The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 84 Found Two Stupid Eating Ghosts

Dajue Temple did not hold a puja today, so of course no food would be prepared for the ghosts.

After going around the kitchen, but finding nothing to eat, Lin Yi was a little disappointed, "It's bad luck."

Lao Cao said: "Don't worry, it's already here, how can you leave on an empty stomach? Let's go to the back kitchen and look for it."

Dajue Temple is the largest temple in North China, and regularly invites pilgrims to eat. All of these chefs have obtained chef certificates.The vegetarian dishes made are also famously delicious.

The back kitchen is slightly smaller, and it is specially prepared for the monks in the monastery. They came at the right time, and the monks had just served their bowls for dinner.

Lao Cao pulled Lin Yi, and sat on the big table in the kitchen to eat fiercely. The table was already filled with pots of vegetables, which were then put on plates by the chef and served to the monks.

"Try the fish tofu, it's delicious." Lao Cao greeted Lin Yi and started eating.

Just smelling the aroma of the vegetables, the saliva in his mouth was soaring. Lin Yi didn't care about his appearance, and sat down. For the convenience of eating, he didn't wear a mask anymore, but a mask made of paper, only showing his eyes and The mouth does not affect eating.

"Delicious, delicious." After eating the fish-flavored eggplant, Lin Yi almost swallowed his tongue, and then tried other dishes, which were really delicious. Lin Yi was so excited that he wished he could bury his whole body in the basin and dry it. .

Lin Yi put his hands on the table, smelled it with his nose, and sucked in his mouth slightly, and swallowed all the aroma and essence of the dish, and his whole body floated up involuntarily.

Seeing him looking like a starving ghost, Lao Cao couldn't help laughing and said, "Don't overeat, there are more."

It was time for dinner, and people came in and out of the kitchen from time to time, putting the food that Lin Yi and the others had eaten on plates and taking it out. A chef looked at the braised tofu fish that had changed color, and wondered: "It didn't take long for it to come out of the pot. Ah, why did it change color?" But without thinking too much, she went out with a plate.

But the monks who ate outside found that the food was not very fresh, even tasteless, so they couldn't help calling the chef angrily: "What did you do today? Did you not put salt?"

The chef was dumbfounded: "Let it go."

"Then come and taste it, it doesn't taste like anything."

The chef paid, his expression changed greatly: "How is this possible?"

At this time, other monks also pointed to the dishes in the bowls: "I have no taste in this one. I said, Lao Zhang, have you deserted today? It tastes like chewing wax."

Many monks also reported that their dishes were tasteless.

Of course, some dishes are still delicious.But there are some dishes that are really tasteless, and they taste hard to describe.

The chef went into the kitchen again with a dazed expression on his face, and tasted all the remaining dishes at the big table. His expression changed greatly, he didn't believe in evil, and he continued to taste other dishes, his face turned blue, and shouted: so?"

Lin Yi said to Lao Cao: "Let's go quickly." Anyway, it's almost eaten.

Lao Cao wiped his mouth and said, "Let's go. If you don't go, you will be discovered easily."

When the two got up, Lin Yi slapped his stomach, and a monk wiped his face and shouted, "Who was blowing on me just now?"

Lin Yi: "..."

Half of the dishes cooked by the chef were tasteless. This kind of evil thing also alarmed all the mages who were waiting for the food to be delivered in the kitchen.Some monks who ate earlier also ate tasteless dishes. These monks had rich experience and immediately thought that they should be eaten by ghosts. They were furious. They first opened their eyes with Buddhism, then picked up a wooden stick and rushed away. kitchen.

This monk is also relatively well-known. He is one of Master Daxing's disciples. He is also the Master Buhui who gave the old man Li Mingde the transcendence that day. Master Buhui is proficient in Buddhism and can communicate with yin and yang. The work on crossing is quite famous in the capital.

Master Buhui came to the kitchen and said to the monks who were scolding the chef: "Get out, all, and close the door." His eyes immediately locked on Lao Cao and Lin Yi, and he shouted, "Where are you starving ghosts, how dare you run to my house?" Dajue Temple stole it." With a wave of the wooden stick in his hand, he hit Lin Yi.

