The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

But Lao Cao said carelessly: "You Dajue Temple likes to favor one another, and the guests are divided into three, six, and nine ranks. Hehe, didn't you say that all living beings are equal in front of the Buddha? Why do you have to divide into threes and sixes when it comes to meals? Ninth class?" Lao Cao, who also learned a little ventriloquism, also started to practice the Sanxiang ventriloquism that he had learned for two years.

Master Bugui was furious, and shouted: "Presumptuous! Is it reasonable to steal my meal at Dajue Temple? I will tell you to come and go today."

With a wave of his hand, he shouted, "Take it!"

A group of monks behind him should have opened their eyes long ago, and immediately surrounded him, holding pear sticks, and slammed on the ground, shouting loudly.

Lin Yi didn't understand Buddhist ghost-hunting skills, so seeing this battle, he didn't dare to take it too seriously, so he quickly retreated with Lao Cao.There was a window just behind them, so they escaped through the window.

But as soon as Lao Cao touched the window, he was bounced back by a golden light.Lin Yi didn't think there was anything wrong, but Lao Cao suffered.

It turned out that a bronze mirror with a beautiful light had been hung outside the window at some time, and the light reflected from the bronze mirror was so vast that it stabbed Lao Cao so that his whole body was smoking.

"It's unreasonable. It turned out that he wanted to close the door and beat dogs." Lao Cao was so angry that his fangs came out, his hair stood on end, and coupled with his black and blue face, he was really an evil ghost among evil spirits.

Master Bugui loudly proclaimed a Buddha's name, and said in a deep voice, "Will you be arrested without a fight, or will I throw you into the Avici Hell, where you will suffer untold suffering?"

Old Cao scolded: "Fart, how can I be afraid of you? If you have the guts, let's single out."

Lin Yi stopped him and said: "Come on, let's run away quickly." The last time he was able to escape from the hands of Master Buhui, one was lucky, and the other was that the other party was not prepared.

This time it was different, the other party obviously came prepared.Look at that peaked cap, standing in the crowd, still calm and composed.

Lin Yi, who has moderate face blindness, also listened to the other party's voice, so he could basically conclude that the other party's identity should be the gopher who had a relationship with him in the ward last time.This group of people specialize in dealing with spirits and ghosts, and they must have good skills at hand. It is a trivial matter to be captured alive, but it is a major event if his vest is exposed.

Lao Cao yelled loudly, but he was also able to bend and stretch. Naturally, he knew that the other party had come prepared, and he would definitely not be able to get a bargain, so he deliberately entangled with Master Buhui.

While Lin Yi took advantage of the fact that everyone's eyes were on Lao Cao, he used his magic power to fetch objects from the air, and a solid wooden chair suddenly flew up and hit the window.The windows on the second floor were not secured against theft, and the glass shattered, hitting the bronze mirror directly.

The bronze mirror was shattered, and the golden light that bound Lao Cao disappeared.

Seeing this, Lao Cao laughed loudly: "Bye bye, grandpa is gone, don't see him off!" Then he jumped out of the window and left.

Ghosts are things of the external genitals, and the internal yins of the wall are two mutually exclusive things, which cannot be accommodated or passed through. Neither ghosts nor impermanence can pass through walls.You can either go through the door or through the window. If there are no doors and windows, you can't get out.The ability to enter through walls is also based on the fact that the house has doors and windows.

The same is true for a bardo body like Lin Yi.This is the restriction of the rules of heaven and earth on them.

Master Buhui didn't expect that this young ghost could easily break through the trap he set, and hurried to the window and shouted: "Second team, line up! The Buddha's Light Purdue!"

Master Bugui had already set many traps. When Lao Cao broke through the window, he was quickly surrounded by a group of monks. Lao Cao was in the middle of the air, and when a golden light hit his head, he dodged to avoid the golden light.When he landed on the top of the wall, Lao Cao rejected Lin Yi's proposal to run away quickly. He threw Lin Yi aside and said, "Go, I want to make gestures with these monks today."

