Being deprived of luck, I rely on cats to become popular and survive variety shows

Chapter 10 Who is the clown and who is the supporting role
"But if there are no skin care products, people's skin will get worse..." At this time, the staff had already come to collect the luggage, and Qiao Xueyi reluctantly handed over all the things.

Seeing that she was unhappy, Zhan Yong immediately leaned forward and said, "Our little princess Xueyi is also a great beauty without makeup!"

Qiao Xueyi glanced at him. The 38-year-old man was a bit greasy. She snorted in disgust and ignored him.

Zhan Yong smiled and didn't care, he showed his thick arms to the camera, "Don't worry, I'm here, I will protect everyone!" He is a martial arts star and a fitness trainer. The black muscles are a bit exaggerated, but they are still very attractive, and he is also very confident in his own strength.

"Wow~ Brother Yong, your muscles are so big, I'm so envious~" Chen Chen put his hands together in front of his chest, his face was full of admiration, his star eyes were shining, and he copied a charming voice.

What Zhan Yong dislikes the most is Chen Chen's useless white chicken. You must know that during the high-altitude skydive just now, Chen Chen actually peed his pants, and when he landed, he fell straight down and ate his shit, his face was crooked. It's really embarrassing for them The faces of the old men!
"Brother Yong~ You are so nice, thank you for protecting me~"

"Brother Yong~~ With such a good figure, you must have abdominal muscles, right?"

In this regard, men always have a surprising desire to express themselves. Although they don't like Chen Chen, they can't hold back Chen Chen's good words, not to mention that he is in front of the camera now.

Zhan Yong laughed and lifted his clothes, "Of course, I have four pack abs!"

Seeing the clear-cut abdominal muscles, Chen Chen's eyes became brighter, and his eyes were hot. He reached out to touch them, and then shouted with an exaggerated expression: "Brother Yong~~~Your abdominal muscles are really awesome! Hello! like~”

[This person really caused me great discomfort, may I ask if someone organized a group to cover him with a sack? 】

[Ouch——It's so disgusting, bitch, snake essence plastic surgery face, isn't he officially banned?He actually came here to be a demon! 】

[His face looks so strange in broad daylight, can that chin stab someone to death? 】

[TMD, where is my 40-meter long knife? ! 】

[This sound made my scalp tingle. Compared with the clip sound, Qiao Xueyi is simply the sound of nature.Does he really not have menstruation?curious. 】

[Speechless, why don't you let this girl take over. 】

[Upstairs, don't insult girls, okay, he doesn't deserve it! 】

[Although Yun Xianghuan is ugly, he wears a mask. Although Yun Xianghuan is annoying, he speaks normally. 】

[Don't, I don't like these two best! 】

Yu Yousang ran in front of the camera wearing a French retro Lolita skirt, bent down, and rubbed her eyes cutely with both hands, "Crying Sangbao's little skirt is handed in, Sang Xin..."

Seeing Yu Yousang's actions, the others immediately reacted and came to the camera to express themselves.

"Hi~ Hello everyone, I am your Xiao Mofan, I will work hard, be brave, and be strong, everyone is waiting for my good news!"

"Long time no see. I'm Lai Yueqiang in the middle-aged and elderly group. In front of so many handsome men and beauties, I can't be ranked in terms of appearance, but it doesn't matter, I still have a fragrant talent~"

"Hello, audience friends. I'm Jiang Yuebai. I hope I won't hold you back." After speaking, Jiang Yuebai consciously stood back. Said: "Jingyao, do you want to say a few words?"

Xu Jingyao smiled, "It's okay, Mr. Jiang, let everyone speak first, not to mention the future is long, my children should not be so cruel and ignore me haha."

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodi——】

[I don't want to fall in love with the brain, but, but he calls me a kid! 】

[Handsome, 1.8 meters six, six-pack abs, can cook, respects women, 24 filial father is a boyfriend, who can not love Xu Jingyao?I am determined to eat this wild vegetable! ! ! 】

The man with a flamboyant personality stared at Xu Jingyao's face for two seconds, then let out a "tch~", he raised his chin and said three words to the camera, "Ke Shijue!" He put his hands in his trouser pockets .

[There was a loud noise in the sky, and the old slave made his debut! 】

[Congratulations to Mr. Ke. From today onwards, you will never go home and inherit billions of dollars if you don’t act well, change to go home and inherit billions of dollars if you don’t perform well in variety shows! 】

[What's so great about being rich?Excuse me, it's really amazing to be rich! 】

"Sister Wen, can you say hello to everyone too~?" Yu Yousang jumped up and down in front of Jiang Jingwen.

Jiang Jingwen has a hot body, with charming big waves. She folded her hands on her chest, her eyes were staring, she raised her hand without saying a word, and soon several staff members surrounded her to take pictures.

This is the ceiling of domestic entertainment, a frequent visitor to the red carpet in Cannes, and a celebrity behind the scenes!

Jiang Jingwen's expression was lazy, as if she was very satisfied with the staff's approach, she curled her hair enchantingly with one finger, and slightly hooked the corner of her mouth.

Yu Yousang, who was close, could clearly see the arrogance and disdain in her eyes.

It seems to be saying that only jumping bastards like you need to steal the spotlight, and she was born to be the focus, and the only reason for the cameras to revolve around her is.

Yu Yousang's lovely smile froze.

[Sure enough, cute is not worth mentioning in front of sexy. 】

[Her Majesty's aura is really strong, kneel down! 】

[It's too miserable, Yu Yousang is sorry for A, standing in front of Empress Jiang was wiped out in seconds, embarrassing. 】

Su Mei, who was the least popular topic at the beginning, was not to be outdone. In her opinion, sometimes, the protagonist needs to be the finale, and it is not always clear who will be the clown and who will be the supporting role.

She boldly shouted at Director Zhang: "Director, can I use the suitcase for the last time? Three minutes!"

Director Zhang was a little curious about what she was going to do, so he nodded without thinking, "Yes." Then he turned on the thermos and took a sip of wolfberry tea.

I saw Su Mei quickly opened the suitcase, took out a pair of scissors from the inner compartment, and then struck at her black hair without hesitation.

Very neatly, he cut himself a handsome boy's head.

This scene is really surprising.

The audience and netizens turned into screaming chickens one after another.

[Frog fun, mustard crickets? ! 】

【Human Wrench - Sumei】

[First of all, I am not a girl, I really have no fantasies about Sister Su Mei, after all, I am not a girl, but I said that my sister is really handsome, shasha, and secondly, I really don’t like women, but how should I put it, It would be even better if I could hold hands with Sister Su Mei, kiss a small mouth and sleep, in the end I am not a girl. 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, do you want to see what you are talking about upstairs? 】

【"The old sister-in-law wants to refuse and welcome"】

　Only when the characters gather in the early stage will there be more barrage comments, and there will be fewer prodigal sons later on. After that, barrage comments will be released at critical moments, so you don’t have to worry about Wen Wenshui.

　　
　
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