This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 154: The Confluence of Yin and Yang, the Art of Divine Communication!
"Shishi and Yang Yin's cooking skills are getting better and better."

At the dinner table, Xu Yang took a bite of the fish and said, "This fish is well cooked and marinated to taste."

He and Yunmengxi went to the funeral shop, and Liu Shishi and Yang Yin were not idle at home. They prepared a large table of dishes, and Xu Yang tasted them one by one, and found that there was too much salt in the kung pao chicken except one. In addition, other dishes are actually good.

Although it is not as good as a restaurant chef, it is not far behind!

You must know that Liu Shishi and Yang Yin 10 days ago could cook porridge into sticky rice, let alone cooking!

This progress is simply amazing.

The point is that everyone has been outside during this time, and they haven't cooked much... How did they practice their cooking skills?

Xu Yang didn't bother to ask about these offshoots, delicious food was enough!

Even Yunmengxi, a foodie, praised a few words, saying: "Not bad... From tomorrow, I will teach you how to cook. I learned a lot of dishes when I opened a noodle restaurant."

After the meal, the three girls gathered in the kitchen and chatted while washing the dishes.

Xu Yang was sitting on the sofa in the living room, posing in the posture of "five hearts to the sky", pretending to practice, but in fact he was quietly listening to their conversation.

Faintly, Xu Yang heard questions like "How do you feel?", "Is it comfortable?" Yunmengxi even taught online, and said, "I didn't feel anything at first, but gradually I became more comfortable... "

The three women came out of the kitchen and went upstairs together. Xu Yang was fine, so he began to practice the "celestial eye technique".

With the operation and stimulation of mana, he felt the tingling sensation in his eyes intensified, and a hot feeling rose from the fundus of his eyes, as if someone had sprinkled devil pepper into his eyes, which was very uncomfortable.

"No wonder there are so many Taoists in the world, there are very few masters who can practice the Celestial Eye Technique."

Xu Yang couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

He stopped practicing, afraid that if he continued to practice like this, he might become really blind!
After the burning tingling and distending pain gradually dissipated, Xu Yang proceeded step by step and started practicing again slowly, and continued to stop and rest when the pain in his eyes was unbearable.

Repeatedly, back and forth until about three o'clock in the morning.

Whoa!

A gust of wind blew into the villa.

Xu Yang's tightly closed eyelids moved slightly, and said, "Miss, are you back?"

"Ah."

Yue Yuluo appeared in the living room, and she sweetly said: "The matter has been settled, so naturally I will come back to serve my husband... Husband, are your eyes better?"

Xu Yang shook his head.

"Sister Shishi and the others?"

"It's upstairs."

"Oh……"

As the little girl said, she was about to float upstairs, Xu Yang immediately said: "Wait a minute!"

"what?"

"Come on, sit here, I have something to ask."

Xu Yang patted his thigh.

"Ah...this..."

Yue Yuluo hesitated for less than three seconds, then floated over, timidly sat on Xu Yang's lap, Xu Yang stretched out his hand, pulled her into his arms, and asked, "I asked my sister to help find out How's things going?"

"My husband doesn't ask, I almost forgot."

Yue Yuluo said: "My sister has asked the little ghosts below. In the past few days, there are indeed a few families in the Wucheng area who have set up ghosts... Some of the little ghosts under her command even took a seat."

talking.

Twisted body.

She felt that Xu Yang's hand became restless, and her face turned red immediately, but she didn't stop it.

Feeling the cool touch from the palm, Xu Yang asked: "How many families have ghosts? What are they called? Where do they live?"

"Three families."

Yue Yuluo said: "I don't know what it is called. In recent years, there are very few people in the world who match ghosts. In the past few days, three families have matched ghosts. This matter is indeed strange. If your husband wants to investigate, I can ask those little ghosts under my sister Come and lead the way, they will know the way when they go to the seats.”

"It's okay, but it's not necessary today."

Xu Yang smirked, put his hand down, and said: "Madam, do you understand the method of divine communication? I have been fascinated by divine communication for a long time, and the night is long, how about the lady teach me?"

"ah!"

Like a frightened rabbit, Yue Yuluo wanted to run away, but was grabbed by Xu Yang.

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, her merit value is +50, and her paper-cutting skill is +1."

She "forcibly married" Xu Yang before, and she behaved like this in the bridal chamber... This is understandable, after all, she has been a "young girl" for hundreds of years, both before and after her death, and she suddenly wants to do this Isn't it reasonable to be afraid and nervous about things?

Fortunately, Xu Yang once forced out the "Spiritual Communication" in the ruined temple on Naitou Mountain, and he knew it himself, so he took the initiative to use it.

only……

There seems to be something wrong!
"Husband, the so-called spiritual connection refers to the mingling of soul and soul, which is the deep-seated passion of the soul..."

Yue Yuluo was pressed under Xu Yang, and said with a blushing face, "My husband has not cultivated to the state of God, and the soul cannot come out of the shell, so he can't take the initiative to engage in divine communication... You should rest first, and let the lady serve you!"

Whoa!

She transformed into a wisp of Yin Qi, and instantly soared into the sky.

"Husband, lie down, relax... concentrate and calm down!"

"This divine friendship still has so many ways?"

Xu Yang complained in his heart, and it is more direct to come from Yunmengxi XX, but although Yunmengxi is a zombie, his body structure is exactly the same as that of a normal human being, while Yue Yuluo is a ghost, and his current body is completely condensed by Yin Qi , can not be compared?

