Through the book Nine Zero, the boss's cannon fodder ex-wife awakened
Chapter 102 Eat it, destroy the corpse and wipe out the trace
Chapter 102 Eat it, destroy the corpse and wipe out the trace
Lu Chen finally understood why Grandpa Zhou wanted to kill Jin Xingshan, because he was a rogue chicken!
He took six eggs into the kitchen and placed them in front of Jiang Hanyan.
"Where did you get the eggs?" Jiang Hanyan asked in surprise.
"The hen next door laid in our nest." Chase Lu replied.
Jiang Hanyan was even more surprised, "How could the chicken next door lay eggs in our nest?"
Lu Chen was in a good mood suddenly, this "our family" was very happy to hear, and the previous annoyance was swept away. He happily led Jiang Hanyan to see Jin Shining's nest, and patiently explained: "Jin Shining hooked up with the girl next door. Little hen, come to our house every day to lay eggs."
"Haha, Jin Xingxian is quite capable, praise one!"
Jiang Hanyan gave Jin Xianshan a drop of spiritual spring as a reward, and she would return the eggs of other people's family, forget about Aunt Xu's, and treat them as compensation for scolding them.
Jin Xing raised his head, extremely proud, he loved to listen to what the mistress had to say, boasting that his old dick was moving, and there was also a spiritual spring to reward him.
Six eggs can reward Lingquan, so what if it is a chicken?
Jin Yingying, who loves to use his brain, curled up with himself, raised his neck, faced the wall, and called out provocatively, "Ohhhhhhh..."
The rooster couldn't understand the language, but Jiang Hanyan felt the arrogance and provocation in these sounds, and then, after a while, a rooster with a big red crown came out of the hole angrily, flapping its fan With wings, he rushed towards Jin Yingying.
In less than a minute, the rooster was pecked to death by Jin Xianshan. Lu Chen and Jiang Hanyan were dumbfounded. What kind of operation is this?
Jin Shining complacently held the cock in her mouth, flung it at Jiang Hanyan's feet, and then looked at her as if asking for credit, where is Lingquan?
Jiang Hanyan swallowed, did she raise a fighting chicken?
"In the future, you can't just peck other people's chickens to death, remember?"
Jiang Hanyan still rewarded him with a drop of spiritual spring, it can't dispel the enthusiasm of the pet baby.
Jin Shining licked the Lingquan with relish, but didn't listen at all, since chickens don't have ears anyway.
Lu Chen kicked the dead chicken and asked, "Have you eaten this chicken?"
Sending it back will definitely not work, and Aunt Xu has another reason to curse, so let's eat it and destroy the corpse.
"I'm going to boil the water, you kill the chicken!"
Jiang Hanyan resolutely went to the kitchen to boil water, while Lu Chen took a kitchen knife to kill the chicken. After a while, the chicken was cleaned up. In the evening, there was another dish, fried chicken nuggets with chili, spicy and tender, Special meal.
"The chicken is very tender."
Jiang Hanyan ate a piece of chicken and was full of praise. Although Aunt Xu is not a good person, she is quite good at raising chickens.
Lu Chen nodded and ate. Jiang Hanyan's cooking skills are also very good. Good chicken is matched with good cooking skills, so it is delicious.
He picked up a piece of chicken gizzard, hesitated, and put it in Jiang Han's smoking bowl, remembering that she likes chicken liver and chicken gizzard very much.
"Thank you, chicken legs for you."
Jiang Hanyan smiled, she loves chicken offal so much, she doesn't like to eat chicken legs, but the chicken legs are chopped into small pieces, otherwise it won't taste good, so she put a piece of chicken leg meat for Doudou and Lu Chen.
The family of three ate happily, but the neighbors were not peaceful anymore. Aunt Xu searched for a long time but couldn't find the rooster at home. She saw it in the afternoon, but now it was gone.
"It's an evil door. I saw it in the afternoon, but the door didn't open. Where can I go?"
