This celestial master is not serious
Chapter 137: People of the Same Way, Refining the Clear Sky Hammer!
Chapter 137: People of the Same Way, Refining the Clear Sky Hammer!
"Old man, don't be impulsive!"
Xu Yangxuan was caught off guard, and was picked up directly. He kicked his feet in the air and shouted, "I didn't expect this to happen. It was your ginkgo tree that touched me!"
"fart!"
The old Taoist said angrily: "Xing'er is timid and reserved by nature, how could she take the initiative to touch you?"
"It must be that you communicated with Xing'er's spiritual consciousness when you realized the Tao, and coaxed Xing'er with sweet words... She has just recovered now, her memory has not yet recovered, and she is as pure as a piece of white paper. If you dare to play any tricks, sir Taoist priest, I will slap you to death!"
"..."
Xu Yang didn't suspect that the old Taoist was talking big.
With his status and strength, let alone slap himself to death, there are probably not many people he dare not slap to death in the entire Great Xia Jianghu.
So he hesitated and said: "Old senior, I can understand your feelings, but I really haven't communicated with the tree spirit."
The old Taoist: "Then why is Xing'er so close to you?"
How do I know?
What is this called?
This makes a ginkgo come out of the wall... It is equivalent to this ginkgo tree greening the old Taoist priest!
Xu Yang complained in his heart, and said, "Probably because I realized the Tao under the tree before, and the Tao rhyme radiated, which helped her recover...Old senior, to be honest, I'm already engaged. marriage!"
"Really?"
"It's absolutely true, I dare not lie in any way!"
These words were indeed effective, the old Taoist let go of his hand, threw Xu Yang aside, and began to calculate by himself.
When he made this calculation, he raised his eyebrows, a strange look flashed across his face, he stared at Xu Yang and said, "It's weird...it's weird...how can your marriage be like this?"
He calculated for a moment, and asked suspiciously: "Who is your kid married to?"
Xu Yang: "My wife!"
The old Taoist: "Your wife is not human?"
Xu Yang: "..."
Fuck, does this count?
The old Taoist sneered and said, "Human beings and ghosts have different paths, yin and yang are two ways. As the successor of Jingming Dao and the future master of Jingming Dao, if you dare to marry ghosts and ghosts, aren't you afraid that people in the world will laugh at you?"
"I'm my dear, they're making fun of me!"
Xu Yang didn't care.
"Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to convince the public in the future, and you won't be able to succeed to the position of celestial master?"
The old Taoist was silent for a few seconds, then asked again.
Xu Yang said with a smile: "Because of the orthodox disputes in Jingming Dao, masters die, Tibetans hide, who cares about these? Besides, when I am invincible, even if I don't want to succeed the position of celestial master, they will ask for it." I went, no one will care who I marry."
As he spoke, he spread his hands and said, "What's more, as a celestial master, wouldn't it be reasonable to take a few female ghosts, elves, and female zombies with you to influence them with your love?"
The old Taoist remained silent for a while, and asked three times: "You are still young, how should you carry on the family line after marrying the ghost?"
Xu Yang laughed, and asked back: "Zongsheng Palace belongs to Quanzhen Taoism. If I remember correctly, Quanzhen Taoism does not allow marriage and childbirth."
The old Taoist sighed, and said: "The Taoist rules are like this. I am the most senior person in the Quanzhen Taoism now, so I can't break the Taoist rules."
Xu Yang lowered his voice and said, "Why should the old man stick to the four words of getting married and having children?"
"You are all true, you are not allowed to marry and have children, so don't you allow Taoist priests to form Taoist couples?"
This is not a lie.
Marrying a Taoist couple was a very normal thing in ancient times. When two people saw each other, they became a Taoist couple. They were each other's companions. They had mutual support, and they could also sit together and discuss the Tao. This is something that is allowed in any Taoist sect.
As for whether you will do other things after becoming a Taoist couple, if you don't say, I don't say, who knows?
Zhenjun Chengming's eyes lit up, he immediately straightened his posture, clasped his fists at Xu Yang, and said, "Thank you little friend Xu Yang for clearing up the poor Taoist confusion!"
Xu Yang clasped his fists in return and said, "You're being polite, old man. We are people of the same generation, and we should help each other."
"Same generation?"
The old Taoist was stunned for a moment, then he realized it, laughed and said, "What a peer!"
