Being deprived of luck, I rely on cats to become popular and survive variety shows

[I used to think that I was a hand controler, or a scumbag with golden glasses, or an Adam's apple control, but later I found out that I was neither. I was purely an LSP (covering my face and laughing and crying). 】

[Upstairs hahahahaha, it's too real. 】

[The first person has no quality, the second person's speech has nothing to do with my family, the third is that I travel to the IP address, and the fourth is that Lu Yingdi is my husband! ! ! 】

[Lu Yingdi really poked me too much, tired, gloomy, decadent, depraved, pale, bloody, battle-damaged, and the background is a mysterious primeval forest. He really seems to be the top heir of the blood clan who has gone through a battle for the throne. 】

[Jimeis are so rare, it's really rare for Actor Lu to be so generous. 】

[Is it because of the injury, the arm injury looks so serious, the sisters actually only noticed the beauty of the elder brother, unlike me, I only feel sorry for the elder brother. 】

[Lu Yingdi looks so tired, his eyes are so red...]

【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish 】

[Actor Lu deserves to be the star of the male survival variety show. He has experienced so many things, but he is more and more mature and tasteful. 】

[It is impossible for the entire variety show group to find a man more handsome than Lu Jingchen, I said it! ! 】

Lu Jingchen looked down at the narrow muddy road with puddles. The soil was wet and soft after the rain, and it was easy to leave deep and rotten footprints after being trampled on.

Lu Jingchen raised his hand and rubbed it on his arm. The neat movement and the rough palm instantly shattered the little bug's body into a dirty thread.

Lu Jingchen raised his hand and brushed away a few shrub leaves as big as banana leaves, and crystal clear dew poured down from the veins, like silver pearls of different sizes.

"Hurry up and exchange the wishing talisman for me, I want to be beautiful, I want to be beautiful!!"

Who is she talking to?

But he was standing here, separated from Yun Jiaojiao by thick leaves.

Only then did Yun Jiaojiao pinpoint the direction of the person who came, and she fixed her eyes on that place.

They quietly film others who are slowly recovering from dying.

When he withdrew his hand, he used the machete to pick away a scorpion that was hiding in the dark and tried to attack him. It was black all over, with tail needles like hooks and a gloomy cold light. It was a very poisonous assassin.

After not tracking for long, he began to faintly hear Yun Jiaojiao's voice.

Lu Jingchen frowned, and a look of doubt flashed in his eyes.

talk to people?

When the figure of the visitor appeared in the field of vision, revealing Lushan's true face, her expression froze for a moment.

There are many sticky molluscs wriggling on the leaf stems and leaves, and the figure of the primitive beetle can also be captured inadvertently. It is strong and hard like a shawl-piercing body, with long tentacles and a hideous and terrifying face, especially that one. The demonic compound eyes and powerful mandibles are really scary.

At that moment, Yun Jiaojiao felt her heart stop suddenly and her breathing was severely suffocated.

These tastes make predators feel bad and lose their appetite for it.

The more Yun Jiaojiao spoke, the angrier she became, and the more she shouted, the more excited she became, half of her face twisted fiercely.

So logically speaking, even if Yun Jiaojiao could talk to anyone, he should be the only one.

"What did you say...?!!" Finally heard the voice of the system, before Yun Jiaojiao had time to express anything, she was caught off guard by the sound of the system. She almost suspected that she had heard it wrong, and her pupils suddenly frightened Stared in bewilderment.

After the rain, there are many disturbing flying ants wandering around with trembling transparent wings. The silk threads left by spiders can be seen everywhere in the eyes, long and slanted, and I don't know where they extend to.

only……

He caught a series of habitual footprints and followed them.

She looked around violently, her fingernails clenched the soft flesh of her palm, her eyes were horrifying, and her voice was hoarse and harsh, "Who? Who's there?! Come out!"

Its big jaws have an extremely lethal bite, and it can bite off a person's little finger with all its strength.

There is a pungent smell on the body, which is a bit smelly. This is the smell secreted by the longhorn beetle when it is dealing with some natural enemies.

……

So is it a soliloquy?
However, Lu Jingchen quickly rejected this idea because he heard what Yun Jiaojiao said clearly.

These black-spotted bugs are small in size, but their lethality cannot be ignored. When they bite you, it feels like being stabbed by a thumbtack for a moment, and there is a burning feeling afterwards.

Lu Jingchen's eyes fell on his strong and strong arm, and at some point there were five or six black spots entangled on it.

"System, get out of here—"

Not many complete spider webs were seen, most of them were broken and covered with dense white water polo.Presumably, the severe and violent wind and rain last night made the famous and arrogant "blockers" in the rainforest helpless and suffered heavy losses.

The primordial beetles in the rain forest are not easy to provoke, but they never take the initiative to attack, so Lu Jingchen sideways avoided.

"Damn Yun Xianghuan, damn slut, you dare to hit me so hard, ten thousand deaths will never stop the hatred in my heart—"

Stepping closer to the direction of the voice, Yun Jiaojiao's voice gradually became clearer.

After a while, a lush broad leaf moved "shuashuashua", and was swept away one by one, accompanied by the sound of footsteps approaching.

You must know that having a system in her body is her biggest secret.

The feeling of being peeped at one's hole cards is not pleasant.

"What the hell are you doing, system? Did you steal my share again!!"

"System, what happened to my face?"

Other than them, there are only photographers and wilderness hunters here, but after he observed carefully, everyone else stayed where they were, only he and Yun Jiaojiao walked in this direction.

"Isn't it enough for me to grab other people's luck for me to exchange for a wishing talisman?!"

"When will the system recover my face? I can't take it anymore!"

Lu Jingchen walked towards the bushes with wild grass and towering giant leaves, but the photographer and wilderness hunter did not follow.

However, the system just said indifferently and boredly, "Someone is coming."

Of course, there are also guys who like to actively attack people, such as these unknown paint-colored bugs that are not much bigger than sesame seeds.

He stammered unconsciously, "Chen...Brother Chen?!"

Lu Jingchen's eyes as black as lacquer were unpredictable, his calm eyes fell on Yun Jiaojiao, and he gave a hoarse and deep "hmm".

It looked like nothing happened.

Yun Jiaojiao stepped forward, subconsciously restrained her sharp and aggressive appearance, adjusted her facial expression, and smiled at the man, "Brother Chen, why are you here?"

Half of her face is still paralyzed, and the smile on the corner of her mouth is very weird,...