This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 152 The master also needs to practice!

Next time... take it easy?
Outside the funeral shop, Ma Long wanted to cry but had no tears.

What kind of hammer master is this?
I just watched me being beaten as a teacher, so it's fine if I don't help out, and you still say such sarcastic remarks?
And Xu Yang, this dog has also changed, he puts more emphasis on sex than friends, and let him beat me with words?
He covered his face and got up from the ground into the funeral shop. He wanted to scold Xu Yang, but Yunmengxi, who was standing beside Xu Yang, pointed at him with a watermelon knife, and immediately chose silently. Standing behind the old Wangtou.

This dog thing is finally quiet!

Such thoughts flashed through the minds of Old Wangtou and Xu Yang at the same time.

There are too many doubts in Xu Yang's heart.

Uncle Wang's words just now shocked him honestly. Like a myth, there are ten halls of hell in the underworld... Then what about the bull head, the horse face, and the judge?

The underworld has it, but what about the heaven?
Is there a heaven in the world?

It is said that after the four great celestial masters "flyed up", they all served in the heavenly court and were "administered by the heavenly master's mansion" by the heavenly court, while the ancestor of Maoshan was granted the office of the underworld.

Xu Yang pondered for a moment, then asked: "Uncle Wang is really a disciple of King Biancheng?"

"Record, register..."

Uncle Wang said: "My master is in charge of the sixth hall of the underworld. As the lord of the city of death, there are a total of [-] direct disciples who help my master in charge of the sixteen small prisons. The number of registered disciples is quite large. The identity of a disciple is not worth mentioning."

of course.

This is just his humble statement.

Even though King Biancheng has a large number of registered disciples, his identity is there after all!

As long as his registered disciples are named, they are probably enough to walk sideways in many places in the underworld.

Xu Yang asked curiously: "Uncle Wang, since you are a disciple of King Biancheng, you should be in a high position in the underworld government...how did you come to Yangjian?"

He paused, and then said: "And didn't you say that the Yin-Yang road has long been cut off? How did you enter the Yang world, Mr. Wang?"

"Hey!"

"Forget it!"

As soon as this incident was mentioned, Uncle Wang looked heartbroken. He patted the table vigorously, and then slowly said: "When the underworld was in turmoil, I had a premonition that something would happen, so I lowered my status. Got a ghost official document and came to Yangjian."

Ghost officials can be regarded as the lowest level of "civil servants" in the underworld.

To be a ghost official as a named disciple of Uncle Wang "Biancheng King" is indeed a self-deprecation.

As he was talking, he became angry, as if venting, and said: "What the hell, it turned out that something happened to me just a few months after I arrived in Yangjian. People are separated, Yin and Yang roads are cut off... Do you know, uncle, I have been doing this for nearly 600 years!"

Uncle Wang's tone became hysterical.

"600 years!"

"Do you know how I have lived these 600 years?"

"The shady and ghost officials in the world have a basic salary and a performance commission...the more ghosts you catch, the higher the commission, and the more sinister virtues will be distributed every quarter by the underworld...but I just came to the world and there are not many of them. The Moon Yin Yang Road was broken, and in the past 600 years, I have not received a dime of Yin De from the Yincao Difu!"

"In the whole of Xixia back then, apart from the city gods, mountain gods, river gods, and land gods, there were as many as eighteen resident ghost officials and errands including me!"

"The separation between heaven and man, the exhaustion of spiritual energy, the broken road between yin and yang... I watched with my own eyes those ghost officials and errants, because they couldn't bear the backlash, they died one by one in front of me!"

"Master, I will never forget their desperate eyes before they died!"

"Even the City God and the Yin Gods of all walks of life are constantly dissipating as time goes by... Especially after the wave of sports that was set off that year, most of the golden bodies of the Yin Gods in the world were smashed. Inside, I don’t know how many Yin gods died unexpectedly!"

He pulled the flesh from his face again, stretched his face in front of Xu Yang, and roared: "Look at the face of the uncle again, look at the body of the uncle... The creatures in our underworld are neither alive nor dead, No body."

"This physical body was chosen when I first came to the world to take office... I thought I would replace it with a suitable, young, and handsome one in the future. I never thought that it would be used for more than 500 years!"

"Do you know that this physical body is about to stink..."

He vented for nearly 10 minutes before his emotions gradually stabilized. He took a long breath and sat down again, sighing: "These words have held me back for more than 500 years, and today I finally feel comfortable."

Ma Long was very discerning, and quickly took out a Huazi and handed it over with both hands, saying: "Master, smoke."

After lighting the cigarette for Old Wangtou, he ran out again, and came back with a box of Pulse after a while, took out a bottle from the box, unscrewed the bottle cap for Old Wangtou, and handed it over with both hands: " Master, have a drink!"

Old Wangtou held Huazi in one hand and Pulse in the other, nodded in satisfaction and said, "My apprentice, apart from being obsessed with talking nonsense, is pretty good in other respects... as a teacher I have lived in the human world for nearly 600 years, and in order to survive, almost all the treasures on my body have been consumed, so there is nothing I can bestow on you, but don't worry, since you have worshiped me as your teacher, you will naturally use a lot of treasures in the future."

He was relieved and pulsated, and pointed at Ma Long's eyebrows.

Ma Long's figure trembled, and he felt a huge amount of information pouring into his mind, turning it into his own memory.

He was about to speak, but the old Wangtou shouted: "Don't talk, sit down, I will guide you to practice!"

hum!
A strange breath rose from his body and poured into Malone's body.

The aura was extremely strange, in a way it was very similar to the "Yin Qi" in Yin Hun Xie Chong's body, but it didn't have that sinister, cold aura in Yin Hun's body.