"Speaking of people of the same generation, I have to mention the little prince. I will let you know when your wedding day is fixed. I will go to eat your wedding wine with the prince."
"sure!"
After exchanging pleasantries with the old and the young, the old Taoist remembered the business and asked, "Don't you have a dead body at home to deal with and go back in a hurry? Why did you come back again?"
Xu Yang flipped his hands over, took out the Black Flame Stone and said, "I heard from Maoshan Master Mao that you are the No.
"You little bastard, talk about everything!"
The old Taoist stared: "Forging a hammer, how old am I, do you have the nerve to order the old Taoist me?"
Xu Yang was shocked, and said: "Senior is worthy of his ingenious calculations, he was able to figure out that I need to forge a hammer!"
Zhenjun Chengming: "..."
Now that it's all said and done, what else can he say?
Immediately asked Xu Yang about his request, and after accepting the Black Flame Stone, he said in surprise: "Are you sure you want to forge a sledgehammer? This Black Flame Stone is extremely heavy, even if it is made into a thin sword, it would weigh nearly a hundred catties. To make a sledgehammer, you need to add other refining materials, I am afraid that after it is made, it will not be less than a thousand catties...Are you sure you can move it?"
"Besides, people in my Taoist sect are not those vulgar warriors, how can they use such a rude magic weapon?"
Do cultivators despise warriors so much?
However, ordinary martial artists of the same realm, if they are close to each other, can hammer most of the Daoist cultivators.
Xu Yang said: "Senior, you can just refine it. In addition to cultivating Taoism, I also practiced body training. A hammer of one thousand catties is still worth it."
"Row."
Zhenjun Chengming responded and said, "Do you have any requirements for the style of the hammer?"
Xu Yang found the picture of Thor's Hammer from the Internet, showed it to Zhenjun Chengming, and said, "How about I go to the street and print out this hammer for you?"
"Don't bother, just send me a WeChat message."
This 600-year-old antique silently took out a new fruit machine from his Taoist robe.
Xu Yang opened his mouth, stared at the fruit machine for a while before saying: "The old man is really keeping pace with the times...how much is your WeChat account?"
"I'll sweep you."
The old Taoist obviously knew a lot.
The two added WeChat to each other and shared the picture of Thor's Hammer with Zhenjun Chengming.
Zhenjun Chengming zoomed in on the picture, looked at it for a few seconds and shook his head: "You are the weapon used by the Western kid in the movie, right? This is not good... The Black Flame Stone is black and red, it must be ugly if it is made like this... Isn’t there a Clear Sky Hammer in an anime, I’ve seen its promotions, and the Thunder Hammer is pretty good.”
"........."
Xu Yang was shocked...
This old thing, even know this?
Xu Yang didn't know what the Haotian Hammer looked like, so he searched the Internet and found that he looked pretty good, and immediately said: "In that case, you can make up your mind, old man."
After confirming the shape of the hammer, Zhenjun Chengming began to chase people away, saying: "Okay, you hurry back and dispose of the corpse... I will have a few words with Xing'er, and I will start the furnace for refining later, and it will be ready around noon tomorrow." If it can be refined, I will notify you via WeChat when the time comes."
Xu Yang thanked him.
After leaving the Zongsheng Palace, we went straight to the B&B.
The first thing he did when he returned to the B&B was to ask Liu Shishi if the assassin of the Asura Gate had turned into a ghost.
Liu Shishi shook her head and said, "We have been guarding the corpse, but the corpse hasn't changed much until now."
"Oh?"
Xu Yang was a little surprised.
Logically speaking, what kind of black rose is this? Since she is the gold-medal killer of Shuramen, she naturally knows more secrets. The little Karami who was sniped by him before knows the secret of turning into a ghost after death. How could she not understand it?
Xu Yang looked at Black Rose's body.
Her body was already stiff.
The fox mask has also been lifted, revealing an ugly face...
Yes!
Just ugly!
There were several hideous scars on her face.
This is different from Xu Yang's imagination... After all, novels like to write stories about beautiful killers falling in love with me, and judging by her figure, she is pretty good, so I never thought she was ugly.
of course.
It doesn't matter if he is ugly or not, since he is a killer, there is no way Xu Yang would have the idea of pity and pity.
He stared at the corpse for a while, then flipped his hands, and took out a "Sky Eye Talisman" from the storage space.
