The metaphysicist, he only believes in science
Chapter 46 Short-haired woman
Chapter 46 Short-haired woman
These money-greedy impermanents really stopped talking. Indeed, impermanence is bound by the law of heaven. If they really accept huge bribes, their behavior will be immediately recorded in the book of shame in the underworld. Not only will they lose their errands, they may even be sent to hell for punishment .
Thinking that he almost made such a big mistake, to make up for it and to vent, Wuchang once again carried out a brutal group fight against the evil Taoist priest.
Zhang Ran allowed Wuchang to ravage the evil Taoists, and said to Lin Yi: "My sober brother is not only powerful in mana, but also upright. No wonder he has been promoted several levels after joining Wuchang's team. Old Cao really has a discerning eye."
Lin Yi smiled and said: "Old Cao is indeed a good leader. He is not only my guide, but also a brother and friend with me. I was transferred to the Capital City God, and Lao Cao specially arranged for me to be under the command of Captain Zhang. I feel that Captain Zhang is upright and selfless, and will take care of me with all his heart. With Captain Zhang around, I can enjoy the shade under the big tree."
As soon as Lin Yi's rainbow fart was released, Zhang Ran liked Lin Yi more and more. He patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are flattering me. We are colleagues, and we should support each other and cooperate for win-win results. We will not talk about these scenes in the future."
Lin Yi said: "Team Zhang misunderstood me, this is my truth."
Zhang Ran laughed out loud, seeing that his subordinates had beat the evil Taoist master and apprentice to death, and his soul was also shivering, so he sneered and said: "This old bastard does all kinds of bad things, so let's throw the body to the wild dogs. If the soul is arrested, take it with you." Go back, let the brothers have enough anger, and then send them to the underworld for trial."
Wuchang were overjoyed, kicking and cursing while locking up the soul of the evil Taoist priest.
The evil Taoist knows that the situation is over, but he still doesn't give up, he is still bribing Wuchang, let him go, he will entrust his dream to his teacher, and ask the teacher to give them money, wine and beautiful women.
Lin Yi slapped the mace and hit the evil Taoist on the mouth.The evil Taoist screamed, black smoke billowed from his lips, and two of his teeth fell out.
Lin Yi continued to swing the mace, knocking out all the teeth of the evil Taoist, and stomping on the evil Taoist, tortured the evil Taoist until his body was bruised.
Seeing all the ghosts staring at him blankly, he said: "This evil Taoist is the best at confusing ghosts, so he cut his tongue out, lest brothers make mistakes."
Zhang Ranru woke up from a dream, and quickly ordered: "Yes, yes, listen to my brother, cut off your tongue, cut off your hands and feet, so as not to make you make irreparable mistakes."
The ghosts hurriedly followed suit, and cut off the evil Taoist's tongue, and also broke his hands and feet, making the evil Taoist a completely crippled soul, unable to do evil anymore.
Unknowingly when a white belly appeared in the sky, Zhang Ran patted his thigh: "Oh, it's almost dawn, we're going back to our mission. Brother, let's go back together, let's have a drink."
Lin Yi said: "No, I have other things, next time I will ask everyone to have a drink together." Then he handed Zhang Ran a few gold ingots, "Give the brothers a drink, just a little fun."
"Ah, what a shame..." Zhang Ran was dumbfounded. How could the newly appointed vice-captain be so rich?
Lin Yi insisted on pressing the gold ingot into Zhang Ran's hand: "I know that brothers are suffering, but no matter how poor or miserable, you can't violate the principle of impermanence. But I'm different, you and I are colleagues, and it's not illegal to accept gifts from colleagues. Well, that's my point of view, too."
Zhang Ran half pushed and half accepted it, and his grimace became more sinister.Unexpectedly, this deputy team is not only powerful in combat, but also rich in money. No wonder they can become priests at such a young age, and I don't know which son of the priesthood they are.
……
More and more white bellies were exposed on the horizon, and the space between the sky and the earth became clearer. The figures of Zhang Ran and other ghosts gradually disappeared in the morning mist.
Lin Yi also floated back, but at the intersection ahead, under the shade of a tree, he saw several female ghosts pulling a short-haired female ghost. The female ghost struggled desperately and shouted for help.
"Let go of me, my relatives are calling me, I can't go with you..." the short-haired female ghost yelled helplessly.
"Come with us, it's much better to be a ghost than a human. You can see how carefree we are." A female ghost held the hand of the short-haired female ghost, smiling sinisterly.It's the same death, why can you come back to life, we have to be a lonely ghost.
The female ghost said angrily: "I still have family members. My body is still in the hospital. My family members are still guarding me. I can't go with you."
"If you don't go, you have to go."
"Help..." the short-haired female ghost cried out in despair.
