This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 104 This Zombie Is Very Jianghu!

Inside the coffin, curses came.

The coffin lid vibrated, as if it would be knocked open by the "zombies" inside at any moment.

Xu Yang and Feng Zhaoqing froze in place, looking at each other in disbelief.

say?

This zombie... can talk?

And the order is clear, the thief who scolded his mother worked hard, and looked quite "wisdom"!

"Flying stiff!"

In Feng Zhaoqing's mind, such an idea popped up immediately, and he said in a deep voice: "No, Master Xu, rewind... Your judgment is wrong, such zombies are not something you and I can deal with!"

With that said, he turned around and wanted to run away.

"Grandmaster Feng, don't panic..."

Xu Yang hurriedly stopped him. As a Taoist cultivator, he is more sensitive to the "bad energy corpse poison" than Feng Zhaoqing, who has become a master of martial arts, and he can tell after a little sensing...

Feng Zhaoqing's judgment was not wrong.

The strength of this zombie's "bad energy corpse poison" is probably stronger than that of Feng Zhaoqing, but it is still within the category of "martial arts master".

"impossible!"

Feng Zhaoqing was surprised and said: "There are records in the Spiritual Management Bureau and my teacher's inheritance... Only the legendary Flying Zombie can give birth to wisdom comparable to that of a normal adult. If it weren't for Flying Zombie, her speech could not be so clear."

"There are exceptions to everything. If it's really a flying zombie, I'm afraid it won't be able to seal the sarcophagus with these Dao talismans!"

Xu Yang tapped the coffin lid a few times with his hands.

The vibrating coffin lid suddenly fell silent.

Even the voices in the coffin stopped abruptly, as if everything was an illusion and never appeared.

Feng Zhaoqing also reacted, and said with a smile: "I overreacted... That's right, although the breath of this zombie is stronger than what I judged before, it is also limited."

talking.

He also imitated Xu Yang and stepped forward to knock on the coffin lid.

"Oh shit!"

Inside the coffin, there was a scolding sound: "Do you dare to knock on my old lady's coffin?"

"........."

Feng Zhaoqing was stunned for a moment.

Inside the coffin, the voice came out again: "Dog, do you have the ability to knock again?"

Feng Zhaoqing accidentally knocked on it.

"Damn!"

The coffin lid shook violently: "When the old lady comes out, I will be the first to kill you!"

boom!
As the coffin lid vibrated, a coffin nail actually fell off and shot out with a whoosh!

"not good!"

Feng Zhaoqing's complexion changed slightly, and he shouted: "Master Xu, go back quickly, the zombie is about to escape..."

Xu Yang also moved his eyes.

He probably saw it.

The coffin nails on the sarcophagus also functioned as a seal. When the first coffin nail was pulled out by Feng Zhaoqing, the "seal" was destroyed. At this moment, the zombie in the coffin exerted force from the inside, which was enough to shake off the zombie. Get out!

Feng Zhaoqing turned around and left.

According to the plan, after the zombies are released, they will lead the zombies to the outside world and use sunlight to weaken and deal with them.

However, Xu Yang did not go according to plan.

With quick eyesight and quick hands, he grabbed the coffin nail that had just been shot in his hand, flipped his palm over, and inserted it back in again.

The coffin nail that was pulled out before was also in Xu Yang's hand, and he inserted it back together.

Zombie: "..."

The zombies who were yelling and threatening to kill fell silent, and the coffin lid stopped shaking.

Even Feng Zhaoqing who ran outside was surprised and said: "Fuck...Master Xu, why did you insert the coffin nails back?"

Xu Yang's mana burst out, and he hugged the coffin with both hands and exerted force.

The sarcophagus, which weighed nearly a ton, was actually picked up by Xu Yang and carried it on his shoulders. He ran out of the corridor and said as he ran, "Since it can be sealed, seal it for her first." Isn't it better?"

Boom, boom, boom!
Because he was carrying the sarcophagus, every step Xu Yang ran made the ground tremble faintly.

He felt a little strenuous, flipped his palm, took a "divine power talisman", and slapped it on his chest, the mana was activated, and as the "divine power talisman" exploded, Xu Yang felt a strong force coming out of thin air, carrying The sarcophagus on his shoulders suddenly became as light as a feather.

His running speed increased sharply, and he surpassed Feng Zhaoqing in an instant, riding Juechen out of the tunnel.

Seeing this scene, Feng Zhaoqing was numb!

What the hell!

Is this still a "weak" Taoist cultivator?
Ma Dan is carrying a one-ton coffin and running faster than me?

How did he know...

The divine power talisman drawn by Xu Yang can increase the strength by nearly 1000 kilograms, and with the blessing of the "Taishang Jingming Dharma Seal", it can increase the strength by nearly 2000 kilograms... Throwing aside his own cultivation of the ninth level of Qi Refining Realm Not to mention, a single divine power talisman can make him burst out with a huge force of 2 tons in a short time!

This is the power of Dao Talisman!