Following the activation of the "Sky Eye Talisman", a flash of brilliance flashed in his eyes, and then he looked at the corpse of the black rose, and immediately found a difference... I saw a ray of Yin Qi condensed in her corpse .
The yin energy was concealed, curled up in the corpse, and covered by flesh and blood, it managed to hide from Liu Shishi and Yunmengxi's investigations.
Xu Yang laughed...
This black rose is a dark comparison!
She knew that even if she turned into a ghost, she would not escape death, so she lurked quietly... If Xu Yang and the others really thought that she could not transform into a ghost, they would definitely dispose of her body. Strengthen yourself with flesh and blood, and you can become a "red dress" in an instant!
Xu Yang saw through her thoughts, so naturally he couldn't let her wish.
So, he murmured: "Since that's the case, it's not a problem if this corpse is placed in the room... Otherwise, I'll burn it down!"
talking.
snapped his fingers.
Whoa!
A cluster of flames sprang out from the fingertips.
Liu Shishi, Yunmengxi, and Yue Yuluo were all startled, and said in amazement, "You... have entered the Tao with fire? Wait... entered the middle stage of the Tao? Your cultivation has also broken through?"
"Ah."
Xu Yangdao: "I went to the Taoism Conference today, and got the opportunity to enlighten and practice Taoism under the ginkgo tree planted by Lao Tzu in Zongsheng Palace. I saw the pictures of ancient sages preaching, preaching, and enlightening under the ginkgo tree. So I made a small breakthrough... now is not the time to say these words, I will burn this corpse first!"
Whoa!
He flicked his fingers, and the cluster of flames at his fingertips instantly turned into a ball of flames and rushed towards the corpse.
"Ding!"
"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +1."
A system prompt sounded in my mind.
At the moment when the flame was almost burning on the corpse, Xu Yang waved his hand again and retracted the flame. He said, "Forget it, the smell of burning the corpse in the room is too strong, let's bury her?"
Damn it!
Only 1 point of merit?
What a fart!
It's not too late to deal with her after she has completely turned into a red-clothed ghost!
Xu Yang rolled his eyes and suddenly had an idea!
Bury her!
hide!
Guard her corpse!
…………
PS: The second update arrives, eat a meal and continue to code.
PS: Thanks for the 100-point reward from the FTP boss who understands you!
(End of this chapter)
"Old man, don't be impulsive!"
Xu Yangxuan was caught off guard, and was picked up directly. He kicked his feet in the air and shouted, "I didn't expect this to happen. It was your ginkgo tree that touched me!"
"fart!"
The old Taoist said angrily: "Xing'er is timid and reserved by nature, how could she take the initiative to touch you?"
"It must be that you communicated with Xing'er's spiritual consciousness when you realized the Tao, and coaxed Xing'er with sweet words... She has just recovered now, her memory has not yet recovered, and she is as pure as a piece of white paper. If you dare to play any tricks, sir Taoist priest, I will slap you to death!"
"..."
Xu Yang didn't suspect that the old Taoist was talking big.
With his status and strength, let alone slap himself to death, there are probably not many people he dare not slap to death in the entire Great Xia Jianghu.
So he hesitated and said: "Old senior, I can understand your feelings, but I really haven't communicated with the tree spirit."
The old Taoist: "Then why is Xing'er so close to you?"
How do I know?
What is this called?
This makes a ginkgo come out of the wall... It is equivalent to this ginkgo tree greening the old Taoist priest!
Xu Yang complained in his heart, and said, "Probably because I realized the Tao under the tree before, and the Tao rhyme radiated, which helped her recover...Old senior, to be honest, I'm already engaged. marriage!"
"Really?"
"It's absolutely true, I dare not lie in any way!"
These words were indeed effective, the old Taoist let go of his hand, threw Xu Yang aside, and began to calculate by himself.
When he made this calculation, he raised his eyebrows, a strange look flashed across his face, he stared at Xu Yang and said, "It's weird...it's weird...how can your marriage be like this?"
He calculated for a moment, and asked suspiciously: "Who is your kid married to?"
Xu Yang: "My wife!"
The old Taoist: "Your wife is not human?"
Xu Yang: "..."
Fuck, does this count?
The old Taoist sneered and said, "Human beings and ghosts have different paths, yin and yang are two ways. As the successor of Jingming Dao and the future master of Jingming Dao, if you dare to marry ghosts and ghosts, aren't you afraid that people in the world will laugh at you?"
