Being deprived of luck, I rely on cats to become popular and survive variety shows
Chapter 20 Slapping Yun Jiaojiao in the Face
Chapter 20 Slapping Yun Jiaojiao in the Face
[Sorry, I really need everyone's emoticons. 】
【Su Mei is like a bad luck bear. 】
[Do you still have humanity? Everyone is autistic!In addition, remember to give me a copy of the expression pack! ! 】
[Sure enough, the fans are naturally black hahahaha. 】
"Wow, you stewed snake soup?! Is this for us? Great!! Thank you everyone, then we will not be polite!" Zhan Yong was very grateful, and a big man danced excitedly.
Seeing this, Su Mei Xu Jingyao also came forward, the physical pain and embarrassment are secondary, the important thing is that they need to rest and eat.
The three of them divided up the remaining snake soup and used bamboo bowls. When Yun Xianghuan chopped bamboo to make rice bowls, he also got them a portion.
This time, Yu Yousang's expression was really ugly. She had been waiting for the Sumei people to come back from hunting and eat meat, but these people couldn't even protect themselves, not to mention the prey they brought back, and the three of them were in a state of crisis. He cleaned up the remaining snake meat and soup, leaving nothing behind.
Yu Yousang still had the last blue fruit in her hand, she took a bite, her face contorted immediately, the taste was bitter, astringent and sour.
The extremely bad taste and negative emotions were intertwined, and Yu Yousang felt a little resentful and resentful.
……
Because Su Mei Zhanyong and Xu Jingyao were infected with bee venom, the place where he was bitten was not only swollen but also festered gradually, so Yun Xianghuan went to look for herbs to detoxify.
This ancient primeval forest can be called a large natural pharmacy, so herbs are not difficult to find, but the jungle is steep and requires more care.
Afraid of encountering the situation in the morning, Yun Xianghuan went back after picking a few herbs.
But he didn't expect to see Yun Jiaojiao smearing the wounds of several people with alcohol disinfectant when he was going back, and his face froze slightly, "What are you doing?!" Because of a leg injury, Yun Xianghuan didn't dare to walk too fast.
Hearing her voice, several people turned their heads and looked over.
Yun Jiaojiao frowned, wondering what Yun Xianghuan was going to do, "Sister, I'm disinfecting them, what's the problem?"
Zhan Yong: "Yes, is there a problem?"
Su Mei was already depressed and irritable, seeing that Yun Xianghuan seemed to be dissatisfied with the use of disinfectant, Yun Xianghuan's eyes became sharper.
The medical kit isn't Yun Xianghuan's, why is Yun Xianghuan so anxious?
Besides, they are partners now, don't they have access to medical resources?
Although they had a bad start, they will definitely be more useful than Yun Xianghuan who is lame.
Xu Jingyao was also puzzled.
Walking in front of Yun Jiaojiao, Yun Xianghuan slapped the cotton swab off Yun Jiaojiao's hand.
Yun Jiaojiao's face turned ugly, she gritted her teeth a little angrily and aggrieved, "It doesn't matter how you bully me, sister, but now everyone is injured so badly, is it wrong for me to disinfect everyone?"
Yun Jiaojiao's fans were also very angry, but they couldn't do anything to Yun Xianghuan through the live broadcast screen, so they scolded her on the bullet screen.
[Yun Xianghuan is really sick, what else would she do besides bullying us Jiaojiao every day? ! 】
[The things belong to our family Jiaojiao. She can use them for whomever she wants. Yun Xianghuan is really lenient. Could it be that she takes everything Yun Jiaojiao takes for granted as her own?If that's the case, I'm pissed off. 】
[Yun Xianghuan is so annoying, why doesn't she have cannon fodder yet? 】
【Could she be dissatisfied that Jiaojiao didn't use disinfectant to clean her injured leg, so no one else is allowed to use it? 】
[Isn't she looking for herbs?I think it was because she was jealous that Yun Jiaojiao detoxified everyone first, and felt that Yun Jiaojiao took credit for her. 】
[I guess I will be able to identify that the herbal medicine is fake at all. It is Yun Xianghuan Xiangli's character design. He was able to stop the bleeding before but it was a mistake. What can a person who has not graduated from junior high school have? Yun Xianghuan is a liar and slaps his face Fatty. 】
[Selfish, just work as a team like this, get out of the variety show and don't be ashamed! ! 】
But the next second.
Yun Xianghuan sneered, "You are a person who is escorted to the national key 985, 211, don't you know that you can't use alcohol to disinfect after being stung by a bee?"
"Yun Jiaojiao, have you learned everything from the dog's stomach?" Yun Xianghuan's eyes turned cold, "Are your grades really as good as they appear?"
