Don’t panic when farming, my whole family has golden fingers
Chapter 67 Chapter 67: Infiltrating the Enemy Camp
Chapter 67 Chapter 67: Infiltrating the Enemy Camp
After the spies squatted at the foot of the bandit mountain for a night, they almost got their point. They would "triumph" at night, but they were all the gains from robbery during the day, so they must have reported back at night.
So in the middle of the night, Hua Fandong fell into the last group of the returning team and went up to the mountain gate.
"Yo! Er Diao, you're back! How's it going? How's your harvest today? Why didn't the second leader come back with you?" asked the brother guarding the mountain gate.
"Hey, big boy, don't worry, I won't be back tonight." Hua Fandong imitated the sly look.
"Bah! Brothers have done a big job today, and the big boss is celebrating inside. Those who guard the gate like us can drink the soles of their feet. What a frustrating mother!" said the gate guard.
"Hey. Don't sigh, you two or six. We have only been in the mountain for a year, and we don't have enough qualifications. How can it be your turn to celebrate?" The brother guarding the mountain on the other side also said.
"Hey, six sons, when the head of the family asks later, you go and tell me that those of us who are guarding the big house, come, give it to you. Ouch, I'm in a hurry to pee, so let's do this first." Hua Fandong hugged the bottom, He turned his feet upside down, pretending to be in a hurry to urinate, put the two jugs of wine in their hands, and ran away in a hurry.
"Hey! Er Diao, enough brother! Okay, I'll help you talk right away!" Liu Zi shouted from behind.
Hua Fandong murmured: "Mother, where is the kitchen, where is the toilet? They can't let them find out that I went wrong."
Sure enough, "Er Hang, the latrine is over there, you ran the wrong way!" Er Liu had already uncorked the wine, took a deep breath and said, "Sweet! Great!" Another brother suggested.
Hua Fandong hurriedly made a posture of picking out a bird, "I know, it's too late!"
"Cao! On the other hand, who hasn't? Drink and drink, Erliu."
"I'll get you some food and drinks, but you guys should inform me. I'm going to ask you when it's late." Hua Fandong made a gesture of shaking his urine, and turned his back.
"Don't tell me, the dishes made by the woman who came here are really delicious. Er Diao, go there and find the whitest and most handsome woman. She's good at cooking." Er Liu pointed to the back kitchen and reminded .
Hua Fandong:?Thankfully, it's Sleepy that's here to send pillows.I am worried that I can't find it.
A kidnapped wife?The whitest and most handsome?Well, don't find their own people, then I will be in trouble.
Those who want to be taken captive should not be reconciled, right?No, don't trust anyone but yourself.Eighteen thoughts turned in Hua Fandong's mind, and he ran straight to the kitchen.
Thinking about Sheng Zi's confession before departure, don't trust anyone but yourself, I almost want to find someone to cooperate with.oops!There is not even a person to let the wind out, how annoying!
It seems that we can only bide our time.
Hua Fandong followed the cooking smoke to find the exact location of the kitchen, his eyes searched around the kitchen, the whitest and most handsome, the whitest and most handsome!
@▽@!He was pushed to wash vegetables on the ground by the black fat woman, how cold the water is now!And it's the water on this mountain.
Not to mention, it really surprised them, there really is a mountain spring on this mountain!
"You little bastard, you think you can be favored by cooking two good dishes, but this face is already like this, it's even worse!"
"Ahem!" Hua Fandong pretended to cough twice.
"Hey! Brother Er Diao, you're here, how are you? The second head's summons?" asked the fat black girls.
And Bai Jun's wife squatted there, not even looking back.
"Go and deliver an appetizer to Erliu and the others. They're celebrating inside. They can only guard the mountain gate, so chilling! Tsk tsk!" Hua Fandong shook his head with his hands behind his back.
The fat black girls kicked Bai Jun from behind, "It's just the guard of the mountain, hey! You go!"
The room was not bright, Bai Jun wiped his face, Hua Fandong was stunned, if it wasn't for the scar on his face, he would be so handsome!No, you can't daydream, your own tigress must stick him.
This is someone else's injury?How can you be willing?
No, it won't be your own injury, right?But it's really ruthless, the same ruthless person as Gillian, amazing!If you can save her, save her, right?
Bai Jun didn't say anything, and went to the mountain gate with the appetizers.
"Dumb, with the same face, who else do you want to seduce?" The fat black lady spat.
"You! Go and deliver food to the boss, you! Bring wine over there!" There were four people left in the kitchen, all of whom were sent out by Hua Fandong.
"Six altars of wine have already been served, don't you need it?" the fat black lady asked hesitantly.
