Through the book Nine Zero, the boss's cannon fodder ex-wife awakened

Chapter 59

Jiang Hanyan puffed her cheeks and gnawed on the beef. She was still angry. She even thought of the scene where Lu Chen was messing around with an ugly woman. The more she thought about it, the more angry she became. As the saying goes, a good man has no good wife. With Lu Chen's appearance, he was destined to marry an ugly wife.

Thinking of this, Jiang Hanyan felt sympathetic to Lu Chen again, raised his head, and looked at him with compassion, making Lu Chen's scalp numb, wondering why she was getting nervous again.

"Eat some pig blood."

Lu Chen took a piece of pig's blood and put it in her bowl, and ate the blood to replenish the blood. This woman's nervousness is probably due to brain ischemia.

"I sympathize with you, how ugly your wife will be in the future!"

Jiang Hanyan shook his head and sighed.

Lu Chen frowned, and didn't care about eating the meat. He put down his chopsticks and stared at her closely, wanting to study whether she should be sent to a mental hospital for reexamination.

"why?"

Lu Chen asked coldly, why would his wife be ugly if he looked dead?
Jiang Hanyan got excited all of a sudden, and said happily, "A good man has no good wife. Lai Han marries a flower branch. Have you heard of this? Look at your appearance, which is not bad. You look like a dog. According to this theorem, you Those who can’t marry a good wife are probably just like Xu Dongxiu.”

After she finished speaking, she shrugged her shoulders to express her sympathy.

陆尘嘴角抽搐了下，想气又气不出来，这女人夸他长得好看，可又诅咒他娶个丑老婆，真是……欠揍。

"Then your future husband will also be quite ugly. Lai Han will marry Hua Zhi."

Lu Chen retorted, bowed his head to eat, but he was paying attention to Jiang Hanyan's movements from the corner of his eyes.

Jiang Hanyan was stunned for a while, then puffed out his cheeks like a goldfish, and glared fiercely at him a few more times.

"My wife is you in the account book."

Lu Chen kindly reminded that the two of them are now grasshoppers on the same rope. Although they don't have a marriage certificate, they have a stamp on their household registration and live on the same bed, which can be considered a de facto marriage.

Therefore, they are heroes with flower branches.

Thinking of this, Lu Chen's heart jumped suddenly, and the corners of his mouth curled up involuntarily, he liked this sentence.

He squinted sideways from the corner of his eyes, and what he saw was a picturesque side face, the corners of his mouth were raised higher, and he was in an inexplicably good mood.

Jiang Hanyan suddenly realized, patted his forehead in frustration, and said triumphantly: "Yes, your wife is me now, haha, if you get married in the future, Lu Chen, if you get married again, it will be a second marriage, and you still have to ask me to step aside. I said in advance, if you don’t give Wan’er eight thousand, I won’t let you!”

At that time, she must blackmail this iron cock severely!
The coldness on Lu Chen's body deepened, he glanced at the woman who was laughing wildly, picked up a piece of beef, stuffed it into her mouth, and blocked the disgusting laughter.

"What are you doing, you stingy bastard!"

Jiang Hanyan thought he would not give the money, so he stared angrily, chewed the meat and swallowed it in two mouthfuls, puffed his cheeks, and buried himself in the meal.

Lu Chen glanced at the top of her head, gritted his teeth, his hands were a little itchy, and couldn't help but flicked a chestnut on the dark head, but he withdrew his strength, but it still hurt a lot.

"Oh...you're crazy!"

Jiang Hanyan's eyes were red from the pain, and he rubbed his head, glaring at the culprit in embarrassment, flicking her forehead for no reason, and he couldn't do such a wicked thing without three catties of water in his head.

Lu Chen looked away guiltily, and made a mistake in his estimation. He didn't expect this woman's head to be so fragile. He used to flick Doudou's forehead a lot. The little guy has thick skin and thick flesh, so there's nothing wrong with it.