Lin Yi said: "Are you sure?"

Lao Cao's face was full of sternness: "What is my status now? I can't even beat these monks, so what are you doing? Come on, don't stop me!"

Lin Yi decisively let him go.

Old Cao: "..."

Lin Yi said: "Get up from where you fell, you really have backbone. I am optimistic about you, go."

Lao Cao: "..." He glared at him bitterly. This pair of blue-faced fangs is as terrifying as it is.

But Lin Yi showed his big white teeth and said, "It's time to show your true skills."

Lao Cao gritted his teeth and was about to take out the mace, but Lin Yi snatched it away and quickly hid it: "Don't, be careful of revealing your identity."

"Then what weapon does I use?" Lao Cao roared.

At this time, the monk had already rushed over, and another golden light shot at them. Lin Yi turned his head to avoid it, and pulled Lao Cao, avoiding the golden light again, and quickly raised his hand to press on the group of bald heads below: "Wait a minute , we are discussing what weapon to use."

Monks: "..."

Master Buhui came striding quickly, looked up at the two ghosts on the wall, and shouted coldly: "Don't be stubborn, you don't want to leave today!"

Lin Yi said: "Don't worry, wait until I get rid of the weapon." After digging and digging in the storage ring, he finally took out a wooden pestle that he hadn't used for a long time, and handed it over, "Use this."

"Is it made of paper? It's not strong, so change it." The paper will melt when exposed to water.

"It's real stainless steel, don't worry about using it." When Matsushita Masaichi taught him Dongying swordsmanship, he specially bought it online for three thousand dollars. The quality is quite good, and it's made of fine steel.

Lao Cao got it in his hand and thought about it, and it was really heavy, strong and durable, so he floated down holding the iron pestle, and started fighting with a group of monks.

Becoming the head of the ecstasy in the Northeast area also requires vocational training. Coupled with years of impermanent life, the fighting skills are not bad.

Lao Cao rushed into the group of monks, and he disrupted the formation of the monks with two or three strokes. Most of the monks relied on chanting scriptures to drive away the ghosts, that is, the Buddha's light Purdue.

It is said to be transcendence, but in fact, it is to forcibly restrain the ghosts by using Buddhism, making them powerless to resist.A ghost with no willpower can't stand it at all.

But Lao Cao, a senior old ghost, didn't wait for the other party to finish reading the scriptures, he just did it, and the other party couldn't read the scriptures anymore, so naturally he didn't have the time to surpass him.You can only hold pear sticks and engage in gang fight tactics.

This group of monks who can catch ghosts are martial arts monks who have practiced martial arts. The strong and heavy pear sticks are made to make people scream, and the monks are not fond of fighting.The six monks took turns to fight with Lao Cao, while the remaining monks formed a circle and surrounded the periphery to prevent Lao Cao from escaping.

Crazy Rat couldn't see Lao Cao, nor could he see Lin Yi, but seeing the pear wood sticks of the monks made the wind blow, he felt itchy, and said to the rooster again: "Don't hide it, hurry up and open it!" Sky Eye, I want to see what a ghost looks like."

Hu Aijun stared intently at the beating monks, his heart was a little itchy, and he said: "Open my eyes too."

"Are you sure you want to open your eyes?" the rooster asked again.

"Let's go, let's go!" After living for half my life, I have never seen what a ghost looks like. Anyway, there are gophers and roosters, and it is in the pure land of Buddhism.

"Opening the eyes of the sky may affect your own luck." The rooster asked Madrat again.

Crazy Rat said: "What are you afraid of? At worst, you can go to the monk of Dajue Temple and recite the Sutra to purify the magnetic field."

The rooster really opened everyone's eyes.

Mad Rat felt a dimness before his eyes, and what caught his eyes was a male ghost dressed as a Qing Dynasty man sitting on the wall and eating melon seeds leisurely.I couldn't help being stunned, this ghost has a pretty face, and his legs are still dangling in mid-air. It looks like he's not scared at all?It doesn't look like a ghost at all.

