Fortune Princess

Chapter 61 Have You Heard?

Chapter 61 Have You Heard?
"Have you heard? When you wake up, all the doctors in the capital are gone!" The man in the teahouse, who was eating steamed buns and drinking tea, whispered in his friend's ear.

"What? Who is so bold? He even tied up all the doctors in the city?" My friend was surprised.

The man gave his friend a stupid look: "Brother, are you still asleep? Which sick kidnapper only kidnaps doctors?"

My friend thought about it, yes!If you want to tie up a rich young lady, what can you do with a doctor?
"Tell me what's going on?" the friend urged.

"Haha, it's interesting to say, I have a friend who works in Shangshu's mansion, and he confides bitterness to me when we meet early in the morning. For some reason, their wife and lady, after coming back from the banquet in Zhenyuan Hou's mansion, she kept farting. After playing it for half an hour, it was really clanging, and everyone in the front yard could hear it clearly." The man suppressed a smile, and if he hadn't been reluctant to part with the meat bun in his mouth, he would have sprayed it out.

"Hahaha! What's the matter? On weekdays, the dignified and elegant female family members of a rich family fart jingle, hahaha!" One of the friends couldn't hold back, and spouted out a sip of tea, which almost caught the man in the face.

"Damn, be careful, it's disgusting!" The man cursed and continued: "This is not the worst, I was too busy with the laundry maid in the mansion this night, so I put my fart in the back and took it with me." Shit, oh my god, that scene, tsk tsk!"

The man looked like he wanted to vomit, but luckily he finished eating the meat buns, so he quickly drank some tea to suppress his shock.

"Is this true?!" My friend was also disgusted and asked.

"That's natural. I'm free to fool you early in the morning? Do you think where are the doctors in the capital? I heard that not only the Shangshu Mansion, but also the wives and ladies of many other high-ranking officials are like this. Then Call it a tragedy."

"There are only so many doctors in our capital. There are so many senior officials, none of whom dare to offend. I heard that the famous doctors were almost torn off by robbers."

"Haha, it's really an anecdote in the world, and this reputation will be all over in the future." My friend gloated over his misfortune. You must know that those ladies usually cover themselves tightly when they go out, wishing that ordinary people like them would not see a single hair of their hair.

This time it's okay, farting and pooping all night, what a smell, which man would dare to marry.

"Who says it's not? It's strange to say that it hurts the stomach, right? This is too powerful."

"If it's poisoning, who would have nothing to do with such a sinister medicine?"

The two murmured less and less, and Jing Yi, who ate the last piece of snack, smiled with crooked eyebrows.

Hey, as expected!
The voices of these two people were suppressed, but Xiao Yichen's hearing was not bad, so he could hear their conversation clearly.Seeing Jing Yi's appearance of succeeding in his treacherous plan, he felt instantly at ease.

When they came out of the Hou's Mansion, they originally wanted to go horseback riding directly, but Jing Yi's stomach growled unbearably, and Xiao Yichen took her to this teahouse with a small reputation in the capital for a quick bite, unexpectedly, there was a surprise.

After paying the bill and coming out of the teahouse, Xiao Yichen couldn't help asking: "Your masterpiece?" Actually, he already had an affirmative answer in his heart.

Jing Yi rubbed her nose with her thumb, and raised her chin proudly: "Hey, that's right. Let those women watch the fun, don't be afraid of big troubles, naturally you have to bring something back, it's worth the ticket price, isn't it?" When she helped her mother away last night , deliberately scattered a little of the Xiaoyao that Aunt Lin personally prepared.

This medicine is colorless, but has an attractive fragrance, which is somewhat similar to the balm used by noble ladies, or even better.As for the effect, when it happens, the farts will pop first, and after about half an hour, there will be farts and shit, and the rest is non-stop diarrhea.

"It's just a small punishment and a big warning." Jing Yi was quite satisfied with the effect he heard.

It really suited Jing Yi's temperament, Xiao Yichen gave a doting smile, and casually put on a straight face on purpose: "This is the capital city, don't be so nonsense in the future, if something goes wrong, Aunt Qing should be worried." Looking at Jing Yi's good-looking Xiao Yichen's heart was really anxious. He subconsciously wanted to get close to Jing Yi, but he was afraid of this feeling and forced himself to control himself.

"Don't worry, I will act with discretion, and I will definitely not notice." Patting his chest, Jing Yi promised with arrogance.

Seeing that Jing Yi was so happy because of the gossip he heard, Xiao Yichen couldn't help but laughed too.

The two soon arrived at the Royal Racecourse in the suburbs, and Xiao Yichen had already arranged everything.As soon as they arrived, a servant led out a tall light golden horse.

"It's so beautiful!" Jing Yi exclaimed, joyfully stepped forward to look carefully at this never-before-seen horse.Most of the hair she saw was dark brown, black, and white, and she had never seen such shiny hair.

Seeing Jing Yi's bright eyes, Xiao Yichen felt that he had kept the horse right.

"This horse is a tribute from another country, and it's the only one. When I came back this time, my father gave it to me. It's a rare light golden hair, and it's extremely rare among bloody horses." Xiao Yichen stepped forward. With one step, a wide palm covered the horse's body, gently stroking its hair.

"When I saw it, I thought you would like it. Although I didn't know if you would come to the capital at that time, I wanted to stay and give it to you when I have a chance."

"Give it to me?!" Jing Yi was startled when he heard Xiao Yichen's words while carefully admiring the graceful curves of the bloody BMW.

Xiao Yichen nodded, Jing Yi swallowed her saliva, she didn't dare to think how much such a horse was worth, she didn't expect Xiao Yichen to be so interesting.

"I really like it, thank you very much! I will repay you well if I have a chance in the future!" Jing Yi was very happy, and accepted it generously. After all, she and Xiao Yichen also had a fateful friendship. It's just a horse, she can put it away.

Under the sun, the young man's face was smiling brightly, dazzled Xiao Yichen's eyes.

"You are so beautiful, I have to give you a good name." Standing beside the horse's head, Jing Yi gently stroked its face with his hands, as if feeling Jing Yi's kindness. He took the initiative to rub his face against Jing Yi's palm.

"Haha, you're so cute." The tickling feeling made Jing Yi laugh non-stop.

Seeing the interaction of one person and one horse, some anxious hearts seemed to be healed, Xiao Yichen smiled and asked, "What's your name?"

"It's called Xiao Jin!" Jing Yi pressed his face to it affectionately, and the horse's nose made two noises, as if he liked the name very much.

"..." It turned out that this is a nice name, Xiao Yichen was speechless, he thought it must be Chasing Wind, Chidian, etc., but he didn't expect it to be Xiaojin...

"Little Jin! Let's run around." He quickly got on the horse without even adding a saddle.With a long hiss, Xiao Jin raised his hooves and walked away.

"Wait for me!" Everyone was impatient, so Xiao Yichen had no choice but to get on his horse and chase after him.

(End of this chapter)

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