The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 69
Facing the furious female fox, Lin Yi could only touch his nose and said, "That's what you deserve, think yourself unlucky."

Gonghu said weakly: "There is nothing we can do. If we don't do this, we won't be able to restore our cultivation, and if we don't restore our cultivation, we will die at the hands of Liumen in half a year."

"How did you get involved with Liumen?"

"We have irreconcilable grievances with brothers Liu 28 and Liu 41. Under the interference of elder Humen Liumen, we agreed to hold a public life-and-death battle in half a year."

Everyone looked at each other.

The mother fox stared at Lin Yi, and said excitedly: "Damn guy, if it weren't for you, my husband and I would not have made such a plan. We went to the Qingxiang to inhale the incense, and found ordinary people."

Gonghu also had a hostile expression on his face: "And that kid, if I catch him, see if I don't cut him into pieces."

"Which kid?" Zhang Ran asked.

"It's that brat who hit me with a peach-wood stick in Shangqingguan, which hurt me a lot. I've gone back 200 years in my cultivation." Gonghu looked at a few Taoist priests again, and said, "It's a last resort to hit your ideas. .However, it is also our husband and wife who are unlucky to meet you, a catastrophe." If this world is not sober, the couple would have succeeded long ago.

Although Taoist priests are difficult to eat, the yang energy of Taoist priests is a great tonic for spirits and monsters.In order to make an agreement half a year later, the couple had no choice but to take risks, but who knew that the certainty of the matter was ruined by the clarity of this world.

"If it falls into your hands, it will be difficult for us to survive. If you want to kill or cut, it's up to you." The mother fox said viciously, "I just hope you can agree to one condition."

"Speak." Seeing that Lin Yi was silent, Zhang Ran took the initiative to speak.

"Let our husband and wife die together. If there is an afterlife, we will be husband and wife again." The female fox looked at the male fox sadly.

The male fox hugged the female fox tightly: "If there is an afterlife, we will be husband and wife again." Then the two foxes put their heads close together, lying down and waiting for death.

Taoist priests, you look at me and look at you. It's been a long time. I lived a lot of years, but my eyes were soured by a pair of goblins.

Luo Guangming wanted to say something, but he didn't know how to say it, so he could only look at Lin Yi hopefully.

Lin Yi said expressionlessly: "An evildoer is an evildoer. No matter how nicely he puts it, he is a different kind. There is a saying in the underworld, those who are not of my kind will be punished for their differences."

Daoist Yi Yang whispered: "Although this goblin has done a lot of bad things, at least it didn't cause a catastrophe. As long as they swear that they will never harm mankind again, let them live."

The other Taoist priests also nodded quickly.

The fox couple opened their eyes and looked at Lin Yi resentfully, with a hint of expectation.

Lin Yi was speechless, and said: "Even if I let them go, but now they have lost all their mana, and they will still have to die in Liumen's hands in half a year."

Everyone: "...Then, is there a way to get the best of both worlds, Mr. Sober?"

Lin Yi said seriously: "So let's send them on the road, and strive for a good pregnancy in the next life."

"You... have a wolfish heart, a heart of stone, and no humanity." The last hope of the mother fox was shattered, and she yelled again.

Lin Yi twisted them in his hands, ignoring their struggles, and said, "It's just cold, and this fox fur can just warm my feet."

"My lord sober..." Daoist Shang Shan disapproved, "Cultivation is not easy. Although the fox demon is not of my species, it is a living being after all. At least leave a dead body."

Lin Yi was surprised and said: "The Taoist priest's words are wrong, why not take them back to warm my feet?"

"Uh……"

Lin Yi asked Zhang Ran: "Brother Zhang, my Dongyue Yin Division has not stipulated that Impermanence cannot keep spiritual pets, right?"

Zhang Ran replied: "That's not true."

"That's it." Lin Yi said to the fox holding his palm indifferently, "I'll give you two ways, one is to warm my feet, and the other is, you know it."

The two foxes looked at each other, it was a disgrace to Hu Clan to be reduced to the point of warming the feet of ghosts.But if he disagreed, his life would be lost, and it would be better to live than to die, so Erhu just hesitated for a while, endured the humiliation and agreed.

Animals that have become spirits also keep their word, because the law of heaven is bound, and if they break their vows, they will be punished by the law of heaven.Lin Yi already knew this from Huang Wuna, and he no longer worried about Erhu's disagreement, so he said to Shangshan, "Let them be temporarily stored in Shangqing Temple, is that okay?"

Daoist Shangshan was stunned for a moment, and then immediately said: "Yes, yes, no problem, this is the honor of the poor." Great, this ghost from the underworld is worried about how to curry favor.

Luo Guangming had a resentful expression on his face, why did Master Sober leave me behind?Can I take care of the fox too?

Lin Yi couldn't think of this, and he was not a person who killed indiscriminately. Since this pair of foxes did nothing harmful, some punishment would be enough.But it is impossible for him to admit that he is soft-hearted in front of others.Impermanence can’t be soft-hearted, you have to put on a ruthless coat, otherwise he will come to you today to intercede, and tomorrow he will come to you to go through the back door, endless, and sooner or later you will be dragged into the water.

Put the foxes in Shangqing Temple first, mainly to heal their wounds with the incense of Shangqing Temple, and let them be baptized by scriptures, wash away their wildness, fade away their demon nature, and turn them into spirituality, which is only good for their cultivation no harm.

But foxes are inherently evil, and Lin Yi warned them before leaving: "Stay in Shangqing Temple obediently, don't make trouble, or I'll take your skin off."

Taoist Master Shangshan and Taoist Master Ruoshui each held a fox, and Taoist Master Shangshan also asked Lin Yi when he would come to Shangqing Temple to bring back the spiritual pet, so that they could open the door to sweep the dust, set up an incense table, and welcome the sober adult.

Lin Yi said, "I'm not popular."

"Hmm..." Is impermanence not popular?

"Then, when the time comes, Xiaodao will bring some more money to the adults." If you are not popular, you will love money.

"I don't want money."

"..." Daoist Shangshan was about to shut himself up, and said dryly, "What does the sober sir want?"

"Gourmet food." Lin Yi thought for a while, and then said, "The best is hairy crabs, steamed, without coriander." He is allergic to hairy crabs and cannot eat them.

"...It turns out that the sober adult is still a gourmet master, Xiaodao knows what to do." Shangshan Daoist wiped the sweat from his forehead. He doesn't like food or money, but only loves food. Such impermanence, I am afraid that the whole underworld will also find it. Not the second one.

Luo Guangming's eyes also lit up, and he suddenly found a way to curry favor with Mr. Sue.

Zhang Ran thought to himself, there have been rumors in the underworld that the world is sober with a strong background and generous spending, and it seems that he is really the one who is not short of money.

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　Out of words

　　I believe that in a short time, the sober coffin in the world will be thick, with a big backer, who hates evil like hatred, does not like food or money but only loves food, and the reputation of integrity and selflessness will spread throughout the whole Taoist sect.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)