Aunt Xu was in a hurry, the Dragon Boat Festival was coming soon, and she wanted to give these chickens as gifts, so that she could save money on buying gifts.
"Maybe it flew out." Uncle Xu reminded.
Aunt Xu suddenly looked at the Lu family next door, very suspicious that the rooster flew over.
"Lu Chen, did my chicken fly to your house?"
Aunt Xu climbed up the fence and shouted loudly.
"no!"
Lu Chen didn't even come out, and replied directly, still chewing the chicken.
"I'll look for it, you open the door." Aunt Xu didn't believe it.
Jiang Hanyan came out with a bowl in his hand, leaning against the door frame, with all kinds of flair, sarcastically said: "Your chicken ran to my house to look for it? Aunt Xu, what do you mean? Do you suspect that my house stole your chicken? What proof do you have?" ? Then my family just lost money, can I go to your house to look for it?"
"Who took your family's money? You are talking nonsense!"
Aunt Xu was so angry that her seven orifices were smoking, and she suspected that the meat in Jiang Han's bowl was her chicken, so she asked, "What kind of meat do you eat?"
"Chicken, the chicken bought in the vegetable market is fresh and tender, and it's delicious."
Jiang Hanyan picked up a piece of meat and ate it with relish in front of Aunt Xu.
Aunt Xu's face turned blue, she was 100% sure that it was her chicken, and the hens in the family hadn't laid eggs these days, maybe they were stolen by this shameless family.
"Don't let me catch you!"
Aunt Xu had no evidence, so she could only sulk herself. She scolded at the base of the wall for a long time. It's better to eat chicken.
Standing at the foot of the wall, Jin Shanshan's soybean-sized eyes gleamed brightly. It was opened by the spiritual spring, and it was no longer an ordinary chicken. It could completely get the meaning of its master.
then.
The next day, when Lu Chen came home from get off work, Jin Shining pulled out a half-dead capon from its nest, flung it proudly in front of him, and then ran to Jiang Hanyan to claim credit.
Jiang Hanyan and Lu Chen looked at each other silently, and neither of them spoke. Lu Chen obediently brought up the chicken to be slaughtered. It was impossible to send it back, so let's eat it.
That night, their dinner was still sumptuous. The fragrant chicken soup, chicken gizzards and chicken livers were also from Jiang Hanyan. The two chicken legs were given to Doudou and Lu Chen respectively, and the three of them were very satisfied.
Aunt Xu's scolding came from next door again, this time there was a lot of foul language, Jiang Hanyan and Lu Chen pretended not to hear it, but eating meat was even happier.
Let's scold, the harder you scold, the more at ease they will feel.
As a result, the number of chickens at Xu's next door decreased rapidly at a rate of one a day, while Lu Chen and the others looked better day by day, especially Doudou, whose small face was much rounder, and it was very fun to pinch.
Aunt Xu was so sad that she had no strength to curse people. She even put incense on the Bodhisattva and begged the Bodhisattva to bless the chickens in the house. There were only ten chickens in total, and now there are only four left. She has been raising them for nothing for half a year.
After paying homage to the Bodhisattva, there was indeed no shortage of chickens. Aunt Xu thought it was a manifestation of the Bodhisattva, and happily burned incense on the Bodhisattva. In fact, Jiang Hanyan was tired of eating chicken. Chicken is delicious, but it’s not a problem to eat every day, so She gave Jin Xianxian instructions not to come back with chickens.
Jin Shining felt relieved, because the remaining four young hens next door were all pretty young hens, all of which were his favorites, and he was reluctant to part with any of them. I don't want to eat chicken anymore.
Time flies, and the Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon. Jiang Hanyan bought several bundles of zongzi leaves, as well as glutinous rice, bacon, beans, candied dates and egg yolks.
On this day, Jiang Hanyan was making zongzi at home, Principal Meng brought his younger sister Guan Yao here, and brought a lot of presents, Guan Yao looked a little haggard compared to the last time we met, but the faint sadness in her eyes dissipated, and her face There is also good news.
