The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 41
Only then did Lao Cao find out that there were actually two weasels in the house, and he was startled: "Damn it, it's Huangpizi." Huangpizi has been practicing for hundreds of years.

As a fifth-rank impermanent, Lao Cao still has some magical powers, and he still has the power to fight against this kind of yellow skin who has cultivated for hundreds of years.After all, Huang Pizi is not strong in combat among the four gates, but his illusion is more powerful, and it is not easy to catch the Tao.

Now seeing two more yellow skins, Lao Cao almost jumped up.

Lin Yi kicked over, the weasel turned a few somersaults on the ground, and then kowtowed to Lin Yi desperately: "So you are the sober master, Lao Huang has eyes that don't know Taishan, offended you, please forgive me, sober master Little one this time."

Lao Cao opened his eyes wide and screamed strangely: "You kid can even subdue a weasel, this is too heaven-defying."

Lin Yi was stunned, is the weasel very powerful?Why does he only think it's normal?

Lao Cao looked at the mahogany stick and the shoes on Lin Yi's tossed aside, and silently swallowed his words.

"The weasel has a strong desire for revenge. Since it has been captured alive, it is better to kill it, and it will be over once and for all." Lao Cao suggested.

Ershu was so frightened that he hurriedly begged for mercy, and said tremblingly, "Please forgive me, master, please forgive us this time."

Lao Cao rolled his eyes and said again: "However, although the weasel is cunning and vicious, it still has some advantages."

Ershu hurriedly said: "Our Huang Daxian is not only a Baojiaxian, but also can fart and escape."

Lin Yi said coolly: "I almost vomited that night."

Er Shu said with a terrified expression, "We can still protect our home."

"The combat power is so poor that even I can't beat it."

"..."

Lao Cao suggested to Lin Yi: "Speaking of Baojiaxian, this weasel does have the ability to town house to make a fortune and ward off disasters. How about enshrining them as Baojiaxian?" Isn't Lin Yi short of money?

Ershu's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "Yes, we are Huang Daxian who has cultivated for nearly 300 years, and it is perfect to be a guardian immortal for human beings. Miss Huang Wuye, I am ranked second in the fairy temple." Second, no one dares to rank first."

Lin Yi said slowly, "Be my Baojiaxian?"

"Yes, if you enshrine me, I will definitely let the Zun family get rid of disasters and make a fortune..."

The mother mouse quickly patted the male mouse, and said quickly: "Master's mana is so powerful that I don't need a Baojiaxian at all. I think there must be a lack of someone who takes care of the house, guards the house, and takes care of the hygiene. We won't be Baojiaxian anymore, we will be the master's... How is the spiritual pet?"

Lao Cao was almost choked by his own saliva. Huang Pizi, who has always been arrogant, conceited and evil, actually lowered his status and became Lin Yi's spiritual pet?I dozed off and didn't wake up?Or is the sun coming out from the west?

Lin Yi said without raising his eyebrows: "I never keep spiritual pets." I can't even support myself.

Ershu was about to cry, and lowered his requirements again: "We are much more capable than ordinary spiritual pets. We can not only guard the house, but also take care of the house. When the master comes back, he can squeeze his shoulders and beat his back."

"If the master doesn't like anyone, we'll clean him up."

"Whatever the master tells us to do, we will do."

Lao Cao almost burst out laughing, and said to Lin Yi: "Guarding the home and guarding the home, and being able to massage the house and act as a thug, are rare monsters. Just accept them."

Ershu nodded quickly, and gave Lao Cao a flattering smile.

Lin Yi took a look at Ershu, running the home and nursing the home, and doing massages at the town house, um, I was really moved.

"Okay, but I'm talking ugly, I have to sign a contract." Whether it's the underworld or the underworld, a verbal agreement is not as good as a paper contract.

To make a contract with an animal that has become a spirit, as long as the other party has sworn a blood oath, it can be counted.

