fox lure

Chapter 99 Come on, take a bite

Chapter 99 Come on, take a bite
Let's not talk about whether there is any problem with the aunt's ancestral grave, just say, is it because Lao Huang has a bad memory, or is it because the old aunt has a bad memory?
When they met, no one recognized who?
Xue Chen and I looked at each other, and I asked the old aunt, "Aunt Wang, when did your ancestral grave be moved?"

"Three years ago?" the old aunt recalled, "Didn't my mother-in-law die three years ago? After she passed away, the ancestral grave was moved."

Three years is not too long. If you say seven or eight years, ten or so years, it is normal for people you once knew to not recognize when you meet again.

If it's only been 3 years, there's no reason why it can't be recognized.

Xue Chen curled his lips, "It's just your small family, who tampered with your ancestral grave? Does your family have an heir to the throne? Isn't it just an ancestor who came out of Ma Xiantang?"

"You can't say that," the old aunt squeezed her eyes, and the bird whispered softly, "My mother-in-law, when she was a horse disciple, she offended many people, many Mr. Yin and Yang, etc. It's normal for someone to retaliate .”

"Maybe it is." I nodded, afraid that Xue Chen would spew out some cynical words again, and slap him around the waist, "Shall we go to his family's ancestral grave?"

"Go." Xue Sanbiao snorted, took the hearing aid out of his ear, dug his ear, and took the hearing aid back.

"Oh my god, let's go now?" The old aunt smiled and patted her thigh, "Look at you two, you are quite dedicated. My ancestral grave is several miles away from here, and it's all mountain roads, so it's not easy to walk."

"Another one, it's already noon, have some dinner at my house, let's go again in the afternoon."

When mentioning eating, Xue Sanbiao softened his expression: "Alright~"

He just loves to eat.

"Xiao Daochang, what do you like to eat? Is there any taboo? The old man and I will go there on the hour." The old aunt also found out that I was quite easy-going, and Xue Sanbiao was more difficult to serve, so she hurriedly said politely.

"I eat everything except shit." Xue Sanbiao rolled his eyelids, "Come to your house for dinner, what do you ask me to eat? Do I have such a big face?"

"Hahaha," the old aunt laughed, "Xiao Daoist, look at what you said, and you eat everything except shit, then I can do whatever I want."

"Oh my god, they are all real people." The old aunt laughed and went out.

The old man's temperament is very dull and dull, and everything is under the command of the old lady.

The old lady asked him to light the fire, so he hurried to light the fire, squatting at the mouth of the stove with a cigarette in his mouth, fanning himself with a fan.

"Smacking, smoking, you have to hold a cigarette in your mouth to light the fire, you can't squeeze a fart, you're going to kill a chicken!" The old aunt was busy in the kitchen, with her back turned to the old man, and kicked the old man.

The old man was muffled, but he was not angry, and went out to catch chickens.

"Mom," her daughter-in-law came out of the house weakly when she heard the movement, "Don't let my dad catch the chicken, my dad has a bad waist, shall I go?"

"Go back! Don't make trouble for me. You are in confinement and you keep squinting? You will suffer from the wind." The old aunt was working in the kitchen in full swing, turning her head to spit at her daughter-in-law, "Xiaoyuan, please let me go!" Save yourself some snacks, mom?"

The atmosphere in his house is very good, full of life, although the old aunt speaks fast and seems a little fierce, but she is very kind to his daughter-in-law.

The family is harmonious, and it stands to reason that evil spirits are not involved.

The daughter-in-law Xiaoyuan looked at the old aunt, smiled, then turned around and went to her room to bring melons and oranges for Xue Chen and me to eat.

I looked at her, but didn't see anything wrong with her, so I squeezed Xue Sanbiao, "Can you show Miss Xiaoyuan?"

Sister Xiaoyuan was very gentle, so Xue Sanbiao felt her pulse, "Uh, miscarriage for a week? Qi and blood loss, eat more jujubes."