"I'm my dear, they're making fun of me!"
Xu Yang didn't care.
"Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to convince the public in the future, and you won't be able to succeed to the position of celestial master?"
The old Taoist was silent for a few seconds, then asked again.
Xu Yang said with a smile: "Because of the orthodox disputes in Jingming Dao, masters die, Tibetans hide, who cares about these? Besides, when I am invincible, even if I don't want to succeed the position of celestial master, they will ask for it." I went, no one will care who I marry."
As he spoke, he spread his hands and said, "What's more, as a celestial master, wouldn't it be reasonable to take a few female ghosts, elves, and female zombies with you to influence them with your love?"
The old Taoist remained silent for a while, and asked three times: "You are still young, how should you carry on the family line after marrying the ghost?"
Xu Yang laughed, and asked back: "Zongsheng Palace belongs to Quanzhen Taoism. If I remember correctly, Quanzhen Taoism does not allow marriage and childbirth."
The old Taoist sighed, and said: "The Taoist rules are like this. I am the most senior person in the Quanzhen Taoism now, so I can't break the Taoist rules."
Xu Yang lowered his voice and said, "Why should the old man stick to the four words of getting married and having children?"
"You are all true, you are not allowed to marry and have children, so don't you allow Taoist priests to form Taoist couples?"
This is not a lie.
Marrying a Taoist couple was a very normal thing in ancient times. When two people saw each other, they became a Taoist couple. They were each other's companions. They had mutual support, and they could also sit together and discuss the Tao. This is something that is allowed in any Taoist sect.
As for whether you will do other things after becoming a Taoist couple, if you don't say, I don't say, who knows?
Zhenjun Chengming's eyes lit up, he immediately straightened his posture, clasped his fists at Xu Yang, and said, "Thank you little friend Xu Yang for clearing up the poor Taoist confusion!"
Xu Yang clasped his fists in return and said, "You're being polite, old man. We are people of the same generation, and we should help each other."
"Same generation?"
The old Taoist was stunned for a moment, then he realized it, laughed and said, "What a peer!"
"Speaking of people of the same generation, I have to mention the little prince. I will let you know when your wedding day is fixed. I will go to eat your wedding wine with the prince."
"sure!"
After exchanging pleasantries with the old and the young, the old Taoist remembered the business and asked, "Don't you have a dead body at home to deal with and go back in a hurry? Why did you come back again?"
Xu Yang flipped his hands over, took out the Black Flame Stone and said, "I heard from Maoshan Master Mao that you are the No.
"You little bastard, talk about everything!"
The old Taoist stared: "Forging a hammer, how old am I, do you have the nerve to order the old Taoist me?"
Xu Yang was shocked, and said: "Senior is worthy of his ingenious calculations, he was able to figure out that I need to forge a hammer!"
Zhenjun Chengming: "..."
Now that it's all said and done, what else can he say?
Immediately asked Xu Yang about his request, and after accepting the Black Flame Stone, he said in surprise: "Are you sure you want to forge a sledgehammer? This Black Flame Stone is extremely heavy, even if it is made into a thin sword, it would weigh nearly a hundred catties. To make a sledgehammer, you need to add other refining materials, I am afraid that after it is made, it will not be less than a thousand catties...Are you sure you can move it?"
"Besides, people in my Taoist sect are not those vulgar warriors, how can they use such a rude magic weapon?"
Do cultivators despise warriors so much?
However, ordinary martial artists of the same realm, if they are close to each other, can hammer most of the Daoist cultivators.
Xu Yang said: "Senior, you can just refine it. In addition to cultivating Taoism, I also practiced body training. A hammer of one thousand catties is still worth it."
"Row."
Zhenjun Chengming responded and said, "Do you have any requirements for the style of the hammer?"
Xu Yang found the picture of Thor's Hammer from the Internet, showed it to Zhenjun Chengming, and said, "How about I go to the street and print out this hammer for you?"
"Don't bother, just send me a WeChat message."
This 600-year-old antique silently took out a new fruit machine from his Taoist robe.
Xu Yang opened his mouth, stared at the fruit machine for a while before saying: "The old man is really keeping pace with the times...how much is your WeChat account?"
"I'll sweep you."
The old Taoist obviously knew a lot.
The two added WeChat to each other and shared the picture of Thor's Hammer with Zhenjun Chengming.