I don't know where the starving ghost came from, but he had the nerve to wear a mask to hide his head and show his tail, so he was the first to clean him up.

Lin Yi: "..." Seeing that the stick was about to hit him, he quickly dodged back and pulled Lao Cao as he was about to jump out of the window.

"Where to go!" Master Buhui threw the wooden stick in his hand.

Lin Yi dodged nimbly and drifted away with Lao Cao.

"No wonder you dare to steal food at my Dajue Temple. It turns out that there is still a lot to do." Master Bugui was stunned for a while, and became more and more angry. He ordered the monks around him to form an array and recite the soul-calling mantra, "Nan Wu Bu Bu Di La Jia Li Duo Li D Do oh duo ye..." Master Buhai is quite prestigious in front of ordinary monks, and many monks rushed out of the kitchen immediately after hearing this, put their hands together, and began to chant mantras.

"No, it's a soul-calling curse." Lao Cao often came to Dajue Temple to steal food, and he heard that it was a soul-calling spell. The other party wanted to attract ghosts around the temple to deal with them.

Lin Yi also became nervous: "Then let's run away quickly." Just as he was about to perform teleportation with Lao Cao, he suddenly said "Amitabha". On the top of his head, Lin Yi shivered cleverly, but Lao Cao was even worse, "My god..." His whole body fell straight down.

Lin Yi also fell from the sky.

At this time, a group of monks had surrounded them with wooden sticks. Lao Cao hugged Lin Yi tightly and said, "These are all pear-wood sticks, which are strong and durable, and they have been worshiped by incense all the year round. Yu Taoist's mahogany sword. If a stick hits me, half of my life will be lost."

Lin Yi snapped his tongue, and took out a mahogany stick: "What about me?"

The mahogany stick is Lin Yi's necessary weapon for fighting in the underworld, but when Lao Cao saw it, he jumped out of the way and cried, "Oh my god, you're going to kill me."

Lin Yi: "..."

The monk who opened his sky eyes: "..." If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, I really wanted to laugh out loud, where did this fool come from.

Lao Cao also felt quite ashamed, and it was even more difficult to expose his impermanent identity, so he stood up, pointed at Master Buhui and shouted: "You monk is too stingy, but if you eat some vegetarian food, you will be beaten and killed." . At worst, I’ll just give you money.” He took out a few gold ingots from his pocket and threw them over.

Lin Yi gave him a cold look, didn't he say he had no money?
Master Buhai twitched, we don't need these gold ingots.

Old Cao simply acted like a rascal, and said: "Monk, let us go quickly, or I will come back next time, and I will bring my friends over to eat poor you Dajue Temple."

Master Buhai was furious: "Arrogance, arrogance." Then he closed his eyes and recited the scriptures.

The monks began to line up, raised their pear sticks together, and slapped the ground heavily, "Hey! Ha!" The dull knocking and the mighty shouts of the monks hit Lao Cao's chest like a heavy hammer.

Lao Cao clutched his chest and grabbed Lin Yi tightly: "Leave quickly." If they were one step later, they would really be captured alive. Even if their identities were found out, the other party would let them go, but they would be ashamed and thrown to grandma's house up.

Lin Yi grabbed Lao Cao's hand and cast the teleportation technique. For some reason, he bumped into a monk. Lin Yi didn't feel anything.

"What's the matter?" Lin Yi sweated profusely.

Lao Cao yelled and howled ghostly: "I told you to perform teleportation, but didn't tell you to take me to hit the monk's pear stick." Didn't you read the almanac when you went out today?

Looking at Lao Cao who was like a clown, the corners of Master Buhai's lips twitched. Where did this idiot come from? It was so stupid that it made people laugh.

　Boss Jiang has passed away. Since this article is a supernatural article, it cannot be recommended for an important position, so it is postponed for one day. There will be an update on the 7th, everyone, don't go away.

　　


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