This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 113 Tell Yunmengxi a Bedtime Story (Subscribe)
Although there is a smile on his face.

But in Xu Yang's heart, there was a nameless anger burning!
Through chatting with Luan Haiping and Wang Hou, Xu Yang thought that he had already understood the inside story of the "dispute of orthodoxy". , incognito.

Then Lu Shandao found Wucheng after years of investigation, and wanted to regain the "Taishang Jingming Seal"... The story after that is the story I experienced.

This is nothing.

But what he didn't expect was that the real inside story of the so-called "orthodoxy" dispute was so cruel!
This is a blood debt!
I am an abandoned baby who was picked up by the old man and brought up with painstaking efforts. Since I failed to provide for the old man to the end of his life, it is time to repay the favor in a different way.

"Father."

"Don't worry, I will help you get back everything you lost!"

Making an oath secretly in his heart, Xu Yang began to search the villa.

There are several vases in the villa, which look quite old, maybe they are antiques. Xu Yang doesn't understand these vases, so he can't tell if they are true or not, so he simply put them away together.

In addition, a safe was found, which contained only 80 yuan in cash and more than [-] gold bars weighing one catty.

Cursing secretly "poor", Xu Yang put away the cash and gold bars again.

Immediately, he took out his mobile phone and called Zhou Jie.

"Hello, Master Zhou."

"Yes, the matter has been resolved."

This call was made by Zhou Jie who asked Xu Yang to make the call. His original words were to let Xu Yang get rid of Lin Chaosheng and inform him so that he could send someone to deal with the aftermath.

Finish the call.

Xu Yang waved his hand and said, "Call work, let's go shopping at the night market."

He took four beauties and swaggered out of the community.

About 10 minutes later, Zhou Jie appeared in the villa with four staff members from the Spiritual Management Bureau.

Because of the convening of the Daofa Conference, many people from the Jianghu have come to Zhouzhi County in the recent period. In order to maintain law and order, people from the Shaanxi Branch have almost always been working in Zhouzhi County.

It's normal to come faster.

Push the door open and enter, a bloody smell rushes towards you!

"hiss!"

Including Zhou Jie, the pinnacle martial arts master, the five gasped in unison!
In the living room, there was a mess, and the room was full of Yin and evil spirits billowing like fog, making the lights of the villa extremely dim.

A dead body was lying on the ground.

In particular, one of the corpses had a bloody face, and even the facial features could not be distinguished.

"Director, this is a hammer injury!"

A staff member of the Spiritual Management Bureau squatted beside the corpse and began to examine it decently. He took out an ID card from the corpse and said, "It's Lin Chaosheng, the third elder of Lushan Dao, a cultivator at the peak of Dao Realm. Why, I didn't expect to be hammered into such a forceful appearance...the hammer king of the Northwest really lives up to its reputation!"

"This is... Li Dong?"

"That little genius from Lushan Dao, right? Headshot with a hammer... It's really cruel. Is that Northwest Hammer King really a Taoist cultivator?"

Zhou Jie stared and scolded: "What Northwest Hammer King? What nonsense are you talking about? The villa is full of evil spirits, and the evil spirit is amazing. It is obvious that the people from Lushan Road have provoked some evil spirits, and they were retaliated by the evil spirits. Guanxi Northwest Hammer King What's up?"

"........."

Several staff members of the Spiritual Management Bureau fell silent for a while.

Zhou Jie said again: "Notify Lu Shandao, let them come to collect the disciple's body, let the people below put on a show, and trace the traces of ghosts around Zhouzhi County."

"By the way, contact Fang Wei and break the news to him."

...............

In 2023, July 7th, May 10rd of the lunar calendar.

Around 10pm.

Jianghu Forum.

Suddenly, a post quickly exploded.

"The third elder of Lushan Dao, Lin Chaosheng, the newly promoted disciple Li Dong, and the five major disciples of Lushan Dao were attacked by evil spirits at 9 o'clock in the evening, and all died."

The content of the post is very detailed.

There are even photos from the scene.

In the photo, several corpses are in a terrible state. The scars on their bodies look like they were injured by sharp claws, and the injured parts have turned black.

There is a text description under the photo, saying that it was injured by zombies, and the corpse poison spread, and there is a possibility of "zombification" at any time, and gave advice, suggesting that Lu Shandao should burn these as soon as possible, so as not to turn into zombies and harm the world.

For a time, the news spread throughout the rivers and lakes.