"Let's go up and go up, there's so much nonsense, I can't move it, I'll help you get two jars, go! You know what a fart the big boss is!" Hua Fandong kicked the fat black girl in pure revenge. Ass, the black fat girls jumped forward.
Turning back, he pinched the orchid flower and pointed at Hua Fandong and said: "I know, I know, I'm dead!"
Hua Fandong suppressed his nausea and waved his hand.
That fat black lady was obviously the boss in the kitchen, she took the vegetables, and everyone behind her hugged a jar.
Seeing this, Hua Fandong thought, "Good opportunity!"
When they all filed out, Hua Fansheng poured the "secret weapon" on both jars of wine.
What?You say this is an eighteenth-rate method?Dirty practices?I'm sorry, but our Huajia Village is a medicine village. Medicine, what a legitimate method, if others don't understand it, they can't do it. In our Huajia Village, it's based on strength to make people faint with medicine.
With the knowledge of pharmacology, how?
I have to say that when Hua Fandong received the secret weapon, his expression was indescribable, and his mood was very indescribable, just, a little strange.
It was Tian Xiaonier who came up with such a damaging method.
Later he recalled it again, huh?Yes?Don't we have to do this?The height, weight, strength, and age of this little girl do not have an advantage, so don't use your brain, find a way, and defeat the enemy at the least cost, this is the best choice.
I have to say, I understand, or Tian Xiaonier understands, no, it is Sheng Zi who teaches well, otherwise she is just a child with a long hair, who can think so much?Isn't that a child prodigy?That's really badass.
Hua Fandong followed with a jug of wine, thinking too many things in his mind.
Footsteps up and down, this is the hall.
I saw Da Ma Jindao, the head of the family sitting in the main seat, straddling the edge of the chair with his left leg, shaking and shaking, and holding a bowl of wine in his right hand.
"Come on! Brothers, it's really refreshing. I bought three more boxes of goods today. It's great! It's done!" The smokey voice of the head of the family shouted.
"Don't worry, Boss, this is the second master who asked me to respect you on his behalf, full and full!" Hua Fandong hurriedly followed up with dog-legged small steps, and quickly poured down a lot of wine "Gudong, Boom."
"Er Diao, the second son came to report at the mountain gate and won't come back until tomorrow?" asked the head of the family.
There's a chapter before 9 o'clock, bad news~ I lost PK twice, the editor told me to put it on the shelves quickly~
(End of this chapter)
After the spies squatted at the foot of the bandit mountain for a night, they almost got their point. They would "triumph" at night, but they were all the gains from robbery during the day, so they must have reported back at night.
So in the middle of the night, Hua Fandong fell into the last group of the returning team and went up to the mountain gate.
"Yo! Er Diao, you're back! How's it going? How's your harvest today? Why didn't the second leader come back with you?" asked the brother guarding the mountain gate.
"Hey, big boy, don't worry, I won't be back tonight." Hua Fandong imitated the sly look.
"Bah! Brothers have done a big job today, and the big boss is celebrating inside. Those who guard the gate like us can drink the soles of their feet. What a frustrating mother!" said the gate guard.
"Hey. Don't sigh, you two or six. We have only been in the mountain for a year, and we don't have enough qualifications. How can it be your turn to celebrate?" The brother guarding the mountain on the other side also said.
"Hey, six sons, when the head of the family asks later, you go and tell me that those of us who are guarding the big house, come, give it to you. Ouch, I'm in a hurry to pee, so let's do this first." Hua Fandong hugged the bottom, He turned his feet upside down, pretending to be in a hurry to urinate, put the two jugs of wine in their hands, and ran away in a hurry.
"Hey! Er Diao, enough brother! Okay, I'll help you talk right away!" Liu Zi shouted from behind.
Hua Fandong murmured: "Mother, where is the kitchen, where is the toilet? They can't let them find out that I went wrong."
Sure enough, "Er Hang, the latrine is over there, you ran the wrong way!" Er Liu had already uncorked the wine, took a deep breath and said, "Sweet! Great!" Another brother suggested.
Hua Fandong hurriedly made a posture of picking out a bird, "I know, it's too late!"
"Cao! On the other hand, who hasn't? Drink and drink, Erliu."
"I'll get you some food and drinks, but you guys should inform me. I'm going to ask you when it's late." Hua Fandong made a gesture of shaking his urine, and turned his back.
"Don't tell me, the dishes made by the woman who came here are really delicious. Er Diao, go there and find the whitest and most handsome woman. She's good at cooking." Er Liu pointed to the back kitchen and reminded .
Hua Fandong:?Thankfully, it's Sleepy that's here to send pillows.I am worried that I can't find it.