Seeing this, Lin Yi quickly floated over and waved the mace: "You are so bold to persecute living souls." The female ghosts were hit by the mace and flew far away.
Lin Yi threw out the chains and arrested all the female ghosts.
"My lord, forgive me, we know we were wrong." Seeing impermanence, the female ghosts shrank into a ball in fright.
Lin Yi summoned Yan Guang and asked him to send the female ghosts to the Town God's Temple, and said to the short-haired woman, "Go back quickly, don't delay."
Yan Guang came soon, and first saluted Lin Yi: "I have seen you." After seeing a few female ghosts, he said, "My lord, these dead ghosts should be sent to the city of vain death to wait for punishment, but because No one has surpassed them, so they are not qualified to report to the Temple of the City God."
Ghosts who died violently, if their family members did not invite Taoist priests to cross them, they would be called black households in the underworld, unable to enjoy impermanence's reception, impermanence has no oil and water, and would not pay attention to these poor ghosts, so Yan Guang didn't want to do this either chores.
Lin Yi said: "Short-sighted. Our Dongyue Yin Division's performance has been declining year by year, which is caused by your thinking. Although you can't get any money from these poor ghosts, it's a performance anyway. It's like letting Jiuyou Hell get it. .”
Yan Guang: "..." There seems to be some truth to this.
Lin Yi said again: "Although you can't get rewards from these poor ghosts, you can operate in reverse. Let them entrust their dreams to their families and surpass them. Wouldn't you be able to get a commission? Wouldn't everyone be happy? "
Yan Guang clapped his hands: "Wow, why didn't I think of that before?" Then he said to Lin Yi, "Master Sober is worthy of being a talented student of our impermanence team. He really has a long-term vision. The little one has been taught."
Lin Yi: "..." Impermanence also has academic qualifications?
Probably seeing Lin Yi's confusion, Yan Guang asked back: "If you don't have a high degree of education, how can you be promoted so quickly?"
"..."
After Yan Guang left, Lin Yi was also about to leave, but saw the short-haired woman looking at him timidly.
Lin Yi asked, "Why don't you go back?"
"I, I can't find my way back." The short-haired woman said embarrassedly, she was born with a road idiot.Looking at Lin Yi expectantly again, "You are impermanent, a civil servant in the underworld? Can you send me back?"
"……Where are you?"
"I'm in XX Hospital, and I had a car accident a while ago..."
Lin Yi thought to himself, it's no wonder that people who have been in a car accident will have a lot of decline in physical fitness and lose their soul easily.
(End of this chapter)
These money-greedy impermanents really stopped talking. Indeed, impermanence is bound by the law of heaven. If they really accept huge bribes, their behavior will be immediately recorded in the book of shame in the underworld. Not only will they lose their errands, they may even be sent to hell for punishment .
Thinking that he almost made such a big mistake, to make up for it and to vent, Wuchang once again carried out a brutal group fight against the evil Taoist priest.
Zhang Ran allowed Wuchang to ravage the evil Taoists, and said to Lin Yi: "My sober brother is not only powerful in mana, but also upright. No wonder he has been promoted several levels after joining Wuchang's team. Old Cao really has a discerning eye."
Lin Yi smiled and said: "Old Cao is indeed a good leader. He is not only my guide, but also a brother and friend with me. I was transferred to the Capital City God, and Lao Cao specially arranged for me to be under the command of Captain Zhang. I feel that Captain Zhang is upright and selfless, and will take care of me with all his heart. With Captain Zhang around, I can enjoy the shade under the big tree."
As soon as Lin Yi's rainbow fart was released, Zhang Ran liked Lin Yi more and more. He patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are flattering me. We are colleagues, and we should support each other and cooperate for win-win results. We will not talk about these scenes in the future."
Lin Yi said: "Team Zhang misunderstood me, this is my truth."
Zhang Ran laughed out loud, seeing that his subordinates had beat the evil Taoist master and apprentice to death, and his soul was also shivering, so he sneered and said: "This old bastard does all kinds of bad things, so let's throw the body to the wild dogs. If the soul is arrested, take it with you." Go back, let the brothers have enough anger, and then send them to the underworld for trial."
Wuchang were overjoyed, kicking and cursing while locking up the soul of the evil Taoist priest.
The evil Taoist knows that the situation is over, but he still doesn't give up, he is still bribing Wuchang, let him go, he will entrust his dream to his teacher, and ask the teacher to give them money, wine and beautiful women.
Lin Yi slapped the mace and hit the evil Taoist on the mouth.The evil Taoist screamed, black smoke billowed from his lips, and two of his teeth fell out.
Lin Yi continued to swing the mace, knocking out all the teeth of the evil Taoist, and stomping on the evil Taoist, tortured the evil Taoist until his body was bruised.
Seeing all the ghosts staring at him blankly, he said: "This evil Taoist is the best at confusing ghosts, so he cut his tongue out, lest brothers make mistakes."