Some people in the rivers and lakes in Zhouzhi County discovered that the people from the Spiritual Management Bureau acted aggressively that night, searching around, as if they were chasing evil spirits.

Even Zhou Jie, the director of the Shaanxi Provincial Spiritual Management Bureau's sub-bureau, "Ben Lei Shou" fought with an "evil spirit" in an abandoned factory building on the outskirts of Zhouzhi County in the early hours of the same day, causing great commotion.

When Xu Yang finished visiting the night market and brought four foodies, Yunmengxi, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin, and Yue Yuluo, back to the hotel room after eating all kinds of snacks and delicacies, he was numb when he found out about this.

Lingguan Bureau YYDS!

This ability to tell lies with their eyes open was brought to the extreme by them.

But that's good too, at least it can save me a lot of trouble... Otherwise, I will at least get the name of "collaborating with evil spirits", or even be rendered as a devil by Lu Shandao.

Taking out his mobile phone, Xu Yang sent a message to Zhou Jie. The content of the message was only two words "thank you".

"Efforts with a little effort, what's the point?"

Zhou Jie replied: "When you win the Taoism Competition, just treat me to dinner."

inside the room.

Yunmengxi patted his stomach, and said with a satisfied face: "Today I ate deliciously... Alright, I'm going to bed, good night everyone!"

She got into the sarcophagus familiarly, and shouted: "Xiao Xuzi, come and help my old lady push down the coffin lid..."

Xu Yang stepped forward, skillfully pushed up the coffin lid, and nailed the coffin nails.

Liu Shishi, Yang Yin, and Yue Yuluo were chatting with each other.

Suddenly, Yue Yuluo said: "Sister Shishi, where is your tomb? It's boring anyway, why don't we go find your tomb?"

As soon as this proposal came out, it was immediately supported by Yang Yin.

Liu Shishi murmured: "I can't remember the exact location... I remember that my cemetery was built next to a small hill, not very far from Mount Li, the legendary place where the First Emperor slept."

Three women and one together, Dang even had to go out to find the tomb.

Xu Yang also wanted to follow, but Liu Shishi said: "You have a good rest, you have to participate in the Taoism conference tomorrow."

"This……"

Xu Yang said: "It's a big deal to help you find the tomb, I will do my part."

Liu Shishi was greatly moved, her watery eyes looked at Xu Yang affectionately, and said softly: "If you have this kind of heart, I will be satisfied... For the matter of finding the tomb, we sisters can just do it." , when we find the tomb, I will trouble you to dig it.”

The three women turned into Yin Qi and flew out of the hotel.

Xu Yang sat on the bed, but he didn't feel sleepy. He kept thinking about the words of that Lushan Dao disciple before he died...

"Behind the Asura Gate, is Lu Shandao's support?"

Xu Yang felt that the disciple was not talking nonsense just to survive.

In the past few years, Lushan Road was mainly active in Fujian Province, Wan Province, and Southeast Asia. According to the information obtained by the Spiritual Management Bureau, the headquarters of Shura Gate should also be located in Southeast Asia.

There is some connection between the two, which is normal.

"Perhaps besides Lushan Dao, other forces in the Jianghu are also related to the Asura Sect... After all, there are many decent sects who want to maintain their superficial integrity, so some dirty work needs to be done by someone."

Xu Yang secretly changed his mind: "If that's the case, I'm afraid Lu Shandao won't swallow this breath this time, maybe the killer of the Asura Sect will attack me."

It also takes time for the killer to make a move.

When is the best time?
Naturally, this Daofa conference!

The entire Zhouzhi County is full of fish and dragons, and there are countless strange people and strangers. Let alone a single killer, even if ten or eight of them mixed in, it would be difficult to be discovered.

"It looks like you have to be careful."

Xu Yang checked it.

There are only more than 100 "Vajra Talismans" left on my body, and I inevitably feel a sense of urgency, so I took out the yellow talisman, talisman brush and cinnabar ink from the storage space, and started making talismans.

A piece of Vajra Talisman was quickly drawn.

While drawing the talisman, Xu Yang changed his mind and said: "With my current cultivation base, the vajra talisman drawn and the blessing of the Taishang Jingming Seal are enough to block the attacks of ordinary Taoists or martial arts masters."

"But it's a little bit worse against a veteran master like Lin Chaosheng."

But at this stage, there is no way to quickly improve the strength.

There are only about 1000 points of merit left on my body, not to mention "entering the Tao", and I am even short of being promoted to the ninth level of qi refining and consummation.

