This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 163 Why Pull My Coffin Cover?

"Shoulder discomfort?"

Xu Yang heard that he "looked" at Ma Long's shoulder.

His eyes cannot see.

But under the perception of "spiritual power", one can clearly "see" a blue ghost hand on Malone's shoulder.

The ghost hand was extremely ferocious, with cyan skin, some red hairs growing on the back of the hand, and the tips of the fingernails were black, with a faint cold light on them.

Obviously Ma Long just looked around and provoked something "unclean".

But at this time, this kind of thing can't be said, otherwise Ma Long might jump up on the spot and scream at that time. Once his "anger" is leaked, it's not as simple as provoking a dirty thing to go back.

So Xu Yang said with a smile: "Probably because you have not been too restrained in your life recently, and your kidney deficiency caused it."

"Kidney deficiency?"

Ma Long was surprised and said: "It shouldn't be. I take 36-flavored Dihuang pills every day. Besides, even if I have kidney deficiency, I have back pain at most. How can my shoulders hurt... and it's not really painful, it's just uncomfortable. It’s as if something heavy is placed on top of it.”

"Do you understand or I understand?"

Xu Yang said without hesitation: "I am proficient in Taoism, and I have also dabbled in witchcraft... And my Daxia Chinese medicine originated from witchcraft. The structure of the human body is extremely complicated... This kidney deficiency can also cause other diseases. You don’t have to worry about the disease, I will prescribe a prescription for you when you go back, and you can take care of it.”

Ma Long believed it was true, and worshiped: "It's because you know a lot... My master also said that although Lao Xu's aptitude for cultivation is very poor, you have a great opportunity. Let me watch and learn more with you, which will help me in my future development. .”

"what?"

"Old Xu, didn't you say that you have entered the ghost market and you can't look around?"

Suddenly, Malone asked a soul question.

You don't want me to look around, especially the unlit kerosene lamps in front of the booth...

But you put the ghost market on your own, your head is like a rattle, look left, look right, and you only pick out those who don't have kerosene lamps?
Hearing this, Xu Yang smiled and said, "This is different."

"Why is it different?"

Ma Long said stubbornly: "Isn't it just my cultivation base that is weak? When I become a ghost, I will fly into the human layer to survive the thunder and make my soul pure Yang. At that time, no one in this world will be able to defeat me!"

Why are you so far away?

Xu Yang said speechlessly, "I'm blind, I can't see."

Malone just gave up.

Perhaps it was because of "invisibility", Xu Yang looked left and right, but there was still no ghost who could see the "opposite eye".

"It seems that what Uncle Wang said is not entirely correct."

"What is the taboo of the ghost market and you can't look around, where are the ghosts?"

Xu Yang felt unwilling.

Xixia ghost market, the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year, only two cities in January, and finally arrived, if I didn't bring some "dirty things" back, wouldn't I be at a loss?
then……

He picked a stall that didn't have a kerosene lamp lit and walked over.

There was a big red coffin in front of the booth, and a piece of cloth was spread beside the coffin, and the cloth was full of tattered things.

Above the booth, there is a "human head lamp".

The "Human Head Lamp" emits a slightly blood-colored light, illuminating the booth. In the dark behind the booth, there is a black figure, whether it is a human or a ghost.

Xu Yang came to the booth with "eyes closed", randomly picked up a jade bracelet on the booth and asked, "How do you sell this thing?"

while talking.

Constantly looking at the black figure.

The figure in the darkness did not come under the light. He was in the darkness, so dark that people couldn't see his facial features clearly, and he couldn't tell whether he was a man or a woman.

"50 million!"

She quoted the price.

Although the voice is hoarse, it can be judged that it is a female ghost.

"50 billion?" Without waiting for Xu Yang to speak, Ma Long who was following behind shouted, "Why don't you grab it? Although this jade bracelet looks good, it's been a few years old. It's barely an antique, so you can take it out." The auction is worth millions, and you asked for 50 billion, where is your conscience?"

"I have no heart."

The figure behind the booth said hoarsely.

Xu Yang said with a smile: "50 billion is 50 billion, but I don't have any money with me, and I will let my wife pay the bill later."

After all, put down the jade bracelet, pull Ma Long and leave.

"what?"

"Old Xu, are you crazy?"

"Spend 50 billion to buy a bracelet... Besides, do you have 50 billion?"

Malone chattered.

Xu Yang silently estimated his family property. Liu Shishi's "dowry" alone should be worth 50 billion, and those two sacks of Taoist symbols... It's even more, he nodded and said: "50 billion I still have it, and the boss is not human, she is not talking about RMB in Yangjian, but money in Tiandi Bank..."

Ma Long cheered up and said, "Fuck, it's so cheap, I want to buy it too!"

Regardless of Xu Yang's dissuasion, he ran to a booth, picked up a jade hairpin, looked at the dark shadow behind the booth and asked, "How much is this thing?"

The dark shadow didn't answer, only saw a gust of wind blowing by, Ma Long shivered, then put down the jade hairpin and came back, complaining: "The boss ignores me..."

"Hey, Xu Yang, what's the matter?"

"Why do I feel that my back is a little uncomfortable, as if something is pressing on it."

Xu Yang "looked", but saw another bloody ghost hand appearing on Ma Long's other shoulder, so he said, "It's okay, it's nothing, you're delusional!"

But I am very unwilling in my heart!
Damn it!

Not long after Ma Long came in, he harvested two "dirty things".

I can't even "hook up" one of them?
So he came to another stall without a kerosene lamp, and there was no ghost behind this stall. Xu Yang frowned, and lifted the red coffin lid.

Inside the coffin lid, a female ghost lay flat.

Her eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief on her face.