You know, in the Jianghu, the status of a "Tao Fu Master" is very high, but Xu Yang doesn't understand it.

And the Spiritual Management Bureau...

He also thought that these dao talismans on Xu Yang's body were all left by the "true Qingxu" Xu Zhiyuan... Otherwise, Xu Yang's talent in dao talismans alone would be worthy of the Spiritual Management Bureau's efforts!

Out of the tunnel.

Xu Yang put the sarcophagus on the ground, feeling a little embarrassed, and asked: "Master Feng, can we discuss it... how about selling this zombie to me?"

"what?"

Feng Zhaoqing asked in surprise, "Why do you want a zombie?"

Xu Yang said truthfully: "Master Feng, I'm not going to hide the truth... the Taoist talismans and talisman formations in this tunnel should be laid by my grandfather. Judging from what the zombie said before, she should know my grandfather. I want to take it with me." She'll go back and see if she can get anything out of it."

After a pause, he said again: "Besides, I am a practitioner of Taoism. If I can have a zombie at home to study, it will also be a kind of training for my Taoism."

"presumptuous!"

Inside the coffin, the zombie suddenly spoke again, and said angrily, "You are the grandson of that stinky old Taoist, Xu Yang? Good, good... Your grandfather sealed me, but even you dare to think of me , When this king is out of trouble, I will definitely let you not be able to live or die, but kneel under this king's crotch and beg for mercy!"

Obviously.

Although Xu Yang reinserted the coffin nails, the internal seal had been loosened, at least the zombie could transmit the sound out of the coffin for the time being.

Xu Yang: "..."

The corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching a few times.

this zombie...

The quagmire is very strong!

And she actually knows herself, which is a bit interesting... Even though she was sealed by the old man, the old man would not be so idle, and told the zombie before the seal that I have a grandson named Xu Yang?
After some discussion, Feng Zhaoqing agreed to "lend" the zombie to Xu Yang for the time being.

This thing is definitely not for sale.

But he promised that he would apply to the higher authorities, and said bluntly: "Recently, Master Xu has done a lot of things for our Spiritual Management Bureau, and even solved two red clothes, which avoided a lot of trouble. , contribute to society."

"As long as you can ensure that this zombie is not allowed to go out and harm the world, I think the higher authorities will not refuse."

"In that case, please trouble Master Feng."

Xu Yang promised: "As long as you are willing to give me this zombie, I can help your Spiritual Management Bureau catch another red-clothed... Besides, I also know that the brothers in the Spiritual Management Bureau catch ghosts and eliminate demons, right?" Talismans are in great demand, and I can also provide you with some Dao Talismans."

"Oh?"

Feng Zhaoqing was overjoyed when he heard the words, and asked: "Could it be that Daoist Master Qingxu has left a lot of Dao talismans for Master Xu?"

"My grandfather only left a few evil spirit-repelling charms."

Xu Yang said: "I am a Taoist cultivator, so I can make talismans by myself...but my cultivation base is too low, so I can only make some simple Taoist talismans for now, such as Vajra Talismans, Divine Walking Talismans, Divine Power Talismans, Evil-Repelling Talismans, and Ghost-Expelling Talismans. Peace talisman, fortune talisman, etc..."

Worried that the Spiritual Management Bureau would ask for too many Dao talismans, Xu Yang paused, and then added: "Of course, my time to make talismans is too short, and I am not skilled enough in drawing talismans, such as divine power talismans and diamond talismans. Talismans, I can draw at most a hundred or so sheets a day."

He intentionally made this number a little smaller.

After all, I have to practice myself.

You can't draw a talisman for the Lingguan Bureau every day, can you?
"and many more!"

With his eyes wide open, Feng Zhaoqing suddenly yelled strangely, and said loudly, "Master Xu, did I hear you right...you just said... a hundred or so sheets?"

"Forehead……"

Is this below average?

Xu Yang said: "Actually, if we put in more effort, we can still draw dozens of pictures every day... No matter how many, I still have to practice!"

Feng Zhaoqing: "..."

His scalp was a little numb.

I always feel that I may be hallucinating!

Vajra Talisman, Divine Movement Talisman, Divine Power Talisman!
These are the three well-known Daoist Talismans in the "Taoist Gate". Almost every Taoist sect will draw the secret method of these three Daoist Talismans, but the names are different!

He also knows some "Masters of Daofu". For example, Master Mao Shanluan, who Director Chen invited this time, is famous in making talismans. symbol……

This is the achievement of Luan Haiping, who has practiced Taoism for 30 years and studied Taoism for more than 20 years!
And how old is Xu Yang?
22 years old!
Even if he is the "grandson" of Daoist Qingxu, he was taught Taoism and Taoist talisman by Taoist Master Qingxu since he was a child...but he can make more than 100 Taoist talismans a day, isn't this too exaggerated?
At this moment, it doesn't matter whether a zombie is a zombie or not!

Feng Zhaoqing wished he could report this news immediately...