Ma Long immediately sat cross-legged on the ground, only feeling that strange force shot directly into his body from the old Wangtou's finger, and then moved in his body according to a strange trajectory.

After running for three weeks in this way, the voice of the old king's head sounded in the ears: "This is the running route of the Dharma door I taught you. I guided you to walk three weeks and broadened the meridians for you... You are extremely Yin body, if you practice according to this method in the future, your cultivation will definitely improve rapidly."

He put away his fingers and deliberately made a weak look on his face.

Ma Long opened his eyes, and quickly asked with concern: "Master, are you okay?"

"fine."

Uncle Wang waved his hand and said he was fine, but beads of sweat oozed from his forehead. He rubbed his waist, leaned forward, with a look of pain on his face, and sighed: "Hey... I am old and useless."

"Master, your back hurts?"

Ma Long hurriedly stepped forward to help Uncle Wang lift his back, and said, "I know a club where the technicians have good massage skills...Master, how about I take you to massage and massage all the time, so you can relax?"

There was a flash of light in Uncle Wang's eyes, but on the surface he asked in a serious manner: "The club you mentioned...is he serious?"

"what……"

Ma Long slapped his forehead, and then he remembered that this was his master, his dearest love!
In ancient times, a master was a master!

The saying that being a teacher for a day and being a father for life is not empty talk!
How can anyone take their master to visit brothels?

He immediately looked like he had done something wrong, and said: "Master, I am not familiar with the decent clubs in Wucheng... May I ask, which decent club has better massage?"

"Need not."

Uncle Wang waved his hand, and said indifferently: "How can I live up to the filial piety of my apprentice... If you are not serious, you can't be serious. It's just a massage anyway, as long as you keep your heart... The Buddha said, I don't want to be serious." Whoever goes to hell will go to hell and stay in the world of mortals, this is also a kind of practice."

"Master is worthy of being an expert. These words are really inscrutable and contain the philosophy of life."

Ma Long flattered him and said, "This gave me a sudden realization... It seems that I will have to go to the clubhouse more in the future."

He supported Uncle Wang and walked outside.

Uncle Wang snorted coldly, and said displeasedly: "How can you go alone? If you want to go, bring a teacher with you... A teacher also needs to practice!"

"Hey, master, is this Mercedes-Benz yours?"

"Ah."

"Then let's go in your car..."

"Okay, disciple, you can drive."

The master and apprentice disappeared into Xu Yang's "spiritual power" perception.

Xu Yang: "..."

Ah this...

What the hell is going on!

But when I think about it carefully, I think it's reasonable... After all, Uncle Qin, oh no, it's Uncle Wang, who hooked up with that female college student when he was working as a guard at Yincheng Institute of Technology.

Will follow Ma Long to the clubhouse, Xu Yang said that he is not surprised at all.

It's just that I still have a lot of doubts and didn't have time to ask. You vented and followed the apprentice to the club. Anyway, wait for me to finish asking before leaving!

But from Uncle Wang's words, Xu Yang also heard some information.

The reason why there are so many evil spirits in the world now is not entirely due to the "resurrection of spiritual energy", but it may also have something to do with the "turmoil" in the underworld.

The severance of the Yin-Yang Road means that he himself has lost contact with the Yincao Difu.

Not to mention the evil spirits, even if you want to go to the underworld, you can't go down!

But in recent years, this situation should be better.

This is Xu Yang's own judgment.

Because when he was in the normal transmigration of the souls of the dead, there seemed to be a gate of hell appearing indistinctly, and those souls should have entered the underworld.

In addition, the old man also entered the underworld.

However, Xu Yang looked worried...

This is not necessarily a good thing!

This shows that... the Yin-Yang Road may be restored!

At that time, the gate of the world to the underworld will be completely opened, God knows if there will be any troubles, once the powerful ghosts in the underworld come to the world, it will probably be a group of demons dancing wildly!

at this time.

A customer enters the store.

It was a middle-aged man. He probed his head and said, "Boss... how do you sell the wreath? And the paper man... can you tie it according to my request?"

Xu Yang couldn't see, so he swept away his mental strength, and immediately his closed eyelids trembled slightly, and said, "Why are you buying wreaths and paper figurines?"

There was a strong decaying aura on this person's body, and there was also a faint yin qi lingering around him, obviously he was entangled by something.

Hearing Xu Yang's question, the man looked up and saw that Xu Yang was blind with his eyes closed, and immediately said: "Forget it, I won't buy it!"

Zheng!
Yunmengxi pulled out the watermelon knife, stopped the man who wanted to leave, and said with a sneer, "You dog, you want to leave without making it clear. Is this shop where you come and go whenever you want?"

She naturally saw the abnormality in the man.

The man was startled, and said sternly, "What are you doing? In broad daylight, you still want to buy and sell by force, but can't you? Is there any law?"

"Mengxi."

Xu Yang waved his hand and said, "Forget it, let him go."

Only then did Yunmengxi put away the knife.

"Humph!"

The man snorted coldly and left the shop.

There was no business in the store until six o'clock in the afternoon. When Xu Yang was about to close the door and go back to the villa, a police car stopped outside the door. Officer Wang got out of the car with a tired face.

"Officer Wang."

"Master Xu"

After saying hello, Police Officer Wang noticed Xu Yang's eyes, so he couldn't help but ask. Xu Yang explained a few words, and then asked with a smile, "Why did Officer Wang remember to come to my place? Could it be that he encountered something difficult?" case?"

He said it casually, but he never thought that Police Officer Wang would be shocked after hearing the words, and said: "Master Xu is worthy of being a master, and I admire you... Our bureau did encounter a case recently. There were three cases in one week. A body was stolen."

"Didn't your grandfather's bones were also stolen before? I came here to ask Master Xu, how did you find the bones?"

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