"pity."

"I don't have any martial arts skills... If I can also learn a few martial arts and practice kung fu, such as the golden bell cover and the iron cloth shirt, and then add the Vajra Talisman, then the defense can be greatly increased."

But Xu Yang quickly shook his head.

Gold bell cover, iron cloth shirt, so what if the King Kong is not broken?

It's 2023, killers kill people, and it's not just by swords.

No matter how hard you are, can you withstand poisoning?
No matter how hard you are, can you handle the bazooka?

Shaking his head, Xu Yang sighed: "That's all, let's take a step and watch, as the saying goes, when soldiers come to block, water comes to cover... I just need to be more careful."

At this moment.

The sarcophagus was bang bang bang.

Inside the sarcophagus, Yunmengxi said, "Little Xu..."

"what?"

Xu Yang came to the sarcophagus and asked, "Aren't you going to sleep? Are you still asleep?"

Yunmengxi twitched and said, "I... I seem to have insomnia, I can't sleep, why don't you tell me a story?"

"........."

Xu Yang has a big head, you are a "flying stiff", listen to woolen yarn stories!

If you can’t fall asleep, you can’t sleep. Can you die if you don’t sleep for a day?
of course.

It is enough to think about this kind of words in your heart, you can't say it, Xu Yang smiled bitterly: "I don't know how to tell stories..."

"Ha ha!"

Yunmengxi sneered: "You are a fool when you are an old lady? Of you post-90s, who hasn't heard fairy tales when they were young? Just tell a few stories you heard when you were young!"

Stories you heard as a child?

Xu Yang thought about it...

When I was a child, I never heard of fairy tales.

I remember when I couldn't sleep when I was a child, the old man always liked to tell me ghost stories... I closed my eyes and recalled for a while, and those ghost stories seemed to be engraved in the depths of my memory, and they came to my mind clearly.

He organized his language a little bit, patted the coffin lid, and said softly: "Okay, let me tell you a story I heard when I was a child. The name of the story is bloody thigh."

"Ding!"

"The zombie is frightened, the merit value is +100, and the constitution is +1."

As soon as Xu Yang finished speaking, a system prompt sounded in his mind, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he said happily, "Mengxi, are you afraid of ghost stories?"

Inside the sarcophagus, Yunmengxi looked terrified.

But as a "flying stiff", who used to be the leader of Causeway Bay, how could he admit his weakness, and said with a hard-mouthed sneer: "I am afraid of ghost stories...you can tell it, I will listen."

Xu Yang regained his energy, coughed dryly, cleared his voice, and said, "Little A found a good job after graduating from university... In order to make it easier to commute to and from get off work, he shared an apartment with someone in an apartment building near the company ..."

I have to say that Xu Yang has a great talent for storytelling.

His voice fluctuated from high to low, deliberately creating a terrifying atmosphere, especially when talking about scary scenes, he would abruptly slap the sarcophagus!
Inside the sarcophagus, Yunmengxi clutched the skirt of her clothes tightly, and she, who was already insomnia, couldn't sleep anymore.

"Ding!"

"The zombie is frightened, the merit value is +100, and the constitution is +1."

"Ding!"

"The zombie is frightened, the merit value is +100, and the constitution is +1."

"Ding……"

After telling a short ghost story, Xu Yang glanced at the system property interface, and found that the merit value has increased by as much as 1500 points, and there are 15 "Physical +1" points.

At first, he didn't find anything special about this "Physical +1".

But gradually...

Xu Yang felt that there was a hot and boiling feeling coming from his body, his blood became more and more vigorous, and his strength continued to grow.

He clenched his fist, and although he didn't use mana or the "magic power talisman", he could clearly feel the explosive power in his body!
In addition, he also felt that his tendons, bones, skin, membranes, and even flesh and blood were slowly getting stronger, as if he had practiced martial arts for many years and tortured his body for many years.

"alright!"

Inside the sarcophagus, Yunmengxi, who had finally waited until the end of a ghost story, hurriedly said, "What kind of ghost story are you telling? It's just a lullaby...Okay, I'm going to sleep!"

talking.

He also yawned deliberately, showing a look of sleepiness.

Xu Yang finally found Yunmengxi's weakness, how could he let go of this opportunity, and immediately said: "It's okay, our Mengxi's sleep is a big deal... so, I'll tell you a few more stories when you fall asleep I'll go rest again."

Yunmengxi: "..."

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