Moreover, the credibility of animals is much higher than that of humans, and there are very few breaches of contracts.Lin Yi doesn't have to worry about this.

Ershu quickly made a contract, expressing that he will be the spiritual pet of a sober adult in the future, guard the house to eliminate disasters, and never leave. If there is any violation, he will be punished by frying.

After taking the oath, he looked at Lin Yi pitifully: "Master, no, master, I will pay my respects to the master." The two mice lay down on the ground and bowed to Lin Yi with a flattering expression.

Lin Yi didn't know whether to cry or laugh. He didn't expect to accept two weasels as spiritual pets, and he didn't know if it was the right choice.

"Master, we don't need to eat, as long as the master gives us some incense every day." Seeing Lao Cao who was inhaling incense comfortably, Ershu swallowed, couldn't help it anymore, and asked Lin Yi plead.

Lin Yi: "...Go and take a look at the bathroom. It seems that I haven't cleaned the bathroom just now."

The male mouse was stunned, and hurriedly said: "Master, please wait a moment, I will go to clean the bathroom right away."

Lin Yi said to the mother mouse again: "The living room is also messy, so clean it quickly."

The mother mouse also worked hard.

……

Witnessing a scene in which the arrogant, cunning and evil Huang Daxian actively asked Lin Yi to take him in, and surrendered his status as a spiritual pet to do housework. Lao Cao expressed his satisfaction, and even more sincerely for Lin Yi admire.

"The majestic Huang Daxian, in the Northeast region, is the Baojiaxian who is enshrined by humans as a god, but you treat him submissively. Brother, cow!"

Lin Yi rolled his eyes: "Do you think I want it? How quiet it is to be alone."

……

The next day, after Lin Yi woke up, the clean and bright bathroom almost blinded him.

But Huang Wu said flatteringly: "Master, the bathroom has been tidied up. I didn't rest all night last night. Are you satisfied?"

Lin Yi: "..."

Coming to the living room, the female mouse Huang Qi also flattered and said: "Master, the living room has also been tidied up, and I also wiped the balcony. Look, are you satisfied?"

Looking at the living room and balcony, which were cleaner and tidier than before, Lin Yi said that these two spiritual pets were finally paid off.

But Lin Yi still asked vigilantly: "What do you usually eat? Do you have a big appetite?"

Ershu shyly said: "It's enough for us and my wife to eat two chickens a day. It would be great if the master gave us some more delicious food."

Lin Yi almost couldn't stand still, how much is the cheapest chicken in Beijing?

Seeing this, Ershu thought that Lin Yi was angry, and hurriedly said: "We don't eat the chicken, the master will give me three sticks of incense every day."

Lin Yi: "..."

"Two sticks? As a couple, do we eat two sticks of incense a day?" The two mice bargained.

Lin Yi stared at them, speechless for a while, with a heavy expression on his face.

The two mice looked at each other, and finally Huang Wu said with a sad face. "Is it ready one a day? Master, the emperor is not short of hungry soldiers. Do you really want to be Huang Shiren?"

Lin Yi said slowly: "I never said that I would not be popular with you."

"what?"

"Three sticks of incense a day is enough." The cost of three sticks of incense a day is only ten yuan, which is better than eating two chickens a day.

The two mice jumped eight feet high, "Master, I want to be popular now."

Lin Yi silently took out the incense, lit it, and the two mice immediately lay down and began to inhale comfortably.

Looking at the Ershu who was desperately trying to gain popularity, Lin Yi warned again: "Since you are my spiritual pet, you must abide by my rules. Don't scare people in the community, especially my neighbor next door. He is a Taoist priest. Don't let him see you."

After exhorting, Lin Yi went to school with a dreamy heart.

When he got to school, he heard the news of a bolt from the blue.

Sun Daxiaohua had a car accident on Friday and was seriously injured and was admitted to the hospital. She only woke up last night. It is said that her brain was also damaged.

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