He followed Yue Yuluo's instructions and lay on the sofa, concentrating and calming down. The next moment, there was a sudden change in front of him, and a world of singing birds and flowers appeared.

How can there be a sofa under him?

It is a piece of soft green grass. There are many beautiful little flowers on the grass, and beautiful butterflies are flying around in it. The gurgling river not far away completely passes through the grass. Fat fish are swimming.

Everything is like a dream, like a fairyland.

"Husband, this is an illusion created by me... I have pulled a ray of your spirit into the illusion, and now you are transformed by a ray of spirit, don't break free."

Behind him, Yue Yuluo's voice came out.

Xu Yang looked back, only to see Yue Yuluo was wearing the wedding dress when she "married" that day. She was clutching the hem with both hands, with a shy look, and said delicately: "Husband...you can start!"

talking.

The clothes on the body slowly came off.

"My lady, I'm here!"

Xu Yang rushed forward.

What happened after that is hard to describe...

for a long time.

On the sofa, Xu Yang slowly opened his eyes. He felt happy physically and mentally. He let out a long breath and said, "It's so cool, this magical encounter is so wonderful?"

Yue Yuluo slowly condensed her figure, and said shyly: "Pleasure in the body is naturally not as good as the deep-level comfort of the soul... and this method of spiritual contact is the intersection of yin and yang. If it is used properly, it will also have the effect of dual cultivation. The strong are all Taoist couples, that’s how it usually is, oh, it’s almost dawn, husband, I’m going upstairs first.”

She didn't dare to look directly at Xu Yang, so she floated upstairs.

Xu Yang "looked" aside with his eyes closed, and said, "Yang Yin, come out."

"what……"

Startled, Yang Yin appeared slowly, and muttered: "I have already used the Soul Condensation Orb to cover up my aura, but I still can't hide the feeling from you, boss... Sister Shishi, Sister Yun... Hey, where have you been? "

Originally, Liu Shishi and Yunmengxi also "peeped" with Yang Yin, but when she turned her head now, where could she see a shadow?

Immediately stammered: "Old...boss, it's dawn, and I'm going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables!"

After saying that, he turned into a ray of wind and fled away.

Xu Yang laughed.

This little girl runs really fast...

As for Liu Shishi and Yunmengxi?
He really didn't feel it.

On the contrary, it was Yang Yin, she hadn't achieved the red dress yet, even if she borrowed the Soul Condensation Pearl, she couldn't hide it from Xu Yang.

Get dressed.

After washing up, it was already bright outside.

Liu Shishi drove and went to the morning market with Yang Yin to buy vegetables.

They said that the vegetables bought at this time are the freshest.

As for Yunmengxi and Yue Yuluo, they stayed at home to make breakfast.

After breakfast, the four daughters pushed Yang Yin out as if they had made an agreement, and asked her to accompany Xu Yang to the funeral shop.

As soon as he opened the door of the funeral shop, Xu Yang received a call from Ma Long.

He faltered and said, "Old Xu, can you do me a favor?"

"what happened?"

When Xu Yang heard Ma Long's tone, he was surprised... This guy always cut straight to the point when he asked him for help. Thinking of losing my hand this time, I took the master to the clubhouse for a massage last night, and met anti-pornography..."

"Pfft!"

Xu Yang couldn't hold back, and laughed on the spot.

On the other end of the phone, Ma Long was in a hurry: "What are you laughing at? Hurry up to Litong District Public Security Bureau and protect me and my master out..."

"Hahahahaha!"

Xu Yang said: "I didn't laugh...you are in the Litong branch, right? You were arrested last night, why did you only remember to call me now?"

"I caught it at three o'clock in the morning. I thought you might be asleep, so I didn't bother you..."

Laugh and laugh.

The insurance is still guaranteed.

Xu Yang immediately asked Yang Yin to watch the shop, and took a taxi to the Public Security Bureau.

There are two public security bureaus in Wucheng.

One is the "City Public Security Bureau" and the other is the "District Bureau".

Ma Long and Lao Wangtou were arrested by the "District Bureau".

Officer Wang also works in the Litong District Bureau.

When he came to the Litong District Bureau, Xu Yang had a keen sense of hearing, and he could hear Old Wangtou teaching Ma Long from a distance...

"Trash, it's just a prostitute who got caught, what are you doing with a sad face?"

"How can my disciple of Wang Defa be so weak?"

"This kind of small scene, as a teacher, can be encountered at least three times a year... You have called Xu Yang, right? Then just wait, it's just a bail, and a fine at most."

Xu Yang: "..."

This Uncle Wang is still a habitual offender?

Enter the game.

Xu Yang paid the bail and the fine according to the procedures. The young policeman glanced at Uncle Wang and said, "Master, is your name Wang Defa? You are already over 70 years old. Can you pay attention to it in the future...Look at your record." , wrote a whole page!"

Old Wang's eyes widened: "What's wrong with being in your 70s? Can't you have some normal physiological needs in your 70s?"

The policeman was speechless, and it took him a while to react. After some verbal education, he let Old Wangtou and Ma Long leave.

Xu Yang "looked" at the master and apprentice, suppressed a smile the whole time, the muscles on his face were almost stiff, suddenly he swept away his energy, saw an acquaintance, and immediately said: "Officer Wang...hahahaha ..."

Officer Wang: "..."

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PS: Deletion, modification and modification, many details have been subtracted, begging for a monthly ticket!
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