Yun Jiaojiao was the number one student in the senior high school entrance examination, so the school gave her a recommended spot.
That is to say, she does not need the college entrance examination to enter the top institutions of higher learning in the country to receive the best education.
In her previous life, Yun Xianghuan couldn't figure out why her exam papers were basically blank pages. She was also accused of cheating for no reason. Therefore, she was dismissed as a bad student by the school before she got her graduation certificate from junior high school. .
Yun Xianghuan couldn't argue with anything, no one defended her, everyone thought she deserved it, not only wanted her to be expelled, but also wanted her to go to a juvenile prison.
Now she knows the truth.
Yun Jiaojiao used the system's ability to change her exam papers, and even used a lot of cheat sheets to frame her for cheating.
Yun Xianghuan swept across the faces of Su Mei, Zhan Yong, and Xu Jingyao who had already applied disinfectant, and explained: "Because the bee stings people release a kind of neurotoxin, so you will have redness and swelling after being bitten. Injury, and severe pain. Alcohol disinfectant has a strong irritant, not only can’t play the role of disinfection, but also aggravate your injuries. You will have severe skin ulcers, abnormal itching and painful symptoms, and may even cause rapid heartbeat. Difficulty breathing, anaphylactic shock." Yun Xianghuan paused for a moment, looking directly into their eyes, which were dark and cold, and her lips moved again, "And death." Especially the bees in the tropical jungle, compared Generally, it is much more vicious.
After her words fell, not only Yun Jiaojiao was stunned, but everyone present, including the netizens in front of the screen, forgot to type the keyboard.
Su Mei originally thought that Yun Xianghuan was trying to scare people, and it wasn't that serious at all, until a sharp and burning pain appeared on her face, as well as an unbearable itching like ants were eroding.
Her face was the most bitten, and she was also the first to use disinfectant just now, and she smeared her entire face with a large amount of cotton swabs.
It has been a short time since Yun Xianghuan came back.
But now, the side effects of indiscriminate use of disinfectant water come.
Su Mei couldn't help scratching with her hands, but after the first scratch, the itching became more presumptuous, and she wanted to scratch more than a dozen times to have fun.
But thinking that her skin would be disfigured by festering, she could only hold back and stared at Yun Jiaojiao, emotionally, "Yun Jiaojiao, why do you pretend to understand if you don't understand these things? You insist on smearing us, you want to kill us so you can get rid of our competitors?!"
(End of this chapter)
[Sorry, I really need everyone's emoticons. 】
【Su Mei is like a bad luck bear. 】
[Do you still have humanity? Everyone is autistic!In addition, remember to give me a copy of the expression pack! ! 】
[Sure enough, the fans are naturally black hahahaha. 】
"Wow, you stewed snake soup?! Is this for us? Great!! Thank you everyone, then we will not be polite!" Zhan Yong was very grateful, and a big man danced excitedly.
Seeing this, Su Mei Xu Jingyao also came forward, the physical pain and embarrassment are secondary, the important thing is that they need to rest and eat.
The three of them divided up the remaining snake soup and used bamboo bowls. When Yun Xianghuan chopped bamboo to make rice bowls, he also got them a portion.
This time, Yu Yousang's expression was really ugly. She had been waiting for the Sumei people to come back from hunting and eat meat, but these people couldn't even protect themselves, not to mention the prey they brought back, and the three of them were in a state of crisis. He cleaned up the remaining snake meat and soup, leaving nothing behind.
Yu Yousang still had the last blue fruit in her hand, she took a bite, her face contorted immediately, the taste was bitter, astringent and sour.
The extremely bad taste and negative emotions were intertwined, and Yu Yousang felt a little resentful and resentful.
……
Because Su Mei Zhanyong and Xu Jingyao were infected with bee venom, the place where he was bitten was not only swollen but also festered gradually, so Yun Xianghuan went to look for herbs to detoxify.
This ancient primeval forest can be called a large natural pharmacy, so herbs are not difficult to find, but the jungle is steep and requires more care.
Afraid of encountering the situation in the morning, Yun Xianghuan went back after picking a few herbs.
But he didn't expect to see Yun Jiaojiao smearing the wounds of several people with alcohol disinfectant when he was going back, and his face froze slightly, "What are you doing?!" Because of a leg injury, Yun Xianghuan didn't dare to walk too fast.
Hearing her voice, several people turned their heads and looked over.
Yun Jiaojiao frowned, wondering what Yun Xianghuan was going to do, "Sister, I'm disinfecting them, what's the problem?"
Zhan Yong: "Yes, is there a problem?"
Su Mei was already depressed and irritable, seeing that Yun Xianghuan seemed to be dissatisfied with the use of disinfectant, Yun Xianghuan's eyes became sharper.
