Through the book Nine Zero, the boss's cannon fodder ex-wife awakened

"What joke? Let's hear it." Lu Cheng asked with interest.

"Let me tell you the funniest thing. Xiaoming's girlfriend fell into the water. Xiaoming jumped down to save her, but he didn't come out. After two years, he came to the river for a walk. The old man fishing said that the river was very clear and there were no aquatic plants. Xiaoming I'm going crazy, haha!"

Lu Tianlang happily told a joke, the air suddenly became quiet, everyone looked at him with complicated eyes.

There is a black line on Jiang Hanyan's forehead, this joke will not be uncommon in a few years, and it is not a joke, but a brain teaser.

"Why are you crazy?" Lu Cheng was puzzled.

"Haha, you can't guess, can you?"

Lu Tianlang laughed so hard that tears came out, Lu Cheng's eyes became sympathetic, he knew why this elite couldn't find a partner.

With this crazy brain, it would be hell if he could find a partner.

"Because when Xiao Ming went into the water to save people, he was entangled in water plants. He thought it was water plants, but it was actually his girlfriend's hair, so he went crazy." Rong Xuan said while gnawing chicken feet.

I still feel a little disdainful in my heart, I can't think of such a simple question, my lord is so stupid.

"Depend on!"

Lu Cheng was taken aback, and couldn't help getting closer to Lu Chen, as if the room suddenly became gloomy.

"You're so smart, that's the way it is, isn't it funny?" Lu Tianlang laughed again and patted the table, looking really funny.

"You just tell the girl this joke?" Lu Cheng asked.

"correct."

"Depend on……"

Lu Cheng cursed again, he sympathizes with those girls now, this is not a joke in the world, it is clearly a joke in the underworld.

"What jokes do you still have?"

"There is another one, there are two sisters, the father died for the funeral, relatives and friends came to the memorial service, there was a very handsome man among the guests, the younger sister fell in love with him at first sight, and then a week later, the older sister died, hahahaha... "

Lu Tianlang became more and more interested in talking, and he was still dancing, his clear eyes were shining behind the glasses.

Lu Cheng rubbed his arms, and moved closer to Lu Chen, but was pushed away by Lu Chen in disgust.

"Stop talking, please, talk about Yangjian!"

Lu Cheng couldn't take it anymore, others joked for fun, but this guy's jokes are terrible!

But he was still curious, and couldn't help but ask, "Why did my sister die?"

Sudden illness?

"Because my sister wants to see that handsome man again, so I can only hold another funeral!" Rong Xuan spit out the chicken bones gracefully and answered the stupid uncle's question.

Uncle Stupid is Lu Cheng, defined by Rong Xuan.

"Damn, this is so perverted!"

Lu Cheng's back felt cold, so he quickly drank a glass of wine to strengthen his courage. He raised his hands and begged for mercy: "Stop talking, you must never tell jokes in the future!"

If I go on like this, I'm afraid I'll be a bachelor for the rest of my life.

Jiang Hanyan glanced at Rongxuan, this child is a bit dangerous, she remembered that these questions were to test the degree of perversion, if she can't answer it, she is a normal person, and answering correctly means she is somewhat perverted.

But Rong Xuan was only eight years old, and he was able to hide his sister for half a month, successfully hiding it from adults and the police, and he was indeed not an ordinary child. As long as he was guided well, he would definitely have great achievements in the future.

Lu Tianlang pursed his lips, he thought it was very funny, why did he react like this?

"Don't worry, you will definitely find your other half. Do you want to buy a Peach Blossom Talisman?" Jiang Hanyan asked with a smile.

Lu Tianlang has a good face, he is not considered rich, but he has a smooth life, and he has a son and a daughter, a good fate, but he got married a bit late, but judging by the marriage palace, the main palace should be coming soon.

"Can the Peach Blossom Talisman help me find a partner?" Lu Tianlang asked eagerly.

"Of course, it will definitely be effective within one month. If it doesn't work, I'll refund the money." Jiang Hanyan said firmly.

"Buy, how much?"

Without even thinking about it, Lu Tianlang took out his wallet without saying a word.

"We are neighbors, and the price of friendship is 1000 yuan." Jiang Hanyan stretched out a finger. Her peach blossom talisman can make Lu Tianlang's main palace appear earlier, which can be regarded as a good deed.

"I want it!"

Lu Tianlang took out 1000 yuan, but his wallet was empty.

Jiang Hanyan took the money, went back to the bedroom and took out a red string bracelet, which she made up when she was bored, and printed with peach blossom charms, which can last for a month.

"Put it on and don't take it off even when you take a shower or sleep!"

"to make!"

Lu Tianlang put it on without hesitation. Whether he can marry a wife depends entirely on this bracelet.

"Sister-in-law, can I have one on credit?" Lu Cheng's eyes were burning, and he wanted it too.

But he had no money, and couldn't come up with 1000 yuan.

"Forget it, you've been lucky recently, so if you wear this, be careful of accidents!" Jiang Hanyan refused.

The more peach blossoms, the better. People like Lu Cheng can easily attract rotten peach blossoms.

Lu Cheng grinned, and proudly said: "I mean, pretty girls have taken the initiative to talk to me recently, and the school belle was looking for me a while ago!"

"I'm looking for you to move things!" Lu Chen interjected coolly.

"Then why doesn't she look for anyone else, only me? It means she still has a soft spot for me!"

"Others are not as easy to order as you!"

Lu Chen retorted, the so-called school belle is not even half as good as Han Yan of his family, and he is also very snobbish, only a fool like Lu Cheng thinks it is a treasure.

Lu Cheng took a big mouthful of pig's nose resentfully, and didn't argue with Lu Chen, anyway, he felt that the school beauty was interesting to him.

When Jiang Hanyan talked about buying stocks, Lu Cheng suddenly became interested and prepared to buy some.

"I'm inexperienced in buying stocks, so don't blame me if you lose money." Jiang Hanyan's ugly words were at the beginning, and she was also blind.

"It's certainly not strange."

Lu Cheng felt that he would definitely not lose money. He had inexplicable confidence in Jiang Hanyan, and he instinctively followed the two couples, and it would definitely not be bad.

He ran out of money, but his parents had money, so they went back and borrowed ten thousand yuan to see if they could make some money.

That night, Lu Tianlang and Lu Chengdu got drunk, one was happy about making a lot of money, the other was excited about ending their single life.

Lu Chen carried the drunk Lu Tianlang downstairs. This guy couldn't even tell his parents apart, so he hugged Uncle Lu and called his mother.

"Mom, I will have a wife soon, don't scold me in the future!"

Uncle Lu pushed his son away in disgust, the smell of alcohol poisoned him to death.

"I don't know where my wife's house is going, that's all right, stop reading, I know, you will have a wife soon, wash your face and go to bed!"

Aunt Wang cursed and rubbed a hot towel on her son's face as if she was scrubbing the floor. She rubbed it a few times vigorously, and asked Lu Chen to help him put it on the bed.

"Thanks to you, Xiao Lu!"

Aunt Wang is now more and more satisfied with Lu Chen. At first, she thought she would beat his wife. Well done, much better than her son.

Lu Chen twitched the corner of his mouth, "You're welcome!"

Then went upstairs, and there was a drunk at home.

Rong Xuan didn't want to go home, he wanted to sleep with Doudou, Jiang Hanyan asked him to call home by himself and said that Mr. Rong was also very talkative, and told him to be polite in other people's homes, and asked the driver to bring Rong Xuan A change of clothes, as well as some high-end tobacco, wine and seafood.

continue tomorrow