to Lin Yi for free, isn't it a little too much?
The Taoist priests of the Ming and Qing Dynasties asked his brother, the Taoist priest Ming Yang: "You said that if this Lin Yi is an artist with both virtue and skill, we would not lose money if the water pavilion was given to him. But how many of today's artists are truly virtuous?" Yi Shuangxin? I'm afraid that one day the human establishment will collapse, so wouldn't my reputation of Shangqingguan be ruined?"

Now the Taoist temple is different from the past. If it wants to develop, it has to do marketing and publicity in many ways. It is the first time to invite an artist to speak for it, and it was also proposed by Master Guanzhu Wuwei himself.Although he offended Lin Yi this time, he could use Lin Yi's fame to do a wave of marketing.So far, the popularity of Shangqing Temple has indeed risen. Although there was an oolong incident, it has a good attitude of admitting mistakes and making timely remedies, which has also been recognized by Lin Yi and the majority of netizens.

But the Taoist priests of Ming and Qing Dynasties still felt that giving Ruoshui Pavilion to Lin Yi to live in was too flattering to Lin Yi.Asking an artist to endorse has always been a double-edged sword.If it is done well, everyone is happy, but if it is not done well, both of them will be pushed to the ground and rubbed by netizens.

Although Taoist priests in Ming and Qing Dynasties were also Taoist priests, most of them were responsible for the operation and marketing of Taoist temples, so naturally they could not get access to the most core secrets.Daoist Bu Ruoming Yang is a direct disciple of Master Changkong, and one of the few people who knows Lin Yi's true identity.It's not good to tell Junior Brother that Lin Yi is possessed by a sober adult in the world, so he said: "Junior Brother, you are worrying for nothing."

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I slept until almost noon before getting up. Lin Yi took out his mobile phone and found that there were a lot of messages on Weibo and WeChat, so he had to reply according to the urgency: "Thank you for your concern, I am now Very good. Although there was an oolong, I am less afraid of evil spirits, after all, the function of black dog blood to avoid evil is very good."

Fans left messages one after another: "My brother can still joke, which proves that he is not affected."

"Brother Lin, Wang Qiang is now a street rat, and has posted an apology on Weibo, do you want to make her worse?"

"Sun Miaomiao, the female crown prince of the starry sky, publicly angered Wang Qiang. What is the relationship between my brother and Sun Miaomiao? I am very curious."

When Lin Yi saw this comment, he was stunned. After reading the comment, he found out that Sun Qinqin was angry at Wang Qiang because of his real name.He really wanted to call Sun Qinqin, but he was afraid that she would be busy at the moment, so he put down the phone again.

At this time, WeChat rang again, and it was from Wang Yuexin.

"Lin Yi, the whole Internet is full of news about you these days, and you are completely popular now, kid."

Lin Yi smiled wryly, and replied: "Director Wang, don't make fun of me. I don't dare to go out now." It is true that I dare not go out, even if I dare not open the door, for fear of encountering enthusiastic and curious neighbors who will ask me. He, have you really been treated like a ghost by Taoist priests?Or, did you really catch the ghost together with Luo Guangdao?What does a ghost look like?

Wang Yuexin laughed loudly: "It's okay, the weather will be calm after the heat is over. By the way, remember to go to work in three days. "Phoenix" is still waiting for you to shoot."

Lin Yi quickly replied, "No problem."

Although Lin Yi doesn't go out, his WeChat has never been quiet all day. They come to ask him about the bloody incident with Wang Qiang. Friends Duan Chun'an, Xiao Yuze, and former classmates all expressed their concern and love. anger.

Lin Yi responded to the concerns of the students one by one.

Luo Guangming also sent a message to Lin Yi: "Master Sober, are you awake? I was delayed all night last night, and you still have a do not disturb sign on your door, so I dare not disturb you. But Shangqing Master Changkong from Guan wanted to meet you and asked if you were free. I gave Master Changkong your WeChat account, did you add him?"

There are too many people adding him as friends on Lin Yi's WeChat. Lin Yi didn't add him right away. He had to find out the friend column after hearing this. There were dozens of people who asked to be added as friends. Those who claimed to be a certain Taoist priest were added.

The avatar of Master Changkong is easy to identify, not only is it a real-name authentication, but even the avatar is his own.

Lin Yi sent a message to Master Changkong: "Master, what do you want me to do?"

After a while, there was a message: "Master Sober, hello, Mr. Sober, see you, Mr. Sober."

"Master Changkong is good."

"What happened last night, the old Taoist apologized to the sober lord on behalf of several evildoers. I am really sorry that I accidentally offended you. Although the sober lord has already given punishment, the old man still feels that these punishments are too light, and the old man punished them to face the wall during the day After thinking about it, I will repair the road at night. Until the road to the underworld is repaired."

Lin Yi replied: "An ignorant person is not guilty. Anyway, he has already been punished. I have seen the sincerity of Shangqingguan. I have calmed down now, so let it be."

Master Changkong sent a "thank you" emoticon, and replied: "Your sober lord is magnanimous, and the old Taoist thanked you for your forgiveness on behalf of several evildoers."

"so be it……"

"May I ask, Mr. Lin Yi, in fact, he is sober in the world."

Daoist Qing Yang, who was helping to type, raised his head and stared at his master.

Master Changkong said abruptly, Lin Yi almost threw away his cell phone, but he already had the experience to deal with it after losing his vest, so he replied: "Master has better eyesight than those Taoist priests."

Seeing Lin Yi's reply, Daoist Qing Yang was dumbfounded on the spot.

(End of this chapter)