The metaphysicist, he only believes in science
Chapter 506 Lao Cao’s magical brain chapter
……
In July and a half, the door to hell opens!
It is not only a carnival for the ghosts of the underworld, but also a good time for the ghosts and gods to have a good time.
Lin Yi received a message from Hu Qi. He had received a large basket of invitations in advance for his mansion in the underworld. They were all invitations from various ghosts and gods to invite guests to dinner, view, flowers, moon, tea, and opera.
Lin Yi rejected them all.
It's not that he took the throne, but that these are high-ranking officials in the underworld. If you go to one family, you will offend another family.
Simply don't go.
Lao Cao, who is a conspicuous person, also imitates other ghosts and gods, and will entertain guests on this day.
"You are a grassroots person, why are you following the trend? Just move your bricks."
"Lord Guochenghuang sent me an invitation and I didn't even go. I won't even go to your shabby place." Lin Yi said coldly.
"My difference is that this is a promotion banquet. As my best partner, you must go."
"What did you say?" Lin Yi thought there was something wrong with his ears.
"Brother has been promoted, didn't you know?" Lao Cao crossed his legs with a stern look on his face.
"You are a general from the third level of shackles! Isn't it awesome?"
General Shackles specializes in seducing evil ghosts. In the world of the world, he has serious karma and evil spirits, and all evil ghosts will be captured by General Shackles.
Lin Yi's eyes were dull, staring at his increasingly uglier face: "When did you get promoted?"
"The promotion documents were issued last month!" Lao Cao pretended to be reserved and authentic. "I had completed the work delivery at the Capital City God's Temple, and then went to the Guocheng God's Temple to complete the entry procedures. The quota for 12 confidants was given to my brother-in-law. Slave 16. I will officially take up my duties on the st of next month. From now on, we will be serious colleagues."
"My brother-in-law has also been approved. I specially chose the house next to yours. From now on, we will not only be colleagues, but also partners and neighbors." Seeing that Lin Yi didn't look happy, he smiled and said, "Oh, Are you stupidly happy?"
For some reason, Lin Yi felt a sour feeling in his chest. He took a deep breath and said unconvinced: "With your professional level, you can still be promoted. Is it natural?"
Lao Cao was not ashamed, but proud and said: "Who said I could flatter you? Wrong, who told me that I have a good vision?"
Lin Yi gritted his teeth and said, "What good vision do you have?"
"You," Lao Cao said matter-of-factly, "When I first saw you, I thought your kid had endless potential. Hey, he didn't disappoint me later. Not only is your kid a dark horse, he's also a blue chip stock."
Lin Yi: "..."
Don't think that if you flatter me, I will be happy with you.
Lao Cao pointed to his eyes again and shared his secrets for promotion.
"Ever since I saw the potential in your kid, I decided to follow you from now on. Hey, no, I'm pulling your tiger skin, no, no, I'm really getting promoted with your strength."
Then he explained to Lin Yi how he got promoted this time.
After Lin Yi heard this, he was stunned.
After a long time, he said with difficulty: "You mean, you pulled my tiger skin to become this shackles general?"
"Yeah, at the Spring Festival Gala last year, I relied on my status as the best partner of 'Human Awakening' to gain a familiar face in front of the senior management, and also became a familiar face in front of Judge Cui and Judge Lu. No, General Shackles This important position has fallen to me."
The previous General Shackles had been promoted to the headquarters due to his outstanding performance during his tenure.
Who wouldn’t want to grab the vacant god’s seat?
But among the ghosts and gods at the top, no one wants to take advantage of the other. Each ghost and god holds the idea that "since there is no hope of my power, then you can't get involved." Lao Cao, who was born at the bottom, has no ghost roots at the top but has I just happened to have a familiar face among the grassroots people in the upper management, so I found a big mistake.
Lao Cao was overjoyed to have picked up the big mistake. Of course, he also knew that it was thanks to Lin Yi that he was promoted.
So, Lao Cao said to Lin Yi again: "Looking at your worthless look, my brother has been promoted. Do you feel sad?"
Lin Yi sneered: "What do you think?"
He did not hide his dark side. He was happy to see Lao Cao promoted to an official position, but when an official was promoted to his head, even a saint would find it difficult to accept it.
What's even more disturbing is that this guy still climbed up by pulling his tiger skin. Can he not feel sore?
Lao Cao put down his legs, sat upright, put his hands on his knees, and said nonchalantly: "As for that? Lu Yi, Bai Jie, you have arranged errands for them, even Ying Liu Liu Si, you are thinking of a way Let them enter the public gate. As well as those foreign devils, you arranged for them to go to the International City God's Temple. Don't you just want to cultivate your own cronies?" Lin Yi had a cold face and said nothing.
Lao Cao chuckled again: "No matter what, it is a fact that I have been promoted to an official position, and it cannot be changed. Just accept the reality, and you won't break up with me just to vent your sadness, right? You are so smart. A person like this shouldn’t do such stupid things.”
Lin Yi let out a long sigh. Lao Cao is indeed a man who has been a priest for many years. He has worked hard at the bottom for many years and has his own magic weapon to gain a foothold.
Every ghost and god has their own magic weapon for promotion, some rely on backstage, some rely on money, and some rely on their own abilities. Among them, leveraging strength is a common rule in all walks of life.