(End of this chapter)
Lu Chen finally understood why Grandpa Zhou wanted to kill Jin Xingshan, because he was a rogue chicken!
He took six eggs into the kitchen and placed them in front of Jiang Hanyan.
"Where did you get the eggs?" Jiang Hanyan asked in surprise.
"The hen next door laid in our nest." Chase Lu replied.
Jiang Hanyan was even more surprised, "How could the chicken next door lay eggs in our nest?"
Lu Chen was in a good mood suddenly, this "our family" was very happy to hear, and the previous annoyance was swept away. He happily led Jiang Hanyan to see Jin Shining's nest, and patiently explained: "Jin Shining hooked up with the girl next door. Little hen, come to our house every day to lay eggs."
"Haha, Jin Xingxian is quite capable, praise one!"
Jiang Hanyan gave Jin Xianshan a drop of spiritual spring as a reward, and she would return the eggs of other people's family, forget about Aunt Xu's, and treat them as compensation for scolding them.
Jin Xing raised his head, extremely proud, he loved to listen to what the mistress had to say, boasting that his old dick was moving, and there was also a spiritual spring to reward him.
Six eggs can reward Lingquan, so what if it is a chicken?
Jin Yingying, who loves to use his brain, curled up with himself, raised his neck, faced the wall, and called out provocatively, "Ohhhhhhh..."
The rooster couldn't understand the language, but Jiang Hanyan felt the arrogance and provocation in these sounds, and then, after a while, a rooster with a big red crown came out of the hole angrily, flapping its fan With wings, he rushed towards Jin Yingying.
In less than a minute, the rooster was pecked to death by Jin Xianshan. Lu Chen and Jiang Hanyan were dumbfounded. What kind of operation is this?
Jin Shining complacently held the cock in her mouth, flung it at Jiang Hanyan's feet, and then looked at her as if asking for credit, where is Lingquan?
Jiang Hanyan swallowed, did she raise a fighting chicken?
"In the future, you can't just peck other people's chickens to death, remember?"
Jiang Hanyan still rewarded him with a drop of spiritual spring, it can't dispel the enthusiasm of the pet baby.
Jin Shining licked the Lingquan with relish, but didn't listen at all, since chickens don't have ears anyway.
Lu Chen kicked the dead chicken and asked, "Have you eaten this chicken?"
Sending it back will definitely not work, and Aunt Xu has another reason to curse, so let's eat it and destroy the corpse.
"I'm going to boil the water, you kill the chicken!"
Jiang Hanyan resolutely went to the kitchen to boil water, while Lu Chen took a kitchen knife to kill the chicken. After a while, the chicken was cleaned up. In the evening, there was another dish, fried chicken nuggets with chili, spicy and tender, Special meal.
"The chicken is very tender."
Jiang Hanyan ate a piece of chicken and was full of praise. Although Aunt Xu is not a good person, she is quite good at raising chickens.
Lu Chen nodded and ate. Jiang Hanyan's cooking skills are also very good. Good chicken is matched with good cooking skills, so it is delicious.
He picked up a piece of chicken gizzard, hesitated, and put it in Jiang Han's smoking bowl, remembering that she likes chicken liver and chicken gizzard very much.
"Thank you, chicken legs for you."
Jiang Hanyan smiled, she loves chicken offal so much, she doesn't like to eat chicken legs, but the chicken legs are chopped into small pieces, otherwise it won't taste good, so she put a piece of chicken leg meat for Doudou and Lu Chen.
The family of three ate happily, but the neighbors were not peaceful anymore. Aunt Xu searched for a long time but couldn't find the rooster at home. She saw it in the afternoon, but now it was gone.
"It's an evil door. I saw it in the afternoon, but the door didn't open. Where can I go?"
Aunt Xu was in a hurry, the Dragon Boat Festival was coming soon, and she wanted to give these chickens as gifts, so that she could save money on buying gifts.