Zhang Ranru woke up from a dream, and quickly ordered: "Yes, yes, listen to my brother, cut off your tongue, cut off your hands and feet, so as not to make you make irreparable mistakes."
The ghosts hurriedly followed suit, and cut off the evil Taoist's tongue, and also broke his hands and feet, making the evil Taoist a completely crippled soul, unable to do evil anymore.
Unknowingly when a white belly appeared in the sky, Zhang Ran patted his thigh: "Oh, it's almost dawn, we're going back to our mission. Brother, let's go back together, let's have a drink."
Lin Yi said: "No, I have other things, next time I will ask everyone to have a drink together." Then he handed Zhang Ran a few gold ingots, "Give the brothers a drink, just a little fun."
"Ah, what a shame..." Zhang Ran was dumbfounded. How could the newly appointed vice-captain be so rich?
Lin Yi insisted on pressing the gold ingot into Zhang Ran's hand: "I know that brothers are suffering, but no matter how poor or miserable, you can't violate the principle of impermanence. But I'm different, you and I are colleagues, and it's not illegal to accept gifts from colleagues. Well, that's my point of view, too."
Zhang Ran half pushed and half accepted it, and his grimace became more sinister.Unexpectedly, this deputy team is not only powerful in combat, but also rich in money. No wonder they can become priests at such a young age, and I don't know which son of the priesthood they are.
……
More and more white bellies were exposed on the horizon, and the space between the sky and the earth became clearer. The figures of Zhang Ran and other ghosts gradually disappeared in the morning mist.
Lin Yi also floated back, but at the intersection ahead, under the shade of a tree, he saw several female ghosts pulling a short-haired female ghost. The female ghost struggled desperately and shouted for help.
"Let go of me, my relatives are calling me, I can't go with you..." the short-haired female ghost yelled helplessly.
"Come with us, it's much better to be a ghost than a human. You can see how carefree we are." A female ghost held the hand of the short-haired female ghost, smiling sinisterly.It's the same death, why can you come back to life, we have to be a lonely ghost.
The female ghost said angrily: "I still have family members. My body is still in the hospital. My family members are still guarding me. I can't go with you."
"If you don't go, you have to go."
"Help..." the short-haired female ghost cried out in despair.
Seeing this, Lin Yi quickly floated over and waved the mace: "You are so bold to persecute living souls." The female ghosts were hit by the mace and flew far away.
Lin Yi threw out the chains and arrested all the female ghosts.
"My lord, forgive me, we know we were wrong." Seeing impermanence, the female ghosts shrank into a ball in fright.
Lin Yi summoned Yan Guang and asked him to send the female ghosts to the Town God's Temple, and said to the short-haired woman, "Go back quickly, don't delay."
Yan Guang came soon, and first saluted Lin Yi: "I have seen you." After seeing a few female ghosts, he said, "My lord, these dead ghosts should be sent to the city of vain death to wait for punishment, but because No one has surpassed them, so they are not qualified to report to the Temple of the City God."
Ghosts who died violently, if their family members did not invite Taoist priests to cross them, they would be called black households in the underworld, unable to enjoy impermanence's reception, impermanence has no oil and water, and would not pay attention to these poor ghosts, so Yan Guang didn't want to do this either chores.
Lin Yi said: "Short-sighted. Our Dongyue Yin Division's performance has been declining year by year, which is caused by your thinking. Although you can't get any money from these poor ghosts, it's a performance anyway. It's like letting Jiuyou Hell get it. .”
Yan Guang: "..." There seems to be some truth to this.
Lin Yi said again: "Although you can't get rewards from these poor ghosts, you can operate in reverse. Let them entrust their dreams to their families and surpass them. Wouldn't you be able to get a commission? Wouldn't everyone be happy? "
Yan Guang clapped his hands: "Wow, why didn't I think of that before?" Then he said to Lin Yi, "Master Sober is worthy of being a talented student of our impermanence team. He really has a long-term vision. The little one has been taught."
Lin Yi: "..." Impermanence also has academic qualifications?
Probably seeing Lin Yi's confusion, Yan Guang asked back: "If you don't have a high degree of education, how can you be promoted so quickly?"
"..."
After Yan Guang left, Lin Yi was also about to leave, but saw the short-haired woman looking at him timidly.
Lin Yi asked, "Why don't you go back?"
"I, I can't find my way back." The short-haired woman said embarrassedly, she was born with a road idiot.Looking at Lin Yi expectantly again, "You are impermanent, a civil servant in the underworld? Can you send me back?"
"……Where are you?"
"I'm in XX Hospital, and I had a car accident a while ago..."
Lin Yi thought to himself, it's no wonder that people who have been in a car accident will have a lot of decline in physical fitness and lose their soul easily.
(End of this chapter)
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