The medical kit isn't Yun Xianghuan's, why is Yun Xianghuan so anxious?
Besides, they are partners now, don't they have access to medical resources?
Although they had a bad start, they will definitely be more useful than Yun Xianghuan who is lame.
Xu Jingyao was also puzzled.
Walking in front of Yun Jiaojiao, Yun Xianghuan slapped the cotton swab off Yun Jiaojiao's hand.
Yun Jiaojiao's face turned ugly, she gritted her teeth a little angrily and aggrieved, "It doesn't matter how you bully me, sister, but now everyone is injured so badly, is it wrong for me to disinfect everyone?"
Yun Jiaojiao's fans were also very angry, but they couldn't do anything to Yun Xianghuan through the live broadcast screen, so they scolded her on the bullet screen.
[Yun Xianghuan is really sick, what else would she do besides bullying us Jiaojiao every day? ! 】
[The things belong to our family Jiaojiao. She can use them for whomever she wants. Yun Xianghuan is really lenient. Could it be that she takes everything Yun Jiaojiao takes for granted as her own?If that's the case, I'm pissed off. 】
[Yun Xianghuan is so annoying, why doesn't she have cannon fodder yet? 】
【Could she be dissatisfied that Jiaojiao didn't use disinfectant to clean her injured leg, so no one else is allowed to use it? 】
[Isn't she looking for herbs?I think it was because she was jealous that Yun Jiaojiao detoxified everyone first, and felt that Yun Jiaojiao took credit for her. 】
[I guess I will be able to identify that the herbal medicine is fake at all. It is Yun Xianghuan Xiangli's character design. He was able to stop the bleeding before but it was a mistake. What can a person who has not graduated from junior high school have? Yun Xianghuan is a liar and slaps his face Fatty. 】
[Selfish, just work as a team like this, get out of the variety show and don't be ashamed! ! 】
But the next second.
Yun Xianghuan sneered, "You are a person who is escorted to the national key 985, 211, don't you know that you can't use alcohol to disinfect after being stung by a bee?"
"Yun Jiaojiao, have you learned everything from the dog's stomach?" Yun Xianghuan's eyes turned cold, "Are your grades really as good as they appear?"
Yun Jiaojiao was the number one student in the senior high school entrance examination, so the school gave her a recommended spot.
That is to say, she does not need the college entrance examination to enter the top institutions of higher learning in the country to receive the best education.
In her previous life, Yun Xianghuan couldn't figure out why her exam papers were basically blank pages. She was also accused of cheating for no reason. Therefore, she was dismissed as a bad student by the school before she got her graduation certificate from junior high school. .
Yun Xianghuan couldn't argue with anything, no one defended her, everyone thought she deserved it, not only wanted her to be expelled, but also wanted her to go to a juvenile prison.
Now she knows the truth.
Yun Jiaojiao used the system's ability to change her exam papers, and even used a lot of cheat sheets to frame her for cheating.
Yun Xianghuan swept across the faces of Su Mei, Zhan Yong, and Xu Jingyao who had already applied disinfectant, and explained: "Because the bee stings people release a kind of neurotoxin, so you will have redness and swelling after being bitten. Injury, and severe pain. Alcohol disinfectant has a strong irritant, not only can’t play the role of disinfection, but also aggravate your injuries. You will have severe skin ulcers, abnormal itching and painful symptoms, and may even cause rapid heartbeat. Difficulty breathing, anaphylactic shock." Yun Xianghuan paused for a moment, looking directly into their eyes, which were dark and cold, and her lips moved again, "And death." Especially the bees in the tropical jungle, compared Generally, it is much more vicious.
After her words fell, not only Yun Jiaojiao was stunned, but everyone present, including the netizens in front of the screen, forgot to type the keyboard.
Su Mei originally thought that Yun Xianghuan was trying to scare people, and it wasn't that serious at all, until a sharp and burning pain appeared on her face, as well as an unbearable itching like ants were eroding.
Her face was the most bitten, and she was also the first to use disinfectant just now, and she smeared her entire face with a large amount of cotton swabs.
It has been a short time since Yun Xianghuan came back.
But now, the side effects of indiscriminate use of disinfectant water come.
Su Mei couldn't help scratching with her hands, but after the first scratch, the itching became more presumptuous, and she wanted to scratch more than a dozen times to have fun.
But thinking that her skin would be disfigured by festering, she could only hold back and stared at Yun Jiaojiao, emotionally, "Yun Jiaojiao, why do you pretend to understand if you don't understand these things? You insist on smearing us, you want to kill us so you can get rid of our competitors?!"
(End of this chapter)
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