Lao Cao is not a diligent player, let alone a talented player, but he can rise up step by step. In addition to his superb ability to flatter horses and observe people's emotions, he is also inseparable from the control of human nature.
No matter how good his relationship with Lao Cao is, it is based on equality and mutual assistance between the two parties. Once this level is broken, no matter how good the relationship is, it will have to undergo new tests.
Lin Yi was no exception. Regarding Lao Cao's promotion, he felt a deep sadness in his heart.
But Lao Cao was right, he couldn't do anything else except accept the reality.
Aren't you so stupid as to break up with Lao Cao?
Regardless of whether Lao Cao borrowed his strength or not, no matter how unhappy Lin Yi was, he could only hold his nose and admit it.
After doing a long period of psychological construction for himself, Lin Yifang accepted this reality that made him sour and jealous.
He rolled his eyes at Lao Cao and said angrily: "I won't do anything about repaying a favor, but you have to work harder to see if Liu Si can apply for the position of Zhenhai Divine Beast in the International City God's Temple."
The headquarters of the International City God's Temple is located on an island in the Pacific, so it needs a great immortal who can summon wind and rain.
Liu Si, who happened to be able to make rain, was recommended by Lin Yi in real name.
Liu Si was also eager to give it a try and geared up.
But Liu Si is not without competitors. Another Liu sect from the Northeast is not inferior to Liu Si in terms of cultivation, status, and seniority.
Therefore, the votes of various ghosts and gods are crucial.
Lao Cao patted his chest and said, "Don't worry. I'll take out my 200-year-old connections and ghost veins and even lift Liu Si in."
At the election of the sea-suppressing beast of the International City God's Temple, the civil and military priests of the fourth rank and above in the Guocheng God's Temple gathered together. Liu Si and Liu Liu performed rain-making skills and other spells respectively.
Although Liu Si's rain-making skills were slightly better than his opponent's, he was inferior in terms of body skills, flexible use of spells, and human sophistication.
Liu Liu's connections in the underworld are no worse than Liu Si's, and he seems to have quite a friendship with General Gan Liu.
Looking at the group of martial arts ghosts and gods chatting and laughing with General Gan Liu, Lin Yi looked solemn and couldn't help but look at Lao Cao.
It's also to blame that he doesn't usually walk in the underworld, nor does he participate in the gatherings of ghosts and gods. He walks alone and fails to make any friends in the underworld, so he is too embarrassed to speak.
The only person he can rely on is Lao Cao.
Lao Cao blinked at him, stood up, grabbed the paper and pen handed over by the ghost official, and said carelessly: "I have a good personal relationship with Liu Si, I will definitely choose Liu Si."
Then he said to the ghosts and gods next to him: "Choose Liu Si. This guy not only has a lot of incense and offerings in the human world, but also worships in the human yamen. You are right to choose Liu Si. You can follow him to the human world in the future." It tastes delicious."
There was surprise on the faces of these ghosts and gods, and they asked repeatedly: "Is Liu Si really so powerful?"
"Of course. Even Marshal Huo once praised Liu Si in front of me, saying that he is as wise as a fool. As long as he devotes himself to practice, his future future is immeasurable."
This guy Lao Cao really dared to say anything, and he actually blatantly used the banner of Marshal Huo to deceive.
And these Mu Qiang ghosts and gods are like housewives who have never seen the world. They believe whatever Lao Cao says, and they really voted for Liu Si.
In the end, Liu Si defeated Liu Liu with an advantage of three votes and became the fifth-level Zhenhai beast in the International City God's Temple. He had a good career and would never be laid off.
Afterwards, Lin Yi asked Lao Cao: "You are too good at boasting, and you are not afraid of Marshal Huo settling the score with you."
Lao Cao said with a smile: "Trying to pull the tiger's skin to pull the flag, do you understand?"
"But you are too unreliable. If the news reaches Marshal Huo's ears, he doesn't need to do anything. He only needs to say in front of the ghost: I don't know Cao Meng. Your conspiracy can be broken, and you can also Let you feel the reality and coldness of officialdom."
Lao Cao said without taking it seriously: "I have thought of this a long time ago, so on New Year's Eve this year, I will also go to your house and pay a visit to Marshal Huo."
Then I met Marshal Huo.
Lin Yi was shocked by Lao Cao's magical brain circuit. He could actually operate like this?
You'll Also Like
-
In Honkai Star Rail: I'm invincible with cheats.
Chapter 176 11 hours ago -
Cultivators in Honkai: Star Rail, join the chat group.
Chapter 281 11 hours ago -
Broadcast of the original amazing plot of Honkai: Star Rail: Starting from Pino Cone
Chapter 290 11 hours ago -
Collapse: Rebirth of Kevin, Collapse II Kai God King
Chapter 106 11 hours ago -
Collapse: Watching my simulation, why are there small pearls falling?
Chapter 473 11 hours ago -
Collapse: A monster girl at the beginning, shocking the star god
Chapter 321 11 hours ago -
White Hedge Dream
Chapter 309 14 hours ago -
Entertainment: Start as an idol trainee
Chapter 1780 20 hours ago -
Comprehensive comic: Building a super-dimensional empire from scratch
Chapter 931 21 hours ago -
Honghuang: Rebirth of Caiyunxian, Steady Becoming a Saint
Chapter 349 1 days ago