A kidnapped wife?The whitest and most handsome?Well, don't find their own people, then I will be in trouble.
Those who want to be taken captive should not be reconciled, right?No, don't trust anyone but yourself.Eighteen thoughts turned in Hua Fandong's mind, and he ran straight to the kitchen.
Thinking about Sheng Zi's confession before departure, don't trust anyone but yourself, I almost want to find someone to cooperate with.oops!There is not even a person to let the wind out, how annoying!
It seems that we can only bide our time.
Hua Fandong followed the cooking smoke to find the exact location of the kitchen, his eyes searched around the kitchen, the whitest and most handsome, the whitest and most handsome!
@▽@!He was pushed to wash vegetables on the ground by the black fat woman, how cold the water is now!And it's the water on this mountain.
Not to mention, it really surprised them, there really is a mountain spring on this mountain!
"You little bastard, you think you can be favored by cooking two good dishes, but this face is already like this, it's even worse!"
"Ahem!" Hua Fandong pretended to cough twice.
"Hey! Brother Er Diao, you're here, how are you? The second head's summons?" asked the fat black girls.
And Bai Jun's wife squatted there, not even looking back.
"Go and deliver an appetizer to Erliu and the others. They're celebrating inside. They can only guard the mountain gate, so chilling! Tsk tsk!" Hua Fandong shook his head with his hands behind his back.
The fat black girls kicked Bai Jun from behind, "It's just the guard of the mountain, hey! You go!"
The room was not bright, Bai Jun wiped his face, Hua Fandong was stunned, if it wasn't for the scar on his face, he would be so handsome!No, you can't daydream, your own tigress must stick him.
This is someone else's injury?How can you be willing?
No, it won't be your own injury, right?But it's really ruthless, the same ruthless person as Gillian, amazing!If you can save her, save her, right?
Bai Jun didn't say anything, and went to the mountain gate with the appetizers.
"Dumb, with the same face, who else do you want to seduce?" The fat black lady spat.
"You! Go and deliver food to the boss, you! Bring wine over there!" There were four people left in the kitchen, all of whom were sent out by Hua Fandong.
"Six altars of wine have already been served, don't you need it?" the fat black lady asked hesitantly.
"Let's go up and go up, there's so much nonsense, I can't move it, I'll help you get two jars, go! You know what a fart the big boss is!" Hua Fandong kicked the fat black girl in pure revenge. Ass, the black fat girls jumped forward.
Turning back, he pinched the orchid flower and pointed at Hua Fandong and said: "I know, I know, I'm dead!"
Hua Fandong suppressed his nausea and waved his hand.
That fat black lady was obviously the boss in the kitchen, she took the vegetables, and everyone behind her hugged a jar.
Seeing this, Hua Fandong thought, "Good opportunity!"
When they all filed out, Hua Fansheng poured the "secret weapon" on both jars of wine.
What?You say this is an eighteenth-rate method?Dirty practices?I'm sorry, but our Huajia Village is a medicine village. Medicine, what a legitimate method, if others don't understand it, they can't do it. In our Huajia Village, it's based on strength to make people faint with medicine.
With the knowledge of pharmacology, how?
I have to say that when Hua Fandong received the secret weapon, his expression was indescribable, and his mood was very indescribable, just, a little strange.
It was Tian Xiaonier who came up with such a damaging method.
Later he recalled it again, huh?Yes?Don't we have to do this?The height, weight, strength, and age of this little girl do not have an advantage, so don't use your brain, find a way, and defeat the enemy at the least cost, this is the best choice.
I have to say, I understand, or Tian Xiaonier understands, no, it is Sheng Zi who teaches well, otherwise she is just a child with a long hair, who can think so much?Isn't that a child prodigy?That's really badass.
Hua Fandong followed with a jug of wine, thinking too many things in his mind.
Footsteps up and down, this is the hall.
I saw Da Ma Jindao, the head of the family sitting in the main seat, straddling the edge of the chair with his left leg, shaking and shaking, and holding a bowl of wine in his right hand.
"Come on! Brothers, it's really refreshing. I bought three more boxes of goods today. It's great! It's done!" The smokey voice of the head of the family shouted.
"Don't worry, Boss, this is the second master who asked me to respect you on his behalf, full and full!" Hua Fandong hurriedly followed up with dog-legged small steps, and quickly poured down a lot of wine "Gudong, Boom."
"Er Diao, the second son came to report at the mountain gate and won't come back until tomorrow?" asked the head of the family.
There's a chapter before 9 o'clock, bad news~ I lost PK twice, the editor told me to put it on the shelves quickly~
(End of this chapter)
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