"Let you bounce back!"

Lu Chen gave in nicely, since he is not afraid of pain anyway.

Jiang Hanyan glanced at his hard head, and said angrily, "I'm going to pinch ten times."

She doesn't want to flick her head, it's more painful to pinch the soft flesh, and she will pinch hard after a while, making this guy cry and beg for mercy.

"it is good."

Lu Chen was easy to talk, and even stretched out his hand for her to pinch. Jiang Hanyan rolled his eyes and looked at his waist, where the flesh is the softest. She stretched out her hand decisively. In order to double the pain, she moved her finger The head stuck into the clothes and pinched against the flesh.

The cold and soft little hands slid on the side of the waist, crisp and itchy, like a small fish swimming, and gently flicked its tail, Lu Chen rolled his Adam's apple, his eyes became darker and darker, and his eyes became more Obscure stuff.

Jiang Hanyan moved the stool closer, and the two of them were next to each other. She lowered her head to look for suitable meat. The hair on the top of her head brushed Lu Chen's chin from time to time. It was itchy, and there was a faint fragrance.

Lu Chen's hands on his legs were clenched involuntarily, his eyes were facing down, and there was a very delicate spiral in the middle of his black hair, which was right in the middle of his forehead, unlike his two spirals, which were still growing backwards, Grandpa said He is rebellious by nature, smart and rebellious, and the road of life is not easy to walk. If he walks through it, he will be in the clear sky, and if he can't make it through, he will be lonely and widowed for half his life.

Why is it half a life, because grandpa said that he has a catastrophe in his life, and he is likely to die young.

Lu Chen didn't really believe in these fortune-telling knowledge before, but now he believes eight out of ten. Jiang Hanyan's accident in the coal mine is almost indistinguishable, so, will he really die young?
But Grandpa also talked about the solution, saying that if he finds Tianding's wife, he will have a smooth journey, turn bad luck into good fortune, and bring good fortune to death.

Lu Chen couldn't help raising his hand, wanting to touch Jiang Hanyan's hair, he raised his hand in the air, he suddenly came back to his senses, looked at his Doudou like a curious baby, changed the direction of his hand halfway, touched He bit his nose before putting it down.

Jiang Hanyan finally found a suitable piece of meat, pinched it with two fingers, and turned it 360 degrees clockwise, but Lu Chen remained expressionless and didn't even move his eyebrows, just like a wooden man.

Jiang Hanyan, who didn't believe in evil, increased her strength and pinched again, but Lu Chen was still indifferent. She stared at him suspiciously, and shouted annoyedly: "You scream in pain and you will die?"

"No pain!"

Lu Chen was very calm. In fact, it still hurt, but he could bear it. He still wanted to see Jiang Hanyan's frowning, which was very interesting.

Jiang Han was so angry that he gritted his teeth, rolled his eyes, and had another idea. He put his hand into his mouth and let out a few breaths, and then put his hand into his clothes to scratch gently. .

Sure enough, Lu Chen's complexion changed, his armpits and feet were not ticklish, but his waist was ticklish, especially when this soft hand scratched him, he not only itched, but also had some indescribable throbbing.

"Stop scratching!"

Lu Chen wanted to pull the claw out, but Jiang Hanyan was not willing, and finally found the weakness of the iron rooster. She leaned half of her body on Lu Chen, scratching and screaming: "Ten promises, and there are more!" Six strokes, don't renege on your debt!"

Afraid that she would fall, Chase Lu had no choice but to support him and let her make trouble on him. In fact, he is not itchy now, he is hot, hot everywhere.

"I'll kiss you again!"

Lu Chen whispered a warning in her ear, Jiang Hanyan froze and didn't dare to move anymore, this iron cock can really do it, she wouldn't dare to be kissed in front of Doudou, she would be ashamed to death.

　My son is a sheep, and I think it will be soon, I hope to save the manuscript, babies should pay attention to protection

　　
　
(End of this chapter)