"Is this what ghosts look like?" Mad Rat looked at the ghost in light gold clothes sitting on the wall.

The rooster smacked the red-cloaked ghost in the yard with its chin: "Look at this again."

As soon as Mad Rat looked, he saw Lao Cao, who was fighting vigorously with the monks, wearing a red cloak like a Qing Dynasty man's attire.With a face full of sternness, blue face and fangs, the little boy was immediately thumping with fright.Subconsciously leaned towards the cock.

But then again, this ghost wearing a rooster-embroidered cloak is the correct way to open Li Gui.

That ghost on the wall didn't look like a ghost at all.

Others also asked the rooster to open the eyes of the sky, and shouted endlessly, and finally saw what the ghost looked like, half excited, half regretful, such a ghost is really scary.If you knew it earlier, don't be curious.

After playing for a while, Lao Cao felt that something was wrong.The opponent actually engages in a wheel fight, and his nose is crooked.

And Lin Yi, a bastard, was still watching his excitement on the wall.

So he shouted loudly, picked up the iron rod, and performed the ninjutsu taught by Masaichi Matsushita, combined with the fast speed of the blessing of impermanence, he started the sneak attack mode.I saw the red shadow looming, disappearing from time to time, and reappearing from time to time.This trick really worked, several monks were attacked successfully, were beaten with iron rods until their eyes stared, or were kicked flying, almost annoyed by the pain, almost powerless to fight.

Lao Cao's scheme succeeded, he sneered, and repeated his old tricks, continuing to engage in sneak attacks.

Master Buhui shouted loudly: "Be careful of the opponent's sneak attack!"

The monks stood back to back, waving pear sticks in the air from time to time, and looked around vigilantly.

Lao Cao couldn't get close, so he could only hide in the dark, and took advantage of the opportunity to make a fool of himself.

Master Buhui took off the beads around his neck and tore them apart. The beads were thrown out one by one in all directions. One of the beads that had been thrown into the corner of the wall suddenly shone with golden light. Lao Cao appeared and scolded: " You monk is really hateful!" Swinging the iron rod, he flew over and smashed it.

Master Buhui immediately threw another Buddhist bead, and before the Buddhist bead touched Lao Cao, it emitted a golden light.Lao Cao was extremely afraid of the golden light, so he had to wave away the beads, but the beads were thrown at him one after another, and Lao Cao could only dance the iron rod tightly.To reduce the damage of the beads to him.

But the other monks took pear sticks to kill the generals, surrounded Lao Cao in the middle, and started the wheel tactics again.

Such a big commotion in the yard naturally attracted the members of other private rooms.

The judge, the captain, the rest of the team, hula came downstairs and surrounded the yard.

Mad Rat told the judge what had happened.

The judge looked at a group of monks in the courtyard with a look of surprise, and asked the rooster to open his eyes.

Facing the biggest boss in the department, Rooster hesitated.

"Let's go, let me see what these ghosts look like."

The judge is not in charge of the supernatural, but is quite curious about it.Chu Jian didn't come today, so he wanted to see what Li Gui looked like.

The big bosses all want to open their eyes, and the captain, the giant lion and others are also scrambling to let the rooster open their eyes.

Lao Cao was so tired that he began to pant. Seeing so many people looking at him, and seeing Lin Yi still eating melon seeds on the wall, watching his own jokes leisurely, he couldn't get angry, and cursed: "You just have to eat melon seeds." Just watch my show, and help me anyway."

Lin Yi smiled and said, "No hurry, I think you can carry it a little longer."

Although most of the members in the courtyard are members of 149, as long as Chu Jian is not here, Lin Yi, who used the Yirongfu, is not afraid of being recognized.

"Fart! I really can't bear it anymore."

"Persist a little longer, persistence is victory, come on, I am optimistic about you!"

Lin Yi clenched his fist and waved it to cheer him up.

Old Cao: "..."

If it weren't for the wrong occasion, everyone would be heartbroken for this red-clothed ghost to have such a pig teammate.

Three shifts