Being deprived of luck, I rely on cats to become popular and survive variety shows

Chapter 101 Eating Raw Fish

This is good news.

The bad news is, they don't have tinder.

Even Qiao Xueyi's last two matches were so wet that they were about to melt.

Because it has been raining for two days, the rain seeps into every corner that they couldn't reach before, so it is tantamount to daydreaming for them to find dry wood that is not wet by the rain.

Now there are two choices before them, to eat or not to eat.

If they don't eat, they will really starve to death.

Eat, but the fish is raw.

Just when everyone was still hesitating, Lu Jingchen moved, his Adam's apple rolled sexyly, used a machete to cut off the head and tail of a palm-sized fish, disemboweled it, took out the unwanted internal organs, and then opened his mouth to bite the raw fish .

The thick bloody fishy smell spread in the mouth, it was extremely fresh, mixed with fish scales, bone spurs and raw fish meat, full of strength and a nauseating feeling that reached the throat, nasal cavity and brain.

But Lu Jingchen's face was expressionless, his handsome face with sharp edges and corners, his thin lips were stained with blood and became a bit venomous, like a legendary aristocratic vampire, cold, bloodthirsty, sick, and gloomy.

He could hear the sound of him chewing the fish meat, rustling, the sharp teeth pierced into the meat, and the friction between the gums eroded the meat.

Then came the swallowing sound.

it is true.

He actually ate it raw!

Even though it was disgusting and pervasive, it was hard to accept, but I couldn't help but spit water from my mouth.

Zhan Yong's stomach growled like a drum, and he cursed in a low voice, "Fuck, eat it raw, it's not like you haven't eaten sashimi, damn it, fight!" He followed Lu Jingchen's example So the fish is handled in such a simple way.

As a fitness expert and martial arts star, Zhan Yong has never eaten sashimi.

But what he ate was recognized as delicious on the tip of the tongue, such as salmon, tuna, black fish and so on.

Those fish fillets are sliced ​​in moderate thickness, or as thin as a cicada's wing, boneless and thornless, fresh and smooth in taste, soft and fishy sweet, sour, sticky and spicy, dipped in the special sauce can remove the fishy taste, it is simply amazing This kind of eating method has a long history, and it was called Yujiao in ancient times.

This kind of sashimi cannot be confused with the fish washed up in the river, and it tastes different every day.

Sure enough, Zhan Yong showed a painful expression, but as a tough guy with a strong sense of self-awareness, he still swallowed it alive.

With two people taking the lead, others also joined the ranks of eating raw fish one after another.

Xu Jingyao frowned and acted calmly. Su Mei gave herself labels like "Who says women are inferior to men", "handsome woman", "straightforward and heroic without being twitchy", "I prefer to deal with men than hypocritical women", At this moment, he was trying his best not to make a fool of himself.

Xiao Mofan, Qiao Xueyi, Yun Jiaojiao, Yu Yousang and the others vomited directly, their faces were as white as paper, green and purple, they vomited and ate, almost snot and tears, in a state of embarrassment.

Watching the live broadcast, netizens frowned, their faces were distorted, and they were stunned, with indescribable expressions on their faces.

[I'm a good boy, isn't this too violent? 】

【Not fishy? 】

[My cats don't dare to eat like this. 】

[As expected of a survival variety show, it’s too real. Actually, I expected this kind of situation, but when I actually saw it, I still said, vomit... I can’t bear to look directly at vomit... but I really admire vomit... I can only shout a word of bull force! !vomit! ! ! 】

[Come here, send my scavenger to my brothers and sisters. 】

[Ruthless, you are still ruthless upstairs. 】

[This is really pure natural and authentic. 】

[The actor Lu eating raw fish is too sexy and too lustful, he is indeed the number one man in the entertainment rankings, the man who wants to hug the most, [-] million girls dream, shasha...]

[Placid stoma, nematodes, tapeworms, trichomonas, melon worms, fish lice, oblique tube worms, Cryptocaryon stimuli, ring worms, etc. 10086 insects think it is very good. 】

[No, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to see Huanhuan's wife and Drake Black Panther to heal my eyes and my little heart. 】

[Woooo upstairs, I too...]

Xiao Mofan's face was ashen and pale. He was holding the raw fish that had been bitten twice. His hands and mouth were shaking while holding the fish. The strong stench in his mouth and throat stimulated his stomach and made him feel chilly and nauseous. spasms.

After a while, he suddenly said, "I don't know what happened to Yun Xianghuan."

Hearing this, everyone was obviously taken aback.

Yes, how is Yun Xianghuan?

They lived like years in the Survival Variety Show, and it felt like they hadn't seen Yun Xianghuan for a long, long time. Since Yun Xianghuan left the original shelter, there was no news of her.

Although Yun Xianghuan has a bamboo basket, a fishing net, knows how to identify herbs and has a pocket knife in her hand, how does she solve the fire problem?How does she cook without a metal pot?The quality of the tents distributed by the director was extremely poor, and they were designed by him.

Even if Yun Xianghuan's tent was not attacked by flocks of birds, insects and beasts, it couldn't last long, and it's almost useless now, right?
Without a tent, how did she build a shelter and shelter from the rain by herself?
Xiao Mofan added: "I really want to go back to the time when the tents were not damaged and we were not forced to move to the shelter. We had a fire source, sufficient food, no mosquitoes, no birds and animals to disturb us, and we ate sweet yellow plantains. I also ate clear soup pots in this kind of place. The fish is roasted and charred on the outside and tender on the inside instead of bloody, raw and fishy. Wild vegetables can also be skewered for barbecue. Everyone sings and dances to show their talents. gas……"

Listening to Xiao Mofan's description, everyone couldn't help but miss those days, but for them now, such days have become a distant luxury.

Since that day, since Yun Xianghuan left, they always seemed to be in a hurry, in a panic, and they kept losing one by one what they had.

They never had that day when the drums were blaring, the crowd was buzzing, and they even felt carefree. At that time, it was almost like participating in a field team building.

Although this kind of field team building is still rudimentary compared to the life of big-name stars in the past.

Everyone's emotions were extremely complicated, their mouths still had the bitter taste of fish, their bodies were dirty, wet, cold and smelly, and the shelter still leaked wind and rain.

Thinking of those days, I couldn't help but think of the first day when I participated in the variety show, when I was still on the plane, the treatment was comparable to that of the top rich and nobles, and I was so happy.

Compare now.

It was so cruel and brutal, it was heart-piercing.

Qiao Xueyi was in extreme pain, and couldn't help crying again, Yu Yousang also sobbed, and the bloodshot and scarlet eyes of the others couldn't bear the tears.

Ke Shijue also opened his mouth and sighed, "Yun Xianghuan is actually pretty good."

(End of this chapter)