"Ah, Taoist Priest, do you really know how to see a doctor?" Sister Xiaoyuan was astonished, especially surprised.

In fact, I was also a little surprised that Xue Sanbiao could also take his pulse and tell the exact time of miscarriage.

"What kind of Taoist priest doesn't know how to call his pulse?" Xue Sanbiao snorted while nibbling on melon seeds.

OK!I gave him a thumbs up, "You are this!~"

"Hehe," Xue Sanbiao shuddered with a smile, "The reincarnation of the four spirits, do you think it's easy? The young master is not ordinary."

"Sister Xiaoyuan, go back and rest, or your mother-in-law will worry about you." I urged Sister Xiaoyuan to go back and lie down.

After Miss Xiaoyuan left, I asked Xue Sanbiao, "San Biaozi, his mansion is indeed fine, isn't it?"

"What's the problem?" Xue Sanbiao cracked melon seeds and sprayed melon seeds, "Yeah, isn't this house good enough? Look at it with the naked eye, the house is very stylish, the eaves are about the same height as the surrounding houses, the house is sunny, and the kitchen The shock position belongs to fire, which is exactly the same. You see..."

He pointed to the window in the backyard, "See? It's backed by Baishan, backed by the mountain, and backed by the mountain. His family is lucky."

I looked outside, and sure enough, the backyard of my aunt's house is the foot of Baishan Mountain.

It's almost like Aunt Xiaopang Malatang's house.

There are mountains behind the house, isn't it good?

"It's good to have tall buildings behind the house."

Although I don't understand, I also nodded.

However, if you are lucky, why do you always have abortions and stillbirths?

I heard from my aunt yesterday that they went to the hospital to see that Miss Xiaoyuan was not sick.

"Then who knows?" Xue Sanbiao spread his hands.

At this moment, I suddenly thought of Huang Jiu, and hurriedly opened my schoolbag, stunned.

Huang Jiu is gone, only my homework is still there.

Why isn't the homework gone?It happened that Huang Jiu was missing.

Now that Huang Jiu is gone, I won't do my homework.

After that, all the aunts, daughter-in-laws, and beautiful sisters in the village gathered at Aunt Wang's house and told Xue Chen and me to tell a fortune teller.

"The two of them are so accurate, they even figured out the time of my miscarriage," Miss Xiaoyuan poked her head out of her room.

"Go back, mix everything up!" Aunt Wang spat furiously in the kitchen.

Xue Sanbiao's fortune-telling is probably a bit accurate, but after two calculations, he became irritable, and told those aunts and aunts: "Don't do the calculations, what is there to calculate? What you do today will be your fortune tomorrow. Get rich and do something good today."

A group of us played poker again before we waited to eat.

"Damn it!" Xue Sanbiao spit on me angrily, "I've never won with you, come on, come on, fuck yourself!"

"Ahahahaha~ Quickly pay~" An old woman leaned back and laughed, her dentures came out, and she quickly stuffed them back in, closing her mouth together.

"Fuck it, you can lose with 4 double kings and 2s!"

There was a lively meal in the room.

"Hey?" A little aunt blinked and looked at Xue Chen and me, "When you two grow up, you have to have a partner, get married, or something."

"You always act like that when you watch TV. Brothers and sisters get married when they grow up. What's that called? It's called the fat water does not flow to outsiders~"

When I said this, Xue Chen and I looked at each other, he was a little nauseated, and so was I.

can not imagine……

I never thought of him as a man, and of course he didn't think of himself as a man either.

What did you say?If we are dating, we will look at each other, just like having sex.

In fact, Xue Sanbiao was very happy today, he just likes to be lively.

The lunch time is relatively late, and it is not eaten until after 12 o'clock.

More than a dozen people ate together, and as they ate, the sunlight in the room gradually weakened.

Gradually, I felt cold all over and my bones ached.

(End of this chapter)

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