Zhenjun Chengming zoomed in on the picture, looked at it for a few seconds and shook his head: "You are the weapon used by the Western kid in the movie, right? This is not good... The Black Flame Stone is black and red, it must be ugly if it is made like this... Isn’t there a Clear Sky Hammer in an anime, I’ve seen its promotions, and the Thunder Hammer is pretty good.”
"........."
Xu Yang was shocked...
This old thing, even know this?
Xu Yang didn't know what the Haotian Hammer looked like, so he searched the Internet and found that he looked pretty good, and immediately said: "In that case, you can make up your mind, old man."
After confirming the shape of the hammer, Zhenjun Chengming began to chase people away, saying: "Okay, you hurry back and dispose of the corpse... I will have a few words with Xing'er, and I will start the furnace for refining later, and it will be ready around noon tomorrow." If it can be refined, I will notify you via WeChat when the time comes."
Xu Yang thanked him.
After leaving the Zongsheng Palace, we went straight to the B&B.
The first thing he did when he returned to the B&B was to ask Liu Shishi if the assassin of the Asura Gate had turned into a ghost.
Liu Shishi shook her head and said, "We have been guarding the corpse, but the corpse hasn't changed much until now."
"Oh?"
Xu Yang was a little surprised.
Logically speaking, what kind of black rose is this? Since she is the gold-medal killer of Shuramen, she naturally knows more secrets. The little Karami who was sniped by him before knows the secret of turning into a ghost after death. How could she not understand it?
Xu Yang looked at Black Rose's body.
Her body was already stiff.
The fox mask has also been lifted, revealing an ugly face...
Yes!
Just ugly!
There were several hideous scars on her face.
This is different from Xu Yang's imagination... After all, novels like to write stories about beautiful killers falling in love with me, and judging by her figure, she is pretty good, so I never thought she was ugly.
of course.
It doesn't matter if he is ugly or not, since he is a killer, there is no way Xu Yang would have the idea of pity and pity.
He stared at the corpse for a while, then flipped his hands, and took out a "Sky Eye Talisman" from the storage space.
Following the activation of the "Sky Eye Talisman", a flash of brilliance flashed in his eyes, and then he looked at the corpse of the black rose, and immediately found a difference... I saw a ray of Yin Qi condensed in her corpse .
The yin energy was concealed, curled up in the corpse, and covered by flesh and blood, it managed to hide from Liu Shishi and Yunmengxi's investigations.
Xu Yang laughed...
This black rose is a dark comparison!
She knew that even if she turned into a ghost, she would not escape death, so she lurked quietly... If Xu Yang and the others really thought that she could not transform into a ghost, they would definitely dispose of her body. Strengthen yourself with flesh and blood, and you can become a "red dress" in an instant!
Xu Yang saw through her thoughts, so naturally he couldn't let her wish.
So, he murmured: "Since that's the case, it's not a problem if this corpse is placed in the room... Otherwise, I'll burn it down!"
talking.
snapped his fingers.
Whoa!
A cluster of flames sprang out from the fingertips.
Liu Shishi, Yunmengxi, and Yue Yuluo were all startled, and said in amazement, "You... have entered the Tao with fire? Wait... entered the middle stage of the Tao? Your cultivation has also broken through?"
"Ah."
Xu Yangdao: "I went to the Taoism Conference today, and got the opportunity to enlighten and practice Taoism under the ginkgo tree planted by Lao Tzu in Zongsheng Palace. I saw the pictures of ancient sages preaching, preaching, and enlightening under the ginkgo tree. So I made a small breakthrough... now is not the time to say these words, I will burn this corpse first!"
Whoa!
He flicked his fingers, and the cluster of flames at his fingertips instantly turned into a ball of flames and rushed towards the corpse.
"Ding!"
"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +1."
A system prompt sounded in my mind.
At the moment when the flame was almost burning on the corpse, Xu Yang waved his hand again and retracted the flame. He said, "Forget it, the smell of burning the corpse in the room is too strong, let's bury her?"
Damn it!
Only 1 point of merit?
What a fart!
It's not too late to deal with her after she has completely turned into a red-clothed ghost!
Xu Yang rolled his eyes and suddenly had an idea!
Bury her!
hide!
Guard her corpse!
…………
PS: The second update arrives, eat a meal and continue to code.
PS: Thanks for the 100-point reward from the FTP boss who understands you!
(End of this chapter)
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