What the hell!

what is this?
On Xu Yang's face, the blue-faced and long-toothed mask startled the female ghost, but then the female ghost reacted... This guy is a person from the world, right?

And it should be the kind of newcomer who just entered the ghost market.

Otherwise, how dare you do such a thing like pulling the lid of the coffin?
"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +30."

Not only the female ghost, Xu Yang was taken aback the moment he lifted the lid of the coffin. Although he closed his eyes, he could still "see" the female ghost's face clearly... This face probably wasn't just Xu Yang's. Yang, Ma Long should also have a deep memory!
She is the boss of those female ghosts who committed the weird case of "seeking a child with a lot of money" in Wucheng!

In the deserted temple on Mount Naitou, the eldest sister of the female ghosts who almost squeezed Ma Long dry for two consecutive nights... is also the chief culprit who caused her notoriety as a "Taoist with an Iron Hammer"!

After being taken aback for a moment, Xu Yang was overjoyed.

"Dog thing, what a coincidence, it can be here...huh?"

Before he could finish his sentence, the female ghost giggled and said: "Where did you come from, who dared to lift the coffin board of my sister... Anyway, my sister will take advantage of you and spend a good night with you tonight."

brush!
She directly turned into a cloud of wind and penetrated into Xu Yang's body.

Xu Yang only felt a chill in his body, and then his back sank, and he was overjoyed: "She actually got on me by herself... It seems that this method of lifting the coffin board really works!"

He looked around and was about to lift another coffin board when he heard a sweet voice behind him——

"Xu Yang!"

Xu Yang was very familiar with that voice, it was undoubtedly Yue Yuluo.

Xu Yang looked back, but when he turned around, he suddenly thought: "Wait, Yue Yuluo has always called me husband, why did she suddenly call my name? Uncle Wang said that if someone calls your name from behind in the ghost market , don't turn back!"

I thought so in my heart.

Xu Yang has already turned his head.

He turned his head and "looked", and there were vague people and ghosts on the streets of the ghost market, coming and going, but he didn't see the person who "called" him. He only felt a gust of wind, and his back sank a little Silk.

"Great!"

"It's easy for this dirty thing!"

Xu Yang couldn't help but praise in his heart: "It's the second one!"

He and Ma Long walked forward, and within a few tens of meters, they saw a figure walking in front of her. She was wearing a cheongsam, and her graceful figure was displayed perfectly. There were a few ghost figures behind her, as if Bodyguards are average.

"Husband!"

The person who came was Yue Yuluo, she recognized Xu Yang's mask at a glance, stepped forward and said: "Husband, the matter is settled, sister is waiting for you in the shop ahead... By the way, sister Yun, sister Shi Shi and Yin Yin Sister, they have already passed."

"My lady is doing things, I just feel relieved."

Xu Yang took Yue Yuluo's hand.

The few ghosts following Yue Yuluo all said in unison, "Hello, young master".

Ma Long's eyes were hot, and he couldn't help changing his mind: "Xu Yang, this bastard, has really brought his ability to eat soft food to the ceiling... Others eat soft food, at most they can eat a rich old woman, what the fuck he found Let alone a beautiful female ghost, it seems that she has a lot of background."

Under the "sock mask" he was wearing, his envious and jealous face was distorted!
Yue Yuluo glanced back at Ma Long, and said, "Husband, is this the little black fat guy who got fucked up by that pervert last time? Why did he come to the ghost market too? Why doesn't he wear a mask and wear a mask?" sock?"

"Even if you don't have a mask, can't you just tear off some cloth to cover your face?"

talking.

Pinching his nose, he complained, "It stinks... Is he a psychopath!"

This sentence was whispered to Xu Yang.

Xu Yang smiled and said, "Don't pay attention to him, let's go see my sister."

Behind him, Ma Long heard Yue Yuluo's whisper, and was numb...

"Old Xu, wait for me!"

When he came back to his senses, he saw that Xu Yang and his female ghost wife had gone far away, so they immediately chased after them.

Two people, one ghost, walked through the streets of the ghost market, and continued to walk forward, only to see bright lights in front of them, and there appeared shops one after another. Outside the shops, there were many "human head lamps" hanging. The misty blood-colored halo made the whole street glow red.

Street people, ghost shadows float around, and some people from the rivers and lakes hide their anger and go hunting for treasures. It is more lively than the ghost city streets in the first half!
"Master, come and play..."

"Buy it and leave it, buy it and leave it!"

"Bun, bun..."

All kinds of cries and yells came from all directions, giving Xu Yang the illusion of going back to the old times. Ma Long stood in front of a shop and couldn't move his feet. He looked up at the second floor of the shop, but Seeing slim and beautiful female ghosts standing on the second floor, she immediately said, "This ghost market also has brothels...Damn it, these ghosts are really big, round, and white!"

"Old Xu, should we go for a stroll?"

As soon as this remark came out, Yue Yuluo rolled her eyes. She pointed to the shop diagonally opposite the brothel and said, "This is the only shop that is vacant in the ghost market. The former owner of this shop was a red-clothed ghost. He went to work in the world, but never came back, probably killed by some master."

"My sister is inside, let's go in."

As soon as he entered the store, Xu Yang saw Yunmengxi, Liu Shishi and Yang Yin looking around the store.

In front of the table in the store, there was the eldest lady of the Yue family, still wearing a black sexy outfit, her appearance was the same as Yue Yuluo, and she said calmly: "Brother-in-law, I heard that you are going to buy a grocery store..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she heard Malone yell, "Damn it, twins!"

He didn't notice Miss Yue's expression at all, he looked at Xu Yang with envy and said: "Old Xu...you are really capable, such beautiful twins can be hooked up by you!"

(End of this chapter)