Immediately he said: "Master Xu, since the zombie issue has been resolved, why don't we go back now?"

"can!"

Xu Yang nodded.

He carried the sarcophagus again.

Because the car was parked at the top of the mountain, it was necessary to carry the sarcophagus to the mountain... Of course, the mountain on the Loess Plateau is only about [-] meters high from the bottom to the top of the mountain, and there are not too steep places.

Xu Yang put on another divine power talisman, walked like flying, and soon reached the top of the mountain.

however……

Embarrassing things happened.

The sarcophagus is too big to fit in the trunk of the off-road vehicle.

Feng Zhaoqing came up with an idea and said, "Put the coffin on the roof of the car... let Wang Lin go up and support it."

"This……"

Xu Yang said: "Isn't it too dangerous? Otherwise, I'll carry it back. Anyway, it's only 150 kilometers to Wucheng. I'll continue to use the magic power talisman all the way. It's not much slower than driving!"

Divine Power Talisman, Divine Movement Talisman?
More than 150 kilometers all the way, continue to use?

Wang Lin's eyes almost popped out. He knew that Dao Talismans such as Divine Power Talisman and Divine Walk Talisman are time-sensitive. A Dao Talisman can exert its effect for about 10 minutes!
This way...

How many Dao Talismans do I need to use?

Immediately said: "Master Xu, you are sitting in the car... I am also a martial artist of the three realms, so what danger can I have if I support a coffin on the roof of the car? ..."

"Ah, you don't have to thank me... Of course, if you must thank me, just give me one of this divine power talisman!"

Xu Yang laughed.

How could he not see that Wang Lin was thinking about his Dao Talisman?

I have a lot of these things, and I can draw one in a few minutes. I grabbed a handful and didn't count how many. I stuffed them directly into Wang Lin's arms, and said, "Here are the magic talismans, divine power talismans, and diamond talismans. If that’s the case, I’ll trouble you.”

Seeing this scene, Feng Zhaoqing's eyes turned red.

He pulled Wang Lin aside and said in a low voice, "Wang Lin, I suddenly remembered that I don't have a driver's license... Otherwise, you should drive the car, and I'll help the coffin!"

How could Wang Lin be willing?He jumped directly onto the roof of the car, as if he would not come down even if he killed me.

After all, Feng Zhaoqing is the team leader and the leader, and he has been promoted to the realm of martial arts master, so it is shameful. He is not easy to rob him in front of Xu Yang, so he can only get in the car and become the driver.

heart...

I believe even more in what Xu Yang said that he can draw more than a hundred Daofu a day!
Xu Yang put the coffin on the roof of the car and also got into the car.

The off-road vehicle started and galloped all the way. It set off at 9 o'clock, entered Wucheng before 12 noon, and left Xu Yang at the entrance of the funeral shop.

After being exposed to the sun all the way on the roof of the car, not only did Wang Lin not feel tired at all, but his face glowed red, and he helped Xu Yang move down the sarcophagus.

Feng Zhaoqing also got out of the car. After greeting Xu Yang, he and Wang Lin drove back to the team.

Xu Yang carried the sarcophagus into the funeral shop.

As soon as he entered the store, he felt three eyes.

Liu Shishi glanced at the sarcophagus that Xu Yang was carrying, and said with a sneer, "Man...huh!"

Said, got up and floated to the second floor.

Yue Yuluo was puzzled and said, "Sister Shishi, why are you angry... Husband, where did you buy the coffin?"

aside.

Yang Yin blushed, and said in a low voice: "Maybe... Sister Shishi thought that the boss brought back another female ghost!"

after all.

That's how she got here.

Xu Yang put the coffin on the ground, pulled over the chair and sat down, raised Erlang's legs, lit a cigarette and said with a faint smile, "I, Xu, walk upright, sit upright, and have a clear conscience...Shishi, come back!"

He stopped Liu Shishi who was floating towards the second floor, pointed to the coffin and said, "I didn't bring the female ghost back this time, the one sealed in this coffin is a zombie."

"Wow!"

"Zombie?"

Yang Yin was surprised: "I haven't seen a zombie yet!
She came to the sarcophagus and circled around the sarcophagus, looking curious.

Liu Shishi also stopped in her tracks, stood at the top of the stairs, looked down, and said with a frown, "Why did you bring the zombie home? A zombie is a dead corpse that has not closed its eyes. The resentment gathers in the throat and the feng shui yin qi erodes the corpse. , Staying at home is unlucky!"

"Ha ha!"

Before Xu Yang could speak, there was a sneer from the coffin: "You are a ghost, let me talk about auspicious things with my old lady here...you still want to be shameless?"

Liu Shishi: "..."

Yang Yin: "..."

Yue Yuluo was startled and said: "Ah...husband, this zombie can actually talk, and it's a woman...Could it be the husband who found another sister for our sisters?"

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PS: I have been busy all day today, this chapter has just been written, the 4000-word chapter, continue to code words, there are still more around 12 o'clock.

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