Being deprived of luck, I rely on cats to become popular and survive variety shows

[Little Turtle: Wake up your love brain (woo hoo). 】

[It is said that the tortoise slapped his face because he found his favorite object (dog head) and was about to give birth to a little bastard (laughing and crying). 】

[The bastard hahahaha laughed and made me rich. 】

[Tuigui: Help, don't roll my eyes, you. 】

[Look, look, look, my new manicure, hehe. 】

[It’s just a small courtship method. 】

【Turtle: My family, who knows, it came up and gave me a few big dicks (woooooooooo)...]

【Cuiguo, break its mouth. 】

Yun Xianghuan looked away from the tortoise, and quietly landed on the man while he was hesitant to speak.

The word courtship still echoed in my mind.

Courtship...

Eyelashes flickering, eyes flickering, Yun Xianghuan touched the man's hand with his hand.

The cheeks are as pink as spring peaches, pure desire and fragrance.

And Drex, who immediately noticed the little girl's actions, met his little girl's eyes in the next second.

Extremely lingering and affectionate focus.

Yun Xianghuan's eyes did not avoid the slightest bit.Eager, bright, bold and pure.

Gradually, she and the man's fingers clasped together, tightly intertwined.

With the entanglement of fingers, the heads of the two got closer and closer, and finally their lips were tightly seamed.

The camera did not capture this scene, and it was aimed at the courting tortoise.

But it couldn't stand the strong sunlight, and the shadows of Yun Xianghuan and Drakes were also deeply imprinted.

The shadows of the two covered the tortoise in the puddle, and the shadow's every move was clearly seen by the audience and netizens in the live broadcast.

[Ah ah ah——]

[Shadow Kiss, killing crazy, killing crazy! ! ! 】

[You two kiss behind our backs again, fortunately we have Father Sun! ! 】

[What we saw: Shadow Kiss.

Actual: The French kiss.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, turn the camera around for me, Sihashiha...]

[I prove that the above is correct, because Drakes stretched his hands again——]

【Why does Drakes look like he wants to swallow my treasure even with the shadow (laughing and crying). 】

【Hahahaha, pass it on, Drakes can eat people. 】

[Drex's name contains restraint, people are not restrained at all. 】

【If he restrains himself, can he take down my wife in such a short time? 】

[This just shows one point, Drakes, you are so flirtatious. 】

So about Drake's show, netizens swiped Qiqi's screen.

[Old couples are sweet. 】

【Lust! ! 】

[Beautiful, the facial lines of the two of them are amazing, the ceiling of human modeling, who else, who else! ! 】

【How should you respond when I invite Drakes and Yun Xianghuan? 】

[The tortoise is about to give birth to a bastard, when will you two practice the trumpet? 】

[I suddenly realized how strong the combined genes of Drex's godly face and Huanbao's prosperous beauty are. 】

[It has been tested with AI synthetic photos (holding faces and loving eyes). 】

[Upstairs, when I saw the picture, there was only one word left in my mind: Health! ! ! ! ! 】

Although the sun is quite bright now, and the surroundings are bright, it is actually getting late.

So Drakes said to his little girl, "I want to play a little game with Huanhuan."

Wen Yanyun Xianghuan slightly raised his eyebrows, pursed his lips and smiled with great interest, "What game?"

Drakes: "Hide and seek."

"Huanhuan come to me."

After saying this, Drakes thought that the little girl had been injured several times in the past when he came to look for him, and it was not a good experience anyway, so he immediately added: "Huanhuan looked at the direction where I was hiding, look When you don’t see my back, count to three and come to me, as fast as you can.”

As soon as these words came out, Yun Xianghuan immediately got a message that the man didn't want to play peek-a-boo with her at all.

Peek-a-boo is actually a drunkard who doesn't want to drink.

Under normal circumstances, hide-and-seek doesn't want the other party to find him, but Drake obviously hopes that she will find him in the next second.

The man thinks that what she is looking for is not him, but what he wants her to find...

But what would it be?

After clearing his mind, Yun Xianghuan didn't answer the man's words but asked, "Drex, have you reached the place you want to take me to?"

His little girl is really smart.

Drakes couldn't help kissing the tip of the little girl's nose, "It's here, but it hasn't arrived yet."

Yun Xianghuan looked at the man's eyes full of trust and love, and smiled at the corner of her mouth, "Okay, let's start." She was also curious about what the man had prepared.

Just scratching my head now.

peekaboo×

Curious cat √

"Then Huanhuan looked at the direction I was going." Drakes said after two steps, "When I entered the jungle, Huanhuan didn't need to count, but came to me directly, and came to me quickly."

Seeing his nervous appearance, Yun Xianghuan couldn't help laughing "puchi", "I know, I know."

It's strange that he wants to play hide-and-seek with this appearance, I'm afraid she won't be able to see it, silly leopard.

After the man entered the crowded green forest, Yun Xianghuan also took action.

She still counted to three, "Three, two..."

She dragged the ending of the last number one very long, in a weird and elf way, "Are you hiding, I'm coming?"

She knew that Drex could definitely hear her voice from this distance.

Yun Xianghuan walked towards the place where the man disappeared, she played with curling a lock of black hair with her fingers, and her steps were innocent and brisk.

At that time, netizens in the live broadcast were guessing where Drakes would hide.

They can guess anything.

After all, they didn't really understand Drakes, so they didn't understand the code words Drakes said.

Only when two people really want to play peek-a-boo.

Very naive, but the earth dog loves to play.

Netizens of the live broadcast: Tugou Bengou.

As soon as Yun Xianghuan entered the place where the man disappeared, he could faintly smell the scent of flowers.

And this flower fragrance is mixed with the strong and domineering wild hormonal breath unique to men.

Yun Xiang smiled happily and walked along the scent of flowers.

Sure enough, the man's breath was always mixed with the fragrance of flowers, and as she got closer, the fragrance of flowers became more and more seductive.

Until Yun Xianghuan saw a large rosebush in his eyes.

It's so beautiful, fragrant and intoxicating, colorful and colorful, and there are butterflies of all colors lingering here, busy.

So Drakes was trying to show her the rose bush he found?

Is this what he wants her to see?

I have to say that Yun Xianghuan's eyes really brightened, and he was very happy.

After all, there is no girl who can refuse the charm of flowers.

Yun Xianghuan lowered his head and sniffed a gorgeous rose in full bloom, and lazily narrowed his eyes, which were dyed crimson, as tender as silk.

After a while, Yun Xianghuan let go of the rose.

wrong.

If it was rosebushes that Drake wanted to show her, why didn't he come out?
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