"Maybe it flew out." Uncle Xu reminded.
Aunt Xu suddenly looked at the Lu family next door, very suspicious that the rooster flew over.
"Lu Chen, did my chicken fly to your house?"
Aunt Xu climbed up the fence and shouted loudly.
"no!"
Lu Chen didn't even come out, and replied directly, still chewing the chicken.
"I'll look for it, you open the door." Aunt Xu didn't believe it.
Jiang Hanyan came out with a bowl in his hand, leaning against the door frame, with all kinds of flair, sarcastically said: "Your chicken ran to my house to look for it? Aunt Xu, what do you mean? Do you suspect that my house stole your chicken? What proof do you have?" ? Then my family just lost money, can I go to your house to look for it?"
"Who took your family's money? You are talking nonsense!"
Aunt Xu was so angry that her seven orifices were smoking, and she suspected that the meat in Jiang Han's bowl was her chicken, so she asked, "What kind of meat do you eat?"
"Chicken, the chicken bought in the vegetable market is fresh and tender, and it's delicious."
Jiang Hanyan picked up a piece of meat and ate it with relish in front of Aunt Xu.
Aunt Xu's face turned blue, she was 100% sure that it was her chicken, and the hens in the family hadn't laid eggs these days, maybe they were stolen by this shameless family.
"Don't let me catch you!"
Aunt Xu had no evidence, so she could only sulk herself. She scolded at the base of the wall for a long time. It's better to eat chicken.
Standing at the foot of the wall, Jin Shanshan's soybean-sized eyes gleamed brightly. It was opened by the spiritual spring, and it was no longer an ordinary chicken. It could completely get the meaning of its master.
then.
The next day, when Lu Chen came home from get off work, Jin Shining pulled out a half-dead capon from its nest, flung it proudly in front of him, and then ran to Jiang Hanyan to claim credit.
Jiang Hanyan and Lu Chen looked at each other silently, and neither of them spoke. Lu Chen obediently brought up the chicken to be slaughtered. It was impossible to send it back, so let's eat it.
That night, their dinner was still sumptuous. The fragrant chicken soup, chicken gizzards and chicken livers were also from Jiang Hanyan. The two chicken legs were given to Doudou and Lu Chen respectively, and the three of them were very satisfied.
Aunt Xu's scolding came from next door again, this time there was a lot of foul language, Jiang Hanyan and Lu Chen pretended not to hear it, but eating meat was even happier.
Let's scold, the harder you scold, the more at ease they will feel.
As a result, the number of chickens at Xu's next door decreased rapidly at a rate of one a day, while Lu Chen and the others looked better day by day, especially Doudou, whose small face was much rounder, and it was very fun to pinch.
Aunt Xu was so sad that she had no strength to curse people. She even put incense on the Bodhisattva and begged the Bodhisattva to bless the chickens in the house. There were only ten chickens in total, and now there are only four left. She has been raising them for nothing for half a year.
After paying homage to the Bodhisattva, there was indeed no shortage of chickens. Aunt Xu thought it was a manifestation of the Bodhisattva, and happily burned incense on the Bodhisattva. In fact, Jiang Hanyan was tired of eating chicken. Chicken is delicious, but it’s not a problem to eat every day, so She gave Jin Xianxian instructions not to come back with chickens.
Jin Shining felt relieved, because the remaining four young hens next door were all pretty young hens, all of which were his favorites, and he was reluctant to part with any of them. I don't want to eat chicken anymore.
Time flies, and the Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon. Jiang Hanyan bought several bundles of zongzi leaves, as well as glutinous rice, bacon, beans, candied dates and egg yolks.
On this day, Jiang Hanyan was making zongzi at home, Principal Meng brought his younger sister Guan Yao here, and brought a lot of presents, Guan Yao looked a little haggard compared to the last time we met, but the faint sadness in her eyes dissipated, and her face There is